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 * ''[[The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!]]'': The Pirate Captain's name is indeed Pirate Captain, as we see when he signs his name as such on an entry form.
 ** Lampshaded when he meets [[Queen Victoria]].
-{{quote| Victoria: What's your name, Pirate Captain?<br />
+{{quote|Victoria: What's your name, Pirate Captain?
 Pirate Captain: There are some who call me... Pirate Captain. }}
 * '''[[SpongeBob SquarePants| Good Ol' Whatshisname]]''': There's a character named Mr. Whatsittoya that Squidward thought it was false-name until...
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 ** Though in ''Goldmember'' it's shown it started as his rank in the school grades, so it might be [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"]].
 * In ''[[Spaceballs]]'', there is an extended joke based on this ( [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Spaceballs from Wikiquote]:)
-{{quote| '''Dark Helmet:''' [to Sandurz] Who is he?<br />
+{{quote|'''Dark Helmet:''' [to Sandurz] Who is he?
-'''Colonel Sandurz:''' He's an Asshole, sir.<br />
+'''Colonel Sandurz:''' He's an Asshole, sir.
-'''Dark Helmet:''' I know that! What's his name?<br />
+'''Dark Helmet:''' I know that! What's his name?
-'''Colonel Sandurz:''' That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.<br />
+'''Colonel Sandurz:''' That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
-'''Dark Helmet:''' ... And his cousin?<br />
+'''Dark Helmet:''' ... And his cousin?
-'''Colonel Sandurz:''' He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.<br />
+'''Colonel Sandurz:''' He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
-'''Dark Helmet:''' How many Assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?<br />
+'''Dark Helmet:''' How many Assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
-''[The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.]''<br />
+''[The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.]''
-'''Entire Bridge Crew:''' Yo!<br />
+'''Entire Bridge Crew:''' Yo!
 '''Dark Helmet:''' I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes... [Closes helmet] Keep firing, Assholes! }}
 * The protagonist of [[Machete]] is known by everyone simply as 'Machete'. His real name is... Machete Cortez.
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 == Radio ==
 * ''[[Bob and Ray]]'''s sketch where Bob interviews Mr. G.L. Hummerbeck who is [https://www.box.net/shared/jfgl0ecfmp running as a write in candidate for President Of The United States.]
-{{quote| '''Hummerbeck:''' "It's not "Mister" G.L. Hummerbeck, it's "The Right Honorable" G.L. Hummerbeck."<br />
+{{quote|'''Hummerbeck:''' "It's not "Mister" G.L. Hummerbeck, it's "The Right Honorable" G.L. Hummerbeck."
-'''Bob:''' "Oh, you're assuming the full title of presidency already."<br />
+'''Bob:''' "Oh, you're assuming the full title of presidency already."
-'''Hummerbeck:''' "No, no, that's my first name. "Right Honorable."...I'm part Winabago Indian, and when a child is born they give it a name after the first thing it sees right after it is born. And in my case it was the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, the Right Honorable Charles Evans Hughes."<br />
+'''Hummerbeck:''' "No, no, that's my first name. "Right Honorable."...I'm part Winabago Indian, and when a child is born they give it a name after the first thing it sees right after it is born. And in my case it was the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, the Right Honorable Charles Evans Hughes."
-'''Bob:''' "That's a very interesting story."<br />
+'''Bob:''' "That's a very interesting story."
 '''Hummelbeck:''' "I think it'd be a more interesting story if I knew what the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court was doing on the reservation in our tent on the day I was born, but nobody seems to remember that." }}