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Let's say somebody is talking about something you have no interest in. Now, you could say, "yeah, [[Whatever]]", but that lacks a certain ... flair. Fortunately, there is a better alternative:
{{quote|<poem>'''Step 1:''' Pronounce the phrase, "What has two thumbs and doesn't care?"
'''Step 2:''' Hold up both hands at chest level, fingers curled and thumbs out, with the thumbs pointing toward yourself.
'''Step 3:''' ''([[Don't Explain the Joke|optional]])'' "This guy!"</poem>}}▼
Naturally, the expression may be easily modified to express other things.▼
▲'''Step 3:''' ''([[Don't Explain the Joke|optional]])'' "This guy!"
▲Naturally, the expression may be easily modified to express other things.
{{examples}}
== [[Advertising]] ==
* A Travelocity commercial had the [[Positive Discrimination|virtuous-yet-put-upon female worker forced into a plane trip with the boorish male co-worker]], who at one point is seen doing the "this guy" move, though the entire joke isn't portrayed.
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* In [[Insomnia]]: "Who has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?"
* In ''[[The Limey]]'', Nicky Katt's character tells the "loves blowjobs" variety.
* In Maui's song "You're Welcome", from Disney's ''[[Moana]]'':
{{quote|''What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky
''When you were waddling yea high?
''This guy!''}}
== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* Bob Kelso from ''[[Scrubs]]'' has employed this a number of times.
* Once used mockingly by Jim in ''[[The Office]]'' after being noticeably irritated by Todd Packer's use of this.
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* ''[[That '70s Show]]'': In the first episode of season 2, "Garage Sale", Hyde bakes a batch of ''special'' brownies, prompting Kelso to say "You know what's got two thumbs and really likes brownies?" (''points thumbs at himself'') ''This guy''!"
* ''[[30 Rock]]'': "Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!"
* A ''[[Castle]]'' outtake involved Nathan Fillion ad-libbing the following:
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* Variation on the June 16, 2010, episode of ''[[The Daily Show]]'': "Who has four fingers and resigned in disgrace? [[Richard Nixon|This Guy]].".
* Trina and then Andre in ''[[Victorious]]'' did this in the episode "The Birthweek Song".
* A [[Catch Phrase]] of Jackson's on [[Hannah Montana]].
== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==
* In the March 13th 2012 [[Dilbert]] strip, Dilbert reads about the possibilities of there being billions of versions of the earth in millions of universes and wonders "..if there's a version of me out there who loves his job.". In the next panel labeled ''Meanwhile on XPQ-75...'' a three armed woman approaches a three armed Dilbert.
{{quote|
'''3 Armed Dilbert''': This guy! }}
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== [[Stand Up Comedy]] ==
* One Stephen Lynch routine parodies the old days of vaudeville, with David Josefsberg.
{{quote|
'''Stephen:''' Yes David...
'''David:''' Who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
'''Stephen:''' I don't know David, who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
'''David:''' This guy! }}
== [[Video Games]] ==
* [[Kid Icarus: Uprising]] has one.
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== [[Web Comics]] ==
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* In ''[[Tweep]]'', Lily is [http://tweep.com/comic/?date=06-03-09 full of awesome].
* In ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'', The Abs Man attempts this [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p37 but fails due to him omitting too much of the setup line].
{{quote|
"You're a tool shed. What does that have to do with the girl?"
"[[Incredibly Lame Pun|It is where all the hoes are at]]." }}
* [http://www.explosm.net/comics/2255/ This] ''[[Cyanide
== [[Web Original]] ==
* The Literal Video Version of "Billie Jean" has ''Who has two thumbs and likes BJ?/ Me!/ I like Billie Jean!/ (That's what I thought BJ means!)''.
* After announcing himself the winner of a contest he created, Josh Ramsay of Marianas Trench then declared, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H70x96msjsY "Hey, what has two thumbs and just won the contest? This guy!"
== [[Western Animation]] ==
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