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{{quote| ''"[[It Amused Me|I... did it... for the lawls]]."''}}

In the ending moments of the [[Fate /Zero|Fourth Holy Grail War]], certain people took a different tack to resolve the problem of the tainted grail. As a result, there was no fire that consumed Fuyuki City.

Ten years later, Shirou Urobuchi finds himself having the most harrowing day of his life. He is chased by a blue -haired spearman for no reason, and his attempt to counterattack gets the school burnt down. After his life was saved by a white -haired male dual -wielding swords, he manages to get home, only to find Ilyasviel von Einzbern nee Emiya waiting for him. She's giving him an early birthday present,: her virginity. The red -haired, internet savvy, hungry for Sakura Matou, teenaged boy accepts, and soon finds his fate tied to the Emiya family, just as the Fifth Holy Grail War begins...

''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6859461/1/I_Put_On_My_Robe_And_Wizard_Hat I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat]'' is a ''[[Fate/stay Stay Nightnight]]'' [[Fanfic]] written by Ol'Velsper. It is an attempt to reimagine the Fifth Holy Grail War [[Follow the Leader|in the same vein]] as the [[The Key to Aa Successful Interview (Fanfic)|''Interview''-verse]] [[Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon (Fanfic)|fics]] of The Sage of Toads. That means making people [[Genre Savvy]], [[One of Us]], and most importantly [[Crazy Awesome]].

* [[Badass]]: [[Take a Level In Badass|Shirou is shaping up to be one]]. Then there are the Servants, Kiritsugu, and [[Merlin|Myrddin]] [[Child Mage|Emrys]].

* [[Big Damn Heroes|Big Damn Summon]]: Miyu accidentally triggered a servant summoning spell, just in time to call forth a replacement Rider-class who took down the zombies after her. {{spoiler|And not just any Rider class, but [[Fate /Zero|Iskander-Rider from the Fourth Grail War.]]}}

* [[Canon Immigrant]]: Kuro-Ilya isn't the only [[Fate/kaleid Kaleid Linerliner Prisma Illya]] character to join the fun. Miyu Edelfelt exists in the story as Miyu Inui, Shirou's half-sister on his mother's side, [[Tsukihime|sibling to Arihiko Inui and Ichiko Inui]], and {{spoiler|an unintended Master of Iskander-Rider.}}

{{quote| '''Shirou''': [[Multi-Track Drifting|Multi-Track Drifting!]]}}

{{quote| '''Archer''': 'Fuck your bullshit, Gaia.'}}

{{quote| According to [[Word of God]]: "Zouken was easy mode as a villain. I want to try to brush my dialogue for the harder ones."}}

* [[Evil Twin]]: The Einzberns send in a [[Fate/kaleid Kaleid Linerliner Prisma Illya|dark skinned version of Ilya]] as their representative of the Fifth Holy Grail War.

* [[Idiosyncratic Episode Naming]]: All chapters except for the first and the last three are named after [[Dungeons and& Dragons]] spells; specifically, Wizard or Sorcerer spells.

{{quote| '''Ilya''': Why'd I lend [[La Blue Girl]] to him again? }}

* {{spoiler|[[Sealed Evil in Aa Duel]]: Implied to be Shirou Urobuchi's fate in the epilogue.}}

{{quote| '''{{spoiler|[[Badass Boast|Shirou]]}}'''{{spoiler|[[Badass Boast|: "All of Mankind's Evils...do you have enough trolls?"]]}}}}

* [[She Is's All Grown Up]]: Ilya has a teenage body in this storyline.

** The third chapter starts right out with Archer saying [[My Little Sister Can't Be This CuteOreimo|My little Master can't be this lame!"]]

** Archer demonstrating his Reality Marble to Rin has him adapting the [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like (Advertising)|Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice commercials]].

** Shirou's family name is from Gen Urobuchi, the writer from [[Nitroplus]] responsible for [[Fate /Zero]].

*** ''[[Touhou|Hax Sign]]: [[Touhou Nekokayou (Webcomic)|You Just Plain]] [[Precision F-Strike|Fucking]] [[Touhou Nekokayou (Webcomic)|Lose]]''

** While defending his reasons for holding back on his [[The Library of Babel|Reality Marble]], Archer-Urobuchi laments on how some of his friends would react. [[Touhou|The Witch]] would flay him alive, [[Discworld|The Librarian]] would sic the worms on him, and the last would [[Read or Die (Anime)|slice him to pieces with paper]].

** [[Ranma One Half½|"I'm...um...Shirou Urobuchi,"]] The white haired man nervously chuckled. He closed his eyes as he dipped his head. [[The Stations of the Canon|"Sorry about this?"]]

** To convince Saber to fight with him (and not stab him in the back), Shirou says that Saber shouldn't believe in Kititsugu, but to [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|"Believe in me that believes in Kiritsugu!"]] To emphasize the shout out, Shirou then copies what Simon said when he declared that he wasn't Kamina.

{{quote| "Who the hell do you think I am? My name is Shirou Urobuchi!" His hands lashed out and grabbed onto the king's own, causing a spark to run up Arturia's hands. Only Irisviel had really been touchy with her during the Fourth War. "Not Kiritsugu Emiya! I'm me! Shirou the Wizard!"}}

** After shirou tells Caren about his life, Caren asks what answer Shirou got from it. His answer? [[The HitchhikersHitchhiker's Guide to Thethe Galaxy|Forty-]][[42|Two]]

{{quote| "Alchemy. Does. Not. Work. That. Way."}}

** "[[Warhammer 40 K,000|Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!]]''

* [[Spared Byby the Adaptation]]: Bazette is still alive, and still Lancer's master.

* [[This Was His True Form]]: {{spoiler|Turns out Heroic Spirit UROBUCHI was using the Jeweled Sword of Zelretch in order to take the form of Counter Guardian EMIYA. When it became a Broken Phantasm due to the overflow of mana, he reverted to his natural form, and lost access to numerous abilities.}}

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