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* When Cybil Shepherd addressed the 1993 gay rights March on Washington, she opened her speech by recounting how her father asked her, "Why are you addressing the rally? You're straight!" Gotta make sure to get that in the first paragraph, don't you know.
* From an actual magazine cover: ''"[[Justin Bieber]]! He's young! He's a star! And he just loooooooooooves girls!"'' Glad we cleared ''that'' up...
** From an official Justin Bieber bio book: "GIRLS GIRLS ''GIRLS'' '''[https://web.archive.org/web/20111012233806/http://tcforums.com/public/temp/bieberisnotgay.jpg GIRLS]'''"<ref>[[Father Ted|DRINK! FECK!]]</ref>
** This is not necessarily to emphasise his heterosexuality. The real reason Bieber is so popular among prepubescent girls is because he is a poster-boy for [[G-Rated Sex]].
* Christian Weston Chandler has a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0TmphLDsQ&feature=related bit] of a problem with this.