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** I will not be anywhere [[Doom Magnet|within nine parsecs]] of that hot chick with an eyepatch on either side.
* I will not seek an alliance with [[Babylon 5|evil crab monsters]]. It never works out and it's bad for your image.
* If I am the [[Evil Overlord]]'s dragon I will pay attention to the [[Exact Words]] of prophecy and stay away from [[The Lord of the Rings|females and hobbits]]. Just in case I will bring a lawyer along to argue that the word "man" includes females and hobbits and hope that keeps me from dying.
* I will not fight against [[Belisarius Series|Belisarius]]. If I do, I shall be a Rajput or a Kushan.
** On a similar note, [[Romance of the Three Kingdoms|I shall never so much as step foot on the same battlefield as Lu Bu, let alone pursue him.]] [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder|Even if he's technically an "ally".]]
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