I Surrender, Suckers: Difference between revisions

** In his another role as [[The Fifth Element|Korben Dallas]], Bruce Willis enters a room full of [[Proud Warrior Race Guy]]s claiming he's going to negotiate, and [[Pretty Little Headshots|shooting the leader on the spot]].

{{quote|"[[Bond One-Liner|Anyone else wanna negotiate?]]"}}

* In ''[[Blazing Saddles]],'' main villain Hedley Lamarr refuses to duel hero Bart, claiming "but I'm unarmed!" Then when Bart throws down his gun and puts up his fists, Hedley says "Sorry, I just remembered-- I AM armed!" and goes for his Derringer.

* In ''[[Above the Law (film)|Above the Law]],'' [[Steven Seagal]] "surrenders" to a CIA torture specialist, who has Seagal strapped to a chair and injects some horrible brain-destroying drug directly into Seagal's <s>corroded</s> carotid artery—then has him released. But naturally, Seagal is too high on his own ego to be affected by any puny drug; and so Seagal is able to take out the whole army just by girly-fighting them.

* This happens ''three frickin' times'' in ''[[The Outlaw Josey Wales]].'' It's played straight twice by [[The Hero]] and inverted by the Union troops at the beginning of the film, {{spoiler|who accept the Border Ruffians' surrender and promptly begin to gun them all down.}}

* In ''[[End of Days]]'', Jericho is dangling from a window. [[Satan]] offers to save him in exchange for his soul. Jericho appears to agree, but when Satan reaches over to pull him up, Jericho screams, "Fuck you!" and [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|yanks Satan out the window, where he falls into the street]].

 

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