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* Every role played by Morgan Freeman is God. A logical extension of this is that Morgan Freeman is the voice actor for Haruhi Suzumiya. |
* Every role played by Morgan Freeman is God. A logical extension of this is that Morgan Freeman is the voice actor for Haruhi Suzumiya. |
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** Therefore Morgan Freeman is Aya Hirano, Wendee Lee, and Patrica Ja Lee (and by extension the [[Power Rangers|Pink Space Ranger]].) |
** Therefore Morgan Freeman is Aya Hirano, Wendee Lee, and Patrica Ja Lee (and by extension the [[Power Rangers|Pink Space Ranger]].) |
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*** And as the latter four are females, it stands to reason that he is also a shapeshifter. Which means he is also [[Heroes (TV series)|Sylar, and by extension, Nathan Petrelli]]. [[Insane Troll Logic|Thus Haruhi can learn to fly.]] Similarly, he is also that girl from ''[[Lucky Star]]'' (sorry, can’t recall her name), the one with the same voice actor as Haruhi. She too is capable of flight. †|
*** And as the latter four are females, it stands to reason that he is also a shapeshifter. Which means he is also [[Heroes (TV series)|Sylar, and by extension, Nathan Petrelli]]. [[Insane Troll Logic|Thus Haruhi can learn to fly.]] Similarly, he is also that girl from ''[[Lucky Star]]'' (sorry, can’t recall her name), the one with the same voice actor as Haruhi. She too is capable of flight. …And, as a result of his shapeshifting power, he is also every other shapeshifter, including [[Cardcaptor Sakura|Clow Reed and Sakura Kinomoto (due to both the Little card and her Sakura card version of the Flight card, which can both be considered forms of shapeshifting)]]. |
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* Some time after the events of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'', Sam Beckett leaped into the body of Captain Archer of the starship [[Star Trek: Enterprise|Enterprise]]. This would initially appear to be ruled out by the fact that Sam can only leap within his own lifetime, but consider that the ending of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'' stated that Sam ''never'' stopped leaping. The series also followed a form of [[San Dimas Time]] with the other person inhabiting Sam's body in his time. Putting this together means that Sam must survive to the 22nd century and beyond, putting the events of ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise|Star Trek Enterprise]]'' within his lifetime. |
* Some time after the events of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'', Sam Beckett leaped into the body of Captain Archer of the starship [[Star Trek: Enterprise|Enterprise]]. This would initially appear to be ruled out by the fact that Sam can only leap within his own lifetime, but consider that the ending of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'' stated that Sam ''never'' stopped leaping. The series also followed a form of [[San Dimas Time]] with the other person inhabiting Sam's body in his time. Putting this together means that Sam must survive to the 22nd century and beyond, putting the events of ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise|Star Trek Enterprise]]'' within his lifetime. |
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** Alternatively, he leapt through a "[[Hand Wave|DNA link]]" as he did with an ancestor in the Civil War. Caprtain Archer must have been a descendant. |
** Alternatively, he leapt through a "[[Hand Wave|DNA link]]" as he did with an ancestor in the Civil War. Caprtain Archer must have been a descendant. |
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* [[Dark Knight Trilogy|Bruce Wayne]] at some point has [[Dark Knight Trilogy|Fox]] build a device which warps the fabric of space and time, creating a portal between Wales and [[Film/Howls Moving Castle|Ingary]], and becomes [[Film/Howls Moving Castle|The wizard Jenkins]]. |
* [[Dark Knight Trilogy|Bruce Wayne]] at some point has [[Dark Knight Trilogy|Fox]] build a device which warps the fabric of space and time, creating a portal between Wales and [[Film/Howls Moving Castle|Ingary]], and becomes [[Film/Howls Moving Castle|The wizard Jenkins]]. |
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* Thusly, ''[[Code Geass]] R2'' will end with Suzaku Kururugi [[Final Fantasy IV|undergoing a class change into a Paladin]] and acquiring a [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|drill-powered]] [[Naruto|Mangekyou]] [[Ben 10|Omnitrix]] (which draws upon the power of [[.hack|Skeith]]) while wearing [[Afro Samurai|a teddy bear mask]], and Lelouch stopping him after inheriting [[Bleach|Zangetsu]] and [[Devil May Cry|the Red Queen]], which needed to be reforged with the [[Power Rangers|Zeo Crystal]], and [[Trigun|Vash's]] Angel Arm, which he will activate via [[Suzumiya Haruhi|ESP]] and [[Eureka Seven|a Compac Drive]]. His swordsmanship will be a mixture of [[Tales of Phantasia|Alvein-style]] and [[Tales of the Abyss|Sigmund-style]], and he will display the ability to use [[Naruto|Jonin level]] and [[Final Fantasy IV|Eblan-style ninjutsu]]. Also, whatever the hell Rossiu can do. Needless to say, he's led a busy life. |
* Thusly, ''[[Code Geass]] R2'' will end with Suzaku Kururugi [[Final Fantasy IV|undergoing a class change into a Paladin]] and acquiring a [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|drill-powered]] [[Naruto|Mangekyou]] [[Ben 10|Omnitrix]] (which draws upon the power of [[.hack|Skeith]]) while wearing [[Afro Samurai|a teddy bear mask]], and Lelouch stopping him after inheriting [[Bleach|Zangetsu]] and [[Devil May Cry|the Red Queen]], which needed to be reforged with the [[Power Rangers|Zeo Crystal]], and [[Trigun|Vash's]] Angel Arm, which he will activate via [[Suzumiya Haruhi|ESP]] and [[Eureka Seven|a Compac Drive]]. His swordsmanship will be a mixture of [[Tales of Phantasia|Alvein-style]] and [[Tales of the Abyss|Sigmund-style]], and he will display the ability to use [[Naruto|Jonin level]] and [[Final Fantasy IV|Eblan-style ninjutsu]]. Also, whatever the hell Rossiu can do. Needless to say, he's led a busy life. |
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** In Japanese, that means that Lelouch <s>will break up</s> has [[Clannad|broken up * cough* delinquent* cough* |
** In Japanese, that means that Lelouch <s>will break up</s> has [[Clannad|broken up * cough* delinquent* cough*]] [[Student Council President]]* cough* the [[Fan Nickname|Euphinator]] with [[Fire Emblem|the Sword]] [[Super Smash Bros.|of Seals]] and Suzaku using his [[To Heart 2|invariably large harem]]. |
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* And let us not forget: [[Garfield]] '''''is''''' [[Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]]! |
* And let us not forget: [[Garfield]] '''''is''''' [[Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]]! |
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** Doubly fun - [[The Real Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]] '''''is''''' [[Garfield and Friends|Garfield]]! |
** Doubly fun - [[The Real Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]] '''''is''''' [[Garfield and Friends|Garfield]]! |
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*** It could also make the Joker [[Transformers Animated|Omega Supreme]] by way of Kevin Michael Richardson. |
*** It could also make the Joker [[Transformers Animated|Omega Supreme]] by way of Kevin Michael Richardson. |
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* Haruhi is Kyon. There is a totally logical explanation that both spoils {{spoiler|Vandread}} and makes the theory less amusing: {{spoiler|BC is voiced in the dub by both Wendee Lee and Crispin Freeman}}. |
* Haruhi is Kyon. There is a totally logical explanation that both spoils {{spoiler|Vandread}} and makes the theory less amusing: {{spoiler|BC is voiced in the dub by both Wendee Lee and Crispin Freeman}}. |
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** Extending that theory to its logical conclusion, [[Final Fantasy VI|Setzer]] is [[Final Fantasy VIII|Squall]]. (by the aforementioned link in the spoiler text combined with [[Digimon Adventure|T.K.]] being voiced by Wendee Lee [[Digimon Adventure 02|and then]] by Doug Erholtz. (Taking this one step further, this means that the reason that [[Code Geass|Jeremiah Gottwald]] didn't die is because [[Angel|he's really |
** Extending that theory to its logical conclusion, [[Final Fantasy VI|Setzer]] is [[Final Fantasy VIII|Squall]]. (by the aforementioned link in the spoiler text combined with [[Digimon Adventure|T.K.]] being voiced by Wendee Lee [[Digimon Adventure 02|and then]] by Doug Erholtz. (Taking this one step further, this means that the reason that [[Code Geass|Jeremiah Gottwald]] didn't die is because [[Angel|he's really]]''[[Angel]]''.) |
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* On that note, the tendency for Disney to hire celebrity voices for their movies and then go with conventional voice actors for the spinoff direct-to-video sequels/TV series/video games leads to some interesting implications. For starters, [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] is also [[Mork and Mindy|Mork]] (by way of [[Aladdin (Disney film)|the Genie]]). The large number of celebrity voices in the first [[Kingdom Hearts]] makes even ''weirder'' implications... like that [[Final Fantasy VII|Sephiroth]] was once in a boy band with [[The Fairly Odd Parents|Chip Skylark]]. Um, [[Flat What|what.]] |
* On that note, the tendency for Disney to hire celebrity voices for their movies and then go with conventional voice actors for the spinoff direct-to-video sequels/TV series/video games leads to some interesting implications. For starters, [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] is also [[Mork and Mindy|Mork]] (by way of [[Aladdin (Disney film)|the Genie]]). The large number of celebrity voices in the first [[Kingdom Hearts]] makes even ''weirder'' implications... like that [[Final Fantasy VII|Sephiroth]] was once in a boy band with [[The Fairly Odd Parents|Chip Skylark]]. Um, [[Flat What|what.]] |
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* After Vegeta's first death and reincarnation in ''[[Dragon Ball]] Z'', a part of his soul was lost and remained in the afterlife as [[Death Note|Ryuk]]. |
* After Vegeta's first death and reincarnation in ''[[Dragon Ball]] Z'', a part of his soul was lost and remained in the afterlife as [[Death Note|Ryuk]]. |
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** Likewise, Rowlf the Dog is Kermit the Frog in a fur suit, while Doctor Teeth is Kermit with a fake nose and beard. |
** Likewise, Rowlf the Dog is Kermit the Frog in a fur suit, while Doctor Teeth is Kermit with a fake nose and beard. |
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* All right, we all knew someone was gonna say this...that means [[Toy Story|Hamm]], [[A Bug's Life|P.T. Flea]], [[Monsters, Inc.|the Abominable Snowman]], [[Finding Nemo|that impression-happy school of fish]], [[The Incredibles|the Underminer]], [[Cars|Mack]], [[Ratatouille|the waiter at Gusteau's]], and [[WALL-E|John]] are ''all the same guy''. The same applies to [[Toy Story|Rex]] and <s>Mr. Incredible</s> [[The Incredibles|Bob Parr's (former) boss]]. |
* All right, we all knew someone was gonna say this...that means [[Toy Story|Hamm]], [[A Bug's Life|P.T. Flea]], [[Monsters, Inc.|the Abominable Snowman]], [[Finding Nemo|that impression-happy school of fish]], [[The Incredibles|the Underminer]], [[Cars|Mack]], [[Ratatouille|the waiter at Gusteau's]], and [[WALL-E|John]] are ''all the same guy''. The same applies to [[Toy Story|Rex]] and <s>Mr. Incredible</s> [[The Incredibles|Bob Parr's (former) boss]]. |
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* [[Princess Tutu|Fakir]] accidentally wrote a story that caused Duck to become a normal teenaged girl, losing her memories in the process. This girl was named [[Full Metal Panic!|Kaname Chidori]]. Fakir wrote himself into the story as Sousuke Sagara so he could watch over Duck/Kaname. |
* [[Princess Tutu|Fakir]] accidentally wrote a story that caused Duck to become a normal teenaged girl, losing her memories in the process. This girl was named [[Full Metal Panic!|Kaname Chidori]]. Fakir wrote himself into the story as Sousuke Sagara so he could watch over Duck/Kaname. Someone—perhaps another [[Reality Warper|Story Spinner]] began messing with the story from there, causing Duck/Kaname and Fakir/Sousuke to be transplanted into several other stories, each time causing Fakir/Sousuke to steadily lose his memories but know that he somehow has to stay near Duck/Kaname somehow—these stories include ''[[Prétear]]'', ''Super Gals!'' and ''Nerima Daikon Brothers''. |
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* All of Spike Spencer's characters are clearly the same guy after varying levels of childhood emotional abuse. The [[Martian Successor Nadesico|best-adjusted ones]] were lucky enough to be orphaned, and it goes [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|downhill]] [[Full Metal Panic!|from]] [[Excel Saga (anime)|there]]. [[Bleach|And he can't fight back, either]]. At times, he will [[Code Geass|insist that he controls his fate]], but the end result won't change. |
* All of Spike Spencer's characters are clearly the same guy after varying levels of childhood emotional abuse. The [[Martian Successor Nadesico|best-adjusted ones]] were lucky enough to be orphaned, and it goes [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|downhill]] [[Full Metal Panic!|from]] [[Excel Saga (anime)|there]]. [[Bleach|And he can't fight back, either]]. At times, he will [[Code Geass|insist that he controls his fate]], but the end result won't change. |
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** By the same token, all of Brett Weaver's characters are reincarnations of the same man, whose only goal in his serial existence is to live past twenty. He's getting closer... |
** By the same token, all of Brett Weaver's characters are reincarnations of the same man, whose only goal in his serial existence is to live past twenty. He's getting closer... |
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** If she's Viper, she's also Yoko and Etna. |
** If she's Viper, she's also Yoko and Etna. |
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** And [[Code Geass|Emperor Charles di Britannia]] will be either Seth or M. Bison. |
** And [[Code Geass|Emperor Charles di Britannia]] will be either Seth or M. Bison. |
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* [[Yes! Pretty Cure 5|Rin]] is [[Soul Eater|Maka]]. This explains why Rin's father is never |
* [[Yes! Pretty Cure 5|Rin]] is [[Soul Eater|Maka]]. This explains why Rin's father is never seen—a Death Scythe must be very busy. |
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* Going by this [[Bleach|Orihime]] while being herself also is, [[GetBackers|a blind genius violinist who falls in love with a Beastmaster]], [[Mind Screw|Kid Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[Trinity Blood|and the future Empress of the The New Human Empire who is secretly one of the last three Methuselah.]] |
* Going by this [[Bleach|Orihime]] while being herself also is, [[GetBackers|a blind genius violinist who falls in love with a Beastmaster]], [[Mind Screw|Kid Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[Trinity Blood|and the future Empress of the The New Human Empire who is secretly one of the last three Methuselah.]] |
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*** Not to mention two [[Ensemble Darkhorse |
*** Not to mention two [[Ensemble Darkhorse]]es. One is a [[Genki Girl]] with [[Rapunzel Hair]] and a [[Cute Little Fangs|Cute Little Fang]], while the other is a certain [[Cloudcuckoolander]] from [[Azumanga Daioh]]. |
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** Or Orihime is; [[Naruto|Hinata Hyuuga, Hanabi Hyuuga, Naruto's Sexy-no-jutsu form]], [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Mikuru Asahina]], [[Lucky Star|Akira Kogami]], and [[Fate/stay night|a creepy Russian magically created homunculus]]. Not to mention a tone of other kick-ass people. Does this validate her as [[A God Am I|God]] yet? |
** Or Orihime is; [[Naruto|Hinata Hyuuga, Hanabi Hyuuga, Naruto's Sexy-no-jutsu form]], [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Mikuru Asahina]], [[Lucky Star|Akira Kogami]], and [[Fate/stay night|a creepy Russian magically created homunculus]]. Not to mention a tone of other kick-ass people. Does this validate her as [[A God Am I|God]] yet? |
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*** C'mon, it's common knowledge that Hinata, Orihime, and Mikuru are the same people. |
*** C'mon, it's common knowledge that Hinata, Orihime, and Mikuru are the same people. |
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*** And is in a [[Kanon|coma]]. |
*** And is in a [[Kanon|coma]]. |
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*** Why didn't [[To Heart|Akari]] ever [[Fate/stay night|Excalibur]] the shit out of Hiroyuki when he was being mean to her? |
*** Why didn't [[To Heart|Akari]] ever [[Fate/stay night|Excalibur]] the shit out of Hiroyuki when he was being mean to her? |
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* So that means that [[SHUFFLE!|Kaede Fuyou]] did a turnaround from being a psychotic [[Yandere |
* So that means that [[SHUFFLE!|Kaede Fuyou]] did a turnaround from being a psychotic [[:Category:Yandere|Yandere]] to becoming [[Moe Moe]] [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Mikuru]] towards the same guy? Also, Mikuru can pilot a [[Code Geass|Knightmare]] and is a [[Little Miss Badass]]. Mordred also has a move similar to Kaede's [[Weapon of Choice|boxcutter]] slash. And she's even a [[Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei|girl with a tail fetish]] who [[Hidamari Sketch|loves art]]. |
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** Said same guy is [[Unlucky Everydude|Rin Tsuchimi]] and [[Deadpan Snarker|Kyon]]. But wait, he's also [[Honey and Clover|Mr. I-Love-my-boss Mayama]]. And is [[Kanon|Kyonichi/Kyuuichi]]. And is a random [[Lucky Star|clerk in an anime shop]]. Working with [[Fate/stay night|Gilgamesh]]. Or was it [[Kanon|Kitagawa]]? Or [[Full Metal Panic!|Sousuke]]? |
** Said same guy is [[Unlucky Everydude|Rin Tsuchimi]] and [[Deadpan Snarker|Kyon]]. But wait, he's also [[Honey and Clover|Mr. I-Love-my-boss Mayama]]. And is [[Kanon|Kyonichi/Kyuuichi]]. And is a random [[Lucky Star|clerk in an anime shop]]. Working with [[Fate/stay night|Gilgamesh]]. Or was it [[Kanon|Kitagawa]]? Or [[Full Metal Panic!|Sousuke]]? |
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*** Consider [[Genki Girl|Lisianthus]] and [[Cheerful Child|Kyon's Sister]]. Think [[Brother-Sister Incest|about]] that for a second. |
*** Consider [[Genki Girl|Lisianthus]] and [[Cheerful Child|Kyon's Sister]]. Think [[Brother-Sister Incest|about]] that for a second. |