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{{quote|''[[Ugly Dog Theory]]: In a comedy, whenever someone is being pummeled with insults, it's always the last and most seemingly innocent insult that evokes a heated response. Example: "You're ugly, your mother is ugly, your brother is ugly and your dog is ugly!" Response: "You can't talk that way about my dog!"''|'''[[Roger Ebert]]'''}}

* ''[[Tokyo Godfathers (Anime)|Tokyo Godfathers]]'':

{{quote| '''Miyuki:''' Eat shit, you old fart.<br />

:: In this case, the character Hana was taking offense to the implication that the term "old fart" was referring to the character as a [[TranssexualTranssexualism|male]].

* Toward the beginning of ''[[Super Robot Wars (Video Game)|Super Robot Wars]] Original Generation'', newly-[[Ascended Fanboy]] Ryusei gets a little too blunt with his [[Genre Savvy|Genre Savviness]].

{{quote| '''Ryusei:''' Great. My rival's a jerk, and the chick's a nag.<br />

'''Rai:''' Jerk?<br />

* ''[[Kamen no Maid Guy (Manga)|Kamen no Maid Guy]]'':

{{quote| '''Kogarashi:''' So the clumsy [[Meido|maid]] is easy too.<br />

* ''[[Gintama (Manga)|Gintama]]''

{{quote| '''Gintoki:''' Do you hope to get sympathy by faking insanity?<br />

* ''[[Yu Yu Hakusho (Manga)|Yu Yu Hakusho]]'', when Yusuke and Hiei are confronted by two demon [[Mook|Mooks]]s.

{{quote| '''Hiei:''' I believe these demons are ''technically'' classified as weak and ugly.<br />

* ''[[Bleach (Manga)|Bleach]]''

** Subverted when Ganju is offended in everything BUT the ugly comment by Yumichika -- evenYumichika—even better is that it's [[Hilarity Ensues|lampshaded by]] Uryu Ishida.

{{quote| '''Yumichika:''' ''Who'' might you be? It's not my nature to ''remember'' ''ugly'' faces?<br />

'''Ganju''': The Hell?! Everyone knows I got more handsome with these bandages wrapped around! And even with these bandages, you can't even tell what I look like you dumbass!<br />

{{quote| '''Hitsugaya:''' You're even shorter than I am!}}

* ''[[Nerima Daikon Brothers (Anime)|Nerima Daikon Brothers]]'':

{{quote| '''Casting Director:''' You ugly slut!<br />

* A variation from ''[[Space Pirate Mito (Anime)|Space Pirate Mito]]''. The Galactic Patrol is looking for the main character, Aoi Mitsukuni, and to flush him out, they announce his "crimes" to the general populace, hoping they'll hand him over. In order, this includes being the son of a wanted [[Space Pirate]], seducing woman, being a ten-foot monster (and apparently a [[Griping About Gremlins|gremlin]]), and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|disrespecting his parents]], since he injured his mother and ran away. Hearing the announcement, his classmates ask if it's true, and Aoi replies, "It's true," but stops short, leading his friends to have [[Imagine Spot|Imagine Spots]]s based on the more outlandish claims. (He really meant the last one, though the first is also true).

* ''[[Strike Witches (Anime)|Strike Witches]]'':

{{quote| '''Perrine:''' You're like some kind of rabid raccoon-dog hybrid!<br />

* ''[[Ranma ½ (Manga)|Ranma One Half]]'': Ranma just keeps ''begging'' for it.

{{quote| '''Ranma:''' Who'd want to date a stupid selfish cat girl like you?<br />

* ''[[Legend of Galactic Heroes (Anime)|Legend of Galactic Heroes]]'':

{{quote| '''Walter von Schenkopf:''' You seem to be saying that I'm a middle-aged scoundrel... I'm still not middle-aged.}}

* ''[[Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei (Manga)-sensei|Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei]]''

{{quote| '''Guy:''' ''(addressing Nami)'' You are uncute in a normal way.<br />

** In one manga chapter, for reasons that make as much sense in context, Nozomu brings in his "second opinion" of his students, who are (mostly <ref>except for the Gonk girl in the class -- her second opinion is thin and female</ref>) [[Gonk]] guys in wigs who imitate their mannerisms. When the one for [[Yaoi Fangirl]] Harumi shows up and announces a Slash pairing preference, Nami muses at how similar they are. Harumi, angrily indicates that she isn't like that- she prefers a different [[Seme|"top"]], and declares they (the pairings) aren't alike at all. Thus, she implies that this detail is the only one she contests and her response supports the depiction of her as an obsessive [[Yaoi Fangirl]].

* ''[[Dragon Ball Kai (Anime)|Dragon Ball Kai]]''

{{quote| '''Gohan:''' You're stupid and ugly and... YOU SMELL!<br />

* ''[[Infinite Stratos (Light Novel)|Infinite Stratos]]'', in the [[Light Novel]]:

{{quote| '''some random girl:''' The way Orimura-kun is receiving it isn’t bad neither...<br />

* In the first episode of the English dub of ''[[Oh Edo Rocket (Anime)|Oh! Edo Rocket]]'' Genjiro refers to Akai, a [[Smug Snake]] [[Obstructive Bureaucrat]] as "Deputy Douchebag". Akai corrects him, complaining that his title is Special Agent, not Deputy.

* ''[[Naruto (Manga)|Naruto]]''

{{quote| '''Naruto:''' You're nothing but a lousy little pervert!!!<br />

'''Jiraiya:''' I am NOT a little pervert!<br />

'''Naruto:''' Oh yeah? Then tell me, what are you?<br />

* In ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist (Mangamanga)|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'' (both anime series and the manga), [[The Napoleon|Edward Elric]] has [[Running Gag|several scenes]] in which his adversaries throw insults at him, which he takes coolly... until they point out [[Berserk Button|his height]].

{{quote| '''Edward:''' WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICRO-SIZED HALF-PINT WHO DIDN'T GROW UP BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DRINK MILK?!}}

{{quote| '''Obélix:''' I may be a traitor, but I am '''not fat'''!}}

{{quote| '''Jack:''' Now why'd you do that?<br />

'''Hannah:''' I don't like being called judgmental.<br />

'''Jack:''' You don't argue with light-fingered?<br />

* In the ''[[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|Green Lantern]]'' [[Arc]] "[[Sinestro Corps War]]", a variant of this is done for Hal Jordan by someone else. Someone who, incidentally, despises Jordan.

{{quote| '''Amon Sur:''' It's ironic, isn't it, Jordan?<br />

'''Hal Jordan:''' What is, Amon? Me about to break your nose with your father's ring?<br />

'''Amon Sur:''' You dying here. Killed by [[Big Bad|Sinestro]]'s army. [[Dying Alone|Alone]]. You've been despised and abandoned by your corps.<br />

'''Off-panel voice:''' Despised is ''one'' thing. But abandoned?<br />

{{quote| '''Student:''' I don't need some old nerd like you helping me out!<br />

'''Peter:''' Old?<br />

'''Student:''' I see you didn't argue with the nerd part...<br />

{{quote| '''Caller 1:''' Is Scrooge McDuck really a greedy, cheap, stingy, miserly, cranky old wretch of a slavedriver?<br />

'''Caller 2:''' He sure is. At least that's what his nephew Donald said.<br />

'''Donald:''' Ulp!<br />

{{quote| '''Bruce:''' Show some respect. They were your grandparents.<br />

'''Damian:''' Just names and dusty frames on the walls to me.<br />

* In one ''[[Good Omens (Literature)|Good Omens]]'' [http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/8/aprecise.html fanfic]:

{{quote| '''Crowley:''' That vile angel wantonly seduced me.<br />

* From an ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia (Manga)|Axis Powers Hetalia]]'' [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5406725/1/Two_Ways_About_It fanfic]:

{{quote| '''Spain:''' [England] just said you'd be a pushover in bed. And also that you worship the ground I walk on.<br />

{{quote| '''Draco Malfoy:''' My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers, and Mudbloods. I hate Gryfindor House and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?<br />

* On the [http://kingdomheartsfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Midnight_Syndicate Kingdom Hearts fanon Wiki], there's an alternate reality called the ''Nightverse'', essentially something along the lines of ''[[Kingdom Hearts (Videovideo Gamegame)|Kingdom Hearts]]'' meets ''[[Watchmen (Comic Bookcomics)|Watchmen]]'' where the [[Darker and Edgier]] is taken [[Up to Eleven]]. In that reality, the group of villains is called [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|The Midnight Syndicate]], mostly consisting of the Nobodies of various ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' characters, but with a few original characters thrown in as well. Two members in particular, Nexko (original character) and [[Final Fantasy VI (Video Game)|Xertra]] (Terra Branford's Nobody) hate each other beyond any logic, at least by Nobody standards. One exchange between them partially overlaps with [[Insult Backfire]].

{{quote| '''Nexko:''' Get the hell out of my way, you arrogant, retarded, self-centered, immature, power-hungry, lying, reckless, treasonous whore!<br />

* A gagdub of ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion (Anime)|Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' gave us this immortal exchange between Misato and Ritsuko:

{{quote| "Bitch!"<br />

"Skank!"<br />

"Slut!"<br />

[[Macross|"Minmei!"<br />]]

* The fanfic ''[[Rurouni Kenshin (Anime)|Rurouni]] [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1280855/4/Rurouni_Yahiko Yahiko]'' has this:

{{quote| '''Yahiko:''' You have a lot of explaining to do, Psycho-Kid!<br />

'''Soujiro:''' Oh? I'm not a psycho-kid. That's silly. I'm already twenty-four. I'm not a kid anymore.<br />

* This ''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20160323000257/http://dragonnova.deviantart.com/art/Light-Does-Hollywood-122858027 fan comic]:

{{quote| '''L:''' [[The Movie|Hollywood will be doing a movie now?]] Does this make Raito-kun feel like a cheap prostitute as well?<br />

'''Raito:''' I'm NOT cheap!<br />

* ''[[The Princess and The Frog (Disney)|The Princess and Thethe Frog]]'': Prince Naveen takes offense at being called a philandering bum who spent all his time chasing chamber maids in his ivory tower: "It was polished marble."

* From [[Filmation]]'s ''[[Happily Ever After (Filmfilm)|Happily Ever After]]'':

{{quote| '''Sunburn:''' Who are you, anyway?<br />

'''Sunflower:''' One of the hired help, just like you.<br />

* ''[[The Lion King (Disney)|The Lion King]]'' has Banzai, who only seems to have a problem with being called stupid after hearing a bunch of insults:

{{quote| '''Simba:''' But Zazu, you told me they're nothing but slobbering mangy stupid poachers.<br />

'''Zazu:''' Ix-nay on the oopid-stay...<br />

* ''[[South Park (Animation)|South Park]]: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut''

{{quote| '''Cartman:''' Kyle, I'm sorry for all those times I called you a stupid Jew. I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.<br />

'''Kyle:''' Yes I am, Cartman, I ''am'' a Jew!<br />

{{quote| '''Cartman:''' Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!<br />

'''Mr. Garrison:''' Eric, did you just say the F-word?<br />

* ''[[The Emperor's New Groove (Disney)|The Emperors New Groove]]'': Yzma insulted Kronk, calling him a "big stupid monkey." But what really hurt him? When she said she didn't like his spinach puffs!

{{quote| '''Liz:''' You, hang out with my friends? A failed actress and a twat?<br />

'''Shaun:''' Well, that's a bit harsh.<br />

'''Liz:''' Your words, Shaun!<br />

{{quote| '''Jack:''' You sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.<br />

{{quote| '''Jane:''' You're a snob, a sexist, totally obnoxious, and tiresome. And lately, you've gotten just weird. Why should we believe anything you say?<br />

* This was even done in ''[[Citizen Kane (Film)|Citizen Kane]]'' (making it [[Older Than Television]]):

{{quote| '''Kane:''' You long-faced, overdressed anarchist.<br />

* ''[[The Big Lebowski (Film)|The Big Lebowski]]'' contains this exchange:

{{quote| '''Walter:''' You cannot carry all this negative energy into the tournament.<br />

'''The Dude:''' Fuck the tournament. Fuck you, Walter.<br />

* Done in ''They Call Me [[Trinity (Filmfilm)|Trinity]]'' where Trinity is explaining to Bambino (his brother) why they had to beat somebody up.

{{quote| '''Trinity:''' He called our mother an old ''(whispers)''...<br />

'''Bambino:''' She is.<br />

* ''[[Tall Tale (Filmfilm)|Tall Tale]]'': You can insult Pecos Bill to his face, or you can insult his mama or his horse. But don't ever insult Texas or [[Berserk Button|you'll regret it]].

{{quote| '''Helena:''' You useless, cake-hogging coward!<br />

* ''[[Enchanted (Film)|Enchanted]]'':

{{quote| '''Robert:''' [[You're Insane!|You're crazy!]]<br />

* ''[[Twenty Fifth25th Hour (Film)|Twenty Fifth Hour]]'':

{{quote| '''Monty:''' You fat Russian fuck.<br />

* ''[[Die Hard (Film)|Die Hard]]'': Hans Gruber is not a common thief, he is an ''exceptional'' thief. And since he's moving up to kidnapping, she should be more polite.

{{quote| '''Jim:''' You want Daddy to give you a spanking in front of this retard slut whore?<br />

{{quote| '''Emily:''' And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic ASSHOLE!<br />

{{quote| '''Julia:''' You will not take action without authorization!<br />

'''Devoe:''' What do you think I am -- some gung-ho, stupid son of a bitch?<br />

* Played with in ''[[Ocean's Eleven (Film)|Oceans Eleven]]'' (the remake):

{{quote| '''Tess:''' You're a liar and a thief.<br />

'''Danny:''' I only lied about being a thief. Besides, I don't do that anymore.<br />

'''Tess:''' Steal?<br />

{{quote| '''Alyssa:''' So, for you, to fuck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition. You inside some girl you duped, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.<br />

{{quote| '''Doug Roberts:''' Frank, I like you. There's no getting around the fact that you're a real likable guy.<br />

'''Ensign Pulver:''' Yeah? Yeah!<br />

'''Roberts:''' But...<br />

'''Pulver:''' But what?<br />

'''Roberts:''' Well, I also think you're the most hapless, lazy, disorganized, and in general most lecherous person I've ever known in my life.<br />

'''Pulver:''' I am not!<br />

'''Roberts:''' You're not ''what?''<br />

* In ''[[The Men Who Stare Atat Goats]]'', Bill Django gets put on trial and accused of procuring prostitutes to his men. He vehemently bellows, "THAT'S A LIE!" He is then accused of doing other things such as procuring illegal drugs for them. He shouts, "THAT-- well... the hooker thing was definitely a lie."

{{quote| '''Attorney:''' Your sergeant came across the following items in your footlocker. Will you kindly tell the court if they are yours. A letter to another soldier?<br />

'''Danny:''' Yes, sir.<br />

'''Attorney:''' A photograph signed "Danny, San Francisco"?<br />

'''Danny:''' Yes, sir.<br />

'''Attorney:''' An autographed copy of ''Beaches'', starring Bette Midler?<br />

* Inverted in ''[[Iron Man (Filmfilm)|Iron Man]] 2''. Nick Fury and Tony Stark are going over the latter's evaluation for the Avengers Initiative. Stark is reading it, denying every flaw that is listed until he gets to...

{{quote| '''Stark:''' "Textbook narcissism"... ''(looks at Fury)''<br />

'''Fury:''' ''(level stare)''<br />

{{quote| '''Duane:''' Will you please get out of my face, you sorry-looking faggot.<br />

{{quote| '''Chelsea:''' All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit.<br />

'''Seth:''' If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?!<br />

* From the live-action film of ''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]'':

{{quote| '''Lind L. Tailor:''' Kira, you yourself are a hypocritical, vile, and immature criminal.<br />

* ''[[Charlie and Thethe Chocolate Factory (Filmfilm)|Charlie and The Chocolate Factory]]'', as Charlie is shining Wonka's shoes:

{{quote| '''Charlie:''' I met him. I thought he was great at first. Then he didn't turn out that nice. And he has a funny haircut.<br />

* In the [[Your Mileage May Vary|famously]]-[[So Bad It's Good|awful]] film ''[[The Room (Film)|The Room]]'', combined with an [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]].

{{quote| '''Claudette:''' Well, at least '''you''' have a good man.<br />

'''Lisa:''' You're wrong. He didn't get his promotion. And he got drunk last night. And he hit me.<br />

{{quote| '''Ollie:''' You snake in the ''grass!'' You ''Judas!'' You...you...<br />

* Done in ''[[Braveheart]]'', when one of the king's advisors tells the princess in Latin that [[Mel Gibson (Creator)|William]] is a lying savage. William pulls a [[Bilingual Backfire]] and replies in Latin that he never lies, but he is a savage. Then, for good measure, offers to continue the conversation in the princess's native French.

{{quote| '''Anton:''' Grushenko? Isn't he the young coward all St. Petersburg is talking about?<br />

* In ''[[OSS 117: Lost in Rio (Film)|OSS 117 Lost in Rio]]'', 117 is told that he's misogynistic and borderline racist, but objects to being called a a tacky dresser.

* ''[[Discworld (Literature)|Discworld]]''

** ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Making Money|Making Money]]'' features this exchange between [[Smug Snake|Cosmo Lavish]] and our hero, [[Loveable Rogue|Moist von Lipwig]]:

{{quote| '''Cosmo:''' You are a thief, Mr. Lipwig. A cheat and a liar, an embezzler and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|have no dress sense whatsoever.]]<br />

** In ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Interesting Times|Interesting Times]]'', the Agatean Empire's Master of Protocol is named [[Unfortunate Names|Two Little Wang]]. He considers the worst part of having this name to be the unlucky number.

* In [[Sandy Mitchell]]'s ''[[Ciaphas Cain (Literature)|Ciaphas Cain]]'' novels, Cain writes that the Inquisitors don't like bribery and corruption, because they resent people infringing on their methods. Inquisitor Amberly Vail writes in a footnote that they are, of course, above such petty emotions as resentment.

* From [[Christopher Moore]]'s ''[[Island of the Sequined Love Nun (Literature)|Island of the Sequined Love Nun]]'':

{{quote| '''Kimi:''' You're a mean, nasty, Chevy-driving, Milk-drinking, American dog fucker!<br />

* [[Artemis Fowl (Literature)|Artemis Fowl]], while {{spoiler|traveling to the past, and finding Mulch before they met}} calls Mulch Diggums "my pungent friend".

{{quote| '''Mulch''': Don't call me friend.}}

* In L. Jagi Lamplighter's ''[[ProsperosProspero's Daughter|Prospero In Hell]]'', Ulysses is deeply offended that an article describing him as a murderer says that his name came from James Joyce's book and [[Older Than They Think|not Homer]]

* Done Brilliantly in a ''[[A Song of Ice and Fire (Literature)|A Song of Ice and Fire]]'', when Jaime gets pissed at being called [[EverybodyEveryone Calls Him "Barkeep"|Kingslayer.]]

{{quote| '''Brienne:''' A man who would violate his own sister, murder his king, and fling an innocent child to his death deserves no other name.<br />

{{quote| '''Ephram:''' Ever since Mom died you've been acting like a moron. You grow that ugly-ass beard, you uproot your family and move us out to the middle of Nowhereswille, and why? Because someone once told you it's pretty? You're insane!<br />

* ''[[Battlestar Galactica Reimagined(2004 TV series)|Battlestar Galactica]]'':

{{quote| '''John Cavil:''' Yes, but Fives in general haven't been that impressive thus far. One of your counterparts managed to get himself outted back on Ragnar Station.<br />

'''Aaron Doral:''' I can't understand how he was discovered... I heard it was Dr. Baltar.<br />

'''Cavil:''' Well, I'm not talking about that exactly. I'm talking about the fact that you're walking around this fleet wearing ''that'' jacket, and more importantly, that ''face''. You're recognizable.<br />

* ''[[Top Gear]]'': James May has [https://web.archive.org/web/20140706152910/http://crazymotion.net/top-gear-rolls-royce-phantom-drophead/wtjKHQSOzfQwjAy.html reviewed a Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe] and commented that he thinks it suits him because it's stylish and contemporary.

{{quote| '''Jeremy Clarkson:''' Every time I see you, those are the words that pop into my head: stylish and contemporary.<br />

'''May:''' [[Insult Backfire|Thank you]].<br />

'''Clarkson:''' ... After other words like, for instance: beige. Stannah Stairlift. The War. Can anyone think of anymore? Homosexual.<br />

* ''[[Angel (TV)|Angel]]'' is particularly sensitive to this. Example in episode "Conviction":

{{quote| '''Bad Guy:''' You pathetic, little fairy.<br />

** "He called me a cheap whore and a thief!" MacLeod: <looks> "I was NEVER cheap." There's also the incident where Amanda won a gambling club from its owner, and refused to give him the chance to win it back. The man loses his temper: "No thieving French harlot with a coiffure is going to cheat me out of my club!" Amanda slaps him hard, and says: "I'm not French!"

{{quote| '''Bodie:''' Permission to be admiringly insolent, sir. You're a brave old bastard.<br />

{{quote| '''London Tipton:''' Ew, you mean I'm on a date with a greasy bag boy?<br />

* From the (in)famous "[[The Lord of the Rings (Filmfilm)|Gollum]] award rant" at the MTV Movie Awards (when Gollum won "Best Virtual Performance"):

{{quote| '''Gollum:''' ShutPiss upoff, Serkis, you stupid fat oafish [[Sound Effect Bleep|(BLEEP)ing]] turd!<br />

{{quote| '''Gene Hunt:''' Yeah, well, as for me, I slept like a baby! ''(flops back down onto the bed)''<br />

'''Sam Tyler:''' Yeah, a twenty stone baby. Burps, snores and farts.<br />

{{quote| '''Girl:''' What do you know about talent? You're unemployed, single, over 30 and you severely overestimate your cuteness!<br />

* In the second episode of ''[[I, Claudius]]'', Julia and Tiberius are unhappily married. When Julia wants sex:

{{quote| '''Tiberius:''' Let me go, you fat, drunken cow!<br />

{{quote| '''Julia:''' If I'm fat, I'm fat where a woman should be fat, not skinny like a boy! Go to bed, my dear, and I'll send you one up. He's very pretty, I promise you, I've had him myself. ''(cackles)'' He reminds me of your ex-wife. Not a hair on his body, and he's ''even skinnier behind.'' ''(Tiberius hits her)''}}

* From ''[[Scrubs (TV)|Scrubs]]'':

{{quote| '''Keith:''' ''(to Elliot)'' Goodnight, you skanky, straw-haired pig whore.<br />

'''Carla:''' ''(consoling Elliot)'' C'mon, you're not straw-haired.<br />

* From ''[[Sports Night (TV)|Sports Night]]'':

{{quote| '''Dana:''' I don't think you're cute, I don't think you're funny, I don't think you're smart, and sometimes I don't think you're very nice.<br />

* ''[[The Middleman (TV)|The Middleman]]''; in the pilot episode, Wendy and The Middleman share this banter:

{{quote| '''Wendy:''' Contractor? What do you do, build strip malls, kill people...?<br />

* In an episode of ''[[HellsHell's Kitchen (TV)|Hells Kitchen]]'' (US Season 3):

{{quote| '''Gordon:''' You two-faced lazy little fucker.<br />

{{quote| '''Temperance:''' That man is a [[You Fool!|fool]]! They are not pulp!}}

* ''[[The Colbert Report (TV)|The Colbert Report]]''

{{quote| "I have nothing in common with that fanatical self-promoting jingoistic egomaniacal fundamentalist! I am at ''least'' three inches taller."}}

* In the ''[[Corner Gas (TV)|Corner Gas]]'' episode "Friend of a Friend", Lacey's friend Connie calls Oscar a "crazy homeless". Oscar's response?

{{quote| "I'm not homeless!"}}

{{quote| '''Frasier:''' And that's why he came up here and started telling you...<br />

'''Miller:''' That I'm a drunk, that I'm incompetent at my job, that my wife is a big fat slut!<br />

* A variation in ''[[Lost (TV)|Lost]]'':

{{quote| '''Naomi:''' This is a high risk covert op in unstable territory. It's dodgy enough without having to babysit a head case, ghost buster, anthropologist and a drunk.<br />

* A variation from ''[[Strangers Withwith Candy]]'' that only that show could've produced:

{{quote| "YOU ARE A BIG, DUMB, STUPID, FAT ZERO FATTY!"<br />

* ''[[Leverage (TV)|Leverage]]'': Sterling calls Nate a "common criminal". Nate ''is'' a criminal, but he objects to the "common".

* This is similar to a scene in ''[[Firefly (TV series)|Firefly]]'' when Mal was offended at being called a "petty thief" because of the first word only.

* ''[[Mama's Family (TV)|Mamas Family]]'':

{{quote| '''Thelma:''' ''(to Naomi)'' Your idea of a workout is a man, a bed, and a cigarette afterwards!<br />

* In the mini-series ''[[John Adams (TV series)|John Adams]]'', the title character is listening to his wife indignantly reading a pamphlet attacking his character. After listening to a [[Long List]] of supposed character defects, Adams simply replies that he's not "crippled".

* ''[[Star Trek: the Original Series (TV)|Star Trek theThe Original Series]]'': One of the funniest parts of the already hilarious "The Trouble with Tribbles" episode, when Scotty explains to Kirk why he started a fight with Klingons on a space station.

{{quote| '''Scotty:''' Well, captain, er, the Klingons called you a tin-plated over-bearing swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood.<br />

'''Kirk:''' Is that all?<br />

'''Scotty:''' No sir, they also compared you with a Denebian slime devil.<br />

'''Kirk:''' I see.<br />

'''Scotty:''' And then they said that you were...<br />

'''Kirk:''' I get the picture, Scotty.<br />

'''Scotty:''' Yes, sir.<br />

'''Kirk:''' And after they said all this, that's when you hit the Klingons.<br />

'''Scotty:''' No, sir.<br />

'''Kirk:''' No?<br />

'''Scotty:''' No, er, I didn't. You told us to avoid trouble.<br />

'''Kirk:''' Oh, yes.<br />

'''Scotty:''' Well, I didn't see that it was worth fighting about. After all, we're big enough to take a few insults, aren't we?<br />

'''Kirk:''' What was it they said that started the fight?<br />

** There's a similar incident in an episode of ''[[Firefly (TV series)|Firefly]]''. Simon complains about life aboard ship, including, but not limited to, the food, the captain and his sister. Kaylee only takes offence to his description of ''Serenity'' as "garbage".

{{quote| '''Oliver Reeder:''' Malcolm! You're bullying me, and I dunno why you're bullying me...<br />

{{quote| '''Malcolm Tucker:''' First, you've got no credentials -- you're so backbench you've actually fuckin' fallen off... secondly, I'm going to tell the ''Mirror'' about all the drinking... and thirdly, I'm going to tell the ''Mail'' about the affair... and fourthly, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|you've got a tiny head]]...<br />

** In [[The Movie]], [[In the Loop]], Malcolm has this response to being called English[{{[hottip|*: he<ref>He's Scottish}}</ref>.

{{quote| '''Malcolm Tucker:''' "Don't ever call me fucking English again." }}

* In ''[[How I Met Your Mother (TV)|How I Met Your Mother]]'', Robin tells Marshall that he has to learn that NYC is not all [[Sesame Street]] like his crime-free, podunk, backwater, inbred hick town in Minnesota, and Marshall insists that they are ''not'' crime free. [[Poke the Poodle|In 1976, the general store cashier was held up at hoe-point]].

* ''[[That's My Bush!]]''

** Used twice in the episode "Mom 'E'.D.E.A. Arrest":

{{quote| '''Barbara:''' Darling, I just don't want that slut messing it up.<br />

{{quote| '''Barbara:''' Don't you tell me to relax, you stupid two-dollar truck-stop slut!<br />

{{quote| '''Oliver:''' And you're not bisexual.<br />

'''Jane:''' I'm sorry?<br />

'''Oliver:''' I don't buy it.<br />

'''Jane''': You don't ''what''?<br />

'''Oliver:''' And I don't buy the "crazy, wacky Jane" thing. And I don't buy the you 'follow the philosophy of plants' thing. I think you're terrified you're not interesting enough, so you'll make up any old rubbish just to get attention. Do me a favour: look in the mirror. The way you look as if you have to try.<br />

* Subverted in ''[[The Goodies (TV)|The Goodies]]'', "Caught In The Act". Context: [[It Makes Sense in Context|Tim is in drag, calling himself 'Mitzi',]] [[Zany Scheme|and has gotten into a fight with a woman named Ms. Heffer regarding Graeme who Tim pretends is his lover.]]

{{quote| '''Ms. Heffer:''' He doesn't want you! You're fat and old and ugly!<br />

{{quote| '''Michael:''' Go upstairs and take a shower, you smell like corn chips and ass.<br />

* A variation (possibly an inversion) from ''[[Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]]'':

{{quote| ''(after the publicist has just told the family that Michael is the most likeable member of the family)''<br />

'''Publicist:''' There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.<br />

'''[[Transparent Closet|Tobias Fünke]]:''' Well, that leaves me out.<br />

''(silence, everyone stares)''<br />

{{quote| '''Rory:''' I have no words...<br />

'''Logan:''' It was just a joke!<br />

'''Rory:''' Oh, no, wait. I thought of some. Jerk! Ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, butt-faced miscreant!<br />

'''Logan:''' "Butt-faced miscreant"!<br />

'''Rory:''' Why would you do something like that?<br />

* From ''[[Absolutely Fabulous (TV)|Absolutely Fabulous]]'':

{{quote| ''(Edina is concerned that when she dies, she won't leave a legacy behind)''<br />

'''Edina:''' What will people remember me by? Through you? I'm supposed to live on through you? ''(points scornfully towards her daughter Saffy)''<br />

'''Saffy:''' Would you like a statue?<br />

'''Edina:''' Yes!<br />

'''Saffy:''' A great big fat ugly armless statue?<br />

* In an episode of ''[[Community (TV)|Community]]'', Dean Craig Pelton gets called a "non-miraculous son of a bitch."

{{quote| '''Craig:''' Non-miraculous? Jeffrey....}}

{{quote| '''Munch:''' Who are you calling Old?}}

{{quote| '''Theo:''' Great, I've got a homosexual angel.<br />

'''Mason:''' I'm not an angel!<br />

''(long pause)''<br />

* In an episode of ''[[Queer Asas Folk]]'' Michael, Justin, Ted, Vic, and Debbie have been reading aloud a newspaper article in which Brian is accused of, among other things, being a pedophile and a "miserable example of a modern gay stereotype." After several of them criticize the article and its author, Brian says he's going to sue the author.

{{quote| '''Michael:''' Take it easy, Brian.<br />

{{quote| '''Jack Carter:''' It's only a matter of time before Allison sees you for who you really are: which is a smug, selfish, Einstein-wannabe with no moral compass and only one functioning kidney.<br />

'''Trevor:''' Both my kidneys function fine, thank you.<br />

* A ''[[M*A*S*H (TVtelevision)|Mash]]'' episode has a variation of this.

{{quote| '''Hot Lips:''' ''(to Henry Blake)'' Why don't you stop masquerading as a commanding officer? You're nothing but a spineless, mealymouthed, fly-fishing impostor!<br />

'''Trapper:''' He's not an impostor!<br />

* ''[[Without a Trace (TV)|Without a Trace]]'':

{{quote| '''Jack Malone:''' You're a stalker, Mr. Hill. You are the principle suspect in a kidnapping case. You've written her I don't know how many letters. You're a drunk, and apparently, you're an idiot.<br />

* ''[[That 70s Show (TV)|That '70s Show]]'':

{{quote| '''Red:''' Kitty, every time we have an empty room, you wanna fill it up with a stray child. You’re like... the old lady who lived in a shoe.<br />

* In the ''[[Stargate SG-1 (TV)|Stargate SG-1]]'' episode "Citizen Joe", after a list of things O'Neill should be denying...

{{quote| '''Joe Spencer:''' You're Brigadier General Jack O'Neill. Head of Stargate Command at Cheyenne Mountain. You used to command SG-1, which is now led by Lt. Colonel Samantha Carter. You once visited a planet called Argos, and the nanites in your blood caused you to age artificially. You've had the entire repository of the Ancients' knowledge downloaded into your brain. Twice! You have a thing for ''[[The Simpsons (Animationanimation)|The Simpsons]]'', fishing, Mary Steenburgen, the color peridot, and you're a terrible ping pong player.<br />

[...]<br />

* British cop show ''[[Spender (TV)|Spender]]'' has the eponymous Spender assigned to guard a politician whom he personally dislikes. After being called a fascist bastard by a protester and spat on, he corners the protester in the toilets later.

{{quote| '''Spender:''' Now, I don't mind being called a bastard, but I do mind being called a fascist and I take exception to being spat on.}}

* ''[[Would I Lie to You?]]'', on the subject of rider lists:

{{quote| '''Frankie Boyle''': "What a very particular list of things!"<br />

'''Rob Brydon''': "Well, that's why it's a ''list'', Frankie."<br />

'''Lee Mack''': "What's on your rider? 'Aye, six cans o' bitter an' a knife!'"<br />

'''Frankie Boyle''': "Yeah, six cans of bitter for a teetotal alcoholic."<br />

== New[[Newspaper MediaComics]] ==

== Pro[[Professional Wrestling]] ==

* During a feud in [[ECW]], Terry Funk attempted to provoke [[Mick Foley|Cactus Jack]] into fighting him due to Foley relinquishing his hardcore ways and showing his support for rival company [[WCW]]. Funk's initial attempts to call out Foley were unsuccessful as he called Foley's wife, mother, and his children whores in succession. But he successfully managed to provoke Foley to the ring after calling WCW President Eric Bischoff a homo. The two did a reprise of this exchange in 2006 in the hype of their upcoming tag team match at ECW One Night Stand 2006. This time, however, Funk's final insult was that [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] sucked, causing Foley to cheap shot Funk with a punch.

{{quote| '''Laurinaitis''': First of all, I'm ''upper'' management.}}

{{quote| '''Sarah:''' Oh Mum, I'm so sorry.<br />

'''Muriel:''' Oh, [[It's All My Fault|it's my own fault]]. I'm just a silly old woman.<br />

'''Sarah:''' Mum, you're not silly.<br />

'''Muriel:''' ''(pause)'' And?<br />

== [[Tabletop Games]] ==

* ''[[FATAL (Tabletop Game)|FATAL]]'' provides a real-world example. The author's retort to the game being described as "the date-rape RPG"? That there are no rules included for dating.

* [[Inverted Trope]] in the 2003 musical ''[[Avenue Q]],'' when Lucy the Slut tells a jilted [[The Everyman|Princeton]] that she isn't going to cling to "some well hung baby face kid, who leeches from his parents and can't get his act together!", and then stalks haughtily away. Princeton [[Aside Glance|slowly faces the audience]] and says, "I think I heard a compliment in there!" and proceeds to follow her off-stage.

{{quote| '''Carlotta:''' And-a ''you'' keep your tubby torso out of this, you fat little faggot!<br />

{{quote| '''Natalie:''' Oh, you're one of those pretentious stoner types.<br />

* In both the film adaptation and the stage version of ''[[West Side Story]]'', the Jets are hanging out with their girls and the girls are causing a fuss over being left behind while the Jets go to fight. Action asks while they're still hanging around with these "dumb broads", to which Graziella indignantly responds: "I and Velma ain't dumb!"

{{quote| '''Writer:''' May I remind you, you're a starving, out-of-work actor whom I've generously consented to let appear in my play in an effort to assist your comeback.<br />

'''Actor:''' Starving, yes... Out of work, perhaps... Hoping for a comeback, maybe -- but a drunkard?<br />

'''Writer:''' I never said you were a drunkard.<br />

* ''[[Touhou (Video Game)|Perfect Cherry Blossom]]'':

{{quote| '''Reimu:''' You're a talkative ghost.<br />

'''Youmu:''' I'm half non-ghost, you know!<br />

{{quote| '''Henne:''' Looks like her report was right on. "Dumbass poser wearing a black trenchcoat, black hat, red bandana, and fingerless gloves."<br />

* ''[[Kingdom Hearts II (Video Game)|Kingdom Hearts II]]''

{{quote| '''Leon:''' Finished?<br />

'''Cid:''' Would be, if it weren't for the old loon's magic.<br />

* Cid (the same one) is part of one of these in [[Final Fantasy VII (Video Game)|his own game]] as well.

{{quote| '''Cid:''' ^$#&! Good for nothing, fat &$#$^@!<br />

{{quote| '''Baldus:''' Nessiah... I have heard it rumored that you are a heartless false prophet.<br />

* ''[[Neverwinter Nights 2 (Video Game)|Neverwinter Nights 2]]'', if you let Qara talk to the Caretaker at the Mages Guild:

{{quote| '''Caretaker:''' ''(to Qara)'' You're that tavern wench who cleans tables at that dive in the docks district.<br />

{{quote| '''KevinCutie:''' YouShut know,up! thereYou'sre nojust suchbeing thingmean asand Santagay.<br />

{{quote| '''Speshdiv Robot:''' Meelord Marone, you are under arrest, for murder, conspiracy to conceal murder, kidnapping, and treason.<br />

* In ''[[Homestar Runner (Web Animation)|Homestar Runner]]'', after Homestar eats Strong Bad's "ice cream":

{{quote| '''Marzipan:''' Homestar, didn't anyone tell you? That's like cottage cheese and The Cheat hair!<br />

{{quote| '''Helen:''' HA! I knew [[Brotherhood of Funny Hats|the Daves]] had to have dealt with unsavory people!<br />

* In ''[[Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic (Webcomic)|Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic]]'':

{{quote| '''Baron Grayfort:''' You stupid, useless deserter! Traitor! Lout! Hooligan! Coward! Clumsy oaf!<br />

* From ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]'':

* Implied in [http://keychain.patternspider.net/archive/koc0014.html episode 14] of ''[[Keychain of Creation (Webcomic)|Keychain of Creation]]''. Secret calls Marena a "bossy overweight oversexed shapeshifting cow", and the comic's title (only visible in the archive page) is "I am not a cow!"

* In ''[[Sluggy Freelance (Webcomic)|Sluggy Freelance]]'':

{{quote| '''Gwynn:''' Hi, "Hasn't Dated Since the Clinton Administration" and his sidekick "Captain Mommy Issues".<br />

{{quote| '''[[Action Girl|Sandy]]:''' I feel like every time I turn around you're doing something stupid, like holding a live grenade while standing knee-deep in radioactive sludge and [[Man On Fire|setting yourself on fire]].<br />

* From ''[[Legostar Galactica (Webcomic)|Legostar Galactica]]'': [http://www.legostargalactica.net/2009/11/27/11272009/ Skip is NOT adorable].

{{quote| '''Darth Maul:''' Pandora? Is he calling us box openers?<br />

'''Marluxia:''' I think he's calling us box openers.<br />

* In ''[[Darths and Droids (Webcomic)|Darths and Droids]]'', Anakin and Padme were accused of numerous crimes, including murder, sabotage, and vandalism. Padme protests... the parking violation.

* ''[[Girl Genius (Webcomic)|Girl Genius]]'': Master Payne, leader of carnies and con artists, inflicts this trope on a soldier after a tough round in [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20061002 their poker game]. Judging by the soldier's lack of reaction until the last shot, it's possible that Payne was triple-bluffing and managed to hit on the truth twice.

* ''[[Bob and George (Webcomic)|Bob and George]]'': [http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/000508c Smelly?]

{{quote| '''Kayleigh:''' It's better than being a looser dweeb with no initiative, no fashion sense, no job, no prospects and a ''Buffy''-hater to boot!<br />

* ''[[Spacetrawler (Webcomic)|Spacetrawler]]'' inverts this.

{{quote| '''Dustin:''' But not me. [[Sarcasm Mode|Stupid Dusty. Dusty the moron who wants to save his own people first. Dusty who must be stupid and evil for trying to bring Earth into the G.O.B.]]<br />

* ''[[UnwindersUnwinder's Tall Comics]]'': [https://web.archive.org/web/20140214035127/http://tallcomics.com/?id=98 Here.]

{{quote| '''Unwinder:''' Reading some manga there?<br />

'''Barbecue Sauce:''' No.<br />

'''Unwinder:''' Reading some non-canon comic continuations of old, canceled, BBC science fiction shows?<br />

* Randall Munroe who writes [[Xkcd (Webcomic)|Xkcd]] has used such events as 9/11 and the My Lai massacre to tell a joke. But when he recently insulted [http://xkcd.com/764/ anthropologists,] the gloves came off!

{{quote| '''Nale:''' Malack, is the Control Winds scroll you cast still active?<br />

'''Malack:''' Is your vapid devil-whore still keeping you aloft?<br />

{{quote| "You are the fat, loud girl's girlfriend," she said.<br />

* [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] and [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]'s Final Battle gives us an example in the middle of firing spectacular [[Cluster F-Bomb|Cluster F Broadsides]] at each other:

{{quote| '''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''(after being knocked backwards into a pile of boxes)'' Who keeps piles of boxes around?! Honestly!<br />

'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Oh, don't you TALK about my boxes! I like boxes!<br />

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' That's the fuckest thing I ever heard, shit mop!<br />

'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Shitload of fuck.<br />

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Fuck monkey!<br />

'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' I'm giving you both middle fingers... ''(does a 360 degree turn and gives The Nostalgia Critic both middle fingers)'' at full force!<br />

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Cow-humping transvestite!<br />

'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Fe-fi-fo-fuck you!<br />

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Ass-blower!<br />

'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Ya turd burglar, robble robble robble!<br />

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''(mocking)'' Ooh, look at me, I'm the Angry Video Game Nerd...<br />

'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Fuck you, fuck you, dick, dick, dick, dick. You fuck her, you fuck her, dick, dick...<br />

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ... I like to do stupid things because I smell bad...<br />

'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Shut up! Shuuuuut up! Shuuuuut up!<br />

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' You fuckin' little fuck, that's fuck, more fuck than your fuckins that are fucking fuck in a fucking world!<br />

''Both:'' '''[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...]]'''<br />

'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Cock knocker!<br />

'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' ''([[Beat]])'' Jerk.<br />

{{quote| '''Me:''' Not only are you a lousy Dungeon Master, but you're crazier than a crapfight in a monkey house!<br />

* From the ''[[Riff Trax (Podcast)|Riff Trax]]'' of ''[[Three Hundred|300:]]''

{{quote| '''Theron:''' ''(to Gorgo)'' ...my little whore queen.<br />

''(Gorgo lunges at Theron)''<br />

* On [[That Guy With the Glasses (Website)|That Guy With theThe Glasses]] forum, [[Marz Gurl]] was described as "overweight, terribe ''[sic]'' hair, odd clothing, and her face resembles squirrel". Her response? [https://web.archive.org/web/20140704135546/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=4358&p=228506#p228506 The only thing I disagree with is the overweight thing.]"

* [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]] doesn't mind being called pitiful, judgmental, a shut-in or even facing the prospect of a painful death at the hands of her former best friend. No, all she cares about is the great insult of being called a nerd.

* Ghost, from [[True Capitalist (Radio)|True Capitalist]] radio, is often accused of being a racist, shapeshifting jew. His response is always "I'M NOT A JEW!" In one episode, he was assaulted by a caller who, in a parody of ''[[Rudolph the Red -Nosed Reindeer]]'', called him a racist, a fruitbowl, a hambone, and a reptilian. However, Ghost only raged once he brought up "Hannukah night," failing to even notice the line after it accusing him of beating his son.

*:* In "The King of Omashu":

{{quote| '''Sokka:''' So this crazy king is your old {{spoiler|friend Bumi}}?<br />

*::* That one is especially hilarious, because by "old friend" Sokka meant "long-term friend/friend from past times", not "aged".

* In ''[[Batman: The Animated Series (Animation)|Batman the Animated Series]]'', [[Harley Quinn (Comic Book)|Harley Quinn]] uses this one, yelling it at ''Batman'', no less!

{{quote| '''Harley Quinn:''' And here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke's on you, I'm not even a real blond!}}

* [[Playing Withwith a Trope|Played with]] a few times in ''[[The Simpsons (Animationanimation)|The Simpsons]]'':

{{quote| '''Ned:''' You ugly, hate-filled man!<br />

*:* "Simpson Tide". When Homer is suspected of having defected to Russia, Grandpa Simpson is interviewed as to whether his son is a communist:

{{quote| '''Brockman:''' Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.<br />

*:* In a straight example (episode "Sideshow Bob Roberts"), Mayor Quimby was described as an "illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking Spend-o-crat", to which he was shown to reply: "Hey, I am no longer illiterate!" (while watering a cannabis plant in his closet).

*:* An attempt by a cult to brainwash Homer has him being subjected to harsh criticism by several people at once. After gleefully agreeing with insult after hate-filled insult, Moe finally mentions Homer's armpit smell; Homer is about to object, but he gets a whiff himself and promptly changes his tune.

*:* From "The Crepes of Wrath", Bart divulges to a French policeman the various injustices he's suffered while there: the owners of the chateau he's staying at work him to death, they make him sleep on the floor, and they put antifreeze in the wine. His response: "Antifreeze in the wine! That is a very serious crime!"

*:* Something like this trope appears in "Tales from the Public Domain" (one of the anthology episodes), in the rendition of Hamlet (titled "Do the Bard, Man") where King Claudius (played by Moe) sees the play mirroring his murder of Hamlet's father where a character spills poison into the king's ear, he objects, "[[I Never Said It Was Poison|Hey I didn't use that much poison]]!"

{{quote| '''Medfly:''' You stupid clumsy idiotic brain-dead yellow imbecile!<br />

* ''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]''

{{quote| '''Smitty:''' Keep your big nose out of this, eyeball.<br />

*:* "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?":

{{quote| '''Leela:''' Look at you two. No offense, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap.<br />

*:* "When Aliens Attack", after Amy replaces her stolen bikini top:

{{quote| '''Amy:''' There. How do I look?<br />

'''Farnsworth:''' Like a cheap French harlot.<br />

*:* Fry in "War is the H-Word", being dressed down by Zapp for cowering from battle:

{{quote| '''Zap:''' Look, Kif. While others were fighting and dying pointlessly, this man hid in a hole, wallowing in a pool of his own cowardice.<br />

*:* In "Bender's Big Score" when Professor's doomsday bomb is replaced with a rose and note saying "You've been scammed sweetheart."

{{quote| '''Professor:''' Scammed? Me!? SWEETHEART!?}}

*:* Played with in "The Farnsworth Parabox":

{{quote| '''Amy A:''' The Professor's right -- you are evil. And ''shallow''!<br />

* ''[[Invader Zim (Animation)|Invader Zim]]''

{{quote| '''Zim:''' Despite his huge head, the Dib-monkey is quite stupid.<br />

*:* Apparently, people used that one on Dib a lot.

{{quote| '''Dib:''' My head's not big!!<br />

* From ''[[South Park (Animation)|South Park]]'', in the episode "Ladder to Heaven":

{{quote| '''Congressman:''' Are you high or just incredibly stupid?<br />

* Disney's animated ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'' series includes the following exchange:

{{quote| '''Iago:''' Don't ya get it, Einstein? You're a has-been!<br />

* A visual version comes up in an episode of ''[[Phineas and Ferb (Animation)|Phineas and Ferb]]''; Phineas mentions they've made a chariot for Candace that looks just like her... and is actually a repulsive gorgon. Candace responds, while wearing a scowl that looks ''just'' like the chariot:

{{quote| '''Candace:''' Oh, that's ridiculous! I do ''not'' have wheels!}}

{{quote| '''Andy:''' I run strip clubs and date sleazy women.<br />

'''Shelly:''' Hey, how's that supposed to make me feel?<br />

'''Andy:''' Sorry, not women. Woman. Just you.<br />

* This exchange from an episode of ''[[Daria (Animation)|Daria]]'':

{{quote| '''Tad:''' You're a mean old witch!<br />

{{quote| '''Xandir:''' You ass-kissing adopted homo!<br />

* From the "Animal Attraction" episode of ''[[Kim Possible (Animation)|Kim Possible]]'':

{{quote| '''Ron:''' ''(reading from a book)'' "The Pink Sloth is an outcast, a follower, socially inept, and smells of overripe fruit." I do ''not'' smell of overripe fruit!}}

*:* [[I Resemble That Remark|And when a rotten banana peel came out of his pocket...]]

* ''[[The Powerpuff Girls (Animation)|The Powerpuff Girls]]''

{{quote| '''Buttercup:''' Don't you know only big, fat sissies take baths?!<br />

*:* Bubbles does this again in "Insect Inside":

{{quote| '''Roach Coach:''' I am not just an insect! I am Roach Coach! I am the future ruler of this planet, you stupid biped!<br />

* ''[[Looney Tunes (Animation)|Looney Tunes]]''

{{quote| '''[[Porky Pig]]:''' T-T-That does it! You web-footed, n-n-no good, two-timing, d-d-double-crossing, d-d-double-dealing, unsanitary old snake in the grass!<br />

*:* Daffy Duck goes to this well again in the 1953 short ''Muscle Tussle'', after his girlfriend dumps him for a bodybuilder.

{{quote| '''Melissa Duck:''' Goodbye, you scrawny little nine pound weakling.<br />

* From the classic ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 (Animation)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987]]'' cartoon episode "Super Rocksteady and Mighty Bebop":

{{quote| '''Burne Thompson:''' Not so fast! You slimy reptiles! I'll bet ''you're'' responsible for this!<br />

* ''[[Justice League (Animationanimation)|Justice League]]'' episode "The Brave and the Bold". (Although the Flash ''would'' be insulted by that word in particular.)

{{quote| '''Gorilla Grodd:''' Humans are slow, ugly, immoral, and have an unpleasant body odor!<br />

* On the ''[[Family Guy (Animation)|Family Guy]]'' episode, "No Chris Left Behind," Lois reads a heading from a very outdated school textbook ([[Censor Decoy|this was an alternate scene that was used when aired on]] [[Cartoon Network]] [[Censor Decoy|and on DVD; the FOX version used a different take in which the heading Lois reads is about Israel being an up-and-coming country]]):

{{quote| '''Lois:''' "Negroes: America's Dancin'est Rape-Folk." That's ''awful''! We don't use the word "Negro" anymore! }}

*:* In "Back to the Woods" Peter impersonates [[James Woods]] and goes on TV to talk about how he (meaning Woods) is making a wacky comedy movie [[Dude, Not Funny|about the September 11th terrorist attacks]]. And it'll co-star [[David Spade]].

{{quote| '''James Woods:''' ''I would NEVER work with David Spade! That ... dwarf! That ... chicken-shit!''}}

{{quote| '''Paige:''' I came for a party and no creepy, weirdo, Goth loser is going to stop me!<br />

* ''[[Archer (Animation)|Archer]]'': Archer and Lana are in the middle of a gunfight, both in their underwear, and Lana catches Archer staring at her breasts.

{{quote| '''Lana:''' Now? Really?<br />

'''Archer:''' Oh, right! Because you walked into Strippers' Discount Warehouse and said "Help me showcase my intellect!"<br />

* ''[[Darkwing Duck (Animationanimation)|Darkwing Duck]]'' has one of these at the start of the episode "Adopt-A-Con"

{{quote| '''Darkwing:''' I caught that hateful, underhanded, ham, Tuskernini, robbing a bank!<br />

'''Tuskernini:''' I object, your honour. I am ''not'' a ham.<br />

'''Judge:''' Darkwing Duck, do you have any evidence?<br />

'''Darkwing:''' These reviews of his performance in ''Son of MacBeth''.<br />

*::* When Darkwing is called a second-rate jerk, he objects saying that he's a ''first-''rate jerk.

* ''[[Star Wars: theThe Clone Wars (Animation)|Star Wars the Clone Wars]]'' has a scene where General Grivious confronts Jedi Master Eeth Koth:

{{quote| '''Eeth Koth:''' Your reputation precedes you, general. The reputation of a coward, and a murderer.<br />

* In the ''[[Loonatics Unleashed (Animation)|Loonatics Unleashed]]'' episode "Apocalypso":

{{quote| '''Queen Athena:''' I liked how you dealt with the obnoxious one with the big beak.<br />

* ''[[Spider-Man: theThe Animated Series]]'':

{{quote| '''Doctor Octopus:''' Back off, you pea-brained, uncoordinated, absurdly dressed excuse for a man!<br />

{{quote| '''Izzie:''' If I can handle hand to paw combat with a polar bear, I can handle a bald emotionally withdrawn cook in a Halloween costume.<br />

{{quote| '''Sting:''' You're fat, greedy, and selfish, Bumble! You only think of yourself!<br />

* From ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'', in "A Dog and Pony Show", Spike has an [[Imagine Spot]] in which he confronts the Diamond Dogs who kidnapped Rarity:

{{quote| '''Spike:''' Show yourselves, you dogs! You curs! Ah, there you are, you mangy mutts!<br />

* An example from the ''[[King of the Hill (Animation)|King of the Hill]]'' episode "Traffic Jam," at the end of the episode, Hank and Roger are joking with each other using [[Your Mom|"Yo' Momma"]] jokes.

{{quote| '''Roger 'Booda' Sack:''' It's been so long since yo' momma's last bath, that her hairy arm pits smell like propane gas!<br />

* George V of the United Kingdom: "I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien!" in response to [[HGH. G. Wells]]' remark that the British royal house of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha (in addition to being a mouthful) was "uninspiring and alien." George V changed the name of the House to [[The House of Windsor]], which it remains to this day.

** Considering how [[World War OneI|relations were with Germany at the time]], he picked the right part to complain about.

** Additionally, he did admit in court that the "sadomasochist orgy with five prostitutes" part of the allegation was essentially correct; it was the allegations of Nazism that constituted the defamation.

{{quote| "The story's subhead reads, 'Dictator Kim Jong Il is a Woman', although North Korean officials have argued that Kim is not, in fact, a dictator."}}

* In [[World War II|1944]], [[Franklin D. Roosevelt]] was once accused of sending a destroyer on a mission to pick up his Scottish Terrier, Fala, who (according to the rumor) he had inadvertently forgotten in the Aleutian Islands. Roosevelt responded with the following speech at a Teamsters convention:

{{quote| "These Republican leaders have not been content with attacks on me, or my wife, or on my sons. No, not content with that, they now include my little dog, Fala. ''(laughter)'' Well, of course, I don't resent attacks, and my family doesn't resent attacks -- but Fala ''does'' resent them. ''(laughter)'' You know, Fala is Scotch, and being a Scottie, as soon as he learned that the Republican fiction writers in Congress and out had concocted a story that I'd left him behind on an Aleutian island and had sent a destroyer back to find him -- a cost to the taxpayers of two or three, or eight or 20 million dollars -- his Scotch soul was furious. ''(laughter)'' He has not been the same dog since. ''(laughter)'' I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself -- such as that old, worm-eaten chestnut that I have represented myself as indispensable. But I think I have a right to resent, to object, to libelous statements about my dog!" ''(laughter)''}}

* The Westboro Baptist Church protested outside a Bill Maher stand-up gig in Kansas, handing out fliers that referred to him as "Christ-hating half Jew pedophile rape-enabling Catholic Bill Maher." His response on ''[[Real Time Withwith Bill Maher]]''? "How dare you call me a Catholic!"

*** Yes. Exactly. Yeah-- [[Poe's Law|you can't parody this stuff]].

* ''[[South Park (Animation)|South Park]]'' episode "Go God Go" portrayed [[Richard Dawkins]] as a hateful man who has a transsexual lover and a bad British accent. The actual man himself, after seeing the episode, complained about the [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping|bad British accent]].

* Howard Hughes was a highly controversial figure due to his eccentricity and, to some extent, his wealth. His synopsis of his fame:

{{quote| "I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire."}}

* One controversy that arose from [[DC]]'s recent New Universe reboot was ''[[Teen Titans (Comic Book)|Teen Titans]]'' member Starfire (featured in [[Red Hood and Thethe Outlaws]]) being reduced from [[Action Girl]] into a [[My Girl Is a Slut|slutty]] [[Ms. Fanservice]]. Even the 7-year-old daughter of a comics fan complained about how Star spent the whole comic posing in a bikini and never did anything remotely heroic. DC's response? "Thank you for talking about our comics, but maybe you should monitor what your child reads."

{{quote| I'm from Orange County, not The OC people, and yes we say like all the time. However I'm sick and tired of everyone thinking that we're all blonde and dumb as a brick. Many of us are brunette :)}}