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A form of [[Irony#Verbal|verbal irony]].
 
See also [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]. Compare [[Could Say It, But...]]
 
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== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* ''[[Bleach]]'': After overhea... sorry, NOT overhearing a conversation between Iba and Ikkaku,.
{{quote|'''Captain Komamura''': "Rest easy. Unfortunately, my ears are not working well today."}}
 
== [[Comic Anime & Manga Books]] ==
 
* [[Bleach]]: After overhea... sorry, NOT overhearing a conversation between Iba and Ikkaku,
{{quote|'''Captain Komamura''': "Rest easy. Unfortunately, my ears are not working well today"}}
 
== Comic Books ==
 
* At the end of ''[[Batman: Year One]]'', Gordon realizes that the man who just saved his son must be the same Batman who the Gotham Police have been hunting.
{{quote|'''Gordon:''' You must be wearing some armor under that jacket.
'''Bruce Wayne:''' Yes.
'''Gordon:''' You know, I'm practically blind without my glasses. Sirens coming. You'd better go. }}
* In the one-shot ''Trial of Venom'' comic, [[Spider-Man]] is understandably upset when he hears that [[Daredevil]] is ''defending'' his enemy Venom:
{{quote|'''Spider-Man:''' You could have turned it down!
'''Daredevil:''' The judge would have asked ''why'' I was recusing myself. [[Sarcasm Mode|'Well, your honor, in my secret identity as Daredevil, I'm friends with Spider-Man, and the defendant tried to kill him]]."
'''Spider-Man:''' You could have lied!
'''Daredevil:''' As an officer of the court, I'll pretend I didn't hear that, although since I'm literally capable of hearing a pin drop, that's a tough trick.}}
 
== [[Literature ]] ==
* Dumbledore does this in ''[[Harry Potter/Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (novel)|TheHarry Potter and the Goblet of Fire]]'', although in this case, Harry had already apologized for mouthing off against Rita Skeeter: "I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said."
 
* Dumbledore does this in ''[[Harry Potter/Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire|The Goblet of Fire]]'', although in this case, Harry had already apologized for mouthing off against Rita Skeeter: "I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said."
** Almost as if he were [[Inverted Trope|turning a deaf ear to Harry's]] ''[[Inverted Trope|apology]]''....
* Near the end of ''[[Holes]]'': "I didn't hear that. And I advise you to make sure I don't hear it again."
* ''[[Discworld]]'':
** In ''[[Discworld/Monstrous Regiment|Monstrous Regiment]]'', Sergeant Jackrum says to a sentry who has left her post, "I must have bleeding good eyesight because I know for a fact you are on sentry duty over by those trees."
** In ''[[Discworld/Jingo|Jingo]]'', Lord Rust doesn't ''have'' to pretend he didn't hear Commander Vimes call him an "inbred streak of piss", because Rust is so convinced that anyone beneath his station would ''never'' blatantly insult him that [[Weirdness Censor|he literally]] ''[[Weirdness Censor|doesn't]]'' [[Weirdness Censor|hear Vimes]].
* [[Robert Heinlein]] liked to use this one.
** In ''[[Space Cadet (novel)|Space Cadet]]'', when Tex Jarman gets drunk in public, one of the cadet's instructors (who is sitting nearby) calls over Matt Dodson and indirectly warns him to get Tex out of there before he has to take official notice of his drunkenness.
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* [[David Sedaris]] writes that when his mother was dying of cancer, he tried to end a phone conversation with her by saying, "I love you," and she responded, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
* In Jerry Pournelle's ''West of Honor'', one of the lieutenants comes across a private painting graffiti on the orderly room wall. He simply points out how unfortunate it would be if [[Drill Sergeant Nasty|the Sergeant Major]] had been the one to catch him, and says that he expects to see the wall clean when he returns. He also lets pass without comment the private's explanation that "IHTFP" stands for "I Have Truly Found Paradise" (rather than "I Hate This Fucking Place").
* The ''[[Belisarius Series]]'' has a running gag with Valentinian; when the latter mumbles something, typically cursing about the situation Belisarius is leading them into, Belisarius (who knows exactly when is being mumbled), asks what was said and someone, typically Anastasius, will cheerfully repeat it out loud...but since it would be insubordinate for Valentinian to say something like that, it might have actually been something else that sounds vaguely similar.
* In ''[[Star Trek: Vanguard]]'', Captain Desai (the station's JAG officer) responds to a mission request by Admiral Nogura with something akin to accusing him of trying to punt her off the station to avoid legal trouble. Nogura replies that, as a favor and for the sake of her Starfleet career, he's going to pretend he didn't hear her insubordinate remark.
 
== [[Live -Action TV ]] ==
* At least two instances on ''[[Battlestar Galactica Reimagined(2004 TV series)|Battlestar Galactica]]'':
 
** When ''Galactica'' stumbles across an infected baseship in which all the Cylons are dying after they encountered a probe containing an ancient plague, an opportunity presents itself for the Colonial Fleet to destroy the entire Cylon race once and for all. This could be done by taking a few still alive ones that they found on the ship, and then killing them after jumping in range of a RessurectionResurrection Hub, infecting the entire system with the incurable disease. Being himself married to the (good) Cylon Athena, Helo Agathon objects to it on principle when the Galactica command stafstaff are discussing the option with President Roslin. Then this conversation happens:
* At least two instances on ''[[Battlestar Galactica Reimagined]]'':
** When Galactica stumbles across an infected baseship in which all the Cylons are dying after they encountered a probe containing an ancient plague, an opportunity presents itself for the Colonial Fleet to destroy the entire Cylon race once and for all. This could be done by taking a few still alive ones that they found on the ship, and then killing them after jumping in range of a Ressurection Hub, infecting the entire system with the incurable disease. Being himself married to the (good) Cylon Athena, Helo Agathon objects to it on principle when the Galactica command staf are discussing the option with President Roslin. Then this conversation happens:
{{quote|'''Helo''': They tried to live with us on New Caprica.
'''Roslin''': What did you say?
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'''Reeves:''' I can't blame you. (or "I'll pretend you didn't") }}
 
== [[Video Games ]] ==
* Inverted in ''[[Final Fantasy X]]''. Devout Yevonite Wakka questions the involvement of Maester Seymour Guado - essentially a high priest of Yevon - in an operation that uses machines forbidden by that religion; Seymour coolly suggests he simply pretend he doesn't see them. When Wakka, shocked, protests that that's not something a Maester should say, Seymour replies, "Then pretend I didn't say it." This is one of many early clues that Seymour is [[Obviously Evil]].
* In [[Company of Heroes]], a cutscene shows a sergeant chugging away on a bottle of french wine. An officer strolls up and says he'll "assume that's grape juice". The sergeant says as the officer walks away "Right sir, grape juice! Well, it was...'bout a year ago."
* ''[[Mass Effect 2]]'' - If you have Grunt in your party when you enter the quarantine zone on Omega, he'll ask if [[Extreme Omnivore|the smell of burning corpses makes anyone else hungry]]. If you ''also'' have Jacob, he'll drop the line.
 
== [[Web Animation]] ==
 
* Ozpin did this in ''[[RWBY]]'', Volume 2, Chapter 8: "Field Trip".
== Web Animation==
* Ozpin did this in ''[[RWBY]]'', Volume 2, Chapter 8: Field Trip. {{Quote|<poem>'''Ozpin:''' I'm still curious how you all found yourself at the docks last semester. I'm interested to know how you really learned about a hideout in the southeast. And I certainly wonder why witnesses reported seeing robots and rose petals in a dance club some time ago.
'''Ruby''': Um... well...
'''Ozpin''': I doubt I'll ever find the exact answers I'm looking for. So how about this: instead of waiting for you all to break the rules, why don't we just bend them?</poem>}}
 
== Western Animation ==
 
== [[Western Animation ]] ==
* ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'':
{{quote|'''Aang''': I'll pretend I didn't pretend to hear that.}}
* When Marge of ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' becomes a police officer, she offers to turn a blind eye to Homer buying beer for teenagers as long as he moves his car away from where he's parked it across three handicapped spaces. He doesn't, instead opting to take her hat and do a mocking impersonation of her, so she arrests him anyway.
 
== Real Life ==
 
== [[Real Life ]] ==
* Someone demonstrating a home-made flame thrower was approached by an off-duty cop and informed that had he been on duty, the officer would have had to arrest the user for having a weapon of mass destruction. The user immediately yanked the fuel supply out and both pretended that it was a lighter.
* In [[Wikipedia]] it's a written rule. On the user level, offenses are excused for the first couple events without penalty, and those first couple events can happen many times if spaced far apart. On the article level, they have a number of rules and even a pillar saying in almost as many words "If it sounds right, it doesn't have to follow the rules." [[Selective Obliviousness|If we don't like what you're saying though,]] there are no shortages of rules and clauses it [[By-The-Book Cop|can be attacked with]].
* All The Tropes has a similar practice -- according to our [[All The Tropes:How We Do Bans Around Here|guidelines for applying bans]], being disruptive on a one-off basis is not grounds for any kind of a ban because "everybody has a bad day once in a while".
 
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