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My, there's quite a list of knee-slappers! Feel free to examine them in more detail.

Due to the constantly updating nature of ''Homestuck'', [[Late Arrival Spoiler|all spoilers are left unmarked.]]

NOTE: Should this page be categorized into Acts like the Nightmare Fuel and Awesome pages? Just saying.
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* The comic where you tell WV to "sacrifice his mayoral sash for more cables" is really hilarious.
* A minor [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] joke aimed at [[Interactive Fiction|the Homestuck command-entering player]] with [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901 John without arms.] You read ''the player'' [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001905 commanding him to retrieve his arms,] even [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001906 moving a cake off his chest out of sympathy for his lack of arms.] After seeing [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001907 John hold his fake arms with his real ones,] cue the player's own [[Face Palm]] for wasting [[Video Game Caring Potential]] and becoming Trolled by assumed [[Unfortunate Character Design]].
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001915 After picking up enough tools to get down to business,] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001916 John plans next to do something extremely meaningful.]
* ''[[Homestuck]]'' had me laughing my head off after John played 52 Pickup.
{{quote|[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}001978 The peanut gallery over there sure is getting a kick out of it. You are allergic to their scorn.]}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001956 John: Open large present.] Oh hell no.
* An old one, but a good one:
{{quote|{{color|#0715cd|EB: you can see me, right.}}
{{color|#0715cd|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002074 EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.]}} }}
** Leading up to that: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002071 Rose is having trouble learning the interface].
** Later gets something of a [[Call Back]] when [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003306 Jade has similar issues trying to retrieve a towel from the toilet.]
** Given another [[Call Back]] even ''later'' on when [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004778 John accidently gets Jade's globe teleported to outer space.]
** And, [[Running Gag|yet again]], there's ''another'' [[Call Back]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003961 when Karkat and Terezi enter the game.]
* John's first fight against a single imp. The best part is that he spends so much time failing that it takes him [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002293 three] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002297 non-consecutive] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002300 Strife updates] to finish.
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002400 "DON'T MOVE OR THE POGO GETS IT"]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002414 This page,] and the five pages following it. WV is ''not'' good at this interface and poor John is oblivious.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002422 Dave's most puppet-centric chat with Rose yet.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002511 Somehow, it's even funnier the second time around from Dave's perspective.]
** It does, however, become somewhat terrifying when you consider that Dave's speech is directly [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2264&p=93389#p93389 lifted from one of Andrew Hussie's own chatlogs.]{{Dead link}}
** The highlight, of course, is Rose rapping about it. There must be more of this in the future.
** Also, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002509 these] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002510 two] pages leading up to the conversation.
{{quote|Yeah, there was pretty much no way there wasn't going to be a bunch of puppets in there.}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002610 What happens when WV presses Tab on his keyboard?]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921091852/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002621 WV: Lead your men to victory!]
** Which becomes actually [[Harsher in Hindsight|pretty]] [[Tear Jerker|sad]] once you found out how he got there.
* After playing "Hot and Cold" (mostly cold, freezing, ''frozen fucking tundra'') with Jade's Memory modus and getting ''three'' of the wrong items from her deck, we get [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002711 this gem:]
{{quote|"Congratulations, you advance your matching skill to the new level: '''YUKON HERO: LEGACY OF THE FROSTBITE AMPUTEE.'''"}}
* Dave's chat with [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729 Jade counts.]
{{quote|TG: if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002848 MOST SHOCKING TWIST EVER.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002879 The terrifying secret of Fruit Gushers.]
** WILD CHERRY APESHIT APOCALYPSE
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002885 Rose discovers] the contents of what she thought was her [[Lady Drunk|mother's]] room, and her reaction to the discovery.
* The way the comic uses language is always quite amusing, but the giant steam-iron warhammer called [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002968 The Wrinklefucker] made me giggle out loud.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130827063046/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002999 Dave completely annihilating adiosToreador's attempt to troll him.]
{{quote|TG: thats what you see / a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together / radially effervescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine / turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong}}
** Made more hilarious by the ending, that being that adiosToreador blocks Dave at the end of that conversation, which is the opposite of how many conversations with the trolls go.
* The bit with WV's can town was a command, but AR has a completely random freakout:
{{quote|You need to take a moment to wear [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}003009 something ridiculous] before you continue your spiel... [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}003010 ORDER IN THE COURT. YOU WILL HAVE ORDER IN THIS COURTROOM.]}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003021 I AM THE LAW WHOOPS]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003039 Jack: Kill John's dad yourself.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003040 ==>] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003041 ==>] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003042 ==>] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003043 ==>] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003044 You release the prisoner. He is free to go.] Of course, this is only funny [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002856 in context].
** Even the first line of the sequence is hilarious:
{{quote|Here, stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly.}}
* > [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003077 SS: Be Hearts Boxcars.] You are now Clubs Deuce.
** > [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003098 CD: Forget you are CD. Believe you are Hearts Boxcars.] You suddenly remember you are Diamonds Droog.
** > [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003142 SS: Return to being Hearts Boxcars.] Spades Slick cannot return to being Hearts Boxcars because obviously Diamonds Droog is too busy being Clubs Deuce.
* "Wait...this is a [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003109 BULL PENIS CANE?]"
* "Everybody ''out of the god damn way''. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003158 You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."]
** <span style="color:#2ED73A;">Stitch</span> says drop the livestock knob and settle the hell down. He says you do realize C4 is a stable explosive and won't detonate with gunfire, right? You say oh.
*** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVN8in0XmJA This] somehow makes it even funnier (the part in question starts around 2:46).
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003203 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA][http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003204 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.]
* Slick's drawing of Snowman [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003196 here].
* Hearts Boxcars: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003215 Attempt to eat Eggs.] And nobody changes their hardboiled expression.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003271 Jenga!]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003349 ROBO-SLAP]
** Immediately preceded by a slight [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|CMOA]] for Dave as he figures out what's going on with Jade and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003348 cleverly instructs her to slap herself awake.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003530 Rose's reaction when Jade mentions the incident also qualifies.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004123 IT KEEPS HAPPENING.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003460 The device has been reduced to an utterly useless heap of shit.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003490 Rose: Answer troll.]
{{quote|{{color|#b536de|TT: I suggest you serve these crisp bunches of honey and verbal annihilation to him as part of a complete breakfast.}}}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003500 I got] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003501 a present] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003502 for you Casey.]
{{quote|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}003503 CG: JOHN WHAT THE WET BAG OF HUMAN HORSE SHIT TO THE FACE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.] }}
* John and Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003503 conversation] about Terezi:
{{quote|{{color|#626262|CG: OK IF YOU TALK TO HER AGAIN WHEN SHE TRIES HATCHING MORE PLANS GIVE HER A MESSAGE INTO THE PAST FOR ME.}}
{{color|#0715cd|EB: ok.}}
{{color|#626262|CG: TELL HER TO POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE AND SET A TABLE FOR FUCKING TWO ON IT.}}
{{color|#626262|CG: ITS FOR OUR CANDLE LIGHT HATE DATE.}} }}
** Immediately afterwards, John [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003504 proceeds to inform Terezi of said conversation]:
{{quote|{{color|#0715cd|EB: oh, he said to give you a message...}}
{{color|#008282|GC: OH >:?}}
{{color|#0715cd|EB: he wants you to touch his bone lump or something.}}
{{color|#008282|GC: WH4T!!!}}
{{color|#0715cd|EB: and that he's pretty much basically in love with you.}}
{{color|#008282|GC: W41T}}
{{color|#008282|GC: D1D H3 4CTU4LLY S4Y TH4T}}
{{color|#008282|GC: 1N CONF1D3NC3}}
{{color|#0715cd|EB: yeah, i dunno, pretty much.}}
{{color|#008282|GC: C4N YOU COPY 3X4CTLY WH4T H3 S41D}}
{{color|#0715cd|EB: ohhh no, we're not going down that road!}} }}
** The term "candle light hate date" pops up again [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004562 here]. Its usage isn't any less humorous.
** Kanaya and Eridan have [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004243 basically the same conversation] later on. It's still funny.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003526 So all you have to do is wake up and learn to play the rain!]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003551 Davesprite.] Also a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003557 Terezi thinks that Dave is actually] ''[[Captain Planet|Wheeler]]''.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003688 CD?'s] [[Nice Hat|hat]], [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003681 especially] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003682 in] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003683 its] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003684 introduction].
* Dream Rose knocks Lil'Cal out of Dream Dave's tower. Dream Dave is relieved, and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003657 it looks like it's curtains for-]
{{quote|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}003658 You're not sure which laws are being broken, but it is probably a lot.]}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003670 Now what in the hell is going on in here.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003727 Every] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003729 alchemization] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003730 involving] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003745 Sweet Bro] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003746 and Hella Jeff.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003740 The underlings all look kind of put off by it though. You're kind of weirding them out.]
* "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003818 This] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003819 is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922063602/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831 &#91;S&#93; John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter] <s> {{color|red|THIS IS STUPID}}</s> {{color|#0715cd|yeah right!}}
** All while carcinoGeneticist looks on in disbelief. Or bonks his head in time with the drumbeats.
** I have trouble believing that this will not remain the funniest webcomic moment of all time.
** TAKE US THERE CASEY * salamander drum solo*
** a flashing "HERE COMES THE GUITAR SOLO", followed by a voice making guitar mouth noises. Yes.
** This was especially ridiculous as AH had previously promised that [[Blatant Lies|the next flash page would be the long-hyped up 4/13 one-year anniversary flash]] and the next command was for the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003832 End of Act 4] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003833 It'll be a few more pages.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003835 This] conversation between Dave and Terezi.
{{quote|{{color|#e00707| TG: god so beautiful to look at with my perfect eyesight}}
{{color|#008282| GC: C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?}}
{{color|#e00707| TG: yeah thats fine}} }}
** Every time Terezi makes a new "image" of Dave is hilarious in its own way. Also heartwarming, in its own, very weird way.
* Just seeing Dream Jade [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922004702/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003840 slapping Dream John] in rhythm to the beats of the music was particularly funny in this mainly sad flash.
** And this makes it a [[Nightmare Fuel]]ed [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Crowning Moment of Funnily]] [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Heartwarmingly]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Awesome]] [[Tear Jerker|Sadness]].
* The entirety of the [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003889 Troll Intermission] is shaping up to be like this.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003899 GOD.] ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003900 DAMMIT.]''
** ''Anything'' connected to Gamzee's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003913 MIRACLE MODUS]. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003914 It's so beautiful].
*** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003923 You wonder if you can just...just sort of reach over...][http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003924 and...]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003937 You only stop when you smell tears.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003945 See? The coin has exonerated him.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003946 What coin? The prosecution sees no coin.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003947 SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER?]
* '''{{color|#626262|carcinoGeneticist's [CG'S] }} [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003986 computer exploded.]'''
* [[Blue Blood|Equius]] strongly believes in the Alternian caste system. [[The Stoner|Gamzee]] is of a higher caste than him. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004121 And then they talk].
** Gamzee's admission to fraternizing with the imps is itself [[Crowning Moment of Funny|all kinds of]] [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Crowning]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Moments]].
{{quote|{{color|#2b0057|TC: bUt NoW wE kInD oF sEtTlEd DoWn AnD mE aNd ThE iMpS aRe ShArInG sOmE pIe}}
{{color|#2b0057|TC: tHeSe MoThErFuCkErS aRe PrEtTy DoPe AcTuAlLy, I lIkE tHeM.}} }}
** His [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004122 conversation with Vriska.] Oh god.
{{quote|{{color|#000056|ROBO SLAP!}}}}
** And now [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004178 his] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004179 conversations] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004180 with] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004181 Aradia].
* SHE HAS '''[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004163 WHAT?!]'''
* Vriska ask her MAGIC CUE BALL (whose answers can only be seen by x-ray vision... or vision eight-fold) if she should be worried about Terezi's threat.
{{quote|{{smallcaps|YES}}
Ok, little ball. Fine. If you're so smart, then answer this! How is it going to happen!
HOW????????
{{smallcaps|I WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE}} }}
::[[Incredibly Lame Pun|Cue]] the ball exploding in her face.
* The last update Andrew did before leaving for a week begins [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004184 here] and ends with, uh, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004193 this]. But it easily overlaps with [[Nightmare Fuel]] and possibly CMOH and/or [[Tear Jerker]], but really it's just such an over the top scene that it's simply incredibly hilarious in spite of all that. What makes it even better is the aforementioned fact that it's the last update in a week. Andrew's comment in the thread:
{{quote|But I guess all this can be discussed into the ground in the coming week. Over what shall heretofore be known as THE WEEK OF THE GREAT ROBOSMOOCH OF 2010.}}
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004192 The facial expressions are just... oh god.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004195 Nepeta's] [[Shipper on Deck|'Shipping Wall']]. {{color|red|oh yessssss!}}
* Okay, this is Vriska to Tavros, so there's absolutely no way it's anything but subjective, but Vriska's absurd insistence that Tavros apologize for being a cripple leads to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004251 this panel]:
{{quote|{{color|#004183|aG: Say you're sorry for being a cripple! Wheeeeeeee!}}}}
** I think it's funny that [[Even Evil Has Standards|even the imp looks sorry for him]].
** Equally subjective was the preceding moment where Vriska built Tavros a tower ''[[Kick the Dog|made entirely of stairs which she expects him to climb]]'' as well as his comically understated reaction:
{{quote|AT: [[Captain Obvious|i THINK THIS, iS,]]<br />
AT: [[Captain Obvious|pROBABLY MEANT TO ANTAGONIZE ME,]]  }}
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004252 RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]
** But unfortunately, Rufio is not real. He's imaginary. A fake. Like a made up friend, the way fairies are. You continue to be sad and alone.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004256 Kanaya's mediation tactics.]
{{quote|{{color|#008141|GA: Maybe I Should Upend This Load Gaper Over Your Head}}
{{color|#004183|AG: No, don't!}}
{{color|#008141|GA: Im Still Learning The Interface}}
{{color|#008141|GA: It Could Happen Accidentally At Any Moment}} }}
* The narration when Tavros crashes through Vriska's bedroom wall is hilarious.
** He is having a devil of a time, what with being paralyzed from the waist down and all.
** Your shadow has been trapped underneath your useless torso the whole time! Honestly, where else would it be you stupid sack of shit?
** Everyone knows this because it is in the classic tale, PUPA PAN. Young Pupa flies through the window of a fairy girl's respiteblock, falls on the floor, and has trouble getting up like an enormous pansy.
** Followed by [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004280 this kiss]
* From the Homestuck wiki, [http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Sweet_Bro_and_Hella_Jeff the plot summaries for each episode of] [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff]] are quite a delight to behold. Lordy, I chortled for days.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004343 Eridan and Feferi: Do something ridiculous.] B<>NP
* Spades Slick is not very good at giving sympathy.
{{quote|There, there, you blubbering goddamn pansy.}}
** And on the same page, Gamzee in the background, going HONK.
** Later, Slick starts to [[Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!|slap Karkat]], while Gamzee continues to be chill.
* After [[Running Gag|many characters]] [[Spit Take|are grossed out from drinking something]], Eridan... [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004377 is not], because Faygo actually isn't that bad. It's just soda.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004380 Feferi revives Sollux.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004382 The reactions] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004383 really seal] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004383 this one,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004385 especially Slick's.]
{{quote|''Goddamn troll kids. Every time you turn around they're smoochin' each other. Makes a man want to stab his own gut and puke blood.''}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004387 Troll Andrew.] Well, actually it's [[Author Avatar|Andrew]] wearing [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004388 gray paint] and [[Product Placement|another MSPA shirt]], except this shirt belonged to a ''girl'' character.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004391 How meta can things get?]
** Uh... Wolf? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004393 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004394 Andrew goes mad with power], [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004395 and punishes the reader] by [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|making them read all the expository texts on troll romance back to back]]. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004397 AAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA] [[Evil Laugh|HA HA HA HA HA]] [[Overly Long Gag|HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*** Wait a sec, [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003578 we've seen that pose before...]
** And he [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004396 spikes Lil' Cal]. BOOYEAH.
* Karkat [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004443 sets up a bulletin board using Trollian] so he can send memos to all the other trolls, but it turns out to be incredibly frustrating and impractical because of [[Timey-Wimey Ball|weird time shit]]. When his future self signs in to tell him this is dumb, he bans him. Yes, he ''bans his future self''.
** He does it again in his second memo.
{{quote|{{color|#626262|CCG: IF I WERE FUTURE ME, WHICH I GUESS I AM, I WOULD READ THIS AND BE ALL OVER IT, LIKE DAMMIT KARKAT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.}}
{{color|#626262|CCG: GET TO THE POINT.}}
{{color|#626262|FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] }} 0:20 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
{{color|#626262|FCG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH.}}
{{color|#626262|CCG}} banned {{color|#626262|FCG}} from responding to memo.  }}
*** And then ''this'' happens:
{{quote|{{color|#626262|CCG: HOLY HELL.}}
{{color|#626262|CCG: THIS IS EXHAUSTING.}}
{{color|#626262|CCG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE.}}
{{color|#626262|CCG: OK, MAYBE I'LL TAKE A MINUTE TO COLLECT MY THOUGHTS AND GET BACK ON TOPIC HERE.}}
{{color|#626262|FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] }}609 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
{{color|#626262|FCG: NO YOU WON'T.}}
{{color|#626262|FCG: THIS ONE WAS PARTICULARLY NAUSEATING IN RETROSPECT, I'M SHUTTING THIS DOWN.}}
{{color|#626262|FCG}} banned {{color|#626262|CCG}} from responding to memo.


{{color|#626262|FCG}} closed memo.  }}
*** Yes. Karkat from the future (Almost a month in the future, actually) banned ''current'' Karkat and ''closed the memo himself.''
**** Basically, the memos in their entirety. All the memos. All of them.
***** Except for Aradia's memos to her past duplicates, which are more [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|awesome]]/[[Nightmare Fuel|horrifying]].
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004451 You cannot do it. You cannot kiss the girl.]
** Immediately prior to that, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004449 Hearts Boxcars becoming infuriated that Tavros will not kiss her and threatening him over it].
** We all knew it was inevitable, but [http://tindeck.com/listen/rwje it's still really damn funny.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004477 &#91;S...&#93;[[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff|BAHJ&#93;]]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004478 &#91;S&#93; Make Her Pay] qualifies as several Crowning Moments, but it only becomes funny at the very end. Vriska, after getting the [[Blue Blood]] beaten out of her by Aradia in revenge, wakes up in Prospit...only to have [[Crosses the Line Twice|Terezi smack her upside the head.]]
* Act 5 is over! What's next? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004526 Act 5 act 2!]
* The real reason Karkat decided to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004528 troll John backwards]: He was so embarrassed by inadvertently revealing his [[Foe Yay|hatecrush]] that he decided he could never again speak to John at a point in the timeline when John would remember it.
** Also from the same conversation, Karkat unloading a blistering list of epithets, paragraph long, against his much-despised hatecrush for the first time, only to be ''completely derailed'' by John's cheery "hi karkat!" It only gets funnier from there, leading up to the reveal of said hatecrush.
{{quote|'''EB:''' you mean platonic hate?}}
** "HUMAN ROMANCE SURE IS WEIRD."
** "See you soon!"
** Reexamining the video, John is wearing a spade shirt for most of it. Karkat develops/realizes Kismetic feelings as he watches. Now go to Terezi watching Dave....[[Color Coded for Your Convenience|who has a heart shirt on]].
* R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN. Just... yeah. Terezi opens the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004529 memo] to discuss the stupidity of Karkat's plan to troll the humans and it only gets better from there. Karkat from closer and closer in the past keeps on interrupting until he comes over and starts messing with Terezi's keypad. They ban and unban and reban each other until finally at the end:
{{quote|{{color|#008282|<nowiki>FGC: 1 JUST THOUGHT 1 WOULD 4DD ON3 L4ST R3M4RK TO TH1S S1LL1N3SS </nowiki>}}
{{color|#008282|<nowiki>FGC: 4 R3M4RK OF R34SSUR4NC3! </nowiki>}}
{{color|#008282|<nowiki>CGC: OHH >:? </nowiki>}}
{{color|#008282|<nowiki>FGC: Y3S, YOU SHOULD TROLL TH3 HUM4NS </nowiki>}}
{{color|#008282|<nowiki>FGC: 1T W1LL B3 FUN >:] </nowiki>}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004535 This Page] helped add [[Mood Whiplash|some levity]] to the previous page when [[Tropers/Mikephisto|This Troper]] was [[The Fool|expecting]] [[Complete Monster|the]] [[Oh Crap|worst]].
* It should be obvious by now that any conversation between human and troll will be worthy of inclusion on this page. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004553 This exchange] is no exception.
{{quote|{{color|#0715cd|EB: ok, i will be sure to let my guard down.}}
{{color|#0715cd|EB: psyche!!!!!!!!!}}
{{color|#0715cd|EB: oh damn, that was 9 !'s.}}
{{color|#0715cd|EB: !!!!!!!1}}
{{color|#0715cd|EB: shit!}}
{{color|#0715cd|EB: never mind.}} }}
* John dispatches some imps, but [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004567 not in the way you might expect.]
** Following that, John [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004568 examines his room]:
{{quote|Look at this mess.
Will you just LOOK at this slightly bigger mess than usual. }}
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004574 John and Vriska discussing the different roles that buckets play in human and troll society]. John, as always, is [[Completely Missing the Point|Completely Unaware Of The Point]].
** The misunderstanding leads John to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004579 kick an imp in the face for carrying a broom]. Being culturally sensitive is really hard work.
** Following the vein of cultural confusion over pails/buckets, Kanaya is so [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004599 perturbed] when a bucket falls on Rose's head that she [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004600 covers her monitor in shame].
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004594 When Kanaya asks Karkat how she should measure how well she is trolling Rose], he suggests using a FLIGHTY BROADS AND THEIR SNARKY HORSESHITOMETER. It turns out such a meter [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004595 actually exists].
** Later, it [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004619 explodes]. It simply cannot take this much horseshit.
* Way back when, Rose and Kanaya talked about a conversation that Kanaya supposedly edited. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ConversationWithAVeryStupidGirl.Txt We finally see it], and Kanaya ''has'' edited it. In Her Own Way Of Typing.
{{quote|TT: that's me! i am the rose human. look at me, i am so smart with all these snooty words and complicated things to say.
TT: i am the queen of books.
TT: I Am Also Infuriatingly Aloof
TT: And Difficult To Engage With
TT: When Maybe All The Other Person Wants To Do Is Maybe To Try To Be My Friend }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004620 I dare you to find a better reaction face.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004658 How about the same one on a different troll?]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004908 And again!]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005486 IT KEEPS HAPPENING!]
* For those people who ordered a [[Defictionalization|Troll shirt]], it comes with some wise words from Tavros:
{{quote|{{color|#a15000|AT: uHH, dON'T gET iN tHE rECUPERACOON, wHILE wEARING tHIS [sHIRT], sO yOU wON'T hAVE tO, uHH, cHANGE,}} <ref>[[You Make Me Sic|[sic] ]]</ref>}}
** Mine had some from Aradia:
{{quote|{{color|#a10000|AA: i'm 0k with this shirt. maybe y0u are t00. 0r n0t. i'm 0kay with either possibility}}}}
** Mine was from Terezi:
{{quote|{{color|#008282|GC:TH1S SH1RT SM3LLS D3L1C1OUS, BUT DONT COUNT ON 1T TO M4SK TH3 PUTR1D ST3NCH OF YOUR D3C31T FROM TH3 PROS3CUT1ON, H3H3H3H3H3 >:] }}}}
** I ordered the God Tier!John one:
{{quote|{{color|#0715cd| EB: well... i guess you probably can't do the windy thing, bit that's ok! you can be my trusty sidekick. i'll handle all the windy stuff.}}|Actually it said {{color|#0715cd| the all windy stuff.}} which makes things even funnier in my book.}}
** I got a Hero of Mind God Tier hoodie. My message was from Vriska:
{{quote|{{color|#005682| Hahahaha. You think you have what it takes to wear this???????? Don't you know you have to 8e strong and 8rave to wear this and not 8e an em8arrassment to yourself????????}}}}
** I got the same message with the Hero of Space God Tier Tee. Not fully sure why.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004624 Oh sweet Cosbytop, you have been missed.]
{{quote|{{color|#0715cd| EB: excuse me, but spending just a little quality time with my man bill here is not a w8stey w8ste at all.}}
{{color|#0715cd| EB: no amount of 8's in words will make that true.}} }}
* Don't forget to mention [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004625 this] token.
{{quote|{{color|#0715cd| EB: I am the [[The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker|Wind Waker]]. It's me.}}}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004638 "It is] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004639 the perfect] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004640 crime."]
* Fans of ''[[Homestuck]]'' had wanted to see a full Hero Mode Gamzee and but the closest they get is [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004600 this]. Andrew Hussie in reaction to fans posted [https://web.archive.org/web/20160224154104/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/herogamzee.gif this] on his forum.
** Gamzee got his full on Hero Mode in [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004686 the comic now as well]. Just as blurry.
*** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004723 And again here, not as blurry this time.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004632 John points out] when Vriska accidentally uses [[Verbal Tic|NINE]] exclamation points. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004633 She is mortified.]
** And strangely, she is kind of [[Moe Moe|adorable]] when embarassed. That only makes it funnier.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004642 Dave made] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ohy34h.jpg this amazing comic] for Terezi.
{{quote|{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: >:o</nowiki>}}
{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: D4V3...</nowiki>}}
{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: TH1S COM1C 1S BORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C</nowiki>}}
{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: YOU 4R3 4 R34LLY FUCK3D UP K1D</nowiki>}}
{{color|#e00707| TG: yeah ok whatever you say}}
{{color|#e00707| TG: fuckin aliens}}
{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: (1T 1S F4NT4ST1C, 1 LOV3 1T)</nowiki>}} }}
* Dave's adorable hyperactive crocodile consorts make [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004673 this page] [[Crosses the Line Twice|far funnier than it ought to be]]. It's even better in context: this page was immediately preceded by a page in which Terezi told him he was going to cry someday, but here it's hard to tell whether or not [[Not So Stoic|he finally lost his cool]] or [[Onion Tears|his eyes are just irritated by all the onions slices]].
* Terezi's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYON3.gif four] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYTWO.gif part] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYTHR33.gif D4NC3] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYFOUR.gif P4RTY] series.
{{quote|{{color|#e00707| TG: i cant compete with this}}}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004684 This update.] You have to laugh at how such a simple phrase, such as, "I will make them pay" (for telling a minor "sekret") is so unbelievably bone chillingly scary when coming from Vriska.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004687 How did Vriska live without Nicolas Cage?]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690 So a coolkid, an ectobiologist and a troll all join a memo...]
** What makes this one great? You can tell that finally, Karkat isn't just being crabby and running all caps just out of habit. No, for the larger portion of the memo, you can clearly picture him ''abso-fucking-lutely furious'' for so many reasons.
*** Dave's reaction right after Karkat's opening speech
{{quote|{{color|#e00707|CTG: ok later windbag}}
{{color|#626262|?CG: STRIDER FUCK OFF}}
{{color|#626262|?CG: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK.}} }}
** Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/MATINGDIAGRAMFORMORONS.gif MATING DIAGRAM FOR MORONS].
*** And Dave's reaction to it.
{{quote|{{color|#e00707|CTG: ok youre by far the worst artist out of any of us}}
{{color|#e00707|CTG: and thats saying something}}
{{color|#626262|?CG: SHUT UP I DREW IT FAST}}
(...)
{{color|#e00707|CTG: thx for the shipping grid bro imma drop everything and go have a baby with jade right now}}
{{color|#e00707|CTG: no peeking k}} }}
** Then you have Dave and John talking about how some of the Troll girls may like them
{{quote|{{color|#0715cd|CEB: i don't think i have ever actually liked a girl before in that way, so i am not really sure what i am supposed to feel or do...}}
{{color|#626262|?CG: HOLY FUCK WHAT AM I EVEN READING HERE?????}}
{{color|#e00707|CTG: doesnt concern you dude}} }}
** [http://tindeck.com/listen/oopw Now available with voice acting.]
** Even better was this:
{{quote|{{color|#e00707|CTG: is that how it went down}}
{{color|#626262|?CG: YES, YOU FIGURED IT OUT! YOU ARE A SAVANT OF XENOBIOLOGY DAVE AND I SALUTE YOU WITH ONE OF MY MANY INTERGALACTIC SPACE TENDRILS}}
{{color|#626262|?CG: (THAT'S FAKE, I MADE THAT UP TO FUCK WITH YOU)}}
{{color|#e00707|CTG: or maybe it was a guy who rejected you}}
{{color|#626262|?CG: FUCK OFF. }}
{{color|#e00707|CTG: haha wow bingo}} }}
** Because Dave is completely and totally correct.
* Karkat's reaction to finding a bucket in Alterniabound. (It's in the room where you see Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.)
** Speaking of which... Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.
*** Much of Alterniabound is hilarious, especially Tavros disregarding Equius' [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff|warnings about stairs]] and pretty much all of Karkat's conversations with the other trolls, particularly Nepeta, Equius, and Gamzee.
*** Equius needs his own mention.
{{quote|{{color|#000056| Equius: D --> Is this where we embrace jocularly, as if we are "bros"}}}}
*** Karkat [[Deadpan Snarker|snarking]] about [[Lampshade Hanging|how predictable Vriska's dialogue has become.]]
{{quote|{{color|#004183|VRISKA: Karkat! Man, you were out for a long time. I have made so many plans for these humans while you were asleep. Do you know how many plans have 8een made?}}
{{color|#626262|KARKAT: PROBABLY ALL OF THEM, EVEN THOUGH PLANS AREN'T AN EXHAUSTIVELY QUANTIFIABLE THING AND WE BOTH FUCKING KNOW THAT.}}
{{color|#004183|VRISKA: Yes! Aaaaaaaall of them. So many irons too. Guess where the irons are!}}
{{color|#626262|KARKAT: PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE...}}
{{color|#004183|VRISKA: They are........}}
{{color|#004183|VRISKA: [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|IN]]}}
{{color|#004183|VRISKA: [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|THE]]}}
{{color|#004183|VRISKA: [[Large Ham|FIIIIIIIIRE]][[Verbal Tic|!!!!!!!! ::::)]]}}
{{color|#626262|KARKAT: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.}} }}
*** "You cannot be Future Aradia because in the future, Future Aradia has exploded!"
**** It's even better in hindsight when the explosion's cause is revealed... and turns out to be a ''good'' thing.
*** Gamzee's dancing.
* The "meal" Nannaquin made for John, and his reaction.
* {{color|#b536de|'''TT:''' Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.}}
{{quote|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}004706 {{=}}{{=}}>]}}
** It's hard to say whether it's funnier before or after we [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004710 see the damage for ourselves.]
* Rose's [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004709 conversation with Aradia].
{{quote|[[color:#a10000:AA: maybe if i behave in a manner s0 rand0m
AA: parad0x space w0nt kn0w h0w t0 handle it!
AA: blah BL00P blee BLUH!@#$%^&*()_+
AA: didnt see that 0ne c0ming did y0u pspace??? + ?*rand(413^612)
AA: oh look and now i suddenly refuse to type zeroes in my sentences
AA: isnt that crazy! who thought that was even a possibility
AA: bslick never would have imagined THAT little vestibule of probability was tucked somewhere in his huge glistening blow sack
AA: ribbit ribbit ribbit
AA: WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT
AA: I JUST CONTROLLED THE RIBBITS AND I DID IT DELIBERATELY]] }}
** Also to be found on the [[Nightmare Fuel]] and [[Tear Jerker]] pages.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004719 This...] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004720 Is...] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004721 Motherfuckin...] '''''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130815101042/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004722 BlAsPhEmY!!!]'''''
* And now we have [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004725 Dave's chat with Equius].
** Which turns into [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004726 slam poetry about musclebeasts and milk].
** And on the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004727 next page:]
{{quote|{{color|#e00707|TG: im not that strong ok}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: just cause i broke a cheap ass sword doesnt make me the fucking hulk}}
{{color|#000056|CT: D <nowiki>--></nowiki> Oh}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: what did you go around breaking a bunch of swords too}}
{{color|#000056|CT: D <nowiki>--></nowiki> No}}
{{color|#000056|CT: D <nowiki>--></nowiki> Bows}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves}}
{{color|#000056|CT: D <nowiki>--></nowiki> Yes}}
{{color|#000056|CT: D <nowiki>--></nowiki> Sometimes}} }}
* Since Equius has no towels, he [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004731 dries his face with Vriska's Con-Air poster.]
* Let's not forget Karkat [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004752 arguing with himself. At length.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004765 It's raining plants!]
** Jade's facial expression is what sells that panel.
* The best weapon against Jack Noir besides the Uber bunny? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004792 Lil' Cal.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004807 Jade tries to reach Dave], but instead ends up talking to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004808 a crocodile who stole his glasses.]
{{quote|{{color|#e00707|TG: MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak}} }}
* John trying to get Rose to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004822 stop acting so dark] and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004823 act the way she used to.] The meta bit is that both John ''and'' the readers have been worried about her, and we're both relieved. Also on [[Homestuck/Heartwarming]].
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004824 BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCH]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004825 Karkat's latest metaphor] flying completely off the handle.
* I can't be the only one who chuckled at seeing that Jade's obstacle for entering the medium was a pinata in the shape of Bec
* Jack taking Cal and Bro's Shades for his own...because he killed him and Davesprite.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004863 WV lapses back into rudeness towards John] because [[Hypocritical Humor|he finds Karkat rude.]]
** And then he tries to shout politely at John after his Caps Lock key gets stuck.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004908 You think you will try to keep conversations with Becsprite to a minimum from now on.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004924 The entirety] of this pesterlog between Jade and Dave. This troper was literally in tears at one point from laughing.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004927 This] conversation, but especially:
{{quote|{{color|#e00707|TG: basically robots are in control now}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: which is [[Good News, Bad News|good news and bad news]]}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: the bad news is theyre all pornbots and theyve got LOADS of provocative material theyre just dying to share with us}}
{{color|#2ED73A|GG: whats the good news?}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: thats also the good news}} }}
** And at the end of it all, the Readers/command-givers put unnecessary pressure on her to alchemize stuff, leading to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004933 this].
* Kanaya [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004945 finally grasps our human sarcasm].
** Rose is clearly rubbing off on her in the best possible way. And [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004947 giving Eridan a magic wand] can only end hilariously. [[Sarcasm Mode|Ha ha ha ha]]...[[Funny Aneurysm Moment|NO.]]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004954 Tavros killed Grandpa Harley by mind controlling Bec from an alternate universe.] Now we just wait for Jade's reaction...
** And she's...[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004955 completely fine with it]. She acts very understanding of Tavros and his cultural misunderstanding. She's not angry or even mournful. In fact she's grateful that he saved her life. Then they bond over the loss of their respective guardian figures at the hands of Tavros. Sure she was freaked out for awhile, thinking the Blue Haired Dummy did it, then thought it was suicide, and would have liked it if he had told her what had happened, but all in all [[Homestuck/Heartwarming|takes it very well.]]
*** Then it [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004957 turns] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004958 hilarious] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130815161915/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004959 again] when Vriska shares her two boondollars with Tavros regarding the whole thing.
**** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004967 IT KEEPS HAPPENING]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004970 Andrew] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004971 Hussie:] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004974 Ride]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004979 The final words of those brave Salamanders who tried to fight the Green Tragedy]:<ref>To see the sequence, examine the flagpole in the village.</ref>
{{quote|"How can shaving cream be so flammable?"
How indeed, brave heroes.
How indeed. }}
** The flammability of shaving cream was originally mentioned on [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003385 these] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003386 two] hilarious pages. It's mentioned again [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 here].
**** Then the fact bites [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006005 bites back] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006006 tragically.]
* One of the salamander's reactions to getting 1000 boondollars from John for a "rumpled head object."
{{quote|'''Salamander:''' oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
'''Salamander:''' ''(faster)'' THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE MY NEW RUMPLED HEAD OBJECT, AND I LOVE YOU. ''(salamander is now fast it's practically '''seizing''' with glee)'' }}
** Not to mention the haberdasher ''selling'' them—they're unsightly, too! The list includes: Rumpled Head Object, Even Rumplier Head Object, and lastly, The Rumpliest Head Object Of All.
* Another one by Terezi and Dave:
{{quote|{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| oops red is how i talk, my bad}}
{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| OH MY GOD...}}
{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT}}
{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S}}
{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| <nowiki>1 4LMOST C4NT H4NDL3 1T >:o</nowiki>}}
{{color|#e00707| TG: ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you}}
{{color|#e00707| TG: im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse}}
{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: OK >:[ </nowiki>}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004998 Luck doesn't actually matter] >8]
* Jade preparing for her [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005039 christmas alchemy binge] only to be interrupted by an [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005040 extremely angry Karkat.]
** Made funnier by how the doodle of Karkat is a callback [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101204022522/mspaintadventures/images/6/6f/Vriskahussnasty.gif to] [http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101211032214/mspaintadventures/images/0/0e/03043.gif these]{{Dead link}} [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101212022213/mspaintadventures/images/6/65/03053.gif Hussnasty]{{Dead link}} [http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101221013045/mspaintadventures/images/7/74/03093.gif portraits]{{Dead link}} of some of the other trolls.
** The text underneath the image only enhances the inherent hilarity of the image:
{{quote|{{smallcaps| Karkat cannot be conveyed with a more detailed portrait yet. He is too angry, and is forced to look like shit. Maybe later if he can manage to calm down.}}}}
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005041 shit. lets be santa]
** You Make... [[Short Circuit|Johnny 5.]] God Dammit. [[Pinocchio Syndrome|Motherfucker thinks he's alive.]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005070 HE IS A TIN CAN, ROBOTS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005071 Dutton] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005072 Bubble] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005073 Goggles.]
* Jade's conversation with Eridan.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005087 This,] combined with [[Mood Whiplash]].
{{quote|Come on buddy, turn that {{color|red|0}}_{{color|blue|0}} into a {{color|red|0}}u{{color|blue|0}}!
wait
No that looks stupid.
Oh well. }}
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005127 Lord English: Reveal yourself!!!!]
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005146 Jade] attempts to [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 slap] her sprite-self's shit back together.
** Jadesprite's constant "BOO HOO HOO"s can also count.
*** The last time I saw a shot like [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005148 this], it ended up [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004192 like] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004193 this].
*** Andrew later pointed out that while that would be ridiculous, [[Don't Explain the Joke|that was in fact the joke.]]
** ...which is then [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005149 interrupted] by Karkat's trolling bubbles coming out from her plethora of wearable computers.
** And then followed not long after by Karkat imagining [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005152 Jade and Jadesprite making out].
{{quote|{{color|#626262|CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO [[Freudian Slip|MAKE OUT]] [[Screw Yourself|WITH MYSELF]] TO BE.}}
{{color|#626262|CG: FUCK I MEAN}}
{{color|#626262|CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE}}  }}
** Wait, no one noticed that [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 this conversation] was a [[Call Back]] to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003542 this one?] I thought that was hilarious.
* From [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005197 &#91;S&#93; Wake,] when Tavros confronts Vriska, she gives him the same thumbs-down Bro gave Dave. Tavros responds by holding up the severed head of one of his host plushes and making the neck-slashing gesture Dave made. Vriska responds by ''[[Crosses the Line Twice|waving around his severed legs]],'' making the same gesture at her waist.
** The crazy look on her face was just priceless.
** Bec Noir nonchalantly kicking Dream!Nepeta over was [[Mood Whiplash|surprisingly slapstick-y]] for an otherwise depressing event. This troper blames the accompanying sound effect. {{color|red|DOOF.}}
*** Likewise when Vriska slaps Tavros. It's in the same art style as the ROBO-SLAP. Of course the funny stopped when she impaled him.
**** Bahahahahaha—awwwww....
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005205 Kanaya's conversation with Jade], particularly the last line.
* We finally learn what Eridan's planet was, and more to the point that he spent most of the game genociding the angels which lived there. They may have been his consorts. Nobody would visit his world nor would he leave since nobody would take up killing duty in his place. Oh, and they're tough enough to take sustained fire from a legendary weapon. It's even funnier when Karkat tries to explain how he screwed up and Eridan doesn't get it.
* The comic takes a sudden turn to the grimdark, but veers out again when we see [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005249 Karkat's reaction] to what just happened.
** Especially funny because it's almost a meta joke - that's basically everyone's reaction.
* In [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005221 &#91;S&#93; Kanaya: return to core], the description when examining the dragonsuit<ref>\The red thing next to the teleporter</ref> is one of the sweeter finds.
* We interrupt [[Nightmare Fuel|the horrific current events]] to bring you the adventures of [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005272 Terezi Pyrope, Ace Detective.]
** And one of the lines from it, upon Tavros' limp corpse landing next to her, [[Crosses the Line Twice|is funnier than it has any right to be]].
{{quote|Adios, sweet Toreadoormat.}}
** Six panels of her preparing to give him mouth-to-mouth so far and no contact yet. Thank you, Hussie. We needed this after the Gamzee thing.
{{quote|This is not going to be pretty. But what are friends for if they
cant smooch each others butchered corpses when the need arises? }}
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005284 2x Corpsesmooch COMBO!!!]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005289 This]. ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005290 Is].'' '''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005291 STUPID].'''
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 "You should be careful with that.] [[Running Gag|Do you have any idea how flammable shaving cream is?"]]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005301 You gulp down decadent foamy dollops of the BEARD BUSTER, and quickly respond with the BLUH callback as depicted jostling in the lower right hand corner of the image, because it is not nearly as tasty as you'd hoped. But then you keep eating it anyway.]
* The [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005303 stuff in Dad's wallet modus] is hilarious. In addition to the literal ton of shaving cream, Dad had also stored away ten tons of pipe tobacco, the tickets to Cirque Du Soleil (presumably from that visit that [[Persona Non Grata|banned]]), and a ''spare car.'' In his ''wallet''.
** Followed swiftly by John's thoughts on his fathers interest in Mr. Foxworthy:
{{quote|Those redneck jokes were so corny and stupid. You secretly suspected your father was mostly arrested by the man's mustache. Maybe he fantasized about shaving the man's [[Egregious]] furry lip? This seems like a reasonable theory to you. }}
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005307 BEEP. BEEP.] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005308 Get in the car, John.]
** <s> ROAD TRIP</s> [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005312 WE] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005313 HAVE] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005314 LIF][http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=025.jpg DOFF!] [[Nightmare Fuel|Don't look at the cloud]]
* John and Jade's [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005315 latest conversation].
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005325 HAPPEN 2x...][[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff|COMBOB]]
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005328 Karkat's attempt] at [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005329 troll dentistry.]
** And yet it [[Mood Whiplash|doubles]] as a [[Tear Jerker]]. Karkat is flipping the fuck out right now.
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005331 I WOULD HIGH FIVE YOU IF IT WOULDN'T SHATTER EVERY BONE IN MY HAND.]
* Every talk between Nepeta and Equius in [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921134616/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005338 this] flash. Especially the roleplay.
** They don't just roleplay, they roleplay as ''each other.'' Nepeta's imitation of Equius is particularly hilarious, especially with the shades.
{{quote|{{color|#5f8101|NEPETA: :33 < D--> *STRONG EQUIUS NO LIKE HISS-POOR ATTEMPT AT ROLEPLAY, ALSO DISAPROVES OF MISSED OPPURRTUNITY TO SPELL AMUSEMENT AS AMEWSMENT*}}
{{color|#000056|EQUIUS: D--> That's not how I talk.}}
(...)
{{color|#000056|EQUIUS: D--> *The e%posed belly commands to be scratched*}}
{{color|#000056|EQUIUS: D--> *It commands it, do as it says*}} }}
** "speaking metafurrikitty"
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005345 This is completely terrifying.]
* The transition from [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005357 Gamzee] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005358 walking] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005359 slowly] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 toward] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 Nepeta] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005361 to] [[Mood Whiplash|the]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005362 "BEEP"] of John's wind-powered flying car horn. While it [[Crosses the Line Twice]], it is similar to Karkat's reaction being needed relief after all [[Tear Jerker|those murders.]]
* {{color|#004183|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005368 AG:] Yes, she was a ghost, and then 8ecame a ro8ot. Then she 8ecame a THOUSAND ro8ots.}} Then Jack killed them all 8ut one. Then she 8lew up. {{color|#004183|Oh, and she also had that exact 8izarre laptop you are using right now. How weird is that?}}
* Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox. As usual, you fail to resist the urge. You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005379 OH GOD DAMMIT].
* Dead Tavros [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005391 pays Dead Dave a visit.]
{{quote|{{color|#e00707|TG: so aradia just so were clear}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: this is like a hellbubble right}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: its my eternal punishment to have shitty rapoffs with this tool forever is that it}}
{{color|#a10000|AA: yes you figured out the mystery!}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: i guess i had it coming for a flagrant lifetime spent being unbelievably fucking incredible at rap and just about practically everything else}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: except not dying}} }}
** Just before that:
{{quote| AT: cERTAIN FEATURES OF YOUR PALE ANATOMY MAY SERVE AS THE MARSH MALLOW INGREDIENT, nEEDED FOR THE MOLTEN SNACK,<br />
AT: i WILL PROVIDE THE FUDGE, }:D }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005407 Vriska reads her ancestor's journal] containing what seems to be the troll equivalent of a bodice ripper romance novel.
* Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzee appear to be facing off in what is sure to be an epic (or horribly-[[Curb Stomp Battle|one-sided]]) battle. Kanaya, now revived, also shows up, and it's the first time anyone has seen her since she died. What happens next? Kanaya, now [[Power Glows|glowing]], rushes over and ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 kicks] Gamzee in the <s>crotch</s> bone bulge'', [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 sending him] [[Anticlimax Boss|over the cliff]].
** You forgot the best part: {{color|indigo|hooooooooooooooooooooonk}}
*** No, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005426 this] is the best part.
*** I think you mean [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 this.]
*** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005432 Debunked. ] Eridan's reaction is priceless.
* Vriska has just seen rainbow drinker Kanaya punt Gamzee off a cliff, chainsaw Eridan in half, and punch her so hard her eyes cross. Her reaction? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005444 <33333333]. [[In Love with Your Carnage|Jegus, girl]].
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000708 Can] you blame her?
** I feel that Vriska was emoting for the audience as a whole. I know I wasn't alone in my sudden flushed feelings for her.
* For those who like [[Black Comedy]] Jack's ludicrous way of accessorizing himself.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005449 Taken to its logical extreme].
* Bec Noir [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005450 swears off trophies forever. Probably.] Also doubles as [[Mood Whiplash]] as this is immediately after his murders of Dad and Mom.
** "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005451 He is a true friend. The only you have ever known.]" [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005452 And then the panel after.] Jack is still [[Not So Above It All]].
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005454 WHY DO BONES HAVE TO BE SO DELICIOUS AND ENTICING.]
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005458 The] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005459 entire conversation] between Draconian Dignitary and Jack Noir (Sovereign Slayer). Especially DD?'s [[Imagine Spot]].
** "He says, you mean the very same droll who couldn't manage the one simple task assigned to him, to steal the White Queen's ring from the very same adoring, wonderful girl and master and friend in question? Wait. He says he just means girl. Just girl. You didn't hear any of that. You don't say anything."
* Aradia's conversation with a dead Aradiabot and an unconscious Sollux.
{{quote| {{color|#a1a100|TA: 0_0}}<br />
{{color|#a1a100|TA: FUCK, i cann0t BELIEVE i just made that face.}}<br />
{{color|#a10000|AA: hahahahaha!}}<br />
{{color|#000056|AA: hahahahaha!}} }}
*
{{quote| {{color|#a10000|AA: just as if you stay in one place for too long the geometry of space surrounding you will become unreliable}}<br />
{{color|#a10000|AA: you may swat the air to your left and discover you have just slapped yourself!}} }}
** [[Call Back|Say, Jade,]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003348 doesn't that sound] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003349 kind of familiar?]
* Sollux and Aradia in the dream bubble are good for these moments.
{{quote| {{color|#a1a100|TA: man, being blind is dumb, [[Ship Tease|can i like gr0pe y0u 0r s0mething]] t0 get up t0 date 0n y0ur appearance, w0uld that be weird?}}<br />
{{color|#a10000|AA: yes sollux that would probably be pretty weird}} }}
* {{color|#2ED73A|D}}{{color|white|o}}{{color|#2ED73A|c Scratch}} attempting to be civil to Spades Slick. While Slick is clubbing his enormous white head with his trademark horse hitcher.
{{quote| <nowiki>[</nowiki>{{color|white|You're not going to stop, are you. It will be very difficult to discuss our points of mutual interest like this. I was prepared to go about it in a civilized way, even though I knew very well I would spend the first several minutes of our meeting sitting on the floor while being flogged. I have even prepared a bowl of candy for you, which I know you will enjoy. Courtesy is important, Jack. Do you have anything at all to say? Any form of communication you care to attempt beyond the sound iron makes against my head repeatedly?}}<br />
{{color|white|No, of course not.}}<nowiki>]</nowiki> }}
** And let's not forget evidence that he really was synthesized from Lil' Cal.:
{{quote| <nowiki>[</nowiki>{{color|white|Haa haa. Hee hee. Hoo hoo.}}<nowiki>]</nowiki>}}
* Slick [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005523 really likes licorice scottie dogs]. He [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005524 REALLY likes them].
* Rose's conversation with {{color|#2ED73A|D}}{{color|white|o}}{{color|#2ED73A|c Scratch}}, in which Scratch [[Digging Yourself Deeper|accidentally comes off]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130815121354/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005527 a little] [[Mistaken for Pedophile|creepy]].
{{quote| <nowiki>[</nowiki>{{color|white|There should be no reason for you to feel uncomfortable with this interaction. Try to think of me as one of your kindly human uncle figures. In fact, if I were in your presence now, I would offer you candy to prove it.}}<nowiki>]</nowiki><br />
{{color|#b536de|TT: Oh my god.}} }}
** The conversation [[Sarcasm Mode|gets]] [[It Got Worse|better.]] When he refers to [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005528 the White King,] the Homestuck reader knows he means the fifth exile, but Rose hearing it from a guy made completely of white means something [[I Thought It Meant|creepily]] [[Unfortunate Implications|unsettling.]]
{{quote| {{color|#b536de|TT: You're being creepy again.}} <br />
<nowiki>[</nowiki>{{color|white|No I'm not. Besides, [[I Call Him "Mister Happy"|the White King]] agrees with me.}}<nowiki>]</nowiki> <br />
{{color|#b536de|TT: [[Flat What|What?]]}} }}
** The conversation also has a fun [[Call Back|call]][http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005532 back.]
{{quote| {{color|#b536de|TT: Friendship isn't an emotion, numbnuts.}}}}
* When he crashes into the private conversation of Rose and Jade, it is as hilarious as it is creepy.
{{quote| <nowiki>[</nowiki>{{color|white|Hello ladies.}}<nowiki>]</nowiki>}}
** And then [https://web.archive.org/web/20110901082440/http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?37461-Rose-Show-Genuine-Distress&p=4821142&viewfull=1#post4821142 this image] makes it more hilarious, with a [[Call Back]] with a [[Memetic Mutation]].
** Jade's reaction is especially funny as well.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005569 At this point], pretty much every panel with John in it is a CMOF, a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|CMOA]], or both.
** "They all blew away in the--[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005572 BREEZE].
** [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005579 All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005590 John] is the derp-master. It is him.
* Even though [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005595 &#91;S&#93; Seer: Descend] is generally [[Tear Jerker|sad]] and a bit [[Nightmare Fuel|frightening]], it still has its light moments, like when Rose meets up with John, signalling the first meeting between the children. John can't understand a thing Rose is saying because she's speaking like an [[Eldritch Abomination]], and when Rose tries to tell John that his dad is dead, John asks if he's in trouble. Rose responds by pulling her velvet pillow out of nowhere<ref>most likely [[Hammerspace|her sylladex]]</ref> and yelling her frustration into it.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000673 Can anyone say] "[[Mythology Gag]]"?
** "[[Squick|This...]] [[Nausea Fuel|this is erotic fanfiction written about the queen in first-person.]] [[This Is Wrong on So Many Levels|This doesn't belong in the library.]] [[Brain Bleach|This doesn't belong anywhere.]]"
** "They wait for he who would drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib." (It makes a bit more sense if you've [[Homestuck/Quotes|done the appropriate reading.]])
* Dave tries to retrieve Bro's sword from his corpse by breaking it to fit his 1/2 Bladekind Abstratus. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005600 He] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005601 fails], [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005602 hilariously so.]
** [[Brick Joke|He finally did an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle.]]
** But then he stays laying on the ground next to his Bros corpse and [[Tear Jerker|refuses to get up.]]
* Dave [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005604 is contacted by an Exile for the first time], who is almost certainly AR due to the law enforcement talk. The law enforcement talk which Dave accidentally starts repeating in his conversation with Terezi. [[Rule of Three|The law enforcement talk]] which starts turning [[Lawful Neutral|Terezi]] on.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005627 "WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?"]
* In a mix of [[Nightmare Fuel]] and this, Gamzee replaces Terezi's favorite scalemate with Lil' Cal as she's hugging it. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005638 Her face sells it perfectly.]
* I told her about [[A Worldwide Punomenon|stares.]]
** "YG'TH NUG B'RIBGYTHLG"
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005702 Bonk.] (Look at the site banner.)
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005720 Slick does what he does best.] (Look at the site banner)
* Despite the result of the above, Doc still takes time to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005722 refill the candy bowl.] (Once again, the site banner.)
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005743 Karkat meets Terezi on the roof.] He is holding a note with blood in it.
{{quote| {{color|#2b0057|<nowiki>bro. SLOPPY M4K3OUTS. NOW. on the roof. H3H3H3 >:o] </nowiki>}}}}
* Doc Scratch does not enjoy Sloppy Makeouts. [http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005755 He does not enjoy them at all.] (Banner again)
** And so he decides to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005758 intervene.]
* But the background image of a certain Mr. Cage for Vriska's confirmed death, despite being a [[Level Breaker]], is a funny [[Level Breaker]].
* Doc Scratch can tolerate almost anything. Just don't [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005764 mess] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005765 with] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 his] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 clock.]
** And then, after a resounding "DOOF." of Slick on the next roof, Doc Scratch delivers the conclusion of his lecture to him (Starting [http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005768 here.]) Slick is told to use Scratch's [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff|deudly firearms.]]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 AUTO-HARLEY!]
* This exchange here:
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd|<nowiki>EB: aradia? </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#626262|<nowiki>CG: JUST ANOTHER DEAD TROLL, WHO CARES. </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|<nowiki>EB: :( </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#626262|<nowiki>CG: STOP FROWNING, SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD BEFORE SHE DIED. </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|<nowiki>EB: ... </nowiki>}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|<nowiki>EB: :( </nowiki>}} }}

* Karkat's [[That Came Out Wrong|hilariously inappropriate slew of Freudian slips]] while trying to get John up to speed on things [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005771 here] (the first doubling as a [[Call Back]]):
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CG: I'VE TRIED TO TELL HER THAT HER SPRITE SELF IS PROBABLY NOWHERE NEAR AS DESPICABLE AS SHE'S MAKING OUT WITH HERSELF TO BE. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: I MEAN }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: MAKING HERSELF OUT TO BE. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. }} }}
** and shortly after:
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CG: LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: WE'VE ALL GOT FLAWS, EVEN HER }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: AND FOR ALL THE SHIT SHE'S GIVEN ME ON THIS VERY SUBJECT, SHE KEEPS HERSELF DANGLING FROM A VERY HIGH HOOK. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: SHE'D BE DOING ME A MAJOR PERSONAL SOLID BY MAKING AT LEAST SOME ATTEMPT TO GET HERSELF OFF. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: WAIT }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: FUCK }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: WHAT DID I JUST SAY }}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EB: wow. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: I MEANT LET HERSELF OFF. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: THE HOOK. THE FUCKING HOOK, IT'S A FIGURE OF GODDAMN SPEECH. }}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EB: /raises eyebrows }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE. }}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EB: ok, i am putting them back down as not suggestively as possible. }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: WHAT WERE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT, IT WASN'T THIS, WHATEVER THIS IS. }}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EB: what is what this is? }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: IT'S NOTHING, YOU SHIT. IT HAS BEEN THE CONVERSATIONAL EQUIVALENT OF US WHISTLING THROUGH OUR SNORT BARRELS WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER INAPPROPRIATELY. }}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EB: was... }}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|EB: was that another weird erotic slip of the tongue? }}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: NO, THAT WAS ME BEING WORKED UP INTO THIS RIDICULOUS FUCKING CONNIPTION AND SAYING SOMETHING INFLAMMATORY, GOD. HOW DOES THAT NOT BE CLEAR BY NOW??? }} }}
* If music counts... the [[Nicolas Cage|Nic]] [[Stupid Statement Dance Mix|Cage]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20131114150231/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nic-cage-song Song].
** It gets so much better with the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXIoBnu2MU fan video].
* While the big multi-story flash from [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005774 07/02/11] is mostly [[Heartwarming Moments]] and [[Tear Jerker|tear jerkers]], one segments stands out for being funny as balls: the Liv Tyler and Courtyard Droll Chase Hour! Guest featuring WV.
* Dave and Rose's increasingly inaccurate sports metaphors in the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005836 07/14/11 update].
** Was anyone else hearing [[Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!|Tim and Eric's]] 'SPORTS!' song playing in their head as they read that?
* Before all of the unpleasantness on the asteroid happened, Jade gave Karkat a mildly self-deprecating phrase to use as their chat password. Karkat...blows it a little out of proportion.
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CG: LET'S SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER, IT WAS PRETTY ELABORATE IF I RECALL, OK HERE GOES.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, [[Foreshadowing|AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS]] "[[Memetic Mutation|PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS]], [[Foreshadowing|CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT."]] WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME. }} }}
* Jade ''wapping Bec Noir'' upside the head with a newspaper.
* Gamzee admitting to wanting to make out with Tavros. It comes almost entirely out of left field and Tavros is completely dumbfounded about it.
** Gamzee referring to a light that makes him wince. [[Groin Attack|If only he knew]].
** The rapping beforehand is also pretty hilarious.
{{quote|  {{color|#a15000|AT: sO MANY, uH, gRATUITOUS EXPLETIVE, mIRACLES, tHE MAGIC MOTHER, aLSO eXPLETIVE, mIRACLES,}}}}
* Despite being a gigantic [[Tear Jerker]] for [[The Woobie|Karkat]], the 8/2/11 updates manage to be tragically absurd.
{{quote| CG: I THINK I GAVE HIM CANCER.<br />
CG: I GAVE YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE.<br />
CG: SORRY. }}
* Hussie [https://web.archive.org/web/20130821190306/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005956 breaks the fifth wall]. It could probably be a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], but the [[Alt Text]] kind of throws you off. Booyeah!
* The [[Alt Text]] for [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005959 this page].
* The scary wolf head [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005963 makes a reappearance]. (look at the banner)
{{quote|  '''Hussie in [[Alt Text]]:''' Ah-ha! Caught red-handed you bastard. You stop clogging up my story with your troll fanfiction this instaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.}}
**
{{quote|  [[Captain Obvious|That was not the right door.]]}}
* AH's monologue as he sneaks up on Scratch is pretty amusing as well.
{{quote|  My heartbeat falls in rhythm with the clock as I draw close to my prey. I leave nothing to chance, for you see it is the most dangerous prey of all, a four foot tall asshole in suspenders who wont shut up. Wait for it, Hussie. Wait for it...}}
** In fact, let's just say all the [[Alt Text]] is hilarious.
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005973 AH's] [http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005974 getback] [http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005975 at] Doc Scratch for taking over his narration. Look at how they wiggle as Hussie attacks Doc Scratch! Doubles as [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
{{quote|  Everybody is totally fed up with your condescending, self indulgent narrative style. They all want to go back to my slightly less condescending, slightly more self indulgent style.}}

{{quote| See? Even that little girl has had enough of your shit. Run, Aradia's ancestor! Run!!!! You have locked up your last asian schoolgirl, you sick fuck.<br />
Oh don't you flop around at me like that. Are you listening little man?!  }}
** And sure enough, all that flopping around gave a couple of people [https://web.archive.org/web/20130213034742/http://homestuckfighter.info/cyborg771/CongaStuck/ an idea...]
*** And then Hussie made that pic his Twitter feed background.
* Shooooooooooooosh. *pap pap*
** In the flash beforehand, everyone in the vicinity 'fills a quadrant' with Gamzee, but gets stopped by Karkat. Kanaya attempts to ashen-mediate between Karkat and Gamzee, Terezi tries to go caliginous for him, and Karkat is later revealed to be pale with Gamzee, which leaves Sollux as flushed. Instead, he has mixed flushed/caliginous feelings, and starts yelling at what he ''thinks'' is Gamzee... but is facing the wrong way, and is yelling at Li'l Cal instead. It's ''hilarious''.
** The shoosh/pap moment also manages to make [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 this bit] from a few updates back [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] as well:
{{quote| {{color|#626262|CG: JOHN, TRUST ME. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.}}<br />
{{color|#626262|CG: IT'S JUST A TROLL THING, HUMANS WOULDN'T GET IT.}} }}
* Andrew returns to his old [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005996 narrating] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005997 ways.] Doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]], too.
* Speaking of the Act 5 Flash, there's one short moment with Terezi pointing up at the Green Sun, and Karkat grabbing her arm and pointing her in the right direction.
** Shortly before that, when Karkat is cut off from Jade due to The Scratch, you can see Gamzee waving while everyone else is a safe distance away from him while Kanaya eyes Gamzee suspiciously.
** If you look really closely, it looks more like he's flipping her off, not waving.
* [[Mood Whiplash|In the middle]] [[The Reveal|of the rather intense and chilling]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20131020162942/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006011 &#91;S&#93; Begin Intermission 2], the view amusingly cuts to a series of shots [[Call Back|of the scary wolf head.]] [[Rule of Three|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.]]
* From the album art for Frog Hunt: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922093248/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/frog-hunt POOR DAVE!]
* The Beginning of Act 6 focuses on a billboard of [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff]]: [[The Movie|THE MOIVE]] for a few seconds.
* The [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001982 opening sequence] for Homestuck Alpha happens [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006022 entirely offscreen.]
{{quote|  ''"Earlier this morning you thought you heard the mail truck, even though the mail never comes in the morning. But just to be sure, you rushed downstairs to check, even though due to recent events, you are FORBIDDEN FROM LEAVING THE HOUSE. Alas, it was not there, and you sort of spaced out at the sky with a goofy grin on your face for no great reason"''}}
** We did see the part where she stared up at the sky.
* Crazylegs Hussie. That is all.
* Karkat sets up a memo board to talk to Dave and John in. What's it called? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004688 Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory!]
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006036 Jane: Answer Jake] in its entirety. Mostly because of the [[Jive Turkey|odd language]].
* Jane thinks her Gristwidget is a piece of junk. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006050 She] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006051 proves] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006052 why.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006056 Jane: Answer Lalonde] [[Crosses the Line Twice]] with [[The Alcoholic]] 15-yr-old [[Bottle Fairy]].
* Receieving Sburb Alpha in the mail, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006057 Jane exclaims] in [[Buffy-Speak]].
* Jane's thoughts on [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006059 donning] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006060 clever] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006061 disguises.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006071 Jake: Make out with all of them.]
{{quote|  "Yes, that was a waste of time. Definitely. It's definitely not something you spend much time doing whenever you are alone, which is always. "}}
* Jake [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006085 getting increasingly irritated with Strider's auto-response bot]:
{{quote|  {{color|#1f9400|GT: Hey. Tell me about the auto responder. Make it snappy shitknickers!}}}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006102 Sometimes you tell dad you really want poppop in the attic. He says the mere fact you call it that tells him you're not ready.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130509084042/http://christwire.org/2011/11/the-works-of-evil-andrew-hussies-devil-worship/ The Works of Evil: Andrew Hussie's Devil Worship] is quite possibly the funniest article ever written about Homestuck.
** Then there's Andrew Hussie's comment: [[Memetic Mutation|Just as planned]].
* We [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006122 finally find out] where all the [[Running Gag|pumpkins]] have been disappearing to!
* Roxy, on Betty Crocker's influence:
{{quote| {{color|#ff6ff2|TG: all i know is shes banking on us doing this and if she needs us to do this than its got to be to make somethin fucking hoorible happen}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TG: * horbible}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TG: * whore bible}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TG: ^ bullseye}} }}
* Speaking of bullseyes:
{{quote|  [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}006132 AH HA. GOT YOU YOU SON OF A, SHIT, WAIT.]}}
** Doubles as [[Mood Whiplash/Homestuck|Mood Whiplash]]
*** Also, [[Homestuck/Fridge|Fridge Brilliance]], considering Jake just killed Tavros' guardian. (Or at least one of the same species.)
* Meta example: go to [[wikipedia:Betty Crocker|the Betty Crocker Wikipedia page]]. Scroll down to 'in popular culture.' Suddenly realise how ''utterly absurd'' Homestuck truly is.
** Saved due to it constantly being removed:
{{quote| A fictionalized version, of the Betty Crocker character, is a supporting character in the webcomic ''Homestuck'', wherein she is sometimes referred to as the "Batter Witch". This portrayal is married to a fictionalized version of Mark Twain in the early 20th century. It is strongly implied that she's a malevolent, nigh-immortal alien from another universe, and is using her corporate empire to control the population, and to bring about the ruin of this universe.}}
* "[[Sophisticated As Hell|The Tao of falling the]] [[Precision F-Strike|fuck]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006157 down]"
* Strider's touching and entirely disturbing monologue about the power of his puppetry.
{{quote| {{color|#f2a400|TT: If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here. }}<br />
{{color|#00d5f2|GG: Oh yes? }}<br />
{{color|#00d5f2|GG: Then this whole affair will be one of D. Strider's grand productions in puppetry? }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: I will be the unseen hand whose nimble digits are behind every subtle twitch in our session's bulbous foam ass. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: At least those gyrations not happening by the volition of its own quivering absorbant proboscis. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: If you ever need help, Jane. If you're ever in any trouble at all, let me know. Just say the word. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: I'll whip the toggle stick of this ludicrous marionette, cavorting its humongous bottom to intercept your freefall through the abyss. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: Snowcone you up in the fluffy crook of its cleft. Don't be alarmed if you're in no hurry to unpry yourself. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: For the great jut of this impudent rump has more yield to your touch than you ever dreamt. Remember to catch your breath as it cherishes the imprint of your hand like a memento from a lover gone to war. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: There's a lot of give to that ass, you may say. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: Might like to settle in. Make myself comfortable. Start a family. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: Bounce a coin off that ass, you'll demand of visitors. It's not going anywhere. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: Bet that coin'll take a good nap there. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: It's a gamble you win every goddamn time. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: Yeah.}} }}
* Which is funnier-the bunny fidgeting the [[Potty Dance]] while [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006163 holding the fridge,] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006164 Jane reacting] [[Annoying Younger Sibling|annoyed at the bunny]] for [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006165 putting the fridge down] [[Comically Missing the Point|WRONG,]] OR [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006166 B2!Dad noticing the mess] with [[Stunned Silence]]?
* [[Faux Horrific|OH MY GOD THE HUMANITY.]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006173 HOW THEY EXACT THEIR POUND OF FLESH.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006174 Nearby,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006175 someone or something] [[Hell Is That Noise|bleats like]][[Brick Joke|a goat]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006176 for strategic purposes.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006177 And also Ironic purposes.]
** [[Word of God|Look, Dave had like 3000 pages to bleat like a goat.]] [http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?43855-Welcome-to-Jurrasi-I-mean-Lusus-Monster-Park&p=5829733&viewfull=1#post5829733 He dropped the fucking ball]{{Dead link}}.
** In the sound credits, it is referred to as [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Sick Bleats]].
* Just before that, the image of Jake [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006171 running for his life away from the goatdad] is funny on its own, but it's even funnier when played with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk6AobT_SDo Gotta Go Fast] or [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ Yakety Sax.]
* For those who like their [[Black Comedy]]: "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006189 Oh god, you're right! There are still a few characters I haven't killed yet.]"
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006201 Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain cloth.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006205 MIND FUCK]
* Serenity's translated morse code on [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006210 this page:] YOU SUCK!!
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006212 Jack Noir wasn't scared of PM...]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006238 JOHN: you are like a furry now, but not really the weird kind that people on the internet like to have sex with in their imagination. JADE: D:] John, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?
* John writes a letter to his friends on the back of a poster, but feels it shouldn't just be crumpled up and tossed. So what do they do? Use a bucket to hold the letter, only to realize at literally the last second that trolls hate buckets "for some reason". [[Hilarity Ensues]], along with a return of a certain [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006245 famous expression] [[Jaw Drop|on Karkat's face]].
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006249 Rose and Dave meet some of the trolls.] Watch out for the Karkat on the end, too.
* Karkat jokingly freaks out at the possibility of having his eyes burned out by the Green Sun and asks if "one of you awesome dudes has a radical pair of shades I can borrow?" [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006251 Kanaya] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006252 obliges].<ref>with Equius's shades</ref>
* All of the dialogue with the kids and the trolls in front of the green sun, but the end of Rose's exposition is especially hilarious.
{{quote| {{color|#b536da| ROSE: Don't be ridiculous. It won't take nearly that long.}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: OH}}<br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: It'll only take about three years.}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: OK}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: THAT'S NOT SO BAD I GUESS.}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: WAIT, HOW LONG ARE YEARS SUPPOSED TO BE AGAIN?}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: WAS IT LIKE TWO WEEKS OR SOMETHING?}}<br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: Yes, two.}}<br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: And then fifty more.}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.}} }}
* Rose talking to Dave about Maple hoof at the end of [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006257 this] conversation.
{{quote| {{color|#b536da| ROSE: Was that the one you mentioned had a pink heart on it?}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: yeah}} <br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: Hmm.}} <br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: what}} <br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: It's just that with the clarity afforded by my new abilities, it occurred to me just now that dead horse was likely the beautiful pet pony my mother gave me recently.}} <br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: It was crushed to death by your newborn ass.}} <br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: You bastard.}} }}
** This troper busted out laughing and doubled over at that line.
** And immediately before that:
{{quote| {{color|#626262| KARKAT: YOU KNOW HOW EVERY NOW AND THEN YOUR LUSUS WILL BRING SOME RANDOM ASS DEAD ANIMAL BACK TO YOUR HIVE FOR NO FUCKING REASON}} <br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: AND THEY DON'T EVER STOP DOING THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU YELL}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: IT'S LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: not really}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: oh wait}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: against all odds i sorta do}} }}
* The entirety of the "first contact" between the two humans and the surviving trolls is almost nothing but laughs, but Terezi's sheer embarrassment over the whole thing is hilarious.
{{quote| {{color|#008282|TEREZI: 1 4M SO SORRY YOU GUYS}}<br />
{{color|#008282|TEREZI: W3 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4 LOT COOL3R TH4N TH1S!}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|DAVE: are you actually}}<br />
{{color|#008282|TEREZI: ...}}<br />
{{color|#008282|TEREZI: NO}}<br />
{{color|#008282|TEREZI: NO W3 AR3 NOT}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006262 Karkat] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006263 being] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006264 slowly] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006265 hit] by a bucket had this troper in stitches!
** The arms really sell it.
*** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghV1U61NkBU Now in semi animated form with appropriate soundtrack!]
** And [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006645 repeated] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006646 by] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006647 John] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006648 with] Roxy's foot.
* The [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006272 letter] that John places inside said bucket also qualifies; he's unaware of the fact that trolls reproduce by depositing their genetic material in buckets, and that as a result trolls consider buckets obscene. In that light, the fact that he opens the letter with "it is john, jade, and dave sprite. [[Accidental Innuendo|we all contributed to the contents of this bucket!]]" is nothing short of hilarious. As a whole, the letter is basically worded as awkwardly as possible.
** Davesprite [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006244 insisting] on defiling the poster John writes the letter on. When John doesn't let him, Davesprite acts as if he's being denied something that's rightfully his. And then he draws on it anyway with sprite powers.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922022043/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006273 &#91;S&#93;[[[A 6 I 1]]] Karkat: Mental breakdown.] All of it. Right down to [[Ascended Meme|Rose's EYEBROWS.]]
** Also, the translated text at the end.<ref>"This is stupid."</ref>
** Finally, [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921132344/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=darkcage if you click the Nick Cage head at the end of the flash] he informs you that was the plan...to give you a boner. And you got one.
*** [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921101346/http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/14662476953/boner Boner.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006274 The panel afterward].
* And for a bit of dark humor, the first update of 2012: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006312 >Ball: Drop]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006330 Dad shows us how the Green-verse uproots its bathtubs.]
* After weeks about wondering about the other three letters in Roxy Lalonde and Dirk Strider's first names, we finally get some more information. Specifically, we know one more letter: their names are Roxy Lalonde and Dirk Strider. [[Teasing Creator]] at its finest.
** And just when we're about to find out Lalonde's name... a cat's tail is covering the last two letters. HUSSIEEEE!
** And ''again'' with Dirk's name and a miniature Maplehoof. Hussie has all the [[Trolling Creator]] credentials down. All of them!
* The version of Detective Pony edited by D. Strider, starting [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006339 here]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006343 After installing Sburb] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006350 on her computer,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006351 Jane flies out of her room] and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006352 onto the couch.] The [[Reaction Shot]] really sells it, thanks to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006353 Jane’s] [[Death Glare]].
* You're cool with dabbling in the FINE SEQUENTIAL ARTS, and your work could be viewed by some as BORDERLINE PORNOGRAPHIC. And to those philistines you'll be heard wondering, what the fuck do you mean BORDERLINE?
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006381 Roxy: Sip martini thoughtfully.]
** DELICIOUS
* Squarewave's reaction to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006441 losing to Dirk in a rap-off]:
{{quote| <code> {{color|#e00707|SQUAREWAVE: DAMN DOGG WHY AS A ROBOT I GOT TO BE SO}} [[No Waterproofing in the Future|PREDICTABLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO LIQUID]] {{color|#e00707|LIKE THIS. IT AIN'T COOL!!!}}</code>}}
* Dirk and the Autoresponder working together.
{{quote| {{color|#00d5f2|GG: Are you typing your most important instructions in red now?}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TT: Yes.}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: No.}}<br />
{{color|#00d5f2|GG: ...}} }}
* The truth about uranianUmbra:
{{quote| {{color|#f2a400|TT: What I'm asking is, have you ever written stories about us?}}<br />
{{color|#929292|UU: .....}}<br />
{{color|#929292|UU: [[Ascended Fanboy|yes]]. u_u}} }}
* Roxy recommends that Jane loosen up:
{{quote|  {{color|#ff6ff2|TG: jc your are the tightassiest tightass who ever tightened up an ass}}}}
** also
{{quote| {{color|#ff6ff2|TG: jane i am afraid}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TG: that ur bottom}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TG: is a stubborn clam}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TG: guarding priceless treasure}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2|TG: and a deadly secret}} }}
* An incredible portion of [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006472 &#91;S&#93; Prince of Heart: Rise up.] It is filled with [[Call Back]] power, from a very large number of pages, often with humorous twists: at one point, Jake taunts Robo-Dirk... only to get ''[[Multi-Armed and Dangerous|five]]'' thumbs down, a la [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002771 &#91;S&#93; Dave: Abscond.] The look on Jake's face is ''[[Oh Crap|priceless.]]''
** The Prince is awake. [[Badass Boast|Your shit]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|is wrecked.]]
** Jake's [[Eye Glasses]] flying off. True to the trope, he has no eyes underneath (but he's not [[Blind Without'Em]] as badly as Velma, effortlessly picking them up off the ground).
* Jake asks Jane whether she has feelings for him, and Jane [[Can't Spit It Out|panics and turns him down]]. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006488 The expression on her face in the following panel is priceless.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006490 As is this one after she keeps sticking her foot in her mouth.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006493 And this one.]
* The Post-scratch White Queen saves Jane from Jack. [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006500 And utterly destroys her aloof, dignified image in the process.]
* Remember [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=pony &#91;S&#93; Ride]? [https://web.archive.org/web/20130927174328/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=pony2 Here's the sequel]. Complete with [[Ascended Meme]].
* "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006567 Hold still, Slick]". What's funny is that Hussie is practically canonizing fanart.
** "Its fresh from the Butler's teat, you just watched me milk it!"
** "MS. PAINT! Is that soup ready yet? He's being a dick."
** "Also can you bring me some gauze? [[Knife Nut|He stabbed me]] [[Running Gag|again.]]"
** Ms. Paint seems [[Ship Tease|so happy]] to serve Jack.
* [[I Hate Past Me|Karkat opens another]] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006585 memo.]
* After finishing his conversation with future Karkat, Karkat proceeds to respond to the memo that he had created ten minutes ago because he wants to antagonize a version of himself that's 10 minutes away. What really hammers it in is the chat bubble above his head, which shows Karkat yelling at Karkat, whos yelling at karkat, who's yelling at Karkat...
{{quote| {{color|#008141|KANAYA:}} [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}006597 No]<br />
{{color|#008141|KANAYA: See Im Explaining This Badly}}<br />
{{color|#008141|KANAYA: All Im Saying Is Basically}}<br />
{{color|#008141|KANAYA: Just}}<br />
{{color|#008141|KANAYA:}} [[Precision F-Strike|Fuck]] {{color|#008141|That Guy}} }}
* Then there's the coffee machine - aka the [[Stealth Pun|Instant Revitalizing Machine]] from [[EarthBound]].
* Rose reveals that Dave was checking out their mom—months ago, in a dream, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006608 and she never said a thing about it. ;)]
* Dave and Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006610 most recent interaction] ends with Karkat grabbing Dave's cape, and Dave telling him to knock it off, resulting in this:
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|DAVE: i cant believe i seriously just said dude dont touch my cape to somebody and was serious about it}}}}
* To paraphrase...
{{quote| {{color|#626262|Karkat: Dave, read this trashy troll romance novel. It will fix everything.}} <br />
{{color|#e00707|Dave: No. Hell no.}}<br />
[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}006613 Rose: *yoink*] }}
** It's not just Rose's utterly hilarious expression that does it, but the fact that she grabs the book and runs away without moving her arms or legs at all.
*** It gets even funnier when you think about it: Karkat doesn't even really react or yell at her for it other than just stare at her. That means he's used to it because SHE'S DONE IT BEFORE.
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006614 This update] to [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006618 this update.] That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter.
{{quote| {{color|#626262|KARKAT: FINE TAKE IT!}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|DAVE: no}}<br />
{{color|#626262|KARKAT: WHAT??}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|DAVE: were still drawing}}<br />
{{color|#626262|KARKAT: LET GO}} }}
** You cannot beat Strider in a counter-troll-off. HE IS SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS!
** This is eventually followed by Kanaya silently and wordlessly wondering about their desperate need for an auspistice, and, presumably, the fact that it will almost inevitably be her, with a confused "what the hell" expression on her face.
** Karkat getting [[Cape Snag|wrapped in Dave's cape]], forcing Dave to suplex him in an attempt to get free.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006636 John's no-romance plans for meeting back up with his friends:]
{{quote| {{color|#0715cd|JOHN: when i catch up with our buddies, i'm sure i will give rose a nice, FRIENDLY hug.}}<br />
{{color|#4ac925|JADE: aww}}<br />
{{color|#0715cd|JOHN: whereas i will [[Man Hug|offer dave a tender bro embrace]], and [[Vitriolic Best Buds|shove karkat down a flight of friendship stairs]].}} }}
** [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006637 And seconds later Jaspers is meowing John the birthday song], and pissing off Dog Tier Jade in the process. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006638 Chase ensues.]
* John's face getting trampled by Dream Roxy. Bonus points because it calls back to Karkat getting hit in the face by a bucket AND Jake's dreambubble meeting.
** It then results in the [[Running Gag]] where it zooms in to heart emotes or similar next to a character's face. It happens to John here, only because of his [[Celibate Hero]] status it's... [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006650 him making a silly face].
* Hussie saves Spades Slick from Lord English...by hurling him off a balcony, on top of what is apparently a very, very tall building.
** He also rushes SS to said balcony using his hilarious [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006696 "throttling Doc Scratch" animation.]
* [[Irony]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006702 Hussie's doing it wrong.]
{{quote|  '''Hussie''': You have underestimated my omniscience almost as badly [[Self-Deprecation|as I overestimate it as a matter of daily routine.]]}}
** His [[Cluster F-Bomb]] when he remembers that Doc Scratch only ever put one [[Abnormal Ammo|cueball]] [[It Works Better with Bullets|in his gun]].
{{quote| '''Hussie''': How ironic, that your very demise would be in the proximity of some horses. What? You didn't follow that? Just think it over. Think it over...<br />
'''Hussie''': WHILE YOU DIE SHIT SHIT SHIT, OH SHIT. FUCK. SHIT SHIT FUCK, I FORGOT.  }}
* Hussie [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/DOTA/ proposes to Vriska]. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* Dirk's Auto-Responder explains to Jane [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006726 just how tight he is with Lil Sebastian.]
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|TT: He and I are linked the hell up cyberwise. We are so tight. Tight like you wouldn't believe.}}<br />
{{color|#00d5f2|GG: Oh yeah?}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TT: It's like he is the Incredible Hulk's pants, and I am his monstrous package yearning to bust loose.}}<br />
{{color|#00d5f2|GG: Blehhhh, why??}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TT: Jane.}}<br />
{{color|#e00707|TT: It seems there is a way bigger than average probability that you do not want to discuss Bruce Banner's megalithic gamma schlong.}}  }}
* Jane's possible responses for meeting Gamzee(?) and being asked if she would like for him to be her guide are [[But Thou Must!|"No" and "Fuck no."]] Even Jane, who's never met him before, already knows he's trouble.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006727 Jane cautiously approaches Gamzee.] [[Crosses the Line Twice]] with [[Tear Jerker]] and [[Nightmare Fuel]]?? Check. Mixture of [[Squick]] and [[Black Comedy]]?? Double check. [[Lampshade Hanging]] the forums' talk about how he got his new clothes with shenanigans? Triple check. The ability to click on his codpiece? Quadruple check. The [[Dissonant Serenity]] of the music?? Quintuple check. Jane's reaction to everything?? Sextuple check, and [[Beyond the Impossible|oh so priceless.]] Anything else missed??
* GAMZEE ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006730 WHAT] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006731 THE] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006732 FUCK]''
* Say hello to your wonderful new guide, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006734 Jane]!
* Jake and Dirk give us this little gem:
{{quote| {{color|#1f9400|GT: Pardon me but do i SOUND like some trollycar bellwether toiling in the heart of the mustache belt from the ruff n tumble year of nineteen aught nine??? }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|:TT: ...}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|:TT: He said unironically. }} }}
* Ladies and gentlemen, [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006764 the third anti-christ.]
** While we're at it, we have the [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope]] Administration. Although it's filled with [[Nightmare Fuel]], there's a lot of [[Refuge in Audacity]] and [[Crosses the Line Twice|so many crossed lines.]]
{{quote| '''[[Twitter|@andrewhussie]]''': [[A Rare Sentence|a line i seriously just wrote in reality]]: "People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined."}}
* Another gem between Dirk and Jake:
{{quote| {{color|#f2a400|TT: Either you get your shit together and put the moves on this dead space vixen or I start fucking with your cortex and make you pop a dream boner.}} <br />
{{color|#1f9400|GT: NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!!}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: Sorry Jake. The plan's in motion.}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: Next stop, Boner City.}}<br />
{{color|#1f9400|GT: SO THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG???}}<br />
{{color|#1f9400|GT: TO GIVE ME A BONER???}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: And you}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: ...}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: ...}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: ...}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: ...}}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: Got one.}}<br />
{{color|#1f9400|GT: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!}} }}
* The entire conversation between Dirk and Jake is made more hilarious with the reveal that "Dirk" is just a figment dreamed up by Jake. Jake is having an argument with ''himself''. And losing. Badly.
** Not to mention that it seems he's having said argument in front of Aranea.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006778 Jack: Start Jailbreak Adventure.] Complete with [[Lampshade Hanging]] and [[Self-Deprecation]] all over the place.
** CD's attempt at sending Jack help along with the message, "You're welcome." With a picture of him winking.
** The [[Running Gag]] of Jack killing the guards making his own escape harder.
{{quote| That is not how you convince someone to do something. You're supposed to save the stabbing until AFTER you intimidate him into doing what you want! How exactly is a dead guy supposed to pick up some keys for you?! }}
** Being the other guy, who happens to be a sentry Jack just killed, which acts as a [[Relax-O-Vision]] from Jack fighting a regulator lug.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006824 You be the other guy again while they beat you senseless.]
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006844 This.] [[Soundtrack Dissonance|By far the most casual flash yet.]] Oh yeah, and [[Crack Pairing|the shot of John]] [[Non Sequitur Scene|kissing Gamzee.]]
** Hussie getting laid out by Vriska in the [[Call Back|exact same way]] that Kanaya did to her (also the first time we see the Huss of Lips actually ''have'' lips.)
* Jane's Dad has officially gone overboard with the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006854 notes.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006865 uu has Dirk draw him some porn]. It is much funnier than anyone could expect. After two pages of "porn" so tame and non-sexual you could print it on a cereal box, we get:
{{quote| uu: IT'S NOT AS TITILLATING AS I DESIRE. <br />
uu: [[Crosses the Line Twice|HAVE THE MALE EAT THE CHILD]].<br />
TT: [http://goo.gl/itJga (link)]. }}
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/04966_2.gif Dirk is clearly not enjoying this]. It's even funnier due to these events being contrasted to his epic battle against an army of robots in his relative future.
*** From the expression, he looks ''bored'', making it even more amusing. He clearly would be happier if he was allowed to get into deeper territory.
** The fact uu ends the game when Dirk gets into [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|male boner and Nicholas Cage territory]] is another crowner too.
** "Your eyes. Are an ocean. Your breasts. Are also an ocean."
** [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|Jane serenades Roxy by singing the]] [[Ghostbusters]] [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|theme]].
*** *pornspire*
* After uu's rather dark [[Mood Whiplash]], we get Aranea [[Not So Stoic|losing her seemingly perpetual cool]] when she finds out all hell broke lose on the purple moon between Meenah, Karkat, Dave, and Kanaya [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006884 in the few minutes she was gone to pick up Jake].
** Then, Dave asks Rose this:
{{quote| {{color|#e00707| DAVE: (rose whos the john looking kid)}}<br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: (I think it's young Father-Grandad Harleybert.)}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: ([[Flat What|what]])}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006885 Meenah aproaching and backing off ad infinitum.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006887 Meenah and Karkat]:
{{quote| {{color|#77003c| MEENAH: that guy!}}<br />
{{color|#77003c| MEENAH: nubbyshouts}}<br />
{{color|#77003c| MEENAH: that guy is cool!!}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: THANKS, WHOEVER THE FUCK!!!}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: BYE.}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006889 _(^q^)_ ]
** Throughout the conversation, her various creative snoring sounds
{{quote| {{color|#ff6ff2| zzzzzznort,,..}} <br />
{{color|#ff6ff2| *SNOAR*}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2| lol snork ;D}} }}
* Before [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006890 Aranea's] [[Info Dump]], [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006891 Meenah begins a shorter version.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006899 And Meenah's conclusion.]
{{quote| '''Meenah''': now were ghosts the end}}
** In between, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006895 Meenah's] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006896 plan] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006897 works] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006898 perfectly.]
{{quote|  [[Suicide as Comedy|BETTER]] [[Gone Horribly Right|LUCK]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|NEXT]] [[Refuge in Audacity|TIME]]}}
* Aranea is utterly enraged by the above event, and sarcastically gives [[Better Than It Sounds]] summaries of the lives of all the A2 Ancestors. Ampora and Makara's really stand out though:
{{quote| '''ARANEA''': Ampora was a pirate. No8ody liked him. He killed a lot of people, 8ut was later executed 8ecause he was una8le to tell a funny joke. What else needs to 8e said? That's right. Nothing. <br />
'''ARANEA''': Makara was the guy who didn't like his joke. He was terri8le and so is his story. Period.  }}
* Out of a slight misunderstanding of the situation, Jake believes Meenah is the batterwitch that will take over the Earth despite being dead and a different version, resulting in him engaging in [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown|a fight in the belief he is being heroic in saving the world]]. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
** Also Meenah is still too busy fangirling over the Condesce to care.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006927 Terry: Fast forward to Liv.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006928 Rest In Peace, Con Air bunny].
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=darkcage2 Don't forget the secret flash]
*** Boner.


==  Meta & Fan Content ==
* If you're willing to brave [[Fur Affinity]], then [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/adiostoreador/ adiosToreador getting counter-trolled] until he ''fled in terror'' is a sight to behold. The following pages contain roughly a third of the comments he left there, and though Hussie himself wasn't behind it they're still painfully funny. [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/gardengnostic/ 01] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3702317/ 02] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3719715/ 03] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1362987/ 04] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3766020/ 05] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1363041/ 06] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3770808/ 07] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1365909/ 08] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1369139/ 09] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1375670/ 10] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3794610/ 11] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3798409/ 12] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3798591/ 13] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1377807/ 14]
* Not long after ''Alternia'' was released, Andrew announced that another album was already in the works. What did it turn out to be? [https://web.archive.org/web/20131104183037/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/squiddles A Squiddles album!]
* In somewhat of a meta-example, a fan on the forums by the name of Lotus wrote a ''15 page'' '''research paper''' on the ship teasing between John and Rose. The panel immediately after this featured a lotus in the book Rose was reading, before proceeding to be a ridiculously ship teasing conversation.
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20110901070007/http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?32567-Shippy-McShipperton-s-House-of-Ships-%28FedoraFreak-x-Ghost-Cosbytop-OTP%29&p=4286244#post4286244 A link to the requisite] ''doctoral thesis''.
** If by "lotus" and "book" you mean the atom symbol on the back of her laptop, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004804 this is that next panel], but there ''was'' [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004823 an incredibly shippy conversation a couple of days later].
*** The reference to lotus is to the ring of Skaia shown [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004802 here], a few panels before that, which was the immediately subsequent panel to the release of the paper. The conversation was continued immediately as well (as Andrew often updates with several panels at once).
* As long as we're going meta, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj78CPBfMfM this poor guy's reaction] to the [[Nightmare Fuel]] known as ''[s] Jade: Wake Up'', in a schadenfreude sort of way.
{{quote| '''kyouger:''' ''[[Little No|stop]]''}}
** "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laZBXoR1XrM No! Not doof!]"
* An [https://web.archive.org/web/20140102022417/http://fourthwallgifs.com/ MSPA GIF site] has appeared (hilariously) ripping off [http://www.gif.tv/ another comedy site].
* In the anticipation of the EOA5 Flash, Michael Bowman of the music team gives us a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFJUa31fVHw little preview...]
* The End of Act 5 Flash was hosted on [[Newgrounds]]. Soon after it went up, the entire site ''crashed'' due to the sheer amount of traffic. Doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
{{quote|  '''Hussie's Twitter feed''': [[Casual Danger Dialog|well that didn't work]]}}
** To give an idea as to exactly what "soon" means in this context, using time codes on forum posts, this Troper figured out that Newgrounds went down in about 3 minutes. From EoA5 posting to Newgrounds' demise.
{{quote| '''[[Questionable Content|jephjacques]]''' '''[[Andrew Hussie|@andrewhussie]]''' the internet is going to explode when you hit 100%, you fucker<br />
'''[[Andrew Hussie|andrewhussie]]''' '''[[Questionable Content|@jephjacques]]''' i'm going to be [[Unflinching Walk|walking away from it in slow motion]] [http://ib.skaia.net/post/view/21088 smoking a cigarette]  }}
** [http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltlxk2mvh51qdo4cxo1_500.png Cool guys don't look at explosions]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrv0CGThaFM Cake ft. Jake.] That is all. Saying anything else would ruin the surprise.
* One day on the [http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/ Tumblr blog] of [[Andrew Hussie]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20130312060654/http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12676427841/im-opening-the-ask-box-for-10-or-15-minutes he allowed questions to be submitted for ten minutes.] Knowing how big the fandom is, [https://web.archive.org/web/20130312060844/http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12676676866/oh-no-10-minutes-is-going-to-be-way-too-long-to-leave it] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130312060827/http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12676842498/ok-i-think-50-billion-questions-will-probably-suffice went] [[Gone Horribly Right]].
{{quote| '''[[Andrew Hussie]]''': [[Oh Crap|oh]] [[Little No|no]]<br />
[[Crowning Moment of Funny|oh no……………]] }}
* [http://sonnetstuck.tumblr.com/post/15130964351/green-eggs-and-dead-a-homestuck-storybook This] fanmade comic turns the glut of character deaths into [[Bloody Hilarious|hilarity.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqDm-9VA-BI Here's] what the [[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] has to say about trolls.
* [[Dante Basco]], actor of [[Hook|Rufio]], [http://rufiozuko.tumblr.com/post/18307852509/homestuck is reading Homestuck]. This is funny, or will be funny if and when he reaches Act 5.
** Until then, we have Hussie fanboying over it on Twitter:
{{quote| '''[[Andrew Hussie|andrewhussie]]''': Guys, I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that Dante Basco, aka Rufio from Hook, is currently reading Homestuck.<br />
'''[[Andrew Hussie|andrewhussie]]''': I wonder what he will think when he [[Squick|discovers me kissing his corpse?]]<br />
'''[[Andrew Hussie|andrewhussie]]''': Assuming he makes it that far. Do Hollywood superstars even have that kind of time??<br />
'''[[Andrew Hussie|andrewhussie]]''': I have to make sure I don't scare him off or anything. Do NOT fuck this up Hussie. Pull it together. There is a lot riding on this. }}

{{quote| '''[[Andrew Hussie|andrewhussie]]''': And just like that, I have already gone too far. [http://mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/hellodante.gif\]}}
** Hell, Dante's liveblog alone is ''filled'' with crowning moments of funny as he reminds us all of precisely how confusing the first few acts are, which combined with the undoubtedly strange feeling of thousands of people egging you on and encouraging you leaves him hilarious nonplussed about the entire thing.
{{quote| ''And yes, I saw the “Hello Dante”… I greeted him on twitter… I have to admit, that’s pretty dope. I wonder if he makes this first part so hard to get as an obstacle for those not worthy to get the story… a somewhat right'' (sic) ''of passage… maybe I’m just rambling and have no idea what I’m talking about… [http://rufiozuko.tumblr.com/post/18372691688/i-think-im-losing-my-mind-im-actually Back to reading].''}}
*** He was [http://rufiozuko.tumblr.com/post/19728578344/end-of-act-4-b-tches successfully trolled] by Hussie with the [[Fake-Out Fade-Out|fake end]] of Act Four, the [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|bunny distribution flash.]]
** And now we wait. >:D
* While we're looking at Tumblr, you should also check out [http://what-the-fuck-is-homestuck.tumblr.com What the Fuck is Homestuck,] where one girl chronicles her reactions right throughout the entirety of the comic, only catching up early into Act 6. She loves using a copious amount of gifs from all sorts of sources, especially when she overexcited.
** It's especially funny from the perspective of one who's read the comic: right from meeting him, she hates Gamzee, which just makes her reaction to his [[Monster Clown|freakout]] in Act 5 Act 2 a hilarious [[Foregone Conclusion]].
** Not to mention her reaction to finding out her starsign is Capricorn, as well.
{{quote|  WtFiH: Correct! My star sign is Capricorn! However, Gamzee is- what- wait... oh, ''oh FUCK ME.''}}
*** In a hilarious coincidence, the same thing happened in [https://web.archive.org/web/20140325082643/http://so-i-am-reading-homestuck.tumblr.com/ another reaction blog]. In this case, the author is quite skeeved out by Equius and is [http://so-i-am-reading-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/12607564894/also-nepeta-what-do-you-think-of-nepeta-also-what asked what his sign is]{{Dead link}}...
{{quote| SIARH: [...] Sagittarius<br />
SIARH: …wait<br />
SIARH: FUCK }}
** She also loves [[Alt Text|using the tags]] for extra effect. Sometimes they're [http://what-the-fuck-is-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/21121206906 funnier] than the main post.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxRzR63adPo Good lard... Jegus]
* Meta example here: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GOh18uZBlw this video] seem innocent enough to the casual viewer, but for any ''Homestuck'' fan...
** On a related note, [http://karkatvantass.tumblr.com/post/11716966071/im-not-really-one-for-bucket-jokes-but-the this poster, merchandise for the book in that video]{{Dead link}}. ''These are all over elementary schools in the US.''
* Another meta example: [http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-fbi-finally-recognizes-juggalos-as-a-national,64193/ this article] about the Juggalos had someone comment in character as Gamzee (find it near the top of the third page of comments). Then, Karkat showed up. Then Nepeta joined in on the commenting, followed by Kanaya.
** The article itself, however, has become either a [[Funny Aneurysm Moment]] or [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] (hard to tell which) given the revelations in A6A3...
* Andrew Hussie's personality in general; you may bear witness to his humour on formspring or other social networking sites.

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