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== Eli hired Gordon from the G-Man. ==
== Eli hired Gordon from the G-Man. ==
The price for hiring someone from him though, is the death of a loved one because the hired one loses their free will until the contract is finished (basically, Gordon is a merc). However, after doing this, he then told the Vorts' to stop the G-Man when he tries to take his payment. The G-Man didn't mind, as he saw Gordon's usefulness to the Resistance and found the Combine annoying. After Alyx was on the ground, saved by the Vorts' the G-Man informed her of all of this. She is clearly angry, and the G-Man warns her Gordon has about 60 seconds of air left. She decides to get revenge and safe Gordon by making the deal of setting Gordon free (after the Combine are defeated) in trade for Eli, Mossman, and Barney's lives. Barney [[Bus Crash|is killed off screen]], Mossman is killed by the Combine, and Eli is killed by the Advisor. The ending was an act so people didn't catch on. The reason Eli was spooked by what the G-Man had Alyx tell him wasn't just because the G-Man had said that before at Black Mesa, but the G-Man visited him right after his deal with Alyx and said the same.
The price for hiring someone from him though, is the death of a loved one because the hired one loses their free will until the contract is finished (basically, Gordon is a merc). However, after doing this, he then told the Vorts' to stop the G-Man when he tries to take his payment. The G-Man didn't mind, as he saw Gordon's usefulness to the Resistance and found the Combine annoying. After Alyx was on the ground, saved by the Vorts' the G-Man informed her of all of this. She is clearly angry, and the G-Man warns her Gordon has about 60 seconds of air left. She decides to get revenge and safe Gordon by making the deal of setting Gordon free (after the Combine are defeated) in trade for Eli, Mossman, and Barney's lives. Barney [[Bus Crash|is killed off screen]], Mossman is killed by the Combine, and Eli is killed by the Advisor. The ending was an act so people didn't catch on. The reason Eli was spooked by what the G-Man had Alyx tell him wasn't just because the G-Man had said that before at Black Mesa, but the G-Man visited him right after his deal with Alyx and said the same.
* This would be interesting if it weren't completely ridiculous. Eli and Alyx have no reason to lie to Gordon (and it isn't as if he'll tell anyone), nor are they that good actors. The GMan doesn't negotiate, he tells other people what to do. It's redundant for anyone to hire Gordon as the GMan does that himself. [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|And why would Alyx trade Barney's life when she barely knows him?]]
* This would be interesting if it weren't completely ridiculous. Eli and Alyx have no reason to lie to Gordon (and it isn't as if he'll tell anyone), nor are they that good actors. The GMan doesn't negotiate, he tells other people what to do. It's redundant for anyone to hire Gordon as the GMan does that himself. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|And why would Alyx trade Barney's life when she barely knows him?]]
* This idea still works if Eli's own life was the payment for Gordon's services, or if there was some other payment that we are as yet unaware of. Eli certainly knows of the G-Man's existence, and when Gordon first arrives in City 17, Barney and Dr. Kleiner don't seem like they're surprised that he's there in the first place, just that he showed up without any warning (Dr. Kleiner even says "I expected more warning", implying that he knew Gordon was coming, but he didn't know when.) In Episode 1, Alyx remarks on how Eli was "so sure [she] wouldn't find [Gordon]" still at the base of the Citadel. Perhaps the contract was merely for the destruction of the Citadel, and Eli figured that the G-Man would be taking Gordon back to wherever after that. However, the Vortigaunts, having gained a new admiration for Gordon upon seeing him in action during the uprising, decided to intervene and remove him from the G-Man's control so that he could continue to boost the morale of the Resistance.
* This idea still works if Eli's own life was the payment for Gordon's services, or if there was some other payment that we are as yet unaware of. Eli certainly knows of the G-Man's existence, and when Gordon first arrives in City 17, Barney and Dr. Kleiner don't seem like they're surprised that he's there in the first place, just that he showed up without any warning (Dr. Kleiner even says "I expected more warning", implying that he knew Gordon was coming, but he didn't know when.) In Episode 1, Alyx remarks on how Eli was "so sure [she] wouldn't find [Gordon]" still at the base of the Citadel. Perhaps the contract was merely for the destruction of the Citadel, and Eli figured that the G-Man would be taking Gordon back to wherever after that. However, the Vortigaunts, having gained a new admiration for Gordon upon seeing him in action during the uprising, decided to intervene and remove him from the G-Man's control so that he could continue to boost the morale of the Resistance.


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** The glasses are optical flats. They don't actually affect his vision. They're just the disguise.
** The glasses are optical flats. They don't actually affect his vision. They're just the disguise.
** Or, to make the disguise even better (''Batman'' doesn't wear a bad disguise) the glasses are real, and he has to wear contact lenses underneath them. The contacts and glasses cancel each other out.
** Or, to make the disguise even better (''Batman'' doesn't wear a bad disguise) the glasses are real, and he has to wear contact lenses underneath them. The contacts and glasses cancel each other out.
*** Of course, the price of doing that would be that his peripheral vision would suck, because he has distorted vision from the contacts that isn't being canceled by the glasses. Which, come to think of it, is true in the games. It's a [[First Person Shooter]], so you can only see the area directly in front of you, and not areas to the left and right that would ''normally' be visible. So now we have proof!
*** Of course, the price of doing that would be that his peripheral vision would suck, because he has distorted vision from the contacts that isn't being canceled by the glasses. Which, come to think of it, is true in the games. It's a [[First-Person Shooter]], so you can only see the area directly in front of you, and not areas to the left and right that would ''normally' be visible. So now we have proof!


== Alternative to the previous WMG, Gordon Freeman is that kid from ''Zathura''. ==
== Alternative to the previous WMG, Gordon Freeman is that kid from ''Zathura''. ==
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** But the rocket was supposed to transmit to the Black Mesa anti-Portal Satellites, so s/he never had to deal with the superportal.
** But the rocket was supposed to transmit to the Black Mesa anti-Portal Satellites, so s/he never had to deal with the superportal.
* This troper argues that his concern is completely logical for a pet owner. After all, there's lots of dogs, cats, etc. around in the real world too.
* This troper argues that his concern is completely logical for a pet owner. After all, there's lots of dogs, cats, etc. around in the real world too.
** This troper must point out that Dr. Kleiner put the cat into the teleporter to test it, and it didn't end happily. [[What Measure Is a Non Cute|And that's a cute, cuddly cat]]. Rather than one of the most horrifying creatures you're ever likely to meet.
** This troper must point out that Dr. Kleiner put the cat into the teleporter to test it, and it didn't end happily. [[What Measure Is a Non-Cute?|And that's a cute, cuddly cat]]. Rather than one of the most horrifying creatures you're ever likely to meet.
** This troper must point out that Dr. Kleiner is more nuts than a room full of scrotums.
** This troper must point out that Dr. Kleiner is more nuts than a room full of scrotums.
* This troper believes that either Gordon or Alyx will die in ''Episode 3'', followed by a "heart-to heart" from the G-Man saying how he took precautions to keep him/her alive, followed by one of the fuel tanks from the rocket crashing to Earth with Lamarr crawling out of it, zombifying the deceased party and fighting on your side/relinquishing control to you. Either that, or she zombifies the gnome into a vicious killing machine.
* This troper believes that either Gordon or Alyx will die in ''Episode 3'', followed by a "heart-to heart" from the G-Man saying how he took precautions to keep him/her alive, followed by one of the fuel tanks from the rocket crashing to Earth with Lamarr crawling out of it, zombifying the deceased party and fighting on your side/relinquishing control to you. Either that, or she zombifies the gnome into a vicious killing machine.
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To help with the ever increasing workload, G-Man has been assigned with the task of harnessing the resource that is Gordon Freeman. The typical [[Hero With A Thousand Faces]] is a power that, until now, '''MH&L, Ltd''' had not yet been able to control, but G-Man offered a interesting solution to the usual refusal of voluntary services that most [[Heroic Mime|Heroic Mimes]] answer with. Mainly, this is done through liberal helpings of [[Mind Screw]].
To help with the ever increasing workload, G-Man has been assigned with the task of harnessing the resource that is Gordon Freeman. The typical [[Hero With A Thousand Faces]] is a power that, until now, '''MH&L, Ltd''' had not yet been able to control, but G-Man offered a interesting solution to the usual refusal of voluntary services that most [[Heroic Mime|Heroic Mimes]] answer with. Mainly, this is done through liberal helpings of [[Mind Screw]].


The events of ''Halflife'' are being manipulated by the G-Man in order to produce a [[One Man Army]] that can adapt to situations in a heartbeat, be accustom to [[Eleventh Hour Superpower|sudden upgrades]] in order to complete a suddenly difficult mission and generally be immune to the effects of being dumped randomly in hazardous situations and being left there until the right man in the wrong place can sort things out, defeat the bad guys and get the universe going in the direction that '''MH&L, Ltd''' feel is most appropriate for the universe.
The events of ''Halflife'' are being manipulated by the G-Man in order to produce a [[One-Man Army]] that can adapt to situations in a heartbeat, be accustom to [[Eleventh Hour Superpower|sudden upgrades]] in order to complete a suddenly difficult mission and generally be immune to the effects of being dumped randomly in hazardous situations and being left there until the right man in the wrong place can sort things out, defeat the bad guys and get the universe going in the direction that '''MH&L, Ltd''' feel is most appropriate for the universe.


Once Freeman is fully trained, [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|there's already a universe selected that he needs to fix]]. And then G-Man has some [[Doom|other]] [[Halo|individuals]] scouted out for the next recruitments.
Once Freeman is fully trained, [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|there's already a universe selected that he needs to fix]]. And then G-Man has some [[Doom|other]] [[Halo|individuals]] scouted out for the next recruitments.
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== The Xenians were protecting Earth from the Combine. ==
== The Xenians were protecting Earth from the Combine. ==
When the creatures from Xen first invaded, it was because they were trying to stop the human scientists from messing around with portal technology, since the Combine could detect such incursions. When Nihlanth was destroyed, now nothing stood in the way of the Combine, who promptly invaded. [[Nice Job Breaking It Hero|Need I say it]]?
When the creatures from Xen first invaded, it was because they were trying to stop the human scientists from messing around with portal technology, since the Combine could detect such incursions. When Nihlanth was destroyed, now nothing stood in the way of the Combine, who promptly invaded. [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|Need I say it]]?
* [[Word of God]] is that the Xen army had their backs to the wall. Nihlanth was out of options and desperate. When a portal opened to Earth, a world that was free of Combine, he took the first chance he got and ran like hell, figuring nothing could be worse than the Combine. It failed, and his death caused the portals to remain open.
* [[Word of God]] is that the Xen army had their backs to the wall. Nihlanth was out of options and desperate. When a portal opened to Earth, a world that was free of Combine, he took the first chance he got and ran like hell, figuring nothing could be worse than the Combine. It failed, and his death caused the portals to remain open.


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== The Resonance Cascade gave Gordon superpowers. ==
== The Resonance Cascade gave Gordon superpowers. ==
Think about it. Prior to the Resonance Cascade, Gordon did nothing extraordinary. Afterwards, he's a [[One Man Army]]. Maybe some Xen lifeform merged with Gordon, not altering his mind or appearance, but making him nigh-invincible.
Think about it. Prior to the Resonance Cascade, Gordon did nothing extraordinary. Afterwards, he's a [[One-Man Army]]. Maybe some Xen lifeform merged with Gordon, not altering his mind or appearance, but making him nigh-invincible.
* Perhaps this lifeform also removed his ability to speak?
* Perhaps this lifeform also removed his ability to speak?
* Console mode is an extension of this: Gordon's nascent telekinetic abilities allow him to erect an impervious personal shield ([[God Mode]]); increase the power of his [[Freemans Mind|superior kinetic weapons]] (weapon damage increase); allow for staggering feats of jumping, nay even flying, and passing through walls (gravity, no clip) and at the highest levels achieving complete mastery of the time-space continuum, making things appear from thin air and teleporting himself anywhere (give "item", make "enemy", map warp). Basically, Gordon uses his powers and knowledge of physics to their logical deadly end. The G-Man recognizes Gordon's potential towards the end of ''Half-Life'', so he reacts him for the inevitable war with the Combine, but there may be a secret Kryptonite to Gordon's abilities: they are only activate for limited periods of time and are more than likely limited in ultimate quantity (much like Spawn's energy powers).
* Console mode is an extension of this: Gordon's nascent telekinetic abilities allow him to erect an impervious personal shield ([[God Mode]]); increase the power of his [[Freemans Mind|superior kinetic weapons]] (weapon damage increase); allow for staggering feats of jumping, nay even flying, and passing through walls (gravity, no clip) and at the highest levels achieving complete mastery of the time-space continuum, making things appear from thin air and teleporting himself anywhere (give "item", make "enemy", map warp). Basically, Gordon uses his powers and knowledge of physics to their logical deadly end. The G-Man recognizes Gordon's potential towards the end of ''Half-Life'', so he reacts him for the inevitable war with the Combine, but there may be a secret Kryptonite to Gordon's abilities: they are only activate for limited periods of time and are more than likely limited in ultimate quantity (much like Spawn's energy powers).
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== Doctor Breen was brainwashed. ==
== Doctor Breen was brainwashed. ==
Even to the bitter end, he's telling [[Blatant Lies]] about serving humanity and furthering their progress - and seems rather earnest in that. It's possible he got exposed to something similar to [[Nineteen Eighty Four|Room 101]], except instead of being executed, he's their new leader.
Even to the bitter end, he's telling [[Blatant Lies]] about serving humanity and furthering their progress - and seems rather earnest in that. It's possible he got exposed to something similar to [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|Room 101]], except instead of being executed, he's their new leader.
* Humans have an incredible capacity for self-delusion. It's probable he genuinely believed the "immortality" and "ascension" claptrap in the beginning, but as the horrors of Combine rule became more self-evident he would have had to systematically deactivate the reason portions of his brain to prevent reality from contradicting his preconceptions.
* Humans have an incredible capacity for self-delusion. It's probable he genuinely believed the "immortality" and "ascension" claptrap in the beginning, but as the horrors of Combine rule became more self-evident he would have had to systematically deactivate the reason portions of his brain to prevent reality from contradicting his preconceptions.
* Known in psychology as belief perseverance. It happens as a coping mechanism after we find out that we're wrong about something, so in Breen's case, it could be keeping him from realizing [[My God What Have I Done|he's made a huuuuuge mistake...]]
* Known in psychology as belief perseverance. It happens as a coping mechanism after we find out that we're wrong about something, so in Breen's case, it could be keeping him from realizing [[My God, What Have I Done?|he's made a huuuuuge mistake...]]


== The Vortessence is [[The Force]] ==
== The Vortessence is [[The Force]] ==
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After Lamarr jumps into the teleporter, it (as the concept of Headcrabs having genders is both unfounded and disturbing) can be seen attacking birds on a beach and is left there when Gordon continues teleporting, yet after Nova Prospekt it appears to miraculously return. This is because Kleiner found another Headcrab, de-beaked it and called it Lamarr. He has done this numerous times after Lamarr dies, wanders off or is simply "removed" by a concerned-for-his-nervous-system Barney, either refusing to accept the loss of his beloved pet or simply being completely batshit insane. If there is another Lamarr in ''Episode Three'' this will have been confirmed, since being shot into space is not something that is easily fixed.
After Lamarr jumps into the teleporter, it (as the concept of Headcrabs having genders is both unfounded and disturbing) can be seen attacking birds on a beach and is left there when Gordon continues teleporting, yet after Nova Prospekt it appears to miraculously return. This is because Kleiner found another Headcrab, de-beaked it and called it Lamarr. He has done this numerous times after Lamarr dies, wanders off or is simply "removed" by a concerned-for-his-nervous-system Barney, either refusing to accept the loss of his beloved pet or simply being completely batshit insane. If there is another Lamarr in ''Episode Three'' this will have been confirmed, since being shot into space is not something that is easily fixed.


== ''Episode Three'' will end in Gordon [[Nice Job Breaking It Hero|royally screwing things over for everyone]]. ==
== ''Episode Three'' will end in Gordon [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|royally screwing things over for everyone]]. ==
Probably stating the obvious here. It's one of the consistent themes of the series (the Resonance Cascade, killing the Nihilanth, instigating the Combine to raid Resistance strongholds, destroying the Citadel's Dark Fusion Reactor) and the first ''Half-Life'' ends with the biggest screw up of all, so it is only reasonable the ''Half-Life 2'' story will end with one as well. Considering Eli's warning it will almost certainly be caused by the technology hidden in the ''Borealis'', which itself is almost certainly portal technology. I predict that Gordon will use it to end Combine presense on Earth once and for all, targeting all Combine Advisors by focusing it on one in particular (which of course will only be achievable after defeating it in combat) and killing them all simultaneously. In doing so however another Resonance Cascade will be created, this one making Earth vulnerable to ''numerous'' dimensions and worlds instead of merely Xen or the Combine Overworld, turning Earth into the battlefield for a [[Battle Royale With Cheese]] with every alien species looking to dominate Earth or fill the power vacuum left by the Combine. Gordon will, of course, slaughter every last one of them, but only until ''Half-Life 3''.
Probably stating the obvious here. It's one of the consistent themes of the series (the Resonance Cascade, killing the Nihilanth, instigating the Combine to raid Resistance strongholds, destroying the Citadel's Dark Fusion Reactor) and the first ''Half-Life'' ends with the biggest screw up of all, so it is only reasonable the ''Half-Life 2'' story will end with one as well. Considering Eli's warning it will almost certainly be caused by the technology hidden in the ''Borealis'', which itself is almost certainly portal technology. I predict that Gordon will use it to end Combine presense on Earth once and for all, targeting all Combine Advisors by focusing it on one in particular (which of course will only be achievable after defeating it in combat) and killing them all simultaneously. In doing so however another Resonance Cascade will be created, this one making Earth vulnerable to ''numerous'' dimensions and worlds instead of merely Xen or the Combine Overworld, turning Earth into the battlefield for a [[Battle Royale With Cheese]] with every alien species looking to dominate Earth or fill the power vacuum left by the Combine. Gordon will, of course, slaughter every last one of them, but only until ''Half-Life 3''.


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== Gordon was tested by [[Portal (Video Game)|Aperture Science]] before, and escaped like Chell ==
== Gordon was tested by [[Portal (Video Game)|Aperture Science]] before, and escaped like Chell ==
With the new Portal patch adding a bunch more WMG fuel and possible Portal-Half-Life links how about this for an insane theory? Gordon was part of Aperture science testing in his past (although not necessarily tests related to the Portal gun). At some point he escaped and, after discovering a talent for science, joined Black Mesa just to spite Aperture. When the events of Half-Life 1 went down the [[Training From Hell]] Aperture gave him inadvertently resulted in him being a [[Badass]] [[One Man Army]] and allowed him to bring the situation under some sort of control and survive the subsequent Combine invasion.
With the new Portal patch adding a bunch more WMG fuel and possible Portal-Half-Life links how about this for an insane theory? Gordon was part of Aperture science testing in his past (although not necessarily tests related to the Portal gun). At some point he escaped and, after discovering a talent for science, joined Black Mesa just to spite Aperture. When the events of Half-Life 1 went down the [[Training From Hell]] Aperture gave him inadvertently resulted in him being a [[Badass]] [[One-Man Army]] and allowed him to bring the situation under some sort of control and survive the subsequent Combine invasion.


One of the new sound files, when reversed, sounds like "Gordon, you're next". This could be Glados, who wants revenge on Gordon for some transgression against her in the past; maybe he was even a contributor to her insanity. This goes into Portal being an [[Evil Plan]] by Glados to escape into the "real world" and hunt down Gordon. Of course she'll be very happy when she finds out he is en-route to an Aperture Facility where Gordon is at her mercy... Until Alyx, The Combine, newly-freed Chell and Gordon's own unexpected competence combine to throw a colossal [[Spanner in The Works]] of course. [[Gambit Roulette|The G-Man probably set this all up to sabotage the Combine's plans for Borealis]].
One of the new sound files, when reversed, sounds like "Gordon, you're next". This could be Glados, who wants revenge on Gordon for some transgression against her in the past; maybe he was even a contributor to her insanity. This goes into Portal being an [[Evil Plan]] by Glados to escape into the "real world" and hunt down Gordon. Of course she'll be very happy when she finds out he is en-route to an Aperture Facility where Gordon is at her mercy... Until Alyx, The Combine, newly-freed Chell and Gordon's own unexpected competence combine to throw a colossal [[Spanner in The Works]] of course. [[Gambit Roulette|The G-Man probably set this all up to sabotage the Combine's plans for Borealis]].
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== The Combine is a multiuniversal corporation ==
== The Combine is a multiuniversal corporation ==
The Combine aren't [[The Empire]], but rather a [[Mega Corp]] that controls countless worlds for the sole purpose of harvesting resources. It's military is used to keep their grip on their worlds. The Advisors are [[Corrupt Corporate Executive|Corrupt Corporate Executives]], and the Planet Administrators [[Pointy Haired Boss|Pointy Haired Bosses]]. Considering the Combine's high-tech appearence and cold blue motif, it may even be the [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|BLU Corporation]], only from the future.
The Combine aren't [[The Empire]], but rather a [[Mega Corp]] that controls countless worlds for the sole purpose of harvesting resources. It's military is used to keep their grip on their worlds. The Advisors are [[Corrupt Corporate Executive|Corrupt Corporate Executives]], and the Planet Administrators [[Pointy-Haired Boss|Pointy Haired Bosses]]. Considering the Combine's high-tech appearence and cold blue motif, it may even be the [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|BLU Corporation]], only from the future.


== The Pulse Rifle was designed to be a light machine gun ==
== The Pulse Rifle was designed to be a light machine gun ==
I get that this WMG very much [[Mood Dissonance]], but bear with me.
I get that this WMG very much [[Mood Dissonance]], but bear with me.
The combine Overwatch uses three main small arms: the MP7, the SPAS-12, and the pulse rifle. At a first glance, the pulse rifle appears to be a modified assault rifle-it's bigger than the MP7, fires a more damaging round, and is more accurate at range. However, there are problems with this theory, mainly the fact that the gun is ''way'' over sized for an assault rifle, and the fact that only one soldier in each Overwatch squad actually uses it. This might be justified during close-quarters battles during the battle of city 17, but the same squad setup is used by the combine outposts on the coast, where the poor accuracy of the MP7 would be fatal if an Overwatch squad enters battle with the rebels at any range beside what is effectively point-blank. It's also worth noting that the gun has ridiculous amounts of recoil-more than most assault rifles. Why? Because the pulse rifle was designed for one thing-''suppression fire''. Accuracy is unecessary when your role in the squad is literally to provide [[A Team Firing]], and only one soldier in most modern squads gets issued a light machine gun. And not only this, but in several places in ''Half Life 2'', Gordon encounters a mounted machine gun variant of the pulse rifle. You don't modify assualt rifles to serve as mounted machine guns. And while the rebels in white forest call it the AR2, the name the half-life wikia gives it is the [http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Overwatch_Standard_Issue_Pulse_Rifle Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle]. And why does the overwatch elite use it exclusively? Not that in every First Person Shooter game ever ever made, the most dangerous enemies are always the ones using machine guns.
The combine Overwatch uses three main small arms: the MP7, the SPAS-12, and the pulse rifle. At a first glance, the pulse rifle appears to be a modified assault rifle-it's bigger than the MP7, fires a more damaging round, and is more accurate at range. However, there are problems with this theory, mainly the fact that the gun is ''way'' over sized for an assault rifle, and the fact that only one soldier in each Overwatch squad actually uses it. This might be justified during close-quarters battles during the battle of city 17, but the same squad setup is used by the combine outposts on the coast, where the poor accuracy of the MP7 would be fatal if an Overwatch squad enters battle with the rebels at any range beside what is effectively point-blank. It's also worth noting that the gun has ridiculous amounts of recoil-more than most assault rifles. Why? Because the pulse rifle was designed for one thing-''suppression fire''. Accuracy is unecessary when your role in the squad is literally to provide [[A-Team Firing]], and only one soldier in most modern squads gets issued a light machine gun. And not only this, but in several places in ''Half Life 2'', Gordon encounters a mounted machine gun variant of the pulse rifle. You don't modify assualt rifles to serve as mounted machine guns. And while the rebels in white forest call it the AR2, the name the half-life wikia gives it is the [http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Overwatch_Standard_Issue_Pulse_Rifle Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle]. And why does the overwatch elite use it exclusively? Not that in every First Person Shooter game ever ever made, the most dangerous enemies are always the ones using machine guns.


TL;DR: The pulse rifle is based off world-war two era machine guns.
TL;DR: The pulse rifle is based off world-war two era machine guns.
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== Duke Nukem is the future Gordon Freeman. ==
== Duke Nukem is the future Gordon Freeman. ==
When Half-Life 2: Episode 3 finally comes out Gordon will defeat the Combine by [[Nuke Em|nuking 'em]]. This particular strategy will earn Gordon the nickname [[Duke Nukem]]. Now having saved the planet twice over, he will gain significant fame in the post-reconstruction world, his ego will to swell to enormous levels and he'll even write an autobiography entitled "Why I'm Great".
When Half-Life 2: Episode 3 finally comes out Gordon will defeat the Combine by [[Nuke'Em|nuking 'em]]. This particular strategy will earn Gordon the nickname [[Duke Nukem]]. Now having saved the planet twice over, he will gain significant fame in the post-reconstruction world, his ego will to swell to enormous levels and he'll even write an autobiography entitled "Why I'm Great".


He'll abandon his friends, dye his hair and shave his beard, then to suit his new "Hollywood" persona he'll ditch his glasses for a pair of prescription shades (Why he didn't wear them before Duke Nukem 3D is anyone's guess.) He no longer has the HEV suit because it was either damaged beyond repair or he donated it to a museum. His muscular physique is entirely logical considering the running and gunning he did fighting the Combine and the reason behind his constant one-liners is that he's seen far worse.
He'll abandon his friends, dye his hair and shave his beard, then to suit his new "Hollywood" persona he'll ditch his glasses for a pair of prescription shades (Why he didn't wear them before Duke Nukem 3D is anyone's guess.) He no longer has the HEV suit because it was either damaged beyond repair or he donated it to a museum. His muscular physique is entirely logical considering the running and gunning he did fighting the Combine and the reason behind his constant one-liners is that he's seen far worse.
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== The Half-Life series is a game-within-a-game. ==
== The Half-Life series is a game-within-a-game. ==
...And the G-Man ''is the player.''
...And the G-Man ''is the player.''
* It would explain how all-powerful he is, and why his motives don't make much sense- he's just messing around with the game world. He caused the Black Mesa incident because he wanted an alien invasion. He made Gordon a [[One Man Army]] because he wanted a badass character. He blew up Black Mesa because he wanted to be cruel to Adrian. He made the Combine invade because he wanted a war. Gordon is just one of the characters in the game, at his mercy just like everyone else.
* It would explain how all-powerful he is, and why his motives don't make much sense- he's just messing around with the game world. He caused the Black Mesa incident because he wanted an alien invasion. He made Gordon a [[One-Man Army]] because he wanted a badass character. He blew up Black Mesa because he wanted to be cruel to Adrian. He made the Combine invade because he wanted a war. Gordon is just one of the characters in the game, at his mercy just like everyone else.
** However, from Episode 1 onwards, some of the video game AI (the Vortigaunts, perhaps others) has become [[AI Is a Crapshoot|sentient]], and is starting to rebel against the player. They (possibly using cheat codes) have been holding the G-Man back, stopping him from interacting fully with the game world.
** However, from Episode 1 onwards, some of the video game AI (the Vortigaunts, perhaps others) has become [[AI Is a Crapshoot|sentient]], and is starting to rebel against the player. They (possibly using cheat codes) have been holding the G-Man back, stopping him from interacting fully with the game world.
* Alternatively, the G-Man is just ''one'' of the players in an MMORPG, who uses cheats to mess with the game. The Vortigaunts are admins. Gordon, Adrian and Barney might be players, or they might be NPCs.
* Alternatively, the G-Man is just ''one'' of the players in an MMORPG, who uses cheats to mess with the game. The Vortigaunts are admins. Gordon, Adrian and Barney might be players, or they might be NPCs.
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== Gordan will be [[But Thou Must|forced to]] walk through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid on board the Borealis during Episode 3. ==
== Gordan will be [[But Thou Must|forced to]] walk through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid on board the Borealis during Episode 3. ==
It is supposed to have one, and one of the things that scares us is the loss of our abilities. They said they plan to add that to a future game anyway, and the ASMEG is a convenient way to accomplish it. It certainly would be scary, too, considering that: none of his weapons would make it through, his HEV suit would likely be "emancipated" as well, [[It Got Worse|and it's entirely possible that]] [[Blind Without Em|his glasses could be gone too]].
It is supposed to have one, and one of the things that scares us is the loss of our abilities. They said they plan to add that to a future game anyway, and the ASMEG is a convenient way to accomplish it. It certainly would be scary, too, considering that: none of his weapons would make it through, his HEV suit would likely be "emancipated" as well, [[It Got Worse|and it's entirely possible that]] [[Blind Without'Em|his glasses could be gone too]].
* Soooo... Gordon's gonna be naked?
* Soooo... Gordon's gonna be naked?
** No. Chell's jumpsuit stays put when she walks through an ASMEG, and it's probably safe to say that Gordon's wearing something similar under the HEV suit. He might have commando training, but I doubt he [[Going Commando|goes commando]] -- especially what with all the [[Groin Attack|pinchy bits]] that powered armor might have on the inside. His teeth are fair game, though.
** No. Chell's jumpsuit stays put when she walks through an ASMEG, and it's probably safe to say that Gordon's wearing something similar under the HEV suit. He might have commando training, but I doubt he [[Going Commando|goes commando]] -- especially what with all the [[Groin Attack|pinchy bits]] that powered armor might have on the inside. His teeth are fair game, though.
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As such, he summoned a Hunter upon Alyx, so that not only would Gordon have to follow his path to White Forest, but Alyx could be an exploitable force. To further this, he killed Eli and kept Barney and Izaak far away, so Gordon would only feel loyal to Alyx.
As such, he summoned a Hunter upon Alyx, so that not only would Gordon have to follow his path to White Forest, but Alyx could be an exploitable force. To further this, he killed Eli and kept Barney and Izaak far away, so Gordon would only feel loyal to Alyx.


As for what he will do in Episode 3, he will use Alyx to force Gordon into doing something unspeakable. I don't know what it is, but many theories are abound, and my favorite is the [[Sadistic Choice]], so we will go with that one for the time being. He will make Gordon choose: save the world or save Alyx. If he chooses Alyx, which the G-Man knows he will, this will put G-Man or his employers in a position of power over the Combine. Since Gordon is a [[One Man Army]], he will stop the G-Man and ''maybe'' save Alyx, but he will have broken Gordon, hoping that he will turn out just like himself. Will Gordon become the next G-Man, starting a vicious cycle, or will Gordon overcome the heartless mirror of himself? Again, only time will tell.
As for what he will do in Episode 3, he will use Alyx to force Gordon into doing something unspeakable. I don't know what it is, but many theories are abound, and my favorite is the [[Sadistic Choice]], so we will go with that one for the time being. He will make Gordon choose: save the world or save Alyx. If he chooses Alyx, which the G-Man knows he will, this will put G-Man or his employers in a position of power over the Combine. Since Gordon is a [[One-Man Army]], he will stop the G-Man and ''maybe'' save Alyx, but he will have broken Gordon, hoping that he will turn out just like himself. Will Gordon become the next G-Man, starting a vicious cycle, or will Gordon overcome the heartless mirror of himself? Again, only time will tell.


== The G-Man arranged Eli's death. ==
== The G-Man arranged Eli's death. ==
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== Aperture Science is the origin of the Combine ==
== Aperture Science is the origin of the Combine ==
In Portal 2, a lot of the insane projects Cave Johnson talks about in his recorded messages sound like they could be the beginnings of the Combine. Experimental cyborg augmentation on hobos, replacing managers with android robots, experimenting with beams that turn blood into gasoline, creating an army of genetically engineered Mantis Men... There are also mentions that Aperture Science was experiencing unexpected time travel in the course of their testing. It seems possible that some component of Aperture Science (i.e. a vessel or outpost like the Borealis) was sent backwards in time and became the seed that eventually turned into the Combine. This is reinforced by the fact that Aperture tech and Combine tech are remarkably similar (even in Portal 2, where the level resources were all entirely original instead of reused from ''Half Life 2'') and both Aperture and the Combine seem characterised by total amorality in the singular pursuit of a focused goal (namely, [[For Science]]!). Building on that, Combine Advisors are simply more advanced, bio-organic versions of Glados, {{spoiler|a human mind uploaded into an artificial construct, allowing it to live forever; albeit with a high degree of [[Clone Degeneration]] over the years}}.
In Portal 2, a lot of the insane projects Cave Johnson talks about in his recorded messages sound like they could be the beginnings of the Combine. Experimental cyborg augmentation on hobos, replacing managers with android robots, experimenting with beams that turn blood into gasoline, creating an army of genetically engineered Mantis Men... There are also mentions that Aperture Science was experiencing unexpected time travel in the course of their testing. It seems possible that some component of Aperture Science (i.e. a vessel or outpost like the Borealis) was sent backwards in time and became the seed that eventually turned into the Combine. This is reinforced by the fact that Aperture tech and Combine tech are remarkably similar (even in Portal 2, where the level resources were all entirely original instead of reused from ''Half Life 2'') and both Aperture and the Combine seem characterised by total amorality in the singular pursuit of a focused goal (namely, [[For Science!]]!). Building on that, Combine Advisors are simply more advanced, bio-organic versions of Glados, {{spoiler|a human mind uploaded into an artificial construct, allowing it to live forever; albeit with a high degree of [[Clone Degeneration]] over the years}}.


== The Combine will be destroyed by their own slaves ==
== The Combine will be destroyed by their own slaves ==
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== The Nihilanth is a [[Cthulhu Mythos|Great Old One]] ==
== The Nihilanth is a [[Cthulhu Mythos|Great Old One]] ==
Come on. He fits every single requirement. Has a race of small versions of him? Check. Utterly creepy? Check. [[Blue and Orange Morality]]? Check. Psychic powers? Check. From another dimension? Check. Worshipped as god by other races? Check. Looks like Gordon Freeman really did [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu|punch out Cthulhu]].
Come on. He fits every single requirement. Has a race of small versions of him? Check. Utterly creepy? Check. [[Blue and Orange Morality]]? Check. Psychic powers? Check. From another dimension? Check. Worshipped as god by other races? Check. Looks like Gordon Freeman really did [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|punch out Cthulhu]].


== The Zombine's head is still there, but falls off with the headcrab ==
== The Zombine's head is still there, but falls off with the headcrab ==