How Not to Write A Novel/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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  • The whole book is highly quotable, giving us such lines as "Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess."