View source for Home Alone/Headscratchers

{{work}}
* Why do all of the movies take place around Christmastime? Isn't that redundant?
** Not redundant, thematic. It was also so that the movies can be released around Christmas as actual holiday-themed movies.
* In Home Alone 2, Harry clearly states that he has a gun on him. After Kevin takes a picture of them robbing the toy store, gets on his uncle's roof and starts chucking bricks, why doesn't Harry just shoot him, enter the building somehow, and get the camera himself?
** I imagine it's because you shouldn't be fooled by the "One's Stupid, One's Smart" duo thing going on there - the Wet Bandits are both stupid; Marv's just stupider. That's my take, anyway. Alternatively, Harry might not have wanted to attract attention from firing a gun on the streets, and if I recall correctly, when he does pull out his gun, it had no silencer. And he was at the edge of his patience. I'm sure if Harry might've gotten a few of those bricks, though, it might have changed.
*** He was in New York. A gunshot wouldn't attract attention.
**** New York is not Somalia.
** If he shot at Kevin from the street, it might have attracted attention and made it harder to get away unnoticed by the time he got inside, got the camera, and got out. He didn't have the gun immediately handy when Kevin first appeared at the toy store; he mostly took chase with the intent of shooting him.
** It might also be a question of morals. Remember: Harry and Marv are first and foremost thieves. Their method of choice is usually to break into peoples' houses while they're not there, which effectively minimizes the risk of anyone getting hurt. So, sure, threatening Kevin, why not? But actually killing him? That's on a whole [[Moral Event Horizon|different scale of evil.]] 
*** Exactly. As we all know, [[Even Evil Has Standards]]
*** But they seemed quite willing to kill him at the end of the first movie. True, their time in prison might have given them a chance to cool off, but then why did they go after him in the second film even before he ruined their heist? What were they planning to do, give him a wedgie and let him go?
*** They wanted to capture him alive and kill him, not just shoot him.
** In any case, just because Harry had a gun doesn't mean he was any proficient at using it.
*** Or ''willing'' to use it. Just because you can hold a weapon in your hand doesn't mean you're cold blooded enough to shoot a 9 year old between the eyes.
** He would have to have been a pretty decent shot to produce, aim and fire the weapon at a small, distant and moving target in the dark before Kevin ducks. Even if he managed it, there's still the matter of him being in a highly populated area and the shot would have attracted attention. Finally, they're on foot and won't be able to get very far before the police start searching the area for the crack-shot who just executed a nine year old. Remember the first movie - Marv is stupid enough to leave a trail of evidence everywhere he goes, Harry less so.
* What kind of asshole buys themselves a 1st class airline ticket and then sticks their kids back in Coach?
** This troper's parents. Joking aside, Coach isn't a big deal for kids, who don't need the extra legroom and don't get the free booze. As long as they behave themselves it makes perfect sense.
*** Assuming your kids ARE the sort to behave themselves....
*** The parents in this movie did seem like pretty big jerks. When the mom actually asks "Should we feel guilty being in 1st class while our kids are in coach" the dad very bluntly says, "Nah."
** Are you kidding? The kids are probably ''thrilled'' they don't have to sit with their stupid, boring parents.
** This is more film logistics than anything else. Having the parents in first class limited the number of people they'd have to show (kids working hours, perhaps?) For all we know, they got first class upgrades due to the sheer amount of traveling they were doing.
* Why are the twin towers edited out of the New York skyline in TV reruns of ''Home Alone 2''? Is it ''still'' [[Too Soon]]? Why, when it's very obvious that Kevin is running around in a pre-Guliani New York? (Proof: The rows and rows of street vendors--now you have to have a permit from the City.)
** As I recall, Kevin's entire tour of New York City is cut, presumably for time constraints.
*** Haven't seen it in years, but I'm pretty sure I remember Kevin standing on top of one of the towers, looking through one of those tourist binocular things, so it was probably cut because of that.
**** This troper just watched this movie on TV and as of this edit(September 2010) the scene with the Twin Towers was left intact.
***** Might be different here in the UK - But it was on last weekend - 04/06/11 - And the Twin Towers and Kevin's entire tour around New York was still in there.
**** As of December 24, 2011, the rerun did show the scene of Kevin on the Twin Towers, too.
* The McCallisters are rich. Presumably, they are insured. Is all that trouble really necessary to protect their material goods?
** No, but Kevin doesn't know that. And insured or not, having your house broken into and looted is a MASSIVE inconvenience. Given the choice between driving off a burglar and letting him take your stuff and wreck your house, most people choose to drive off the burglar.
** It's the principle of the thing. Getting spit on isn't very inconveniencing, either, but if somebody spat on you you would still go through the trouble of fighting them, right?
*** Heck no!
*** OK then, more likely, you'd probably feel like knocking them out.
* Home Alone 4. What kind of parent completely disregards the fact that their youngest is being bullied and picked on by his older siblings and acts as if it's HIS fault? Many kids who deal with this wish they were only children, but I still don't think that the line, "Well, maybe you should go to your room and think about what you do have," in regards to the boy's unhappiness should have been in a supposedly family friendly movie. His mother should really start thinking about social worker visits.
** Sadly, this is often [[Truth in Television]]. When my mom and I watched this when I was kid, I felt sorry for Kevin. She felt he was being a brat who got what he deserved. I'm an only child, but when I was little, my cousins were often around. They could verbally abuse me, take control of all the toys, and once, even hit me hard enough to leave a bruise; they never got in trouble. Whenever I fought back in any way, I did get in trouble. And then my mother wondered why she had to hear about all the years of bullying I suffered in school from some classmates of mine in the grocery store instead of her own daughter... 
*** You should have handled it the way Legendary Temple Basketball Coach John Chaney did. Wood Shop. Mallet. Bully's head. He didn't connect on #3, but traded 5 days of suspension for the bully never bothering him ever again.
** I haven't seen 3 or 4, but at least in the first movie, Kevin ''was'' being a brat who got what he deserved. I don't really blame him, since for a 9-year-old, being assigned to sleep with the bed-wetter and not getting the right kind of pizza are tragedies of the highest order. However, it's hard to blame Mom for her actions either: she sent Kevin to bed early after he started a food fight (pretty standard punishment), and when he complained about sharing a bed with Fuller, she promised to take care of it (which she did).
* In the first film, did Kevin's parents try to call him (from France) after they realised they stranded him?
** Yes. Yes they did. They even called the Chicago Police to check on Kevin, but Kevin was hiding from Old Man Marley. As for their home, a windstorm knocked over the power and phone lines. The power was able to be reset, but the phone line stayed down for a while. 
** He was hiding because he had just encountered Old Man Marley outside of his house and hid back under the bed in a panic. Keep in mind, he had just come out from hiding under the bed in the previous scene when he glimpsed the burglars. So it's perfectly logical for a 10-year-old who has just seen people trying to break into the house and then someone he believes to be a murderous old man (thanks to Buzz's story) to be scared witless and refuse to check the door.
* Why does Kevin need to sleep in a guest room, in his own house?
** Because the house is totally full with guests, and his parents decided that the uncles should have the bed while Kevin slept elsewhere, it happens.
** It also goes along with the above theory that his parents are just jerks. If you notice at the end of 2, they keep the master bedroom in the suite to themselves and make ''everyone else'' bunk in one (I think) two bed room.
** The parents get the master bedroom, the aunt and uncle sleep in another room and the kids bunk in the living room, again the kids probably saw this as the coolest thing ever as they could stay up late, watch TV, and pretty much do as they please while mom and dad snooze.
*** Also the kids ''did'' get a bedroom (that they all had to share) in the suite and the hotel even gave them extra cots. Fuller got the rather large bed to himself be cause he's a bedwetter and no one wanted to share with him.
**** What's really silly about this arrangement is that ''Fuller'' should have been given a cot, while two or three other kids shared the large, luxurious bed. After all, if he wets the bed, a cot is MUCH easier to take care of.
** This troper always gets kicked out of her bedroom when extended family comes to visit. My bedroom is much larger than the others in the house (save for my parents' room), so it only makes sense. I don't think Kevin's parents kicked him out of his room to be spiteful; it was probably just the most logical choice.
** Yeah, this troper too, when she was a kid. A grown up relative got my bed, and I got to sleep on an air-mattress on the floor somwhere. I never complained; it was the coolest thing ever, almost like a mini camping trip! 
*** When this troper's aunt got married, he also had to sleep in a guestroom while a member of the husband's family got his room. Don't ask, I didn't get why the guy couldn't have just slept in said guestroom, either.
** A better question might be were all these people complaining about the treatment of the kids ever kids themselves? They're treating some ten-year-old's dream of unsupervised free time in planes and kickass suites like their parent's abandoned them to go shoot puppies or something.
** Because adults often do that. 
** Because whenever family visits, it's an unwritten rule the person displaced are always the children. The kids always wind up being moved onto other beds or the couch. 
* Kevin knew he and his family were going on vacation, why was he acting so surprised that everyone was gone? Why didn't he put two & two together?
** When Kevin has first woken up and everyone's gone, he sees that the cars are still in the garage and (presumably unaware that they used hired transportation) concludes that they can't have gone to the airport. 
* Why would the aftershave burn Kevin's face for the iconic scream scene? There's no way he was shaving, he's eight years old. And also, why would a church be nearly empty on Christmas Eve? That's usually the only time it's full.
** Shaving with a 90's safety razor isn't hard at all, he's probably watched his dad do it hundreds of times and knows what he's "supposed" to do. He might not even have taken the guard off the razor and just have been pretending, but if the aftershave is old it can still burn his tender boy-skin. The fact that he doesn't take his hands off his face after the burn sinks in just makes it hurt worse.
*** I thought (and still do) that the scream-in-the-mirror scene doesn't make sense, and--even if it did--still wouldn't be funny.
** It's possible it was simply a choir practice (perhaps for a Christmas Day service), not the actual service.
*** It's just a rehearsal, not an actual service - Old Man Marley says that he's not welcome at the actual choir performance, so he has to see his granddaughter at practice.
** "Funny-smelling stuff you put on your fa-...COOOOOOOOOLD!" As for the church, almost everyone on Kevin's street was on vacation, and even if there were people on other streets still there, it's possible Evening Mass had ended and Midnight Mass had either not started yet or was not held at that church.
* In the first film, why wouldn't Kevin, in addition to his veritable torture chamber of a house waiting for the thieves, also call the police the moment they arrived? By the time they even got into the house the police would be on the scene. Granted, this risks some collateral damage if the police then decide to force their way in, but it would still make sense.
** Kevin was trying to tire them out. Burglars are very likely to escape capture. He wanted them to be knocked out the moment the cops arrive.
** Does he actually say that anywhere? I thought his only explanation as something along the lines of "I have to protect my home", whcih is fine and makes sense, but calling the cops would have made more sense!
** Look at it this way. He does call the police ''eventually''. Calling them right away would have messed up his "battle plan".
** As far as Kevin was concerned, he too was a criminal on the run from the law...the whole toothbrush incident and all (true, the link isn't explicitly made but, if you think about it, it does tie the toothbrush scene in a lot more tightly with the rest of the story). Also, he probably didn't want to draw the authorities' attention to the fact that he "made [his] family disappear" and is now home alone - hence why his plan involves luring the Wet Bandits into his neighbours' house and having the police catch them there.
*** I've been asking the question for years and that was actually probably the best explanation anyone has given so far, right on.
** One of the unwritten rules of fiction is that people have to do stupid things in order to advance the plot - if Kevin had just called the police, we'd have a maybe 30 minute TV special, no slapstick, and one ''dull'' movie. 
*** We ''still'' got a dull movie.
** The same reason that his family didn't call him from Paris: his house's phone, and no one else's, had been knocked out and hadn't been repaired yet. Kevin's mom has his aunt call their neighbors when they realize he's missing, but she gets their answering machines (young tropers, an "answering machine" was what we used before voicemail, and it had to be physically hooked up to a phone jack in your house, so if the phone line was down, it couldn't record anything) so their phones were working. How Kevin knew that the phones next door were working but didn't use them until after springing his booby traps, however, is pure plot convenience
* Where does Marley come from at the end of the first movie? The flooded house isn't his. It would have made more sense to have a quick cutaway to Marley, out salting the sidewalks, spotting Kevin running to the house across the street. As it's filmed, it just seems like he [[Deus Ex Machina|appears from out of nowhere]] to save Kevin.
** He just happened to see Kevin and the Wet Bandits run over there. Plain and simple. If we see a cutaway to him it would ruin the suspense. By not showing him we the viewer are led to believe that there is no hope for Kevin.

* At the beginning of the first movie, the family (which includes 15 people) orders 10 pizzas. Assuming that each has the usual 8 slices, that's 80 slices total, or about 5 slices per person. The McCallisters must be very [[Big Eater|big eaters]].
** You'd be surprised. Buzz alone could probably put away 7 or more slices.
*** [[Truth in Television]] as kids just starting and in puberty have VERY large appetites.
** They were planning to leave first thing the next morning, they probably wanted some cold slices around for breakfast.
** It's possible they simply overestimated how much people actually do eat. 
** Different people also like different toppings. Kevin requested a plain cheese pizza just for himself, but Buzz ate the whole thing - which just confirms how much he can put away.
* In the first movie, the family's inability to find a flight back home so close to Christmas forms a major part of the plot. In the second movie, however, they're somehow able to find a flight from Miami to New York at a moment's notice on Christmas Eve--with enough room for all 13 of them, no less. [[Plot Hole]], anyone?
** Probably extreme luck - but they were in ''France'' in the first movie. I imagine that probably had a lot to do with it.
** It is ''extremely'' easy to get a flight to New York. There are 3 major airports and direct flights to damn near every airport in the US, so finding a connection is cake. As for the first movie, the family did find a flight from France - they got there a whopping 90 seconds after the mother did. Her problem was that she started taking random flights like a crazy person. Scranton? Seriously?
* I don't see why the Police wouldn't have had to interview Kevin. What, did the Wet Bandits ''not'' finger this kid who was responsible for all of their inexplicable injuries?
** Possibly out of pride? "The nine year old was very mean to us, WAAAHH!" Also, if they have Kevin brought in, he's probably going to tell the cops just how close they came to actually killing him. Add attempted murder to the list of charges. And what could they possibly hope to gain from admiting what they went through? Kevin was defending his house from intruders. Theoretically he could do anything up to and including shooting them and get away with it. 
** Would they actually be able to point out that Kevin assaulted him to the police without getting convicted or even ''taken seriously'' for that matter? "Hey, this [[Jerkass]] kid assaulted us and almost killed us! I mean, we only tried to break into his house, trespassed on the property where ''he lives'', steal his stuff, intended to harm him, had stolen stuff from his neighbours' houses in the past, vandalised their property when we flooded their basement...Arrest him" Are you ''seriously'' able to do that?!? If I were a judge and got a case like that, the first words out of my mouth would be "[[Frivolous Lawsuit]]".
*** OP here - not to bring a lawsuit - but finally the police would be aware this kid was home on his own.
*** It still just sound weird. They broke onto the property that he lives, I don't see why he would be in trouble...however his parents, on the other hand mistakenly left him alone 
**** No one said anything about Kevin being in trouble - an interview is just to gather information.
**** Yeah, but the police don't know anything about Kevin being involved if the Wet Bandits don't mention it (for reasons already expressed here) and Old Man Marley keeps quiet. So far Old Man Marley hasn't felt the need to mention Kevin being home alone to the police...so what else?
* What kind of parent gets on a plane without visually, ''personally'' confirming that all his or her kids have gotten on it first?
** Meh, chalk it up to sleep deprivation and the rushing to get on the plane. They did count the kids. 
*** Notice one of the neighbours' kids was in the car and was counted by one of the relatives. 
**** The point stands. They counted the kids ''when leaving the house'', yes, but what if a kid got lost during the mad dash through the airport, or headed to the wrong gate (which actually happened in 2,) or got otherwise separated from the group? Any decent parent would have reached the boarding gate, ''stood by to watch all the kids come aboard'', and THEN get on the plane him/herself. The McAllisters even had the time to reach the counter, and cheer with the rest of the family before getting on the plane, surely they could have spared a quick glance to their children.
** [[Parental Obliviousness]]. I assumed it was just normal for parents to forget the small person if they were mad at them or were small enough to blend in. A couple times, ''I'' got left home alone when my parents went to dinner and didn't notice me. 
* The pizza guy who brings the pizza to Kevin thinks he has been shot at, so why doesn't he call the cops? (If he did, surely they would have showed up in time to stop the robbers, which would spoil the plot, but it doesn't make sense that he wouldn't.)
** i think he sold weed along his deliveries and figured he'd get in trouble too.
*** You answered your own question - it's fiction. If it will advance the plot, people ''will'' have to do stupid things. 
* Why doesn't Kevin get counseling for his ordeal? Surely the police would have notified his parents.
** The police didn't know anything about him Kevin because old Man Marley took him home before the cops got there. When Kevin called the police he pretended he was his neighbor. 
* When Kevin was in the store buying the tooth brush, he was scared away when Old Man Marley entered. This was an understandable reaction for a kid with a wild imagination, but did he need the tooth brush that bad? He could have avoided the cop chase had he just dropped the tooth brush and ran. 
** Kevin didn't think about what he was doing. He was scared and took off without thinking. If I remember correctly, after he made it outside, he looked down at the toothbrush in shock - he didn't know that he had taken it.
** Tunnel vision - he got scared, didn't notice he had it. It ahpens all the time. 
* Can we agree that no matter how much of a nuisance Kevin is, he doesn't deserve the family-wide wrath he gets in the beginning of the first film; specifically, when Uncle Frank calls him a jerk and the rest of the family glares at him in silent agreement? This troper's mom says that no matter what kind of mess any of us could made, if her brother called out her kid like that, her ire would be at the uncle, not her child, because no one talks to her child like that. Mrs. McAllister, on the other hand, is perfectly OK with her brother chewing out her kid in front of everyone, apparently.
** Fair point about the mom, but I don't remember her being in the room when the whole thing went down. As for whether he deserved the nasty looks he got, try to look at it from the family's perspective. Kevin had been annoying the crap out of ''all of them'' with his constant whining and complaining while they were all busting their butts to get ready for this big family trip. They were already irritated at life in general and Kevin in specific. Then Kevin goes and has a temper tantrum that wrecks the whole damn kitchen because his brother ate the last piece of cheese pizza before he could. We sympathize with Kevin because he's the protagonist, but from the family's perspective he was being an annoying little shit.
** Buzz didn't ''just'' eat the last slice; he ate the entire damn pie then deliberately vomited it up. Buzz should have been punished for instigating.
** We're supposed to sympathize with the protagonist of a story - making his family be assholes to him is a good way to do that.
** Plus, if you rewatch the movie without child eyes, nearly every single character is morally reprehensible. The uncle in this scene, the mother is needlessly mean in punishing Kevin, Kevin in how annoying he was being, all of his peers for not being willing to help him, whomever ordered the pizza and just ordered black olives on every single one except one knowing that there was someone in the house who only ate cheese, Buzz for taking the pizza on purpose, the pizza delivery man for hitting the statue, the police woman for not wanting to take a call about an unsafe child, the police man for visiting a house with a small child and when he doesn't answer the door says that the mother was just too dumb to know what kids she had, the woman in the store for being so snotty about his toothbrush question... it goes on. The only actually good character is Marley, and I think the homeowners association would like a word with him.
** Frank is actually Kate's brother-in-law (at the beginning, on the phone, she says something along the lines of '[Peter's] family are here and it's a mad house.').
* What's wrong with the Bird Lady in the second movie? This troper understands Kevin fearing Old Man Marley because Buzz scared him with a story, but why exactly does Kevin declare the Bird Lady "sick" upon first seeing her? She's not ugly or deformed, and she's (oddly enough for someone who spends all her time with pigeons) not covered in bird feces. What's his problem?
** He's a kid, she's some lady who has a permanent "stern face," is covered in birds. I guess he forgot the lesson he learned in the previous film so that they could repeat the "scary stranger turns out to be a kind person, whom Kevin befriends" thing.
** I don't think he "forgot" it so much as the people in question were on different levels of "weird". The only reason Kevin was scared of Marley at all was Buzz's story; aside from an occasional stare, there's nothing outwardly imposing about him, and anyone more mature or less impressionable would see him for what he is. The Pigeon Lady is a little different; she's a homeless woman in ratty clothes covered in birds. Average people probably ''would'' find her a little out there.
* In Home Alone 1, the gangster packing the Thompson [[M 1928 A 1]] in "Angels with Filthy Souls" lifted the weapon without cocking or taking the safety off. Wouldn't "[[Artistic License Gun Safety|You Fail Gun Safety Forever]]" be called in here? Surely he'd want to have to cock the thing for his own safety the rest of the time?
* I never got why Kevin was so shocked and horrified when he saw Harry for the second time, and recognized him as the cop from before. I know he's young, but did he think that policemen ''always'' wear their uniforms and exclusively drive squad cars? He might have just been off duty.
** Off duty cops are unlikely to be driving around in a work van or dressed like a bum. It's a fair point and Harry ''might'' have been innocent, but it was unlikely, and he wasn't. Plus, like so many headscratchers on this page, the answer is that Kevin is 8. It's understandable if he found it strange.
** The "8 year olds are just like that" argument can't be stated enough. I remember being around that age and running into my teacher at the grocery store. It weirded me right out to see an adult outside the setting I normally associate them with. That's all it was. Kevin saw the "cop" dressed like a bum and driving a strange vehicle, and it weirded him out. Ironically if Harry and Marv hadn't started following him he probably would have gone home and put it out of his mind.
* It seems odd that the Plaza would charge the family for room service after they gave them a suite for their screw up.
** It's a big family; they probably would have had to fire someone if they didn't charge them for ''something''. 
* I've always had trouble believing that there was '''nobody''' available to check on the kid. If I were in the [[Mc Allisters]]' situation I'd be calling anyone - acquaintances, coworkers, the cleaning lady - ''anyone''. Hell, if you called me and told me your kid might be in danger I'd check up on him even if I didn't like ''you'' very much.
** Indeed. If you are in ''France'', you'd be justified in calling family/friends ''in the next state over from where you live'' to drive several hours there to check compared to flying several thousand miles home.
* So let me get this straight. How the hell does Kevin clean up every single trap that he created for the house after battling the thugs? Surely, he just couldn't have left the house the way it was. Not to mention that he tarred the entire downstairs basement. It's lampshaded with Buzz's room, but Kevin pretty much destroyed the house when he stopped Harry and Marv. It's no wonder the entire family goes back to thinking he's a piece of shit again in the next film. (Which might add up to Fridge Brilliance)
** Except for the tar on the basement steps, pretty much everything could have been easily cleaned up when you think about it: the feathers, the broken Christmas tree ornaments, the iron, the blowtorch, the toy cars, paint cans. But yes, he probably wouldn't have been able to clean up the tar. Then there's the trashing of Buzz's room. Now the damage Kevin and the crooks did to his uncle's house in the second movie, on the other hand...
*** Don't forget in the first movie Kevin sprayed the steps with water that froze into ice. 
**** Kevin had plenty of time to step outside and throw some salt over the steps. Hell, the snow shovel guy might have done it for him.
* In the second film, how is Harry able to smash the car up that badly? He probably got thrown one or two stories up, and this troper can't count how many other--more realistic--films where a character falls from a ''much'' greater height on to a car and doesn't crush it nearly as much.
* In Home Alone 2, how can Marv have multiple bricks hit in in the head and suffer nothing worse than an ugly mark on his forehead? Shouldn't his brains be splatted all over the pavement?
** How is he later able to survive getting electrocuted without going into cardiac arrest? How is Harry able to survive falling on that car without shattering his spine or survive sticking his burning head in a toilet full of kerosene virtually unscathed? Because Harry and Marv are apparently invincible. 
* In Home Alone 3, the reason the boy is left behind every day is because he has chicken pox and therefore is not at school (the disease is contagious so that makes sense). We see he has some spots on his belly, but that's about it. Chickn pox usually has other symptoms than the rash just being there, like it being itchy, the child will usually have a fever, nausea, and bad headaches. While those last three are maybe okay to leave out, the itchiness of the disease is practically standard for all entertainment, but it never shows up. It's really hard, watching the movies to believe the kid is sick at all. I'm not asking for it to disable him or anything, but a reminder now and then that the reason he's home is that he's sick would be nice.
** Plus his siblings around around him and then go to school. Even if they've had it before, the disease ''is highly contagious''. I wonder how many people they infected?
** He is itchy though. Mrs. Hess calls him out on "scratching in front of a lady", his parents tell him not to scratch, and his brother makes a joke about the resulting scars. They probably, off-screen, slathered him in calamine lotion and had him take oatmeal baths (which really cuts down on the itching).

{{reflist}}
[[Category:Home Alone]]
[[Category:Headscratchers]]
__NOTOC__