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'''Diane''': Why?
'''Wayne''': I shrunk the kids.
'''Diane''': [[Flat What|What?]]
'''Wayne''': And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big, they're in the backyard.
'''Diane''': [[Big "What?"|WHAT?]]
'''Wayne''': [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|Threw them out with the trash.]] ''(Diane grabs Wayne and freezes as the bell rang)'' Excuse me. ''(opens the door with two cops outside)'' Yes?
'''Female cop''': ''(notices Wayne's hat with two head lights attached)'' Did, uh... you report the missing children?
'''Wayne''': There must be some mistake. Ours are in the backyard. Right, honey? ''(Diane faints)'' She... she... Thank you! ''(closes the door, the cops leave)''
'''Male cop''': [[Verbal Tic|Mm-hmm.]] }}
** What makes this especially funny is that Diane was still frozen in the same position where she grabbed Wayne before the fainting. The entire series of events didn't just make her faint. It broke her.
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{{quote|'''Russ:''' So... you like to dance?
'''Amy:''' How do you know that?
'''Russ:''' [[Oh Crap|Uh...]]
'''Amy:''' You see me?
'''Russ:''' No-- I mean, yes. But I wasn't watching you, I... }}
*** His stupid suggestion to make a rope bridge over the stream of dog pee.
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** A TV promo which included the scene of Adam about to put the car with Nick and his girlfriend Mandy inside followed by a "gulp" from Adam, make it look like he ''did'' eat them.
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