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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003740 The underlings all look kind of put off by it though. You're kind of weirding them out.]
* "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003818 This] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003819 is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831 [&#91;S]&#93; John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter] <s> {{color|red|THIS IS STUPID}}</s> {{color|#0715cd|yeah right!}}
** All while carcinoGeneticist looks on in disbelief. Or bonks his head in time with the drumbeats.
** I have trouble believing that this will not remain the funniest webcomic moment of all time.
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** Every time Terezi makes a new "image" of Dave is hilarious in its own way. Also heartwarming, in its own, very weird way.
* Just seeing Dream Jade [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003840 slapping Dream John] in rhythm to the beats of the music was particularly funny in this mainly sad flash.
** And this makes it a [[Nightmare Fuel|Nightmare Fueled]]ed [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Crowning Moment of Funnily]] [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Heartwarmingly]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Awesome]] [[Tear Jerker|Sadness]].
* The entirety of the [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003889 Troll Intermission] is shaping up to be like this.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003899 GOD.] ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003900 DAMMIT.]''
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** Immediately prior to that, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004449 Hearts Boxcars becoming infuriated that Tavros will not kiss her and threatening him over it].
** We all knew it was inevitable, but [http://tindeck.com/listen/rwje it's still really damn funny.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004477 [&#91;S...]&#93;[[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff|BAHJ] &#93;]]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004478 [&#91;S]&#93; Make Her Pay] qualifies as several Crowning Moments, but it only becomes funny at the very end. Vriska, after getting the [[Blue Blood]] beaten out of her by Aradia in revenge, wakes up in Prospit...only to have [[Crosses the Line Twice|Terezi smack her upside the head.]]
* Act 5 is over! What's next? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004526 Act 5 act 2!]
* The real reason Karkat decided to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004528 troll John backwards]: He was so embarrassed by inadvertently revealing his [[Foe Yay|hatecrush]] that he decided he could never again speak to John at a point in the timeline when John would remember it.
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**** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004967 IT KEEPS HAPPENING]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004970 Andrew] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004971 Hussie:] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004974 Ride]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004979 The final words of those brave Salamanders who tried to fight the Green Tragedy]: <ref>To see the sequence, examine the flagpole in the village.</ref>
{{quote|"How can shaving cream be so flammable?"
How indeed, brave heroes.
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{{quote|'''Salamander:''' oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
'''Salamander:''' ''(faster)'' THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE MY NEW RUMPLED HEAD OBJECT, AND I LOVE YOU. ''(salamander is now fast it's practically '''seizing''' with glee)'' }}
** Not to mention the haberdasher ''selling'' them--theythem—they're unsightly, too! The list includes: Rumpled Head Object, Even Rumplier Head Object, and lastly, The Rumpliest Head Object Of All.
* Another one by Terezi and Dave:
{{quote|{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| oops red is how i talk, my bad}}
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{{color|#626262|CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE}} }}
** Wait, no one noticed that [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 this conversation] was a [[Call Back]] to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003542 this one?] I thought that was hilarious.
* From [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005197 [&#91;S]&#93; Wake,] when Tavros confronts Vriska, she gives him the same thumbs-down Bro gave Dave. Tavros responds by holding up the severed head of one of his host plushes and making the neck-slashing gesture Dave made. Vriska responds by ''[[Crosses the Line Twice|waving around his severed legs]],'' making the same gesture at her waist.
** The crazy look on her face was just priceless.
** Bec Noir nonchalantly kicking Dream!Nepeta over was [[Mood Whiplash|surprisingly slapstick-y]] for an otherwise depressing event. This troper blames the accompanying sound effect. {{color|red|DOOF.}}
*** Likewise when Vriska slaps Tavros. It's in the same art style as the ROBO-SLAP. Of course the funny stopped when she impaled him.
**** Bahahahahaha--awwwwwBahahahahaha—awwwww....
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005205 Kanaya's conversation with Jade], particularly the last line.
* We finally learn what Eridan's planet was, and more to the point that he spent most of the game genociding the angels which lived there. They may have been his consorts. Nobody would visit his world nor would he leave since nobody would take up killing duty in his place. Oh, and they're tough enough to take sustained fire from a legendary weapon. It's even funnier when Karkat tries to explain how he screwed up and Eridan doesn't get it.
* The comic takes a sudden turn to the grimdark, but veers out again when we see [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005249 Karkat's reaction] to what just happened.
** Especially funny because it's almost a meta joke - that's basically everyone's reaction.
* In [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005221 [&#91;S]&#93; Kanaya: return to core], the description when examining the dragonsuit<ref>\The red thing next to the teleporter</ref> is one of the sweeter finds.
* We interrupt [[Nightmare Fuel|the horrific current events]] to bring you the adventures of [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005272 Terezi Pyrope, Ace Detective.]
** And one of the lines from it, upon Tavros' limp corpse landing next to her, [[Crosses the Line Twice|is funnier than it has any right to be]].
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* The transition from [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005357 Gamzee] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005358 walking] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005359 slowly] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 toward] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 Nepeta] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005361 to] [[Mood Whiplash|the]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005362 "BEEP"] of John's wind-powered flying car horn. While it [[Crosses the Line Twice]], it is similar to Karkat's reaction being needed relief after all [[Tear Jerker|those murders.]]
* {{color|#004183|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005368 AG:] Yes, she was a ghost, and then 8ecame a ro8ot. Then she 8ecame a THOUSAND ro8ots.}} Then Jack killed them all 8ut one. Then she 8lew up. {{color|#004183|Oh, and she also had that exact 8izarre laptop you are using right now. How weird is that?}}
* Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox. As usual, you fail to resist the urge. You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005379 OH GOD DAMMIT].
* Dead Tavros [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005391 pays Dead Dave a visit.]
{{quote|{{color|#e00707|TG: so aradia just so were clear}}
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** [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005579 All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005590 John] is the derp-master. It is him.
* Even though [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005595 [&#91;S]&#93; Seer: Descend] is generally [[Tear Jerker|sad]] and a bit [[Nightmare Fuel|frightening]], it still has its light moments, like when Rose meets up with John, signalling the first meeting between the children. John can't understand a thing Rose is saying because she's speaking like an [[Eldritch Abomination]], and when Rose tries to tell John that his dad is dead, John asks if he's in trouble. Rose responds by pulling her velvet pillow out of nowhere<ref>most likely [[Hammerspace|her sylladex]]</ref> and yelling her frustration into it.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000673 Can anyone say] "[[Mythology Gag]]"?
** "[[Squick|This...]] [[Nausea Fuel|this is erotic fanfiction written about the queen in first-person.]] [[This Is Wrong on So Many Levels|This doesn't belong in the library.]] [[Brain Bleach|This doesn't belong anywhere.]]"
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** Shortly before that, when Karkat is cut off from Jade due to The Scratch, you can see Gamzee waving while everyone else is a safe distance away from him while Kanaya eyes Gamzee suspiciously.
** If you look really closely, it looks more like he's flipping her off, not waving.
* [[Mood Whiplash|In the middle]] [[The Reveal|of the rather intense and chilling]] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006011 [&#91;S]&#93; Begin Intermission 2], the view amusingly cuts to a series of shots [[Call Back|of the scary wolf head.]] [[Rule of Three|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.]]
* From the album art for Frog Hunt: [http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/frog-hunt POOR DAVE!]
* The Beginning of Act 6 focuses on a billboard of [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff]]: [[The Movie|THE MOIVE]] for a few seconds.
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* Which is funnier-the bunny fidgeting the [[Potty Dance]] while [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006163 holding the fridge,] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006164 Jane reacting] [[Annoying Younger Sibling|annoyed at the bunny]] for [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006165 putting the fridge down] [[Comically Missing the Point|WRONG,]] OR [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006166 B2!Dad noticing the mess] with [[Stunned Silence]]?
* [[Faux Horrific|OH MY GOD THE HUMANITY.]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006173 HOW THEY EXACT THEIR POUND OF FLESH.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006174 Nearby,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006175 someone or something] [[Hell Is That Noise|bleats like ]][[Brick Joke|a goat]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006176 for strategic purposes.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006177 And also Ironic purposes.]
** [[Word of God|Look, Dave had like 3000 pages to bleat like a goat.]] [http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?43855-Welcome-to-Jurrasi-I-mean-Lusus-Monster-Park&p=5829733&viewfull=1#post5829733 He dropped the fucking ball].
** In the sound credits, it is referred to as [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Sick Bleats]].
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* John writes a letter to his friends on the back of a poster, but feels it shouldn't just be crumpled up and tossed. So what do they do? Use a bucket to hold the letter, only to realize at literally the last second that trolls hate buckets "for some reason". [[Hilarity Ensues]], along with a return of a certain [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006245 famous expression] [[Jaw Drop|on Karkat's face]].
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006249 Rose and Dave meet some of the trolls.] Watch out for the Karkat on the end, too.
* Karkat jokingly freaks out at the possibility of having his eyes burned out by the Green Sun and asks if "one of you awesome dudes has a radical pair of shades I can borrow?" [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006251 Kanaya] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006252 obliges].<ref>with Equius's shades</ref>.
* All of the dialogue with the kids and the trolls in front of the green sun, but the end of Rose's exposition is especially hilarious.
{{quote| {{color|#b536da| ROSE: Don't be ridiculous. It won't take nearly that long.}}<br />
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* The [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006272 letter] that John places inside said bucket also qualifies; he's unaware of the fact that trolls reproduce by depositing their genetic material in buckets, and that as a result trolls consider buckets obscene. In that light, the fact that he opens the letter with "it is john, jade, and dave sprite. [[Accidental Innuendo|we all contributed to the contents of this bucket!]]" is nothing short of hilarious. As a whole, the letter is basically worded as awkwardly as possible.
** Davesprite [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006244 insisting] on defiling the poster John writes the letter on. When John doesn't let him, Davesprite acts as if he's being denied something that's rightfully his. And then he draws on it anyway with sprite powers.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006273 [&#91;S]&#93;[[[A 6 I 1]]] Karkat: Mental breakdown.]] All of it. Right down to [[Ascended Meme|Rose's EYEBROWS.]]
** Also, the translated text at the end. <ref>"This is stupid."</ref>
** Finally, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=darkcage if you click the Nick Cage head at the end of the flash] he informs you that was the plan...to give you a boner. And you got one.
*** [http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/14662476953/boner Boner.]
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{{color|#ff6ff2|TG: guarding priceless treasure}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TG: and a deadly secret}} }}
* An incredible portion of [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006472 [&#91;S]&#93; Prince of Heart: Rise up.] It is filled with [[Call Back]] power, from a very large number of pages, often with humorous twists: at one point, Jake taunts Robo-Dirk... only to get ''[[Multi-Armed and Dangerous|five]]'' thumbs down, a la [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002771 [&#91;S]&#93; Dave: Abscond.] The look on Jake's face is ''[[Oh Crap|priceless.]]''
** The Prince is awake. [[Badass Boast|Your shit]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|is wrecked.]]
** Jake's [[Eye Glasses]] flying off. True to the trope, he has no eyes underneath (but he's not [[Blind Without'Em]] as badly as Velma, effortlessly picking them up off the ground).
* Jake asks Jane whether she has feelings for him, and Jane [[Can't Spit It Out|panics and turns him down]]. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006488 The expression on her face in the following panel is priceless.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006490 As is this one after she keeps sticking her foot in her mouth.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006493 And this one.]
* The Post-scratch White Queen saves Jane from Jack. [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006500 And utterly destroys her aloof, dignified image in the process.]
* Remember [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=pony [&#91;S]&#93; Ride]? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=pony2 Here's the sequel]. Complete with [[Ascended Meme]].
* "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006567 Hold still, Slick]". What's funny is that Hussie is practically canonizing fanart.
** "Its fresh from the Butler's teat, you just watched me milk it!"
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{{color|#008141|KANAYA:}} [[Precision F-Strike|Fuck]] {{color|#008141|That Guy}} }}
* Then there's the coffee machine - aka the [[Stealth Pun|Instant Revitalizing Machine]] from [[Earthbound]].
* Rose reveals that Dave was checking out their mom -- monthsmom—months ago, in a dream, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006608 and she never said a thing about it. ;)]
* Dave and Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006610 most recent interaction] ends with Karkat grabbing Dave's cape, and Dave telling him to knock it off, resulting in this:
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|DAVE: i cant believe i seriously just said dude dont touch my cape to somebody and was serious about it}}}}
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