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{{quote|''Here's one: A genetically engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy. A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement. A race of bosom people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS.''|'''[[Zero Punctuation|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''[[Tomb Raider]]: Anniversary''}} |
{{quote|''Here's one: A genetically engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy. A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement. A race of bosom people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS.''|'''[[Zero Punctuation|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''[[Tomb Raider]]: Anniversary''}} |
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{{quote|'''Mariya:''' Admit it, you're playing for the other team. |
{{quote|'''Mariya:''' Admit it, you're playing for the other team. |
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'''Kanako:''' What? |
'''Kanako:''' What? |
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'''Mariya:''' You're a carpet muncher. |
'''Mariya:''' You're a carpet muncher. |
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'''Kanako:''' What? |
'''Kanako:''' What? |
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'''Mariya:''' You prefer the taco over the hot dog. |
'''Mariya:''' You prefer the taco over the hot dog. |
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'''Kanako:''' What? |
'''Kanako:''' What? |
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'''Mariya:''' Hey, I've got pages of these, I can go on all day.|''[[Maria Holic]] [[Abridged Series]]'' by [http://absentmindedparody.ning.com/video/maria-loic-parody-episode-1 Toaster]}} |
'''Mariya:''' Hey, I've got pages of these, I can go on all day.|''[[Maria Holic]] [[Abridged Series]]'' by [http://absentmindedparody.ning.com/video/maria-loic-parody-episode-1 Toaster]}} |
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{{quote|'''Leland's Grandmother:''' After this, I need to run a couple of errands. Will your family be alright with that, Mr. Tran? |
{{quote|'''Leland's Grandmother:''' After this, I need to run a couple of errands. Will your family be alright with that, Mr. Tran? |
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'''Tran:''' [[Tempting Fate|Where will you be taking us?]]<br /> |
'''Tran:''' [[Tempting Fate|Where will you be taking us?]]<br /> |
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'''Leland's Grandmother:''' [[Long List|Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! Humping the horse dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...<br /> |
'''Leland's Grandmother:''' [[Long List|Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! Humping the horse dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...<br /> |
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