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''[[Help me! Doctor Hazama!]]'' is a ''[[BlazBlue]]'' parody web series made by Daggertail100 and starring everyone's favorite troll, Hazama/Yuuki Terumi.

In an [[Alternate Universe]] taking place after the events of ''Continuum Shift'', Hazama has decided to leave the NOL in favor of becoming a doctor in Litchi Faye-Ling's clinic. He even has a certified Phd and MD. (He can even birth babies! Though...not like ''that''.)

Of course, this is ''Hazama'' we're talking about, so a lot of trolling is present. Joining him are his superior and employer, Litchi, his part time assistants Taokaka and Noel Vermillion, and the rest of the Blazblue cast.

The series is done the [[Super-Deformed]] style of the games' ''Teach me! Miss Litchi!'' and ''Help me! Professor Kokonoe!'' segments. The series can be found [http://www.youtube.com/user/Daggertail100 here].

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* [[Ax Crazy]]: Nu, but she's actually ''less'' insane than in the games. For one thing, she's actually willing to let Litchi off with a warning rather than butcher her outright.
* [[Accidental Innuendo]]: "The F-ing Word of the Day with Jin Kisaragi".
* [[Body Horror]]: After Hazama {{spoiler|tricks Tager into..."performing experiments" with Arakune (who was disguised as Kokonoe)}}, there is apparently a sentient "growth" growing in the infirmary.
* [[Bratty Half-Pint]]: Carl.
* [[Butt Monkey]]: '''Noel'''. Also Ragna, to a lesser extent.
* [[Cute and Psycho]]: Nu, of course.
* [[Gargle Blaster]]: The scorpion bowls in "Bowl.MOV". Then again, Jubei ''did'' eat over five of the things.
* [[Homage]]: The [[Blazen|Troll Booth]] returns!
* [[I Lied]]: Hazama says this at the end of episode 1, in regard to how he said becoming a doctor was his way of turning good at the beginning. Of course, no one is surprised by this.
* [[Large Ham]]: Tager, when talking about his love of '''MAGNETISM'''.
* [[Loveable Sex Maniac]]: '''Arakune'''.
* [[Noodle Incident]]: Hazama apparently did ''something'' to Jubei. We don't really know what, but it involved a Texan stallion and a switchbox.
* [[Only Sane Man]]: Litchi, Ragna, Blue Ikaruga Ninja, and Relius.
* [[Real Men Wear Pink]]: {{spoiler|Both Hazama and Hakuman are [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|bronies]]. And Hazama's favorite pony? ''Fluttershy''!}}
* [[Surprise Creepy]]: '''LIAR!!'''
* [[Take That]]: Hazama once went to Texas to troll a [[True Capitalist|certain radio show]].
* [[Troll]]: Go on, ''guess''.
** Relius also gets in on the action in episode 6.
* [[You Do NOT Want to Know]]: Tsubaki says this when Hazama expresses confusion as to how one breaks another's uvula.

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