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{{quote|''"And when she arrives, I shall squirt her...With '''CITRIC''' ACID!"''
Villains are vile, ruthless, merciless, and bloodthirsty; any pretension of civility is just a smokescreen to hide a ''really'' twisted [[Big Bad]]. Not exactly kid-friendly, is it? So what are kids shows and movies supposed to do, if the original source's baddy eats babies? Why, [[Disneyfication|make them]] a
▲{{quote|''"And when she arrives, I shall squirt her...With '''CITRIC''' ACID!"''|'''Jokerella''', ''[[The Non Adventures of Wonderella|The Non-Adventures of Wonderella]]'', [http://nonadventures.com/2007/09/29/for-whom-the-cell-tolls/ "For Whom The CELL Tolls"]}}
Their goals can be as grandiose as any other villain's, but the way they go about their plans makes one wonder [[And Then What?|what they'd do]] if they ever ''[[Team Rocket Wins|win.]]'' Instead of putting the heroes through a [[Death Course]], it'll merely be an obstacle course strewn with riddles. Rather than threatening to use Anthrax in the heart of London, they'll use sleeping gas to get away with a heist. If they capture the hero, expect only the most benign of [[Death Trap
▲Villains are vile, ruthless, merciless, and bloodthirsty; any pretension of civility is just a smokescreen to hide a ''really'' twisted [[Big Bad]]. Not exactly kid-friendly, is it? So what are kids shows and movies supposed to do, if the original source's baddy eats babies? Why, [[Disneyfication|make them]] a [[Harmless Villain]] of course!
Specific [[Evil Plan|evil plots]] will usually include amazing [[MacGuffin]] devices that mildly inconvenience people and get the hero involved; often, these plots are of such a scale and intricacy that if someone [[Cut Lex Luthor a Check]], they'd be so rich, they wouldn't need that giant Gold-only Orbital Magnet to steal the world's supply of gold.
▲Their goals can be as grandiose as any other villain's, but the way they go about their plans makes one wonder [[And Then What?|what they'd do]] if they ever ''[[Team Rocket Wins|win.]]'' Instead of putting the heroes through a [[Death Course]], it'll merely be an obstacle course strewn with riddles. Rather than threatening to use Anthrax in the heart of London, they'll use sleeping gas to get away with a heist. If they capture the hero, expect only the most benign of [[Death Trap|Death Traps]] (usually with a tub of Mr. Pibb instead of a [[Shark Pool]]); and instead of [[Cold-Blooded Torture|outright torture]], they'll use feathers to [[Tickle Torture|tickle the hero into submission]]. Or, they may ''say'' they're trying to do something truly evil, but they will fail, every time.
▲Specific [[Evil Plan|evil plots]] will usually include amazing [[MacGuffin]] devices that mildly inconvenience people and get the hero involved; often, these plots are of such a scale and intricacy that if someone [[Cut Lex Luthor a Check]], they'd be so rich, they wouldn't need that giant Gold-only Orbital Magnet to steal the world's supply of gold.
[[Evil Is Cool|But, then again, where's the fun in that?]]
The only people "seriously endangered" by them are the [[Innocent Bystander
The Harmless Villain might possess an impressive array of powers, but they'll end up using it with all the effectiveness of [[Misapplied Phlebotinum]], or have a glaring and [[Achilles' Heel|easily exploited weaknesses]] that bring them to their knees just in the nick of time.
Basically, they aren't saddled with a bag of [[Villain Ball
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Their minions are as often as not [[Faceless Goons]] and [[Minion
Keep in mind, though, that sometimes they become a [[Not-So-Harmless Villain]] later on. Even [[Team Rocket Wins]] every once in a while.
Compare [[Big Bad Wannabe]], where the
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== [[Advertising]] ==
* Most villains who appeared in the old McDonalds commercials - like Hamburglar, Captain Crook, and the Goblins - fit the description, easily outwitted by Ronald and his child-friends. Eventually, they were made "cuter" and [[Peek a Bogey Man| even less villainous.]]
== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* ACROSS from ''[[Excel Saga (
** In [[Excel Saga (
** Similarly, depending on whether you think ACROSS is right or not (and given the [[Crapsack World]] that ''Excel Saga'' takes place in, it's hard to argue that they're wrong about the world being corrupt), Kabapu's group is very bad at what they do as well, especially Iwata who, ironically, is the one who takes his job the most seriously.
* The [[Terrible Trio|Team Rocket]] trio from ''[[Pokémon (
** They've always been blunderers, but they ''did'' provide genuine conflict in the early episodes. By Johto, they'd gone through complete [[Villain Decay]] and reached their current status as comic relief. The original creator of the characters, Takeshi Shudo, had, by that point, lost control of them, and [[Creator Backlash|stated his dissatisfaction with how the characters have devolved]] on his blog.
** {{spoiler|In the new series, however, they've risen up to levels that make them seem more fearsome than when they first appeared, making them [[Not-So-Harmless Villain|Not So Harmless Villains]].}}
** ''How I Became a Pokemon Card'', a manga full of one-shots, has a protagonist named Hiroshi. He's a kid who wants to be a part of Team Rocket, but he's always accidentally doing good things. Team Rocket, in that manga, is also this, though they're depicted as being a menace for some reason.
* Florsheim from ''[[
** To put it in perspective, Florsheim's "[[Big Bad]]", Vamp, favours a special brand of imported detergent for cleaning, because it's made from ecological coconut oil and is completely biodegradable. He's so harmless, he won't even resort to ''littering''.
** Of course, when a new evil group comes to town, Sunred tells them to wipe out Florsheim if they want the job. He has full confidence in Florsheim being [[Not So Harmless]], and it turns out he's completely right. Just because he curbstomps them every since time they fight, doesn't mean they aren't strong on their own. Cut to Florsheim completely wiping the floor with the new enemy like they're weaklings.
* Emperor Pilaf and his two henchmen in ''[[
* Kurotowa in the ''[[Nausicaa of the Valley of
* The pirates in ''[[Porco Rosso]]'' are positively polite:
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"Of course I do! It wouldn't be nice to separate them from their friends." }}
* [[Goldfish Poop Gang|Tom and Tab]] from ''[[
*
* In the pilot episode of ''[[
* He may be more malicious in the anime than in the games, but King Dedede is still pretty much as harmless in ''[[Kirby Right Back At Ya]]'' as he is in the game franchise. The only time he does threaten to hurt someone (other than Kirby or Whispy Woods) is when he orders the [[Monster of the Week|Dedede Stone]] to stomp Tiff - which would've resulted in her death if it weren't for her knight in shining armor, [[Magnificent Bastard|Meta Knight]], coming to her rescue.
** Speaking of Meta Knight, some of Dedede's Demon Beasts / monsters actually managed to hurt him - which was not what Dedede wanted.
* [[Dirty Old Man|Happosai]] of ''[[Ranma
== [[Comic Books]] ==
* The ''[[Hack
== Comics ==▼
▲* The ''[[Hack Slash|Hack/Slash]]'' storyline ''Super Sidekick Sleepover Slaughter'' featured an entire "secret society" of them. Some members include:
** Doctor Devil, who has been stealing random bits of machinery from work with the intention of building "some kind of gun" that he will call The Devil Ray.
** Crime Biker, who has mapped out the best possible escape routes to take after snatching purses.
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** Thief of Hearts, who has seduced at least four rich guys...one of them is bound to die, eventually.
** Doctor Spy, who has completed his x-ray telescope, and, after he finds an apartment across from the girl's dorm, intends to put it to good use.
** [[Exactly What It Says
* ''[[Spider-Man]]'' has his share, though given that he's got the largest [[Rogues Gallery]] in Marvel, you'd expect as much. From the 80s British punk and punctuation-themed Typeface to the even more pathetic [[Grammar Nazi]] Spellcheck to ditzy [[Playboy Bunny]] the White Rabbit, who's so stupid that she had to hire ''actors'' to ''pretend'' to work for her, because nobody would for real. The Walrus is also pretty notable here: Spider-Man actually almost got his ass kicked by him because he couldn't stop laughing.
** The Walrus is a subversion actually. He's a deadly killer, but his costume and MO is so lame that people constantly think he's this. So he's more a [[Not-So-Harmless Villain]].
** Though a special prize has to go to Spidey villain the Spot, until he got a revamp to make him a major threat. During his first appearances, he was so pathetic that Spidey couldn't even be bothered to fight him, and instead, he falls over laughing at the mere sight of him.
*** He actually turned up in ''[[Spider-Man:
* ''[[Daredevil]]'' arguably has it worse. The Matador ([[Name's the Same|not to be confused with]] the [[Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne|other]] [[That One Boss/Other Games/Atlus|guy]])? His entire gimmick is about obscuring your vision with his cape, which, for Daredevil, doesn't do anything. Stilt-Man? [[Exactly What It Says
** The Stilt Man. The Leap Frog. In the early days of his comic, Daredevil was the [[
** The Gladiator got turned into a [[Not-So-Harmless Villain]] when they started playing his early ramblings and characterization, which by more modern and mature standards sound silly and slightly delusional, very seriously and turned him into a violently unbalanced crazy person with an unhealthy love of buzz saws and ancient Roman culture.
* Bafflerog Rumplewhisker of "The Wizard's Tale" is the latest in a long line of really unpleasant people serving the forces of evil that keep their world in a state of permanent twilight (because they haven't yet found the [[MacGuffin]] to make it permanent night). Unfortunately, Bafflerog's spells tend to be much less evil than he intends, such as trying to call up a huge storm and getting a pleasant rain that breaks the drought on the town, summoning a hail of locusts and getting a shower of roast chickens instead, and making friends with the creature he's supposed to be torturing for the location of the [[MacGuffin]]. He also phrases his spells in the form of limericks.
* Killer Moth from ''[[Batman]]'': he started out as a pathetic bank robber who got apprehended very easily and eventually got tired of being picked on all the time and not being taken seriously. He made a [[Deal
** Also the R** Also the Riddler...[[Depending
*** Unlike some, he actually stresses out over this, frustrated with how he is ''compelled'' to give Batman clues due to his
**** Recently though, the Riddler, due to a year long coma, has lost his compulsion, and gone into business for himself as an extremely successful (if not always correct) private detective.
** The Joker is notable for occasionally playing with this, likely for his own amusement. On any given day, you don't know if the Joker that Batman is facing is a sadistic [[Monster Clown]] who'll hold the city ransom and threaten to burn down the whole place, or a loony who concocts an elaborate (*ahem*) [[Batman Gambit]] just to hit Batman in the face with a pie.
*** Like everything else about him, this just adds to the Joker's disturbing qualities. He's the only villain listed in every villain trope page who could GENUINELY be all those at once. He's just that friggin' bonkers. [[Deadpool]] comes close to being Marvel's answer, however. If you read some of Deadpool's best fights, while turning to [[Big No|THAT IMAGE]] of him [[Squick|WEARING JEAN GREY'S OLD COSTUME]], you readily see it.
** And then there's Calendar Man, a guy with a bunch of ridiculous costumes and no powers who performs crime sprees related to dates. Despite an attempt to turn him into a Hannibal Lecter-esque figure in ''The Long Halloween'' (which later influenced his really creepy appearance in ''[[Batman: Arkham Asylum]]''), he never accomplished anything other than showing up at the top positions of many "Worst Batman villains" lists. Most mentions of his ''name'' are nothing more than cheap punchlines. Meanwhile, the Holiday killer used a similar modus operandi and became one of the most feared and impacting figures of the criminal underworld.
* One of the villains mentioned in ''[[Watchmen]]'' is "Captain Carnage", who pretended to be a super-villain because he got pleasure from being beaten up. This backfires ''badly'' when he tries it with [[Heroic Sociopath|Rorschach]]...who {{spoiler|dropped him down an elevator shaft.}}
* Marvel's alternate-universe ''[[Squadron Supreme]]'' has Pinball, a guy whose power consisted of inflating his green jumpsuit into a ball and rolling into people.
* Back in the 80's, ''[[The Avengers (Comic Book)|The Avengers]]'' had occasional skirmishes with Fabian Stankowicz, AKA The Mechano-Marauder, a lottery winner turned power-suit-wearing supervillain. From the very beginning, the Avengers never took him seriously: in his first assault, [[Iron Man]] considered him so low a threat that he ''turned down'' several offers of assistance from the other Avengers. However, Fabian's definitive low point was when he attacked them during a taping of ''Late Night With David Letterman'' and briefly managed to gain the upper hand...only to be knocked out ''[http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/avengers2.jpg by Letterman himself.]'' Eventually, [[Captain America (comics)]] offered him a spot on the Avengers support crew, mostly to keep him from endangering himself further.
* Jarvis Poker, the British Joker in ''Knight & Squire'', is a
* Zodon from ''[[
* Bolphunga the Unrelenting goes back and forth on this. [[Depending
* Baby Face Finlayson from ''[[The Beano]]'' was originally a harmless villain, with his uselessness being [[Played for Laughs]], but his later appearances in Kev F Sutherland's strips were as a [[Not-So-Harmless Villain]].
* ''[[Meet the Robinsons]]'' has Bowler Hat Guy, who isn't capable of actually committing much harm. {{spoiler|The robotic bowler hat, Doris, is [[The Dog Was the Mastermind|manipulating him]] for her own [[Evil Plan]]. And it turns out that he has a [[Freudian Excuse]] for his hatred of Lewis, the protagonist--he was Lewis' roommate back at the orphanage, and once lost a baseball game which was very important to him because Lewis' invention building kept him up all night.}}
* Gru and Vector from ''[[Despicable Me]]''.
* ''[[
== Film - Live-Action ==▼
▲* ''[[Repo the Genetic Opera|Repo! The Genetic Opera]]'' has Amber Sweet. She's just as nasty as her brothers, but she's usually too high on zydrate to be effectual.
** And Luigi and Pavi aren't much better, given that Luigi, despite his claims that only he's got brains enough, comes across as a simple minded [[Knife Nut]] and Pavi spends most of his time staring at his own face in the mirror he forever carries with him. That being said, Luigi is quite effective in the "stabbing people for no good reason" compartment, which makes him the least harmless of the Largo siblings.
* Justin Hammer in the live-action ''[[Iron Man (
* Doctor Evil from ''[[Austin Powers]]''. "Here's the plan: we get the warhead, and hold the world ransom for...ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
** On the other hand, he does win several ransoms and come pretty close to destroying the world. He's even killed people, including {{spoiler|Felicity...at first}}.
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*** He's a mix of this, [[Not-So-Harmless Villain]] and dark comedy throughout the trilogy really.
** Scott Evil is very much this. He just can't quite be villainous enough to fit in with the rest of the villains, at least until the third film.
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*** Regarding Scott, it's probably not so much a lack of villainousness that prevents him from fitting in as a lack of [[Contractual Genre Blindness]].
* "Cactus" Jack Slade from the western parody, ''[[
* In ''[[Zombie
* {{spoiler|William Bludworth}} in the ''[[Final Destination]]'' films only serves two functions: to play the part of Death's own personal janitor, and to give the protagonists cryptic clues on how to evade death for as long as they can. Even when {{spoiler|Peter}} takes his advice to "kill or be killed" way too far, that's a matter of responsibility on the part of he who hears the advice, and the other two who use the "kill or be killed" tip aren't nearly as monstrous as {{spoiler|Peter}} was: {{spoiler|Nathan}} uses the advice completely by accident when {{spoiler|Roy gets impaled by a hook during a confrontation over a rude remark directed at the former}}, and Sam uses Bludworth's words responsibly by {{spoiler|killing Peter to prevent him from murdering Molly}}.
== [[Literature]] ==▼
▲== Literature ==
* In the ''[[Discworld]]'' novel ''The Last Hero,'' Evil Harry Dread has such a strong sense of professional ethics that he always chooses his guards for stupidity and designs his dungeons for easy escape. Of course, following the same professional ethics, he betrays Cohen and the Silver Horde at the first opportunity, but they're not too fussed about it. [[Card-Carrying Villain|It's just what he does.]]
* In ''[[The Dresden Files]]'' short story ''Day Off'', Harry is confronted by "Darth Wannabee" and his gang of amateur dark wizards. He's angry because Harry removed a curse he'd laid on a woman who'd annoyed him. Normally, this would be black magic, an incredibly serious matter and something the White Council punishes with death; their treatment of warlocks is one of the things Harry agrees with the council on, even if he thinks that they are doing ridiculously little to stop people from becoming them. But the "curse" was so weak Harry thought it had been a result of ''bad feng shui''. They run away after, on telling Harry to defend himself, he pulls out his gun. Later, they chucked a smoke bomb through his window, which at least shows they had the sense not to confront him again.
* All of the ''[[Batman (TV series)|Batman]]'' villains from the 60s television series qualify for this trope. Very much so.▼
▲* All of the ''[[Batman (TV)|Batman]]'' villains from the 60s television series qualify for this trope. Very much so.
** Oddly, this is why minor villains from the comics were resurrected (Clock King, a Green Arrow villain, was actually made more competent on the TV show, and the Riddler only had two appearances in the comics, over a decade before the show). Characters from the comics were either too high budget to replicate (the comic having long since taken on sci-fi elements), or else were still too legitimately frightening to be turned camp, like Clayface and Two-Face. The bulk of the show's villains were created expressly for it.
** Somewhat subverted by, of all people, the Penguin! The Penguin was one of the few Batman villains more closely resembling mob bosses in the [[Dick Tracy]] style than murderous psychopaths of pulp era, and writers had been writing such characters for decades on television despite the limits of violence allowed. The Penguin's crimes were still over the top, but he was usually the ringleader in stories with multiple villains, and his crimes, while still campy, were typically more threatening than his fellows', like stealing a nuclear sub or engaging in brainwashing and blackmail. It's telling that the [[Dark Age]] [[Tim Burton]] appearance of the character surprised so many people, as many fans thought the Penguin needed little such change.
** [[Depending
* Harmony from ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'', so much so that Buffy outright laughed her ass off when told that Harmony could be a threat to her. ("Harmony has MINIONS?")
** Warren and his fellow members of the Trio started out this way. They were [[Big Bad Wannabe
** Also, most vampires. They act tough, and do regularly murder people, but only handful last more than one appearance before being dusted, posing little threat to Buffy.
** Spike. [[Badass Decay|Oh God, Spike.]] He was a genuine threat when he first appeared, but after he got the [[Restraining Bolt|chip]] in his head, the idea that he might actually do anything that made a difference was laughable.
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* [[Monty Python's Flying Circus|Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition]]!
** And from the same show, the team of villains who commit such dastardly crimes as acquiring valuable watches by paying the exact price for them.
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'''Boss:''' Why not?
'''[[Mook]]:''' Well, we never break the bloody law!
'''Boss:''' ...What d'you ''mean''?!
'''[[Mook]]:''' Well, look at that bank job we did last week.
'''Boss:''' What was wrong with that?
'''[[Mook]]:''' Well having to go in there with a mask on and ask for £15 out of my deposit account; that's what was wrong with it. }}
* Doctor Clayton Forrester from ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''. He ''wants'' to take over the world...but he's not very good at it.
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* After being demoted to producer in ''[[News Radio]]'', Dave decides to become, in his own words, "pure evil", and ruthlessly work his way back up to the top. But not by getting his replacement Lisa fired - oh, no, that would be wrong. His diabolical scheme involves letting Bill make a fool of himself on the air and thus getting himself fired, get Lisa discredited, and have himself put back on as news director. Unfortunately, [[Springtime for Hitler|Bill's antics garner the station's best ratings ever]], and Evil Dave was foiled forever.
* Josh Koscheck was all set to be the villain of ''[[The Ultimate Fighter]]'''s Season 12, having graduated the first season as a [[Jerkass]] who'd defeated the sympathetic Chris Leben and remained perpetually at the top echelon of his division (despite stinging losses to Georges St-Pierre and Paulo Thiago), and even openly admitted that he was playing the villain to hype the eventual title fight with St-Pierre...only to appear as one of the show's worst-ever coaches, gullible enough to abandon his intended first draft pick [[What an Idiot!|because he saw another fighter atop GSP's "draft list" in big bold letters]], an advocate of "mindless training", unable to impart his own winning ways onto his roster, encouraging his team to behave disrespectfully (culminating in the team banging on the wall separating the teams to taunt the losing Team GSP fighter), and whose attempted insults or pranks were almost always effortlessly brushed off, leaving Koscheck either looking like an inept high school jock stereotype or [[Foe Yay|oddly fixated on GSP's tight short-shorts and body, and wanting to get his hands on GSP's sixth-picked fighter]]. So much for [[Older and Wiser]]...
* Nevel of ''[[
== [[Music]] ==
* The [[Tom Smith]] song
==
▲* The Tom Smith song ''Rocket Ride'' has a line about harmless villains, "[villains] used to be angular, sneering and bald. If someone got killed, even they were appalled. They tried to marry the heroine, no thought of rape, and they sure as hell knew how to wear a cape. They never tortured, they never lied, they'd honor a promise if it meant they died."
* [[Gilbert and Sullivan]] enjoyed this. [[The Pirates of Penzance]] will only attack forces more powerful than they are. Ko-Ko in ''[[The Mikado]]'' has never killed anyone, although he's thinking of starting on small animals soon.
** Ko-Ko is, of course, The Lord High Executioner.
== [[Video Games]] ==▼
* The Clockwork King in ''[[City of Heroes]]'' is probably the closest it gets to
▲== Video Games ==
* Bowser in ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' sometimes falls into this trope, mainly in the [[RPG
▲* The Clockwork King in ''[[City of Heroes]]'' is probably the closest it gets to [[Harmless Villain]]. The worst he might do to normal civilians is send his minions to steal a watch and some scrap metal, or make a mechanic work on his robots. He hates heroes, but given that a hero smacked him around so hard that he turned into a brain in a jar, that's probably justified. Turned slightly to the [[Heel Face Turn|side of good]] with the Faultline revamp and his protection and assistance of some civilians, although the crazy kinda gets in the way of helping, too.
** His [[Super Mario Bros. (
▲* Bowser in ''[[Super Mario Bros]]'' sometimes falls into this trope, mainly in the [[RPG|RPGs]] and Party games. Even in the mainline games, he doesn't seem to be able to do anything other than [[Damsel in Distress|kidnap Peach]], though.
** So does Mario's rival, [[Wario Land
▲** His [[Super Mario Bros (Animation)|cartoon counterpart]], King Koopa, definitely does. He is regularly incapable of even capturing the princess, never mind taking care of Mario and his friends. The only times he is ever effective is when the plot demands it; the heroes [[Idiot Plot|suddenly fall for traps and get defeated by things that they could've easily taken care of before]]. They always break out and foil Koopa's ridiculous plots in the end, though.
▲** So does Mario's rival, [[Wario Land (Video Game)|Wario]], in the ''Mario Sports'' games, as well as his partner Waluigi. They mostly just act like jerks while trying to ruin Mario's day. Wario was considerably more threatening--downright scary, even--in ''[[Super Smash Bros]] Brawl'''s story mode, though still comical.
* Pete, as characterized in ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'', is a bumbling oaf who never inflicts any lasting harm on either the characters or the worlds they fight to save, as opposed to Maleficent, who, in the first game, {{spoiler|turned the main character and his best friend against one another and led them all down the path that would separate them and the girl they were fighting over for several years}}, and was likely responsible for the destruction of several worlds. This is also in contrast to his characterization as the Ghost of Christmas Future in "A Disney Christmas Carol", over a decade earlier, where he laughed diabolically as he unmasked himself and sent Scrooge falling into the fiery pits of hell.
** The tougher Pete is more or less the original concept of Pete, who's often as tough as ever when battling Mickey, Goofy, and others in the comics (even today). He clearly thinks nothing of trying to kill our heroes with swords, guns, clubs, and other weapons, and often is only stopped by dumb luck.
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* Murray, the Mighty Demonic Skull from ''[[Monkey Island]]''. Since Guybrush sort-of-accidentally smashed his body with a cannonball, he's stuck as an immobile skull with a great desire for evil and absolutely no capacity whatsoever to indulge it. He's kinda bitter.
* {{spoiler|[[Goldfish Poop Gang|Mysterio]]}}, the ''Spider-Man 2'' game version. Sure, he's got like a million robots and can successfully kill people from time to time, but ''man,'' what a friggin' ''loser.'' And he's got a glass jaw.
* [[Kirby]]'s arch enemy, King Dedede, [[Depending
* While ''[[Touhou]]'' [[Good All Along|"villains"]] aren't exactly the ambitious sort, and their plots
** Kogasa Tatara has no special ability of her own that most youkai don't already have, except that she derives nourishment from scaring or surprising people rather than eating them. Her only purpose in life to become the scariest youkai in Gensokyou and surprise people as much as possible to sustain herself - and she's utterly terrible at it.
* {{spoiler|Wheatley}} in ''[[
* In ''[[
* Duc de Puce, a.k.a. "[[Fail O'Suckyname|The Rat]]", from the ''[[Stronghold]]'' series. [[Too Dumb to Live]], [[General Failure]], [[Minion
* The [[Fallout: New Vegas]] DLC ''Old World Blues'' has The Toaster,
* ''[[Okage]]: Shadow King'' has Evil King Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV, or Stan, the [[Sealed Evil in
== Web Animation ==▼
* ''[[Burnt Face Man]]'' series has got Taps Man, who erodes metal over a period of time, Have A Nice Day Man, who wishes everyone a great day, and Detergent Man, who washes clothes deliberately on the wrong settings. There are many others.▼
▲== [[Web Animation]] ==
▲* ''[[Burnt Face Man]]''
== [[Web Comics]] ==
* As the page quote illustrates, Jokerella has the dubious distinction of being the least competent member of [[The Non
* The Dark Warriors in ''[[
** King Steve is a scourge to his citizens and the nations he goes to war with, but the Light Warriors? ''No one is safe from them.''
* ''[[Adventurers
** Well, under non-harmless villains there's [[Physical God|Eternion]] and...uh...Argent's more of an anti-hero, so...just Eternion?
* Demon-Jame in ''[[Terror Island]]'', at least in his first series of appearances:
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'''Aorist:''' What?
'''Demon-Jame:''' Your crops. I blighted them.
'''Aorist:''' I don't have crops. I have weeds. Did you blight my weeds?
'''Demon-Jame:''' Um. Yes. }}
** Completely undone in his second appearance, though. When he first shows up again, he spends a moment thinking about what evil plots he could do. Aorist jokingly suggests that he blight his weeds again, so Demon-Jame ''rips him in half.''
* The Minion Master from ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'' isn't really interested in doing anything bad; he tends to view making people his minions as a way of helping them escape their old lives, more than anything else. And he doesn't even ''get'' any minions until Torg and Co. join him, at which point, they promptly start using his resources to ''battle'' evil, placating their "Master" by explaining that, as the big picture guy, he doesn't need to know the specifics, or anything at all, about what his minions are actually doing.
* Wilson and Pickett from [
== [[Web Original]] ==▼
▲== Web Original ==
* Lee Phillips of ''[[Kate Modern]]'' attempts to take revenge on Gavin and Tariq by...forcing them to play a treasure hunt game to retrieve their stolen software. He still manages to be a serious threat because there are other, decidedly less harmless villains who are also after the software.
* Dr. Poque from ''[[Mega 64]]'' is arguably this, while he did kidnap and lock Rocko, Derek, and Sean in his basement, he's to much of a [[Butt Monkey]] to be a real threat. Episode six of Version 2 amps this up to [[Woobie]] status.
* Dr. Horrible is pretty much harmless for the first two acts of ''[[Dr.
* Although having a villainous outer appearance, [[Doctor Steel]]'s goals are really very positive and even kid-friendly. He just wants to make the world a better place (for himself).
* Marik from ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!:
** During his first appearances in the Marik's Evil Council Videos, Dartz manages to be even more pathetic. Then, he suddenly becomes an [[Expy]] of [[Perfect Hair Forever|Coiffio]] whose [[The Unintelligible|unfortunate accent]] causes both his henchmen and the audience to not be sure of whether his plans are the standard card game shenanigans or [[Squick|something much worse]].
* The Goths at [[Super
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* Dr. Robotnik on the ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' version of the show makes incredibly inept robots, repeatedly has crying fits, and is sometimes too distracted with himself to notice that his plan isn't working.
** Granted a lot of Robotnik's harmless streak is implied to be solely because of [[Invincible Hero|Sonic]]. Many episodes show Sonic encountering civilians that have been [[Beware the Silly Ones|successfully terrorized or enslaved by Robotnik without his help]], while in other episodes he actually manages to pull off [[Dangerously Genre Savvy]] plans that temporarily [[Not-So-Harmless Villain|despose of his foe]]. His henchbots Scratch and Grounder however, were definitely incompetant, [[Nice Job Fixing It, Villain|often destroying their own schemes]] before Sonic even got the chance to stop them.
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* Dr. Drakken in ''[[Kim Possible]]'' is pretty much the mascot of this trope, if only because that show's [[Periphery Demographic]] makes it so self-aware. You get the feeling that he and Shego aren't even trying to harm Kim, just keep her occupied. He becomes a [[Not-So-Harmless Villain]] in some cases, especially in [[The Movie]] "So the Drama". (In fact, being the most recurring villain, he's all over the scale; sometimes he's so ridiculous that Kim hardly needs to bother, but he's also the one who occasionally comes closest to his [[Take Over the World]] goal.)
** This is because Drakken is an [[Expy]] of [[Austin Powers|Doctor Evil]], with Shego taking Scott's place as the more competent one who points out the other's ineffectiveness with snarky remarks.
*
**
** There's even
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* Glowface from ''[[
▲* Glowface from ''[[The Xs (Animation)|The Xs]]'' is one such villain, he even gets upset when his monologues are interrupted, and is perfectly willing to put off villain chores [[Villains Out Shopping|to play video games]].
* The Monarch in ''[[The Venture Brothers]]'' almost qualifies. When he isn't psychologically damaged, being pushed around by the higher-ups in the Guild of Calamitous Intent, and being inept at commanding his henchmen, he can, in fact, be quite deadly. The trouble is, he's so bad at arching that his nemesis, Dr. Venture, doesn't even consider him a real threat. Later seasons show, however, that The Monarch can, indeed, be a very threatening villain, if he bothered to extend his goals beyond being a pain in the ass to Dr. Venture.
** In Season 3, Sergeant Hatred better qualifies for this trope. He signs up to be Dr. Venture's arch, but then resorts to extremely minor acts of villainy, such as lighting his front-yard shrubbery on fire. By the end of the season, he even lives on the Venture Compound and acts as an {{spoiler|ad hoc bodyguard in the absence of Brock Samson, who is working for an undercover vigilante society.}} Of course, {{spoiler|he only did it to piss off The Monarch, who stole tech from him once}}.
** There's also this exchange at the line for Order of the Triad archenemy try-outs:
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'''The Intangible Fancy''': Yes, I believe it is.
'''Torrid''': Save my place in the queue. There's something I feel I must do. Something...torrid.
After the commercial break, it's revealed that Torrid really meant using the bathroom. }}
* The Hacker in ''[[
* Duke Igthorn in ''[[Adventures of the Gummi Bears]]'' was mostly cartoonishly harmless. At one point, he had captured Granni Bear, and was trying to extract the recipe for the [[Super Serum|Gummi Berry Juice]] from her. Rather than torture, he actually ''tickles her with feathers'' until she gives in. Thankfully, it was an incorrect recipe, proving that the [[Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique]] (with feathers) is still useless. However, if one looks deeper, one can gain some respect for the man; he seems to keep a legion of superstrong ogres twice his size in line by mere force of personality, is never seen not wearing a suit of chainmail (which is HEAVY), and, at one point, knocks out two armed guards with his bare hands.
* The Box Ghost ("Beware!") from ''[[Danny Phantom]]'' certainly qualifies as the resident
** Since the Box Ghost (apart from that time with Pandora) never seems to have plots more complicated than "throw stuff around to scare people", Danny's probably just being a bully by attacking him at all.
** His [[Future Badass]] self from [[The Movie]] on the other hand...
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* ''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]'':
** The Amoeba Boys,
***
*** They ''almost'' crossed the line to [[Not So Harmless Villain]] in one episode, where they were able to create an army of duplicates of themselves using mitosis, and then stole all the oranges in Townsville, resulting in almost all the populace getting sick with scurvy (a clear-cut case of [[Rule of Funny]]). It was rather easy for the Girls to beat them to a pulp (Heh-heh, pulp, oranges, get it?), but in the end, that was what they had wanted all along.
* In [[Disney Animated Canon|Disney's]] ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'' sequel ''Return of Jafar'' and the TV series, there's [[Punny Name|Abis Mal]]. His patheticness is particularly compounded by being an [[Expy]] of the legendary loser, George Costanza, on ''[[Seinfeld]]'', since Jason Alexander plays both roles.
** He does get at least one [[Not-So-Harmless Villain]] moment in [[Recycled:
*** He also went back in time and rewrote Agrabah's entire history in one episode so that he could be Sultan.
** Aladdin also occasionally had to deal with an inept thief named Amin Damoola (nicknamed 'Butterfingers'). The only time Butterfingers was a serious threat was once, when was using magical artifacts supplied by Mozenrath, who had essentially replaced Jafar as Aladdin's main nemesis.
* Doctor Light in ''[[Teen Titans (
** He is also viewed this way in [[Teen Titans (Comic Book)|the comics]] up until ''[[Identity Crisis]]'', where he [[Took a Level
** He doesn't come across as all that harmless so long as Raven isn't around; in his introduction, he's actually winning against the Titans and usually puts up a pretty good fight until Raven talks to him and he falls apart. If she wasn't around, he'd be anything but harmless.
* In ''[[
** Like others on this list, he becomes a [[Not-So-Harmless Villain]] in an alternate future. Without Omi messing up his game, Spicer steals all the Shen Gong Wu, traps the other [[Big Bad
* The villain Killface from ''[[Frisky Dingo]]'' is a good example. He builds a machine that can destroy Earth but freaks out and tries to stop it when someone activates it. Killface also shows some love for Earth, especially its pre-Colombian pottery and literature (but not the hip-hop). Killface becomes best friends with his worst enemy (who is disguised) and refuses to kill him, even after finding out his true identity. Killface has no problem brutally killing his "employees", though. The hero, Xander Crews, actually does more evil and harmful things than Killface.
* ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'' has the completely harmless Dr. Doofenshmirtz. The closest he came to actually harming anyone was building an invention that would destroy anyone who couldn't make up their minds.
** In his defense, he's facing a [[Badass]] [[Everything's Better
** The man was once defeated by a potted plant he hung up because Perry was busy. It doesn't '''get''' any more harmless than that!
** He also once developed a device for insulting whales ([[Freudian Excuse|because, years earlier, a whale stole his girlfriend]]). Perry actually ''left'', which caused Doofenshmirtz to chase him around, demanding that his plot be foiled.
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** All of that said, "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo" shows us that without Perry to oppose him, he can be much more dangerous. (Granted, that was a unique situation, since it's implied that the citizens of Danville ''asked'' him to rule them out of fear of their own children.)
** One Episode had him cloning himself not to make it easier to take over the Tri-State Area, but so he could get errands done quicker such as standing in line.
* It's pretty hard to bring oneself to hate any of the villains in the ''[[Scooby-Doo (animation)|Scooby-Doo]]'' cartoons, because most of the time, their idea of an evil scheme was to put on a monster costume and chase a bunch of hippies and dogs around. Not to mention, nearly all the time, the motive is to "scare people away" for some reason or other, but never kill.
** There was one episode where they unmasked the villain and were all like "You're going to jail!" only for a police officer to inform them that, seeing as she was on her own property, not actually hurting or threatening anyone, and not covering up for any sort of criminal operation, she hadn't actually broken any laws and so she wasn't going to jail.
** One villain in
** This has been [[Averted Trope|averted]] in ''[[Scooby
** On the original series, they weren't out to hurt anybody; almost every one of them was involved in some kind of ludicrous real estate scheme where they really, really wanted to have the rights to some particular land/house, and thought the best way to do that was to put on a monster costume.
* Grizzle from ''[[Care Bears|Adventures in Care-a-Lot]]'' is rarely seen as a real threat by the Care Bears, and usually just considered a nuisance or misguided.
* ''[[Codename: Kids Next Door]]'' has the Toiletnator. He is as threatening as he sounds. [[Double Subversion]] when he actually becomes competent in one episode - but destroys his own side with his stupidity.
** There have actually been several episodes that show that he isn't so harmless, it's just that he really isn't that evil.
* ''[[South Park
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* "The Villain Nobody Took Seriously" on ''[[The Secret Show]],'' who was able to rule the world precisely because nobody took him seriously. He was just a clown living in an abandoned circus tent, talking about all the things he would do once he ruled the world...and then managed to get elected World Leader by changing his name to "Mark X Here", making confused voters cast their votes for him.
* [[Looney Tunes|Elmer Fudd]], who was so ineffectual that [[Bugs Bunny]] [[Designated Hero|sometimes came off as a bully when beating him]]. Because of this, Yosemite Sam was introduced as a [[Knight of Cerebus|more threatening and less sympathetic foe]]. Though [[Jerkass|less sympathetic]], Sam wasn't that much more threatening after a [[Villain Decay|few cartoons]]. Following this, Marvin the Martian was created, who, despite having super advanced planet obliterating technology at his will, was only ''slightly'' more formidable.
* ''[[League of Super Evil]].'' They not only [[Poke the Poodle]] figuratively, they might do so literally, claiming it to be a villainous deed. Which, considering that their previous plots include Voltar using a giant mech so he could play in a dunk contest, rigging a pet show to win, and selling Turnip-ade under the guise of lemonade, might be a step up for them.
* Waspinator from the ''[[
** With the exception of [[Adaptational Badass|his counterpart]] in the ''[[Transformers Animated]]'' series, who was portrayed as deadly, powerful, vengeful, psychotic, and even a little scary - all things his ''[[
* ''[[Strawberry Shortcake]]'''s [[
** In all fairness, you shouldn't underestimate the potential of a [https://web.archive.org/web/20120923174943/http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html Gazebo].
* The Copper Cranium in ''[[The Fairly
* In one episode of ''[[The Legend of Zelda (
* Played with in ''[[
* Lucius Heinous VII on ''[[Jimmy Two-Shoes]]'' is pretty much an incompetent version of [[Satan]]. Though, while he's largely ineffective, the fact that he keeps people like [[Enfante Terrible|Heloise]] and [[Drill Sergeant Nasty|Molotov]] under his thumb is probably a sign that he's doing something right.
* The Shredder in the ''[[
* Finn, Ratso and Chow in ''[[
** Mostly because they were just as bad at being good as they were at being bad.
* ''[[He-Man and
** [[Word of God]] is that the writers felt sorry for him, so they started writing stories where he'd team-up with He-Man against some outside threat, just so he could win occasionally and not look like a complete tool all the time.
** Subverted in the 2000-era re-imagining. While Skeletor's still a [[Card-Carrying Villain]] [[Surrounded
* Mister Smarty Smarts of ''[[Spliced]]'', though there have been a few times that he has been a genuine threat to the other inhabitants of the Island.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwAKQ9hGLuY Harley Quinn] of ''[[Batman: The
** Subverted in ''Mad Love'' where Batman actually admits that Harley Quinn was closer to killing him than the Joker ever was. Considering that this is the Joker, that says a lot!
* [[Jerkass Woobie|The Ice King]] in ''[[
* In ''[[Word Girl]]'', pretty much all of the villains qualify...but ''especially'' Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy. I mean, just look at his name!
** At least Chuck was always thiiiis close to possibly killing her, but, of course, not doing so. The Amazing Rope Guy, despite his name, can't even use the rope to his advantage. He even TIES HIMSELF UP when he was trying to get Wordgirl. That's just lame.
* Plankton from ''[[
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** The E.V.I.L organization, which stands for [[Fun
* The Urpneys of ''[[The Dreamstone]]''. It takes a rather incompetant bunch of mooks to make a [[Sugar Bowl]] world like The Land Of Dreams come off as unneccessarily rough on them. Even the times they [[Not-So-Harmless Villain|do actually prove formidable]], they are [[Contrived Coincidence|constant victims of circumstance]], fate always unraveling their schemes in [[The Fool|the heroes' favor]].
* The ''[[My Little Pony:
** {{spoiler|Of course, Spike ''does'' become a [[Not-So-Harmless Villain]] during [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
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