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'''Buffy:''' "Who does nowadays?" }}
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{{quote|''"I am not suggesting here that only guys have privates. I realize that women also have privates, and plenty of them. But their privates are a lot more'' private. ''They are tucked safely away in various vaults of the female body; wheras the guy privates - which contain not only half of the guy's nerve endings, but are also a good 83 percent of his motivation - are, because of an incredibly stupid design flaw, hanging right out in the open in an absurdly vulnerable manner, like Harold Lloyd dangling from the face of the giant clock, waiting for disaster to strike. Almost every guy has, at one time or another, been traumatically whacked in the personal regions by a baseball or a bicycle bar or a knee or something, and this is the kind of thing a guy remembers for a'' long ''time''."|''[[Dave Barry]]'s Complete Guide to Guys''}}
{{quote|'''Homer Simpson''': ''Oh, great, now you're going to make fun of me!''
'''Jay Sherman''': ''No, Homer, I won't make fun of you. But I will suggest there may be better things in life than seeing a man get hit in the groin with a football.''
[Football hits Jay in the crotch]
'''Nelson Muntz''': ''Ha ha!''|[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]] (A Star Is Burns)}}
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{{quote|''Why do they always go for the kiwis? Why?!?!''|'''Duncan,''' ''[[Total Drama Island|Total Drama Action]],'' "One Million Bucks, B.C."}}
{{quote|'''Little Dog''': ''Hey look, balls!''
'''Big Dog''': ''Yeah... I know... [clears his throat] You should be more careful with those.''|[[Two Stupid Dogs|2 Stupid Dogs]] (Los Pelotas!)}}
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{{quote|'''Dan McNinja''': ''HAHAHAHAH he kicked your genitals. Ninjas have no honor.''|''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'', ([http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p46 March 26th, 2010])}}
{{quote|'''Sora:''' ''Wow! Riku, what happened to you?''
'''Riku:''' ''What does it look like?! I got cut in half. Go get Zexion, I think he's a doctor.''
'''Sora:''' ''Hey, if I kick you in the nuts, will you still feel it?''
'''Riku:''' ''That wouldn't make sense. I don't have a lower body, how wou-'' [Sora kicks Riku in the nuts] ''OHH SON OF A BITCH!''
'''Sora:''' ''Hey, you got cut in half! If I kick you in the nuts, will you still feel it?''
'''Riku:''' ''SCREW YOU AND SCREW YOUR AMNESIA!''|''[[Ansem Retort]]''}}
{{quote|''"Oooh, look at that! Chainsaw to the dick!"''|[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]], on a particularly nasty attack from the SNES version of ''Batman Forever''.}}
{{quote|'''Joseph''': ''"Wait--isnt he in the, uh... Groin-Kick-Void or whatever?"''
'''Housemaster''': ''"I KIK HIM IN NUTZZZLOLOL!!!"''|''[[Arfenhouse]] Teh Movie Too''}}
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{{quote|''"Wolfman's got nards!"''|"Fat Kid" Horace from ''[[The Monster Squad]]'', after kicking the werewolf there.}}
{{quote|'''Jessica Jones''': ''"You ever been [[Calling Your Attacks|kicked in the nuts]] by a super hero?"''
'''Bouncer''': ''"[[Oh Crap|What...]]"''|'''Alias'''}}
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{{quote|''"Metal foot! Metal foot... to... mantenna array! Pain levels...Shatnerian... in intensity!"''|'''Marten Reed''', [[Questionable Content]] [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=746 #746]}}
{{quote|'''Chie:''' ''Stop right there! What did you do to my DVD?!'' (SLAM)
'''Yosuke:''' ''Argh!'' (clutches his southern regions)
'''Chie:''' ''What the!? I can't believe this! It is completely cracked...My ''Trial of the Dragon''!''
'''Yosuke:''' ''"I think mine's cracked too...C-[[Critical Hit]] to the nads...''|''[[Persona 4]]''}}
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{{quote|'''Marty''': You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money your were gonna to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!|''Vegas Vacation''}}
{{quote|"Barry shows Batman around the place, where humans have been subjected to the most bizarre, grotesque and inhumane experiments imaginable -- including electrocuting genitals, because it's not evil science without fried genitals."|Cracked.com, [http://www.cracked.com/article_19537_the-7-stupidest-attempts-to-reinvent-batman_p2.html The Seven Stupidest Attempts to Reinvent Batman].}}
{{quote|His balls! Go for his balls!|NPC| [[Hitman (video game series)|Hitman]]}}
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