Hawaii Five-0/Funny
- The lift scene from "Ohana".
- "Ma Ke Kahakai": Five-0's investigation leads them to Masaharu Morimoto's restaurant... and Morimoto himself is there, SINGING KARAOKE.
- Masi Oka's character meets Greg Grunberg's:
Max: Don't I know you from somewhere? |
- Anything involving McGarrett and Danny.
- In "Ike Maka", Chin Ho uses a Benelli M1 to knock on the window of a muscle bait car used to take down a couple of carjackers.
Chin Ho: License and registration, please. |
- Danny to Steve: "Why do you do that? You're like a devourer of dreams. You eat them, like a little Pac-Man in cargo pants!"
- The whole "Sexy Eyes" conversation:
("Sexy Eyes" comes on the radio) |
- In the Pilot, Danny is ranting at Steve about getting him shot:
Danny When you get somebody shot, you apologise! |
- Danny mocks the idea that spirits are going to punish him for entering a sacred area. Gilligan Cut to a huge rock smashed through the windshield of the Camaro, and Steve with an "I told you so" expression.
- Steve rides a motorbike up a flight of steps to crash into a gang's club:
Danny: I have a number of a therapist to give you ok? Walk up steps like a human.
Danny: You need help. I will pay for it. |
- About Steve's Drives Like Crazy tendencies:
Danny: Please don’t do that. |
- Danny is trying to be sympathetic towards a criminal to convince him to let go of his hostage:
Steve: What are you doing? |
- Danny is complaining about having to ride a horse to get to the bad guy's place because an ATV would be too loud:
Steve: But let me tell you something Danny, your whining, is probably louder than an ATV--
Steve: Would you like to steer? |
- Bittering again:
Steve: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food? |
- And again...
Danny: Okay, let’s say I am you, and you are the bad guy here. I would know that all the ways onto the ship are visible somehow. So, how would you outsmart yourself and get yourself onto that ship without yourself seeing yourself? |
- A last one for the roed...
Danny: First you have to seek to understand before you can be enlightened. |
- Kamekona and Sang Min go undercover. Hilarity Ensues.