Hack Slash: Difference between revisions

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{{quote| '''Cassie:''' ''"A slasher. It's a type of undead, I guess... sort've like a vampire or a zombie. They're so full of anger that they don't wanna die. They hate love, youth, sex.... things they miss, from life. All I know for sure is that they're mean and hard to kill."''~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Cassie:''' ''"A slasher. It's a type of undead, I guess... sort've like a vampire or a zombie. They're so full of anger that they don't wanna die. They hate love, youth, sex.... things they miss, from life. All I know for sure is that they're mean and hard to kill."''

'''Kyle:''' ''"How do you know all this?"''~~<br />~~

'''Kyle:''' ''"How do you know all this?"''

'''Cassie:''' ''"[[Badass Boast|Because, I'm Cassie Hack. I'm mean, I'm hard to kill, and I hunt slashers.]]"'' }}

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* [[Clothing Damage]]: ''Sons of Man''.

* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: Particularly epic example in ''Shout at the Devil'', when Cassie trips while shopping:

{{quote| '''Cassie:''' "Goddamn cocksucking motherfucking Christ in a tree!"}}

{{quote|'''Cassie:''' "Goddamn cocksucking motherfucking Christ in a tree!"}}

** Justified on her part, {{spoiler|given that this was the foot that had recently had two toes cut off by a slasher}}

* [[Cold-Blooded Torture]]: Doctor Gross's specialty.

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* [[Off with His Head]]

* [[Oh Crap]]: Various instances, the best probably being when Cassie goes to tell the authorities all about slashers, realizing too late she's wanted as a suspect in homicide cases all over the country.

* [[One-Winged Angel]]: Ms. America near the end of ''Tub Club'', when she became Ourobouros.

* [[Opening Narration]]:

{{quote| "Cassie Hack is the lone survivor of an attack by a slasher called the Lunch Lady... a slasher that happened to be her mother! Now, she travels the world with her monstrous partner and friend Vlad, hunting down and destroying slashers wherever they find them!"}}

{{quote|"Cassie Hack is the lone survivor of an attack by a slasher called the Lunch Lady... a slasher that happened to be her mother! Now, she travels the world with her monstrous partner and friend Vlad, hunting down and destroying slashers wherever they find them!"}}

* [[Orifice Invasion]]: Creepy leech monsters. ''In the eyes''.

* [[Origins Issue]]: ''My First Maniac'' for Cassie, and ''Me Without You'' for Vlad.

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* [[Shower Scene]]: A lot of them.

* [[Show Some Leg]]: ''Land of Lost Toys'':

{{quote| '''Nurse:''' "You! This is a high security area of the hospital! How'd you get in here?!"~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Nurse:''' "You! This is a high security area of the hospital! How'd you get in here?!"

'''Cassie:''' "I showed the guy at the door a li'l leg... oh, and I paid him 150 bucks." }}

* [[Shut UP, Hannibal]]: Subverted in the Chucky crossover, when Laura expected Cassie to pull something during her rant and kicks her in the face.

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* [[Sociopathic Soldier]]: The main mercenary from ''Tub Club'' had shades of this.

* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: Mary Shelley Lovecraft:

{{quote| [sigh] Though your tale is more complex than some, you still exist in a simple world of revenge, titillation and death. Allow me to try again, in language more befitting your author. Hi, I'm Mary. I'm [[Frankenstein]], [[H.P. Lovecraft|Cthulhu]] and [[Godzilla]] all rolled into one. I'm going to fuck up your world, [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch]], and then fictional characters are gonna hop out of books and take over.}}

{{quote|[sigh] Though your tale is more complex than some, you still exist in a simple world of revenge, titillation and death. Allow me to try again, in language more befitting your author. Hi, I'm Mary. I'm [[Frankenstein]], [[H.P. Lovecraft|Cthulhu]] and [[Godzilla]] all rolled into one. I'm going to fuck up your world, [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch]], and then fictional characters are gonna hop out of books and take over.}}

* [[Squee]]: Pretty much Cassie's initial reaction to seeing [[Captain Ersatz]] of [[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|He-Man]] and [[Thundercats|Lion-O]] fighting in ''Land of Lost Toys''.

* [[Staking the Loved One]]: Cassie is forced to kill her mother... ''twice''.