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[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5640811/1/Hagrid_and_the_Skoolgurlz Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz] is a strange [[Harry Potter]] fan fiction story about Hagrid and his heavy metal band. Once Grawp dies of a tumor, Hagrid fulfills his last wish by forming a heavy metal band with Ron, Luna, Hermione, Aragog, Dumbledore, and McGonagall. The band then does around the world using their [[Magic School Bus|Magic Tour Bus]] and...destory every town they go to.

And while they are gone, Hogwarts has a [[Zombie Apocalypse|slight problem]] that Harry, Malfoy, and Cho Chang need to take care of.

A little [[Wiki Magic]], if you will?

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* [[A Date With Rosie Palms]]: Neville finds a closet filled with Playboys when he, Harry, Draco, and Cho are searching for weapons to fight the zombies. He enters and never leaves.
* [[Artifact Title]]: Even though his name is in the title, Hagrid seems to have the least screen time devoted to him. [[Justified Trope|Justified]] as the title is ''the band's'' name.
* [[Brown Note]]
* [[Butt Monkey]]: SHUT UP, RON!
* [[Crack Fic]]: Herp derp
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Dumbledore, Luna, and sometimes Hagrid.
* [[Eats Babies]]: Aragog. He joins the band "for the bite-sized children."
* [[Gag Boobs]]: Hermione's can eat people. And talk.
* [[Gratuitous Japanese]]: At [[Mary Sue|Sailor Earth's]] request, Voldemort sings a love song, "with a lot of Japanese words".
* [[Mary Sue]]: In universe. The band visits a place called Fanfic, California, full of all kinds of Mary Sues, including [[Twilight (Literature)|Bella Swan]]. Voldemort then forms a band, called Midnight Xtasy. Each member introduces themself by stating what type of Sue they are. The band consists of [[Villain Sue|Voldemort]], [[Copy Cat Sue|Sailor Earth]], [[Fixer Sue|Peggy Shipper]], [[Purity Sue|Lapis Lazuli]], [[Sympathetic Sue|Madison Misery]], [[Jerk Sue|Nocturne Langley]] and [[God Mode Sue|Leon Goldborn]].
** [[Thirty Sue Pileup]]: mentioned by name.
* [[No Indoor Voice]]: Hargid in particular, but there is much screamed dialogue in this fic.
* [[Oireland]]: Every stereotype imaginable is used.  {{spoiler|And then it explodes.}}
* [[Put On a Bus]]:  {{spoiler|1=McGonagall. Literally.}}
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: At one of its tamer moments,  {{spoiler|Snape takes advantage of the zombie outbreak by having sex with Harry's dead mother.}}
* [[Remember the New Guy]]: Apparently,  {{spoiler|Dobby}} was in the band since day one.
* [[Running Gag]]: People mistaking Aragog for various bugs and crabs.
* [[Shout Out]]: Several, mostly to [[Horrible/Fanfic|bad fanfictions]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|and]] [[My Immortal]].
** Luna steals two boys from a NAMBLA meeting. Their names are [[Kingdom Hearts|Sora and Riku]].
** Draco says they should go to [[A Very Potter Musical|Pigfarts]] to escape the zombies. Harry scoffs at the idea... {{spoiler|and then kills [[The Girl Who Lived|Rose Potter]].}}
* [[The Power of Rock]]
* [[Yaoi Fangirl]]: Luna
** [[Yaoi Guys]]: Sora and Riku, Luna's "Yaoi Pets".
* [[Zombie Apocalypse]]

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