Hotel Mario: Difference between revisions

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[[File:Hotel_Mario_cover.jpg|frame|[[The Problem with Licensed Games|Let's just call it a]] [[Licensed Game]] [[Let Us Never Speak of This Again|and never talk about it again]].]]

'''Mario''': [[Viewers are Morons|If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels,]] [[Read the Freaking Manual|check out the enclosed instruction book.]]|'''[[Memetic Mutation|Intro cutscene]]'''}}