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A red-haired cypher,<br />young scientist, fox demon:<br />Our protagonists. |
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A red-haired cypher, |
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{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Meta Four|Meta Four]]}} |
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young scientist, fox demon: |
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Our protagonists. |
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|Meta Four}} |
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New friends, psychopomps,<br />demons, robots, trickster gods:<br />Coolest school ever. |
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New friends, psychopomps, |
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{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Meta Four|Meta Four]]}} |
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demons, robots, trickster gods: |
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Coolest school ever. |
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|Meta Four}} |
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Ask around the court,<br />Everyone will agree.<br />Boxbot: Terrible. |
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Ask around the court, |
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{{quote|-- [[International Comic Continuity|Janaro]]}} |
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Everyone will agree. |
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Boxbot: Terrible. |
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|International Comic Continuity|Janaro}} |
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Chapter One begins:<br />Robot 13, Shadow 2<br />[[Take It to the Bridge]]. |
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Chapter One begins: |
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Robot 13, Shadow 2 |
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[[Take It to the Bridge]]. |
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Two: We meet [[A Load of Bull|a myth]]<br />Living in a labyrinth.<br />(He has a [[Mundane Fantastic|time share]].) |
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Two: We meet [[A Load of Bull|a myth]] |
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Living in a labyrinth. |
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(He has a [[Mundane Fantastic|time share]].) |
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}} |
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Three: A strange meeting.<br />[[Our Dragons Are Different|Rogat Orjak]] hits the roof;<br />Annie hits her head. |
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Three: A strange meeting. |
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[[Our Dragons Are Different|Rogat Orjak]] hits the roof; |
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Annie hits her head. |
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}} |
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Four: [[I See Dead People|A timid ghost]]<br />Haunts the halls of Gunnerkrigg,<br />Not very scary. |
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Four: [[I See Dead People|A timid ghost]] |
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Haunts the halls of Gunnerkrigg, |
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Not very scary. |
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}} |
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Five: Zeta, Gamma,<br />Enter in the science fair.<br />[[Completely Missing the Point|Kat makes zero-G.]] |
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Five: Zeta, Gamma, |
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Enter in the science fair. |
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[[Completely Missing the Point|Kat makes zero-G.]] |
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}} |
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Six: Girls find cherries<br />Growing in a hidden room;<br />[[Deceased Parents Are the Best|Memories bring tears.]] |
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Six: Girls find cherries |
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Growing in a hidden room; |
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[[Deceased Parents Are the Best|Memories bring tears.]] |
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}} |
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Seven: On the bridge,<br />Robot 13 acting strange;<br />A disastrous fall. |
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Seven: On the bridge, |
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Robot 13 acting strange; |
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A disastrous fall. |
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}} |
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Treatise Number One<br />Tells us, [[[[Pretentious Latin Motto]] "Pray, read, read again,<br />Work, and you shall find."]] |
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Treatise Number One |
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Tells us, [[[[Pretentious Latin Motto]] "Pray, read, read again, |
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Work, and you shall find."]] |
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}} |
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Eight: A blinker stone,<br />[[Woman in White|Ghosts]] and suicide fairies.<br />Kat to the rescue! |
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Eight: A blinker stone, |
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[[Woman in White|Ghosts]] and suicide fairies. |
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Kat to the rescue! |
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}} |
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Nine: Questions are asked;<br />Answers just bring more questions.<br />Reynardine may speak. |
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Nine: Questions are asked; |
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Answers just bring more questions. |
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Reynardine may speak. |
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}} |
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Ten: [[Retro Rocket|Go, Spacemonauts!]]<br />[[Raygun Gothic|Aliens from outer space!]]<br />Earth is saved! (For now...) |
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Ten: [[Retro Rocket|Go, Spacemonauts!]] |
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[[Raygun Gothic|Aliens from outer space!]] |
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Earth is saved! (For now...) |
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}} |
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Eleven: We see<br />What goes on in Zimmy's mind<br />While she waits for rain. |
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Eleven: We see |
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What goes on in Zimmy's mind |
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While she waits for rain. |
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}} |
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Twelve: Some robots have<br />[[Paper-Thin Disguise|Antennae]], and [[Blatant Lies|they don't lie]].<br />Annie's skills amaze. |
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Twelve: Some robots have |
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[[Paper-Thin Disguise|Antennae]], and [[Blatant Lies|they don't lie]]. |
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Annie's skills amaze. |
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}} |
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Thirteen: Kat's first crush;<br />She likes him, and he likes her,<br />'Til he flies away. |
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Thirteen: Kat's first crush; |
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She likes him, and he likes her, |
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'Til he flies away. |
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}} |
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Fourteen: Gods visit.<br />Coyote has a rude nose ...<br />Beware the spankies! |
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Fourteen: Gods visit. |
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Coyote has a rude nose ... |
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Beware the spankies! |
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}} |
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Treatise Number Two:<br />[[Les Yay|Kat is dressed as Eglamore]];<br />[[Romantic Two-Girl Friendship|Annie, as Surma]]. |
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Treatise Number Two: |
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[[Les Yay|Kat is dressed as Eglamore]]; |
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[[Romantic Two-Girl Friendship|Annie, as Surma]]. |
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}} |
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Fifteen: Red returns.<br />Blue will be her BFF<br />'Cause her hair goes up. |
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Fifteen: Red returns. |
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Blue will be her BFF |
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'Cause her hair goes up. |
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}} |
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Sixteen: Young Annie<br />[[Took a Level In Badass|Can face danger]], because of<br />[[Survival Mantra|What her mother said]]. |
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Sixteen: Young Annie |
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[[Took a Level In Badass|Can face danger]], because of |
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[[Survival Mantra|What her mother said]]. |
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}} |
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Seventeen: Parley,<br />Medium is a [[Large Ham]]<br />When she [[Pstandard Psychic Pstance|talks like that]]. |
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Seventeen: Parley, |
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Medium is a [[Large Ham]] |
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When she [[Pstandard Psychic Pstance|talks like that]]. |
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Eighteen: More robots,<br />Secret shrine to Jeanne. [[[[Meaningful Echo]] "She died<br />And we did nothing."]] |
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Eighteen: More robots, |
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Secret shrine to Jeanne. [[[[Meaningful Echo]] "She died |
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And we did nothing."]] |
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}} |
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Nineteen: Late one night,<br />Annie and Jack find themselves<br />Inside Zimmy's head. |
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Nineteen: Late one night, |
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Annie and Jack find themselves |
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Inside Zimmy's head. |
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}} |
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Twenty: In the woods,<br />Visiting with Coyote,<br />Annie pokes the Moon. |
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Twenty: In the woods, |
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Visiting with Coyote, |
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Annie pokes the Moon. |
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}} |
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Twenty-One: A note,<br />Blinker stone and psychopomp,<br />Magic computer. |
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Twenty-One: A note, |
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Blinker stone and psychopomp, |
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Magic computer. |
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}} |
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Twenty-Two: We learn<br />Who's that girl in the photo.<br />Jimmy punches jerk. |
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Twenty-Two: We learn |
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Who's that girl in the photo. |
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Jimmy punches jerk. |
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}} |
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Treatise Number Three:<br />Annie has Coyote's eye.<br />Kat's mind on machines. |
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Treatise Number Three: |
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Annie has Coyote's eye. |
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Kat's mind on machines. |
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}} |
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Break Time: "City Face"<br />Fairy must teach bird to dance,<br />Or the world will end! |
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Break Time: "City Face" |
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Fairy must teach bird to dance, |
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Or the world will end! |
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}} |
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Twenty-Three: Action!<br />We travel to Ganymede!<br />(Then to Parley's bed.) |
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Twenty-Three: Action! |
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We travel to Ganymede! |
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(Then to Parley's bed.) |
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}} |
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Twenty-Four: Camping<br />In the misty countryside.<br />[[Frickin' Laser Beams|Laser cows are cool.]] |
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Twenty-Four: Camping |
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In the misty countryside. |
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[[Frickin' Laser Beams|Laser cows are cool.]] |
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}} |
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Twenty-Five: "Oh no!<br />[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|A sad face! The saddest face!]]"<br />Count of angels: one. |
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Twenty-Five: "Oh no! |
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[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|A sad face! The saddest face!]]" |
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Count of angels: one. |
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}} |
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Twenty-Six: New tricks<br />Taught by old dog; true faces<br />Seen in the ether. |
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Twenty-Six: New tricks |
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Taught by old dog; true faces |
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Seen in the ether. |
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Twenty-Seven: Jack<br />Asks Annie where Zimmy is;<br />Reynardine is trapped. |
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Twenty-Seven: Jack |
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{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Eddurd|Eddurd]]}} |
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Asks Annie where Zimmy is; |
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Reynardine is trapped. |
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|Eddurd}} |
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Alas! Kat can't sleep.<br />She'll do work to pass the time.<br />[[Heavy Sleeper|Then drools on the desk.]] |
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Alas! Kat can't sleep. |
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{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Nat The Writer|Nat The Writer]]}} |
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She'll do work to pass the time. |
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[[Heavy Sleeper|Then drools on the desk.]] |
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|Nat The Writer}} |
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Twenty-Eight: Who's who?<br />Zimmingham full of spiders<br />Zimmy saves tired Jack |
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Twenty-Eight: Who's who? |
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{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Forthur|Forthur]]}} |
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Zimmingham full of spiders |
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Zimmy saves tired Jack |
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|Forthur}} |
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Twenty-Nine: Kat finds<br />An abandoned baby bird<br />It's very ugly. |
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Twenty-Nine: Kat finds |
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{{quote|-- Pencilsoot}} |
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An abandoned baby bird |
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It's very ugly. |
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|Pencilsoot}} |
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Thirty: Vengeful ghost<br />Forces Parley to confront<br />What is in her heart. |
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Thirty: Vengeful ghost |
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Forces Parley to confront |
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What is in her heart. |
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}} |
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Thirty-One: Annie<br />Has her mother's fire [[[[Literal Metaphor]] (in the<br />Most literal sense).]] |
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Thirty-One: Annie |
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Has her mother's fire [[[[Literal Metaphor]] (in the |
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Most literal sense).]] |
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}} |
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Treatise Number Four:<br />Girls separate, yet are bound;<br />Jeanne's heart is wounded. |
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Treatise Number Four: |
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Girls separate, yet are bound; |
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Jeanne's heart is wounded. |
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}} |
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Now: City Face 2!<br />Birds eat bagels, and become<br />Human businessmen! |
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Now: City Face 2! |
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Birds eat bagels, and become |
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Human businessmen! |
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}} |
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Thirty-two: New year;<br />Girls fight, then are friends again<br />(Once Annie showers). |
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Thirty-two: New year; |
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Girls fight, then are friends again |
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(Once Annie showers). |
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}} |
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Thirty-three: Angel<br />Gives life to the Court robots;<br />Takes it back, as well. |
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Thirty-three: Angel |
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Gives life to the Court robots; |
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Takes it back, as well. |
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}} |
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Thirty-four: Night out ...<br />Jack and Annie aren't in love;<br />Will and Janet, yes. |
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Thirty-four: Night out ... |
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Jack and Annie aren't in love; |
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Will and Janet, yes. |
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Thirty-five: Training,<br />[[Absurdly Sharp Blade|Parley cuts Robot with tooth]];<br />Shadow is 3-D. |
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Thirty-five: Training, |
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[[Absurdly Sharp Blade|Parley cuts Robot with tooth]]; |
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Shadow is 3-D. |
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Thirty-six: In class,<br />[[Astral Projection|Brains and bodies disconnect]];<br />Red now has a name. |
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Thirty-six: In class, |
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[[Astral Projection|Brains and bodies disconnect]]; |
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Red now has a name. |
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Thirty-seven: [[Disappeared Dad|Dad]]<br />Rendezvoused with Microsat<br />Five, then flew away. |
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Thirty-seven: [[Disappeared Dad|Dad]] |
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Rendezvoused with Microsat |
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{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Eddurd|Eddurd]]}} |
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Five, then flew away. |
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<br />Eddurd |
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[[Category:Haiku Wiki]] |
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