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** The latest games separate the two attack animations (the male and female) into different inputs.
** The latest games separate the two attack animations (the male and female) into different inputs.
* Dampierre from ''Broken Destiny'' has his back throw, the "Distinguished Il Capitan", where he pushes the opponent to the ground, raises his/her legs, then repeatedly mashes him/her ''there'' before delivering one strong kick to that same area.
* Dampierre from ''Broken Destiny'' has his back throw, the "Distinguished Il Capitan", where he pushes the opponent to the ground, raises his/her legs, then repeatedly mashes him/her ''there'' before delivering one strong kick to that same area.
* ''[[Scarface the World Is Yours]]'' plays up allowing the targeting of the groin. In a sub-mission, a hotelier asks Tony Montana to find tranvestite hookers moving in on his territory. Found a suspect? Time for a knee to the crotch!
* ''[[Scarface the World Is Yours]]'' plays up allowing the targeting of the groin. In a sub-mission, a hotelier asks Tony Montana to find tranvestite hookers moving in on his territory. Found a suspect? Time for a knee to the crotch!
* Numerous wrestling games allow this as an option, from punches, kicks and headbutts down there to specific groin claws.
* Numerous wrestling games allow this as an option, from punches, kicks and headbutts down there to specific groin claws.
* One of Isabella's stealth kills in ''[[Velvet Assassin]]'' has her stabbing Nazis in the balls.
* One of Isabella's stealth kills in ''[[Velvet Assassin]]'' has her stabbing Nazis in the balls.
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** Asuka can do a knee kick that, if done up close, stuns the victim (no matter the gender) and causes him/her to stumble back in pain, bending over with his/her hands on the stomach.
** Asuka can do a knee kick that, if done up close, stuns the victim (no matter the gender) and causes him/her to stumble back in pain, bending over with his/her hands on the stomach.
* The arcade version of ''[[Battletoads]]'' features a rat-like [[Giant Mook]] called General Vermin who is easily double the height of the playable Toads. Unfortunately for him: his crotch is right at eye level of the enterprising amphibians, and they defeat him by grabbing a big ol' handful of his tobacco pouch (causing his one good eye to open ''very'' wide) and [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/25.php hammering away at it until he goes down]. (Another type of [[Mook]] is named Gonnad, but this is just a coincidence.)
* The arcade version of ''[[Battletoads]]'' features a rat-like [[Giant Mook]] called General Vermin who is easily double the height of the playable Toads. Unfortunately for him: his crotch is right at eye level of the enterprising amphibians, and they defeat him by grabbing a big ol' handful of his tobacco pouch (causing his one good eye to open ''very'' wide) and [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/25.php hammering away at it until he goes down]. (Another type of [[Mook]] is named Gonnad, but this is just a coincidence.)
* ''[[Conkers Bad Fur Day]]''
* ''[[Conker's Bad Fur Day]]''
** The battle against a giant, living boiler with balls of brass, if only because Conker replaces his normal frying pan attack with ''a pair of cinder blocks'' and only uses the frying pan as part of the finishing blow where he smacks his balls off of him.
** The battle against a giant, living boiler with balls of brass, if only because Conker replaces his normal frying pan attack with ''a pair of cinder blocks'' and only uses the frying pan as part of the finishing blow where he smacks his balls off of him.
** While fighting Ooga Buga by having Conker's newly tamed therosaur tackle Ooga Buga in the groin to get him to drop his loincloth so he could bite his butt about 3 times until he has removed enough to not allow his loincloth to come back on and expose his biggest secret, which is the fact that he actually has a very tiny "bone."
** While fighting Ooga Buga by having Conker's newly tamed therosaur tackle Ooga Buga in the groin to get him to drop his loincloth so he could bite his butt about 3 times until he has removed enough to not allow his loincloth to come back on and expose his biggest secret, which is the fact that he actually has a very tiny "bone."
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** There is also another attack in which when you get on top of a downed enemy you can ''kneedrop'' him in the groin. [[That's Gotta Hurt]].
** There is also another attack in which when you get on top of a downed enemy you can ''kneedrop'' him in the groin. [[That's Gotta Hurt]].
* Not even a Mario game is safe from this: in ''[[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga]]'', after you gain the ability to cause your partner to be buried into the ground or be shrunken by smacking them over the head with a hammer, you can do the above to Mario and then attempt to perform a high jump, which involves Luigi jumping on top of Mario and using him as leverage. Naturally, since Mario is shrunken, this'll fail, but during the brief moment while Luigi is on top of Mario's head, you can make him jump with the the expected results. Not only is this hilarious in itself to begin with, but you can also keep juggling poor Luigi for as you like AND also get coins out of it for as long as Luigi has more than 1 HP left, which he keeps losing as his brother lovingly pounds the everloving crap out of his crotch hard enough to keep him suspended in midair.
* Not even a Mario game is safe from this: in ''[[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga]]'', after you gain the ability to cause your partner to be buried into the ground or be shrunken by smacking them over the head with a hammer, you can do the above to Mario and then attempt to perform a high jump, which involves Luigi jumping on top of Mario and using him as leverage. Naturally, since Mario is shrunken, this'll fail, but during the brief moment while Luigi is on top of Mario's head, you can make him jump with the the expected results. Not only is this hilarious in itself to begin with, but you can also keep juggling poor Luigi for as you like AND also get coins out of it for as long as Luigi has more than 1 HP left, which he keeps losing as his brother lovingly pounds the everloving crap out of his crotch hard enough to keep him suspended in midair.
** Also, this is how you actually defeat [[This Is a Drill|Digga-Leg]] in ''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]''. The Power Star is actually contained within his crotch, and you actually have to smash the glass dome located where his crotch would be.
** Also, this is how you actually defeat [[This Is a Drill|Digga-Leg]] in ''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]''. The Power Star is actually contained within his crotch, and you actually have to smash the glass dome located where his crotch would be.
* Ken Masters gets one of these in one of his ''[[Street Fighter]]'' endings... {{spoiler|More specifically, the III one -- and he got it courtesy of his five-year-old son Mel. And boy, did poor Eliza freak out when she saw this.}}
* Ken Masters gets one of these in one of his ''[[Street Fighter]]'' endings... {{spoiler|More specifically, the III one -- and he got it courtesy of his five-year-old son Mel. And boy, did poor Eliza freak out when she saw this.}}
** ''The Ties That Bind'', the anime film that shipped with the collectors edition of ''Street Fighter IV'', had a rare female version. During their brawl, Crimson Viper, her fists charged with electricity, punches Cammy in the crotch. Needless to say, the fight ends rather quickly after this.
** ''The Ties That Bind'', the anime film that shipped with the collectors edition of ''Street Fighter IV'', had a rare female version. During their brawl, Crimson Viper, her fists charged with electricity, punches Cammy in the crotch. Needless to say, the fight ends rather quickly after this.
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* In ''[[Dead Rising]]'', one of grab animations from a female zombie shows her dropping to her knees and biting Frank's groin. If you let a male survivor die while you are in the same zone, it will sometimes show a death animation where a female zombie attacks his crotch {{spoiler|''[[Squick|and comes up with bloody chunks of flesh in her mouth]].''}}
* In ''[[Dead Rising]]'', one of grab animations from a female zombie shows her dropping to her knees and biting Frank's groin. If you let a male survivor die while you are in the same zone, it will sometimes show a death animation where a female zombie attacks his crotch {{spoiler|''[[Squick|and comes up with bloody chunks of flesh in her mouth]].''}}
** That was spoilered, just to be safe.
** That was spoilered, just to be safe.
* In ''[[Super Smash Bros]] Brawl'', Wario's grab attack appears to be a low-blow. Fits him.
* In ''[[Super Smash Bros.]] Brawl'', Wario's grab attack appears to be a low-blow. Fits him.
* Happens twice in ''[[Disgaea]] 3'', with Almaz as the unfortunate target in both times. This is because the [[Chew Toy|universe apparently hates him]].
* Happens twice in ''[[Disgaea]] 3'', with Almaz as the unfortunate target in both times. This is because the [[Chew Toy|universe apparently hates him]].
** Etna tells Flonne about an incident where she kicked a guy in the groin in chapter 5 of the first game.
** Etna tells Flonne about an incident where she kicked a guy in the groin in chapter 5 of the first game.
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** [http://hiimdaisy.livejournal.com/26044.html TRIAL OF THE DRAGONNNN]
** [http://hiimdaisy.livejournal.com/26044.html TRIAL OF THE DRAGONNNN]
* In ''[[Batman: Arkham Asylum]]'', Batman has a few take-down combos that involve a rather brutal strike to the jewels. In the downloadable Joker maps, one of Joker's stealth takedowns is a kick to the pills from behind.
* In ''[[Batman: Arkham Asylum]]'', Batman has a few take-down combos that involve a rather brutal strike to the jewels. In the downloadable Joker maps, one of Joker's stealth takedowns is a kick to the pills from behind.
** Somewhat subverted by the fact that, while there's no contesting the impact to the nuts, Bats actually seems to be looking to break or fracture the pelvis... which will force the mooks to stay down for considerably longer by making it practically impossible for them to stand. Then again, this subversion could simply be playing it straight with more dakka.
** Somewhat subverted by the fact that, while there's no contesting the impact to the nuts, Bats actually seems to be looking to break or fracture the pelvis... which will force the mooks to stay down for considerably longer by making it practically impossible for them to stand. Then again, this subversion could simply be playing it straight with more dakka.
** ''[[Batman: Arkham City]]'' brings back all of Batman's groin attacks from the first game and adds a few more. Perhaps the most brutal is, if timed correctly, Batman will do a ground takedown by leaping into the air and coming down with both fists on his prone opponent. Bad enough when he does that to their face, but if the model is flipped...
** ''[[Batman: Arkham City]]'' brings back all of Batman's groin attacks from the first game and adds a few more. Perhaps the most brutal is, if timed correctly, Batman will do a ground takedown by leaping into the air and coming down with both fists on his prone opponent. Bad enough when he does that to their face, but if the model is flipped...
*** In the same game, Penguin accidentally hits a [[Mook]] with his umbrella.
*** In the same game, Penguin accidentally hits a [[Mook]] with his umbrella.
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* [[Battle Fantasia]]: If Marco uses his grabbing move on Face, it results in this, complete with a bell sound.
* [[Battle Fantasia]]: If Marco uses his grabbing move on Face, it results in this, complete with a bell sound.
* In the web game "Pico's School" on Newgrounds, you have to do this to Casandra's monster form in the final battle in order to damage it.
* In the web game "Pico's School" on Newgrounds, you have to do this to Casandra's monster form in the final battle in order to damage it.
* Groin shots in ''[[Command and Conquer]]: Renegade'' are tracked, and groin shots that ''kill'' will cause the afflicted to double over in pain. This goes even if that final shot was delivered by a [[Nightmare Fuel|flamethrower, chem sprayer,]] or a ''[[There Is No Kill Like Overkill|tank shell.]]''
* Groin shots in ''[[Command & Conquer]]: Renegade'' are tracked, and groin shots that ''kill'' will cause the afflicted to double over in pain. This goes even if that final shot was delivered by a [[Nightmare Fuel|flamethrower, chem sprayer,]] or a ''[[There Is No Kill Like Overkill|tank shell.]]''
* Hilariously recreated in [http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8yo0t4fzq1qzh5gno1_250.gif this] ''[[Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire]]'' parody.
* Hilariously recreated in [http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8yo0t4fzq1qzh5gno1_250.gif this] ''[[Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire]]'' parody.
* At the end of the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv18JJLJ6As music video] for the ''[[DJMAX]]'' song "NB Rangers: Returns (sic)", NB Red gets kicked in the groin. By ''all four of his teammates.''
* At the end of the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv18JJLJ6As music video] for the ''[[DJMAX]]'' song "NB Rangers: Returns (sic)", NB Red gets kicked in the groin. By ''all four of his teammates.''