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{{trope}}
{{haiku|
Behold the wiki,
Used to describe many tropes,
Which you can edit.
}}
{{haiku|
[[Gratuitous Japanese|Boku no haiku]],
It is quite [[Newspeak|doubleplusgood]],
But kind of too short.
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{{haiku|
Haikus are easy,
But they don't always make sense,
Refrigerator.
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{{haiku|
These Japanese poems,
Five, seven, then five again,
That is a haiku.
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{{haiku|
There are more rules, like
A ''kigo'' to show the time.
No one bothers, though.
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{{haiku|
The Haiku structure
Stops one from writing long words,
As they do not fit.
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{{haiku|
Haikus can be hard
To write wait I didn't plan
This out well oh f*ck.
}}
{{haiku|
Now look at this page
A haiku about haiku
Talk about meta
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{{haiku|
Syllabic measures?
Five - seven - five. Oh my God!
Those poems aren't French.
|Wax}}
{{haiku|
Trapped [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|eternally]]
Never-ending [[Wiki Walk]]
No escaping [[Tropes]].
|Spectrum Fizz}}
{{haiku|
Hey, this site looks cool
Think I'll click a link or two
...Where did my life go?
|Elan}}
{{haiku|
Tried to index [[How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days|page]]
{{haiku|
Link is on [[Haiku]]
But still won't show up.<br />...<br />Nevermind, my friends
I was just too impatient
}}
It is now indexed.
|Shukmeister}}
{{haiku|
Wiki catalogues
Storytelling devices.
Warning: [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Addictive]].
|Muramasan 13}}
{{haiku|
Notability:
It's for [[The Other Wiki|Wikipedias]];
All The Tropes has fun.
|Reecer 6}}
{{haiku|
Time to start homework
Take a break on All The Tropes
Work never gets done
|Skysong 8}}
{{haiku|
[[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Your life is ruined]]
[[Tv Tropes Will Enhance Your Life|Yet enhanced at the same time]];
Will you join our ranks?
|Mew Cookie}}
{{haiku|
Browsing [[Main Page|All The Tropes]]
[[Wiki Walk]] engulfs my life
Wait...[[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|what time is it?]]
|Mario Master 2008}}
{{haiku|
If I should die soon
Put a laptop in my grave
...Zombies need tropes too.
|Dalek Thay}}
{{haiku|
Now that you've come here
Say goodbye to your spare time
There is no escape
|Dreaming Diva}}
{{haiku|
A smorgasbord of options
Listing every detail from fiction
Still, it's fun to stare at summaries
|Sabrina Diamond}}
{{haiku|
^
That's not a haiku;<br />Far too many syllables.
'Five-Seven-Five' scheme.
|The Hero Hartmut}}
{{haiku|
Just five more minutes
Wait, this trope is new to me
Morning already?
|Acellofllspades}}
{{haiku|
^
The haiku above<br />Tells the story of my life
I'm okay with this
|Mew Cookie}}
{{haiku|
[[The Divine Comedy|Abandon all hope]]
[[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|And productivity too]]
[[Wiki Walk|Ye who enter here.]]
|Wanderlust Warrior}}
{{haiku|
You will never have
A single day of being
Away from wiki|Tau Ceti
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