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# Secretly be male. A [[Wholesome Crossdresser]] never fails to get some important guys after shim. |
# Secretly be male. A [[Wholesome Crossdresser]] never fails to get some important guys after shim. |
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# Of course [[Sweet On Polly Oliver|dressing like a man]] works well too. |
# Of course [[Sweet On Polly Oliver|dressing like a man]] works well too. |
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# If all else fails, [[Rape Is Love|force yourself]] onto him. It'll give you something to [[Rape Is Ok When It Is Female On Male|laugh about]] afterwards! {{color|red|'}} |
# If all else fails, [[Rape Is Love|force yourself]] onto him. It'll give you something to [[Rape Is Ok When It Is Female On Male|laugh about]] afterwards! {{color|red|'''Warning:''' If you're in real life, doing this will at least screw up your karma and at most get you a life sentence or on-site death.}} |
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# ...this may sound outrageous but.....if he happens to be [[Soul Brotha|black]], [[Where Da White Women At|be white. Just...be white]] Seriously, this works way more often than it sounds. |
# ...this may sound outrageous but.....if he happens to be [[Soul Brotha|black]], [[Where Da White Women At|be white. Just...be white]] Seriously, this works way more often than it sounds. |
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** If he's anything else, [[Ambiguously Brown]] will usually work. Bonus points if you're [[Pocahontas|a "savage"]]. |
** If he's anything else, [[Ambiguously Brown]] will usually work. Bonus points if you're [[Pocahontas|a "savage"]]. |
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# Take your [[Shirtless Scene|shirt off]]. |
# Take your [[Shirtless Scene|shirt off]]. |
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# [[Celibate Hero|Swear off love]]. |
# [[Celibate Hero|Swear off love]]. |
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# [[Rape Is Love|Force yourself onto her]]. Every tear and protest she sheds will only cause her to fall even more hopelessly in love with a strong, assertive man like you. {{color|red|'}} |
# [[Rape Is Love|Force yourself onto her]]. Every tear and protest she sheds will only cause her to fall even more hopelessly in love with a strong, assertive man like you. {{color|red|'''Warning:''' If you're in the kind of story in which this doesn't work, or you're in real life, doing this will at least screw up your karma and at most get you a life sentence, or even on-site death.}} |
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# If she happens to be a [[Hot Amazon]] and [[Best Her to Bed Her]] ''doesn't'' apply , try playing the [[Weakness Turns Her On|physically weak, frail, helpless]] [[Ill Boy]]. |
# If she happens to be a [[Hot Amazon]] and [[Best Her to Bed Her]] ''doesn't'' apply , try playing the [[Weakness Turns Her On|physically weak, frail, helpless]] [[Ill Boy]]. |
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** Alternatively, [[Guile Hero|prove that you can outdo her with your smarts rather than your strength]]. |
** Alternatively, [[Guile Hero|prove that you can outdo her with your smarts rather than your strength]]. |