Haiku/Haiku

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Behold the wiki,
Used to describe many tropes,
Which you can edit.

Boku no haiku,
It is quite doubleplusgood,
But kind of too short.

Haikus are easy,
But they don't always make sense,
Refrigerator.

These Japanese poems,
Five, seven, then five again,
That is a haiku.

There are more rules, like
A kigo to show the time.
No one bothers, though.

The Haiku structure
Stops one from writing long words,
As they do not fit.

Haikus can be hard
To write wait I didn't plan
This out well oh f*ck.

Now look at this page
A haiku about haiku
Talk about meta

Syllabic measures?
Five - seven - five. Oh my God!
Those poems aren't French.

—Wax


Trapped eternally
Never-ending Wiki Walk
No escaping Tropes.

—Spectrum Fizz

Hey, this site looks cool
Think I'll click a link or two
...Where did my life go?

—Elan

Tried to index page

Link is on Haiku
But still won't show up.
...
Nevermind, my friends
I was just too impatient


It is now indexed.

—Shukmeister

Wiki catalogues
Storytelling devices.
Warning: Addictive.

—Muramasan 13

Notability:
It's for Wikipedias;
TV Tropes has fun.

—Reecer 6

Time to start homework
Take a break on TV Tropes
Work never gets done

—Skysong 8

Your life is ruined
Yet enhanced at the same time;
Will you join our ranks?

—Mew Cookie

Browsing TV Tropes
Wiki Walk engulfs my life
Wait...what time is it?

—Mario Master 2008

If I should die soon
Put a laptop in my grave
...Zombies need tropes too.

—Dalek Thay

Now that you've come here
Say goodbye to your spare time
There is no escape

—Dreaming Diva

A smorgasbord of options
Listing every detail from fiction
Still, it's fun to stare at summaries

—Sabrina Diamond

^
That's not a haiku;
Far too many syllables.
'Five-Seven-Five' scheme.

—The Hero Hartmut

Just five more minutes
Wait, this trope is new to me
Morning already?

—Acellofllspades

^
The haiku above
Tells the story of my life
I'm okay with this

—Mew Cookie

You will never have
A single day of being

Away from wiki
—Tau Ceti