Hogan's Heroes/Funny: Difference between revisions

* In a show that I have yet to find an episode I haven't enjoyed, "The Top Secret Top Coat" stands out as superlative! Especially for Klink.

* Klink tells Hogan that a very important visitor is coming to Stalag 13.

'''Hogan:''' How about fruitcake? }}

* A small but hilarious one: Schultz follows Hogan as he sneaks out of camp and yells at him: "Even '''you''' are not supposed to leave the camp!"

* In 'Hogan's Hofbrau' the look on Schultz's face when he comes into the Hofbrau and Carter, Newkirk and LeBeau all wave at him and Hogan (wearing a German officer's uniform) greets him with a casual, cheery. "Hi Schultz!"

** "I'll eat outide." "Why outside?" "Outside is easier to see NUSSINK!"

* Hogan tries to convince Klink that if he lets Burkhalter/Hochstetter use Stalag 13 as a storage facility he may as well rename it 'Klink's Gas Station.' Klink scoffs at this but as soon as Hogan leaves the room he accidentally answers the phone with "Klink's Gas Station! *beat* I mean Stalag 13!"

* Hogan has gotten Klink into a situation where he is completely screwed unless a train carrying the person who's going to get him court-martialed or sent to the Russian front blows up.

'''Hogan:''' [[Clap Your Hands If You Believe|Only if you believe]].<br />

'''Klink:''' I believe. I believe! *beat* Oh Hogan this is ridiculous!<br />

* Klink is calling Burkhalter a nasty old tub of lard and then turns around to find Burkhalter behind him. Burkhalter then cancels his leave and says "I really am a nasty old tub of lard."

* After Hogan fakes an explosion using a smoke bomb:

'''Schultz:''' What motor? }}

* After Schultz has just gotten Klink into a lot of trouble:

'''Klink:''' Strike you? No. Shoot you, yes! }}

* An escape artist tells Carter that he can escape from any locked trunk. Later after he escapes from camp against orders, the men think he has taken Carter with him and start talking about how they're going to find Carter. Then Hogan says "I know where Carter is. He's in my footlocker. You're in my footlocker, aren't you Carter?" "Yes sir."

* Hogan, in a seemingly impossible situation: "I'm up the creek. I don't have a paddle. I don't have a boat. I don't even have a creek!"

* Schultz says something Klink doesn't like:

'''Schultz:''' But you spoke to me Herr Kommandant! }}

* While trying to break into Klink's safe the phone rings:

'''Carter:''' I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. *beat* So what if you haven't told me who you're calling yet? No matter who you're calling it's still the wrong number because I don't even have a phone! }}

** Hogan hangs up the phone. It rings and Carter answers it again.

*** Hogan makes him hang up again. As they leave it rings again and they have to drag Carter out to keep him from answering again.

* Klink is trying to downplay the severity of an Allied bombing:

'''Colonel Klink:''' Schultz! }}