Humans Are Cthulhu/Fridge: Difference between revisions

* An [[Eldritch Abomination]] is, as one of defining traits, [[You Keep Using That Word|Inconceivable]], not just something unfamiliar, but an insane mockery of natural law altogether. Come down to the animal world, where species use basically the same behavior patterns for ages. A usual predator will have his senses, one, two built-in weapons and some tenth' offensive maneuvers at all in his arsenal, mostly relying on less then that. He, or his prey, will also have about the same limited amount of countermeasures, that again stay the same across generations, while being determined by natural selection if his species is the fittest and maintaining the overall balance of the ecosystem. Here comes the Inconceivable: it's one giant melee fang (and probably a sturdy carapace) in the morning, no such fang but a tamed fire that kills from afar in the afternoon, warping the world, natural selection and the laws of the universe themselves so that [[Everything Is Trying to Kill You]], and if nothing of that works, expect a full new bag of tricks tomorrow, and another after that, and another. We're talking what, hundreds, thousands weapons and absolute uncountable amount of patterns, all wielded by one squishy species and changed ''at will''? [[Incredibly Lame Pun|This is madness!]] ([[Memetic Mutation|Yes, yes, we know.]] [[ThisPunctuated! IsFor! SpartaEmphasis!|This is Humanity!]])