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** ''"The impact will lift the enemy off the ground."'' |
** ''"The impact will lift the enemy off the ground."'' |
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* A popular prank in real life: |
* A popular prank in real life: |
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{{quote|Guy: What is the capital of Thailand? BANGKOK! (cue owies) |
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You know what my favorite play is? The Nutcracker! (GAH!) |
You know what my favorite play is? The Nutcracker! (GAH!) |
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Did you know I got a job at the airport? Oh yeah, what do you do? Check Baggage! (OUCH!) }} |
Did you know I got a job at the airport? Oh yeah, what do you do? Check Baggage! (OUCH!) }} |
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* [http://www.japannewbie.com/images/journal/denki_anma/denki_anma.jpg Doritos.]* "Posting" was an old method of English playground bullying. Step 1: find your victim, preferably smaller and weedier. Step 2: hold his arms and get two others to hold each leg. Step 3: separate legs and run him full-tilt into a nearby post. |
* [http://www.japannewbie.com/images/journal/denki_anma/denki_anma.jpg Doritos.]* "Posting" was an old method of English playground bullying. Step 1: find your victim, preferably smaller and weedier. Step 2: hold his arms and get two others to hold each leg. Step 3: separate legs and run him full-tilt into a nearby post. |
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** Almost the entire world thinks it's a gruesome, barbaric, and misogynistic practice that should be ended. The act is designed to deny the woman any sexual pleasure, and it is often performed in a less-than-medical environment (e.g. a dirty hut with a large knife). To their credit, both the civil and religious authorities in the countries where it exists have condemned the practice in no uncertain terms. |
** Almost the entire world thinks it's a gruesome, barbaric, and misogynistic practice that should be ended. The act is designed to deny the woman any sexual pleasure, and it is often performed in a less-than-medical environment (e.g. a dirty hut with a large knife). To their credit, both the civil and religious authorities in the countries where it exists have condemned the practice in no uncertain terms. |
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* Worryingly enough, a [[Groin Attack]] can occur more or less spontaneously and without warning. It's called a testicular torsion and is what happens when a testicle twists around a bit too far and cuts off its own blood supply. Not only is it very painful, but the testicle must be untwisted within a few hours or it will die - which, if it wasn't enough for ya, will promptly result in gangrene if it's not promptly removed. |
* Worryingly enough, a [[Groin Attack]] can occur more or less spontaneously and without warning. It's called a testicular torsion and is what happens when a testicle twists around a bit too far and cuts off its own blood supply. Not only is it very painful, but the testicle must be untwisted within a few hours or it will die - which, if it wasn't enough for ya, will promptly result in gangrene if it's not promptly removed. |
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* The sadomasochistic practice of [[wikipedia:Cock and ball torture |
* The sadomasochistic practice of [[wikipedia:Cock and ball torture (sexual practice)|cock and ball torture]]. [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]]. |
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* For some reason, it's common for people to think that kicking a woman in the groin is ineffective. Being kicked ANYWHERE is painful. The lack of testes means that a kick to the groin won't be quite as severe, but the female genital region still has nerve endings. A groin attack can still hurt a member of either sex. |
* For some reason, it's common for people to think that kicking a woman in the groin is ineffective. Being kicked ANYWHERE is painful. The lack of testes means that a kick to the groin won't be quite as severe, but the female genital region still has nerve endings. A groin attack can still hurt a member of either sex. |
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** Females are also more likely to suffer permanent damage from a groin attack, for a number of reasons. |
** Females are also more likely to suffer permanent damage from a groin attack, for a number of reasons. |