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'''Steve:''' What's wrong with this?
'''Danny:''' You're going to leave this, you’re not going to do something about this?
'''Steve:''' It's OK. }}
'''Danny:''' It's OK? I know you have been trained to endure torture... but this, this is unbearable! This is not right. Songs this bad make stable people wanna kill other people! You understand?<br />''(Danny turns it off; Steve looks at Danny with the most hilarious facial expression)''<br />'''Steve:''' I think it's kinda catchy. ''(turns it back on)''<br />'''Danny:''' ''(twitchs)''
''(Danny turns it off; Steve looks at Danny with the most hilarious facial expression)''
'''Steve:''' I think it's kinda catchy. ''(turns it back on)''
'''Danny:''' ''(twitches)''}}
* In the Pilot, Danny is ranting at Steve about getting him shot:
{{quote|'''Danny''' When you get somebody shot, you apologise!
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'''Danny:''' Birthdays, or friggen President's Day!
'''Steve:''' I am sorry,; OK? I said I am sorry, I am sincerely sorry, that is what I have been trying to tell you last year. When this conversation started.
'''Danny:''' Your apology is noted. AcceptenceAcceptance is pending. }}
* Danny mocks the idea that spirits are going to punish him for entering a sacred area. [[Gilligan Cut]] to a huge rock smashed through the windshield of the Camaro, and Steve with an "I told you so" expression.
* Steve rides a motorbike up a flight of steps to crash into a gang's club:
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{{quote|'''Danny:''' Please don’t do that.
'''Steve:''' What?
'''Danny:''' Please don’t put both hands on the wheel. Every time you do that something terrible happens, and I have to pray. Wait, wait. ''(puts on seatbeltseat belt)'' Okay. ''(Steve drives through a gate)'' }}
* Danny is trying to be sympathetic towards a criminal to convince him to let go of his hostage:
{{quote|'''Steve:''' What are you doing?
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'''Danny:''' Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict? }}
* And again...
{{quote|'''Danny:''' Okay, let’s say I am you, and you are the bad guy here. I would know that all the ways onto the ship are visablevisible somehow. So, how would you outsmart yourself and get yourself onto that ship without yourself seeing yourself?
'''Steve:''' okay, was that an actual question, or were you just throwing words together and hoping they made sense? }}
* A last one for the roed...