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== The fakes in Snow Mountain Syndrome did not reflect who the dweller desired most, but rather the ones they feared the most ==

* Then Jaruhi finds Jyon very mysterious which gives her an uncertainty and fear of him.

* Itsuki and Yuki wonder if Kyon's hiding something from them and maybe suspect that Kyon might be using Haruhi for his own nefarious purpose.

* You know why Mikuru would fear Haruhi.

 

Haruhi developed an interest in mecha anime, conspiracy theories, esoteric mysticism, and psychology, and decided to create a universe based on them to entertain herself for a while. unfortunately, things went horribly wrong, and she decided to scrap that universe and create a somewhat nicer, more normal one to apologize to the people she made suffer, and surrounding herself with people she knew in that life: Rei as guess fucking who, Kaworu as Itsuki, Misato as Tsuruya, and of course, [[Those Two Guys]] as [[Those Two Guys|those two other guys]]. Meanwhile, [[Butt Monkey|Shinji]] is [[The Chew Toy|Mikuru]] and Gendo is Kyon (Gendo even looks like a grown-up battered-down Kyon), partly to punish them, but also to ensure Gendo/Kyon can use his bastardry to indirectly play God if need be. She's mostly happy now, but occasionally, her dreams are haunted by strange, destructive, incomprehensible giants wreaking havoc on the works of man...

* Perhaps Haruhi is Shinji (aka, Haruhi is God, Shinji [[End of the World Special|becomes God]], and here on TV Tropes we refer to [[Shinji and Warhammer40K|Shinji as the God-Emperor of Mankind]]) with Asuka's personality, and Mikuru is Asuka with Shinji's personality? Or Mikuru is Asuka's REAL personality unraveled from the Narcissistic Jerkass facade by the [[Mind Rape]] (''[[Nobody Dies]]'' indicates that if Asuka haven't lost her mother, she would be a lot [[The Woobie|nicer]].)

* The narration of the stories is ONE of a near-infinite number of possible ways these gaps COULD have been filled.

* In effect, the Narrator of the stories is NOT Kyon, but is in fact Haruhi Suzumiya's imagination, passively imagining exactly what goes on when she is not present.

* This alternative explanation is imagined such that it cannot be proved or disproved based on what Haruhi Suzumiya knows.

To sum up,

 

== The entire Haruhi-verse is nothing but a game ==

 

== Haruhi is TV Tropes. ==

* This means that ''[[Kyon: Big Damn Hero]]'' is a crossover between Haruhi and itself. That's not actually any more confusing than a crossover involving TV Tropes, so I guess it doesn't matter much.

 

 

== The entire series is an ''Adventures of Mikuru Asahina'' [[Self-Insert Fic]]. Haruhi is an original-character [[Mary Sue]]. ==

 

== The members of the SOS Brigade are overestimating the amount of danger Haruhi really represents if she discovers what she is. ==

* So I guess Asakura is Vista, because she's complicated and occasionally glitches, Nagato is a Mac that's quiet and reliable. Dunno why Emiri would be a Linux, but I'll say she is to fit the theme.

** Emiri is Linux, because she's quiet, calm and controlled and has never glitched before.

 

== The Integrated Thought Entity will be destroyed ==

It will last for either eight episodes or until August 31st.

* This is exactly the conclusion I came to.

 

== The Endless Eight arc is Kadokawa's attempt at [[Springtime for Hitler]]. ==

 

The original first season didn't encompass every story within its chronological period; it still left Bamboo Leaf Rhapsody, Endless Eight, and The Sigh Of H.S. These three are now almost certainly making up the entirety of the second season. As such, season 2 will entirely fill the chronological gaps of season 1, and season 3 will be a complete blank slate. The more optimistic bit: In the two and a half years, [[Kyo Ani]] have been making a real season 3, entirely fresh and without time-padding repeats, and this will be shown later in the year.

 

== There never was an endless recursion of time. ==

*** Seven of the novels were published before the anime came about, before it was this apparent cash cow.

== Mikuru is actually [[Azumanga Daioh|Chiyo-chan]] [[She's All Grown Up|All Grown Up]]. ==

 

== There is no coherent meaning in Haruhi whatsoever. The real reason why there are possible infinite Wild Mass Guesses about [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] is because of its heavily archetypal memetic nature ==

 

Of course, this theory has almost no impact on anything whatsoever, I just noticed it and didn't think any conclusion was outright stated. Another possibility is that Real!Yuki made the school a co-ed, so that Kyon would actually be able to find both Haruhi and Itsuki fast enough to beat the key's time limit.

 

== ''The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina'' as told in the series was actually narrated by an [[Unreliable Narrator]] ==

The film was in fact highly successful, with a coherent dramatic plot, a [[Crowning Music of Awesome]], and special effects so realistic.

 

Oh, sorry, I'm in the wrong room.

* Agree! Where am I, anyway?

== Kyon and Haruhi are a 100% perfect [[Odd Couple]] ==

Kyon is serious, ordinary, wishes for everything to stay as it is, and secretly believes in aliens, time travellers, psychics and ghosts. Haruhi, on the other hand, is [[Genki Girl|Genki]], eccentric, wishes for everything to be unusual and fantastic, and secretly knows all that stuff she believes in doesn't exist. And, if the theory above is true, then Kyon is the God of Ordinarity, while Haruhi is the Goddess of Weirdness.