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** Madelaine Shirohara goes into one of these as well after she is forced to kill her childhood friend Nanami Nishida following Nishida turning on her and her other friends.

* Vatsy, from the dark-humor webstory ''[[Vatsy and Bruno]]'', suffers one of these shortly after receiving the following rejection letter:

{{quote| To whom it may concern: We do not regret to inform you that this submission is unusable, unintelligent and frequently illegible. We do not regret that your mental seepage, poured in such an ungainly fashion on your half-cent-per-thousand-sheet paper, will not be gracing this or any future publication of the Writer's Guild World Newsletter. We do not regret that you will - most probably - die alone, penniless, unloved and foul-smelling. We do, however, regret that we were exposed - even through this protective screen of incomprehensibility - to this most unspeakable body of work. We regret that our sanity and our lives can never be whole again after even a brief perusal of your first page. We regret that the stink of hideous purple prose and suspiciously fecal ink will forever saturate our desk space. Most of all, we regret that you had slithered, like a diseased rat infiltrating an unsuspecting granary, into this world on whatever dark day you were born (from the art inherent in your prose, we would estimate about a year ago.) If we ever see the name 'Vatsy' - or that name spelled differently, or any name with a superficial resemblance, or anything that even reminds us of you - on any volume, essay, poem, or bill that ever crosses our threshold, we will ensure that you will not survive the night that follows. Wishing you well, The Writer's Guild}}

{{quote|To whom it may concern: We do not regret to inform you that this submission is unusable, unintelligent and frequently illegible. We do not regret that your mental seepage, poured in such an ungainly fashion on your half-cent-per-thousand-sheet paper, will not be gracing this or any future publication of the Writer's Guild World Newsletter. We do not regret that you will - most probably - die alone, penniless, unloved and foul-smelling. We do, however, regret that we were exposed - even through this protective screen of incomprehensibility - to this most unspeakable body of work. We regret that our sanity and our lives can never be whole again after even a brief perusal of your first page. We regret that the stink of hideous purple prose and suspiciously fecal ink will forever saturate our desk space. Most of all, we regret that you had slithered, like a diseased rat infiltrating an unsuspecting granary, into this world on whatever dark day you were born (from the art inherent in your prose, we would estimate about a year ago.) If we ever see the name 'Vatsy' - or that name spelled differently, or any name with a superficial resemblance, or anything that even reminds us of you - on any volume, essay, poem, or bill that ever crosses our threshold, we will ensure that you will not survive the night that follows. Wishing you well, The Writer's Guild}}

* ''[[Sapphire]]'': {{spoiler|When Boris kills Ivanka. He even tries to shoot himself, but backs down before pulling the trigger.}}

* ''[[Shadow of the Templar]]'': Jeremy gets one after {{spoiler|shooting and killing someone for the first time. It doesn't help that it was a head shot, meaning the guys brains exploded everywhere.}}

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** Earlier, [[Blaz Blue|Haku]][[The Stoic|men]] had one when the Group [[Journey to the Center of the Mind|went into]] [[Cute Ghost Girl|Rota]][[Journey to the Center of the Mind|'s mind]] to unlock her missing memories. [[Rape as Drama|When he saw Rota being brutally subdued by her kidnapper]], Hakumen had a flashback to [[My Greatest Failure|his own greatest failure]] and broke down.

*** And earlier on in a more comedic example: when Hakumen saw an [[Alternate Universe|Other of himself]] [[Foe Yay|making out with an Other of his archenemy Terumi]], he loses all self-control and degenerates into spouting [[Angrish]] before dropping an [[Atomic F-Bomb|Atomic Goddammit Bomb]].

{{quote| ''"Gh.... ghh... Yuh... Buh...'' '''''GODDAMMIT! GRRRRRARRRRGHHH!"'''''}}

{{quote|''"Gh.... ghh... Yuh... Buh...'' '''''GODDAMMIT! GRRRRRARRRRGHHH!"'''''}}

* Derek the Bard suffers several during [[Warning! Readers' Advisory]]:

** At the beginning of the Crooked Little Vein review. Twice.

** His ''subconscious'' suffers one in episode 20.

** Minor one in episode 22, after the {{spoiler|vampire tentacle bukkake scene in Necroscope}}, combined with [[I Need a Freaking Drink]].

** During the climax of SF Shinseiki Lensman, again combined with [[I Need a Freaking Drink]].

* [[Obscurus Lupa]], while reviewing the ''[[American Ninja]]'' movies, noticed they were getting progressively worse, and ended up sobbing near the end of the fourth movie.

* [[Luke Mochrie and The Inners]] attempted to go through a review of ''Skyline'': while Phillip the Inner Pessimist took it all in stride, Ringo the Inner Optimist progressively shut down, up until:

{{quote| "The movie's awful, ok? That's right! The optimist can hate! THE OPTIMIST CAN HATE!" }}

{{quote|"The movie's awful, ok? That's right! The optimist can hate! THE OPTIMIST CAN HATE!" }}

* Rowdy C of [[TV Trash]] went through this after watching ''[[Heil Honey I'm Home!|Heil Honey I'm Home]]''. He got better at the beginning of the next season.

* [[The Fan Fiction Critic]] went on a drinking binge when she couldn't review any more fan fics after having to review her own fics.