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* The comic where you tell WV to "sacrifice his mayoral sash for more cables" is really hilarious.
* A minor [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] joke aimed at [[Interactive Fiction|the Homestuck command-entering player]] with [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901 John without arms.] You read ''the player'' [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001905 commanding him to retrieve his arms,] even [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001906 moving a cake off his chest out of sympathy for his lack of arms.] After seeing [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001907 John hold his fake arms with his real ones,] cue the player's own [[Face Palm]] for wasting [[Video Game Caring Potential]] and becoming Trolled by assumed [[Unfortunate Character Design]].
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001915 After picking up enough tools to get down to business,] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001916 John plans next to do something extremely meaningful.]
* ''[[Homestuck]]'' had me laughing my head off after John played 52 Pickup.
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002848 MOST SHOCKING TWIST EVER.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002879 The terrifying secret of Fruit Gushers.]
** WILD CHERRY APESHIT APOCALYPSE
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002885 Rose discovers] the contents of what she thought was her [[Lady Drunk|mother's]] room, and her reaction to the discovery.
* The way the comic uses language is always quite amusing, but the giant steam-iron warhammer called [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002968 The Wrinklefucker] made me giggle out loud.
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** All while carcinoGeneticist looks on in disbelief. Or bonks his head in time with the drumbeats.
** I have trouble believing that this will not remain the funniest webcomic moment of all time.
** TAKE US THERE CASEY * salamander drum solo*
** a flashing "HERE COMES THE GUITAR SOLO", followed by a voice making guitar mouth noises. Yes.
** This was especially ridiculous as AH had previously promised that [[Blatant Lies|the next flash page would be the long-hyped up 4/13 one-year anniversary flash]] and the next command was for the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003832 End of Act 4] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003833 It'll be a few more pages.]
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{{color|#008282| GC: C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?}}
{{color|#e00707| TG: yeah thats fine}} }}
** Every time Terezi makes a new "image" of Dave is hilarious in its own way. Also heartwarming, in its own, very weird way.
* Just seeing Dream Jade [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003840 slapping Dream John] in rhythm to the beats of the music was particularly funny in this mainly sad flash.
** And this makes it a [[Nightmare Fuel]]ed [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Crowning Moment of Funnily]] [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Heartwarmingly]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Awesome]] [[Tear Jerker|Sadness]].
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{{color|#008141|GA: Im Still Learning The Interface}}
{{color|#008141|GA: It Could Happen Accidentally At Any Moment}} }}
* The narration when Tavros crashes through Vriska's bedroom wall is hilarious.
** He is having a devil of a time, what with being paralyzed from the waist down and all.
** Your shadow has been trapped underneath your useless torso the whole time! Honestly, where else would it be you stupid sack of shit?
** Everyone knows this because it is in the classic tale, PUPA PAN. Young Pupa flies through the window of a fairy girl's respiteblock, falls on the floor, and has trouble getting up like an enormous pansy.
** Followed by [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004280 this kiss]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004594 When Kanaya asks Karkat how she should measure how well she is trolling Rose], he suggests using a FLIGHTY BROADS AND THEIR SNARKY HORSESHITOMETER. It turns out such a meter [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004595 actually exists].
** Later, it [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004619 explodes]. It simply cannot take this much horseshit.
* Way back when, Rose and Kanaya talked about a conversation that Kanaya supposedly edited. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ConversationWithAVeryStupidGirl.Txt We finally see it], and Kanaya ''has'' edited it. In Her Own Way Of Typing.
{{quote|TT: that's me! i am the rose human. look at me, i am so smart with all these snooty words and complicated things to say.
TT: i am the queen of books.
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*** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004723 And again here, not as blurry this time.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004632 John points out] when Vriska accidentally uses [[Verbal Tic|NINE]] exclamation points. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004633 She is mortified.]
** And strangely, she is kind of [[Moe Moe|adorable]] when embarassed. That only makes it funnier.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004642 Dave made] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ohy34h.jpg this amazing comic] for Terezi.
{{quote|{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: >:o</nowiki>}}
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{{color|#626262|?CG: FUCK OFF. }}
{{color|#e00707|CTG: haha wow bingo}} }}
** Because Dave is completely and totally correct.
* Karkat's reaction to finding a bucket in Alterniabound. (It's in the room where you see Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.)
** Speaking of which... Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004908 You think you will try to keep conversations with Becsprite to a minimum from now on.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004924 The entirety] of this pesterlog between Jade and Dave. This troper was literally in tears at one point from laughing.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004927 This] conversation, but especially:
{{quote|{{color|#e00707|TG: basically robots are in control now}}
{{color|#e00707|TG: which is [[Good News, Bad News|good news and bad news]]}}
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**** Bahahahahaha—awwwww....
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005205 Kanaya's conversation with Jade], particularly the last line.
* We finally learn what Eridan's planet was, and more to the point that he spent most of the game genociding the angels which lived there. They may have been his consorts. Nobody would visit his world nor would he leave since nobody would take up killing duty in his place. Oh, and they're tough enough to take sustained fire from a legendary weapon. It's even funnier when Karkat tries to explain how he screwed up and Eridan doesn't get it.
* The comic takes a sudden turn to the grimdark, but veers out again when we see [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005249 Karkat's reaction] to what just happened.
** Especially funny because it's almost a meta joke - that's basically everyone's reaction.
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005289 This]. ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005290 Is].'' '''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005291 STUPID].'''
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 "You should be careful with that.] [[Running Gag|Do you have any idea how flammable shaving cream is?"]]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005301 You gulp down decadent foamy dollops of the BEARD BUSTER, and quickly respond with the BLUH callback as depicted jostling in the lower right hand corner of the image, because it is not nearly as tasty as you'd hoped. But then you keep eating it anyway.]
* The [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005303 stuff in Dad's wallet modus] is hilarious. In addition to the literal ton of shaving cream, Dad had also stored away ten tons of pipe tobacco, the tickets to Cirque Du Soleil (presumably from that visit that [[Persona Non Grata|banned]]), and a ''spare car.'' In his ''wallet''.
** Followed swiftly by John's thoughts on his fathers interest in Mr. Foxworthy:
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{{color|#a10000|AA: hahahahaha!}}<br />
{{color|#000056|AA: hahahahaha!}} }}
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{{quote| {{color|#a10000|AA: just as if you stay in one place for too long the geometry of space surrounding you will become unreliable}}<br />
{{color|#a10000|AA: you may swat the air to your left and discover you have just slapped yourself!}} }}
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005720 Slick does what he does best.] (Look at the site banner)
* Despite the result of the above, Doc still takes time to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005722 refill the candy bowl.] (Once again, the site banner.)
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005743 Karkat meets Terezi on the roof.] He is holding a note with blood in it.
{{quote| {{color|#2b0057|<nowiki>bro. SLOPPY M4K3OUTS. NOW. on the roof. H3H3H3 >:o] </nowiki>}}}}
* Doc Scratch does not enjoy Sloppy Makeouts. [http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005755 He does not enjoy them at all.] (Banner again)
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* The scary wolf head [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005963 makes a reappearance]. (look at the banner)
{{quote| '''Hussie in [[Alt Text]]:''' Ah-ha! Caught red-handed you bastard. You stop clogging up my story with your troll fanfiction this instaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.}}
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{{quote| [[Captain Obvious|That was not the right door.]]}}
* AH's monologue as he sneaks up on Scratch is pretty amusing as well.
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* Jake [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006085 getting increasingly irritated with Strider's auto-response bot]:
{{quote| {{color|#1f9400|GT: Hey. Tell me about the auto responder. Make it snappy shitknickers!}}}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006102 Sometimes you tell dad you really want poppop in the attic. He says the mere fact you call it that tells him you're not ready.]
* [http://christwire.org/2011/11/the-works-of-evil-andrew-hussies-devil-worship/ The Works of Evil: Andrew Hussie's Devil Worship] is quite possibly the funniest article ever written about Homestuck.
** Then there's Andrew Hussie's comment: [[Memetic Mutation|Just as planned]].
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* Which is funnier-the bunny fidgeting the [[Potty Dance]] while [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006163 holding the fridge,] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006164 Jane reacting] [[Annoying Younger Sibling|annoyed at the bunny]] for [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006165 putting the fridge down] [[Comically Missing the Point|WRONG,]] OR [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006166 B2!Dad noticing the mess] with [[Stunned Silence]]?
* [[Faux Horrific|OH MY GOD THE HUMANITY.]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006173 HOW THEY EXACT THEIR POUND OF FLESH.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006174 Nearby,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006175 someone or something] [[Hell Is That Noise|bleats like]][[Brick Joke|a goat]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006176 for strategic purposes.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006177 And also Ironic purposes.]
** [[Word of God|Look, Dave had like 3000 pages to bleat like a goat.]] [http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?43855-Welcome-to-Jurrasi-I-mean-Lusus-Monster-Park&p=5829733&viewfull=1#post5829733 He dropped the fucking ball].
** In the sound credits, it is referred to as [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Sick Bleats]].
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{{color|#008141|KANAYA: Just}}<br />
{{color|#008141|KANAYA:}} [[Precision F-Strike|Fuck]] {{color|#008141|That Guy}} }}
* Then there's the coffee machine - aka the [[Stealth Pun|Instant Revitalizing Machine]] from [[
* Rose reveals that Dave was checking out their mom—months ago, in a dream, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006608 and she never said a thing about it. ;)]
* Dave and Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006610 most recent interaction] ends with Karkat grabbing Dave's cape, and Dave telling him to knock it off, resulting in this:
{{quote| {{color|#e00707|DAVE: i cant believe i seriously just said dude dont touch my cape to somebody and was serious about it}}}}
* To paraphrase...
{{quote| {{color|#626262|Karkat: Dave, read this trashy troll romance novel. It will fix everything.}} <br />
{{color|#e00707|Dave: No. Hell no.}}<br />
[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}006613 Rose: *yoink*] }}
** It's not just Rose's utterly hilarious expression that does it, but the fact that she grabs the book and runs away without moving her arms or legs at all.
*** It gets even funnier when you think about it: Karkat doesn't even really react or yell at her for it other than just stare at her. That means he's used to it because SHE'S DONE IT BEFORE.
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006614 This update] to [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006618 this update.] That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter.
{{quote| {{color|#626262|KARKAT: FINE TAKE IT!}}<br />
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** [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006637 And seconds later Jaspers is meowing John the birthday song], and pissing off Dog Tier Jade in the process. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006638 Chase ensues.]
* John's face getting trampled by Dream Roxy. Bonus points because it calls back to Karkat getting hit in the face by a bucket AND Jake's dreambubble meeting.
** It then results in the [[Running Gag]] where it zooms in to heart emotes or similar next to a character's face. It happens to John here, only because of his [[Celibate Hero]] status it's... [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006650 him making a silly face].
* Hussie saves Spades Slick from Lord English...by hurling him off a balcony, on top of what is apparently a very, very tall building.
** He also rushes SS to said balcony using his hilarious [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006696 "throttling Doc Scratch" animation.]
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