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''So you want to be [[The Captain]]; the Big Boss, the star of the show. It's easy! Here are the steps....'' |
''So you want to be [[The Captain]]; the Big Boss, the star of the show. It's easy! Here are the steps....'' |
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# [[Travel Cool|Get yourself]] a [[Cool Ship|state-of-art, one-of-a-kind ship]]. [[Cool Boat|Boat]], [[Cool Airship|airship]], or [[Cool Starship|starship]] |
# [[Travel Cool|Get yourself]] a [[Cool Ship|state-of-art, one-of-a-kind ship]]. [[Cool Boat|Boat]], [[Cool Airship|airship]], or [[Cool Starship|starship]]—or [[Cool Car|car]], or [[Cool Train|train]]. Or even a [[Doctor Who|police public call box that's bigger on the inside....]]. |
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# Round up some [[True Companions]]. [[Badass Crew|Then give them lessons in being badass]]. If you don't have buddies, then just get yourself [[The Squad|a Squad]]. |
# Round up some [[True Companions]]. [[Badass Crew|Then give them lessons in being badass]]. If you don't have buddies, then just get yourself [[The Squad|a Squad]]. |
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# It helps to be [[Always Male|a guy]]. |
# It helps to be [[Always Male|a guy]]. |
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# [[I Did What I Had to Do|It's okay if you "bend" the rules every now and again, as long as it works]]. |
# [[I Did What I Had to Do|It's okay if you "bend" the rules every now and again, as long as it works]]. |
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# If you report to a [[Da Chief|boss]] who just happens to [[Benevolent Boss|back you up and remains supportive]] of you, in spite of your [[Military Maverick|''antics'']]....stay on his good side. |
# If you report to a [[Da Chief|boss]] who just happens to [[Benevolent Boss|back you up and remains supportive]] of you, in spite of your [[Military Maverick|''antics'']]....stay on his good side. |
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# Never EVER needlessly sacrifice your crew [[We Have Reserves|just because you can]] |
# Never EVER needlessly sacrifice your crew [[We Have Reserves|just because you can]]—or even [[Glory Hound|to look impressive]]. |
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# Enjoy being [[The Captain]]. [[The Chains of Commanding|Just don't enjoy it too much]]. |
# Enjoy being [[The Captain]]. [[The Chains of Commanding|Just don't enjoy it too much]]. |
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# Never EVER [[Limited Advancement Opportunities|accept a promotion]]. Remember, it's good to be [[The Captain]]. Keep the job as long as possible. |
# Never EVER [[Limited Advancement Opportunities|accept a promotion]]. Remember, it's good to be [[The Captain]]. Keep the job as long as possible. |
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