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{{quote|''Ugly Dog Theory: In a comedy, whenever someone is being pummeled with insults, it's always the last and most seemingly innocent insult that evokes a heated response. Example: "You're ugly, your mother is ugly, your brother is ugly and your dog is ugly!" Response: "You can't talk that way about my dog!"''|'''[[Roger Ebert]]'''}}

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{{quote|'''Gintoki:''' Do you hope to get sympathy by faking insanity?

'''Kagura:''' Feigning insanity? How rude! I'm not feigning anything! }}

* ''[[Yu Yu Hakusho]]'', when Yusuke and Hiei are confronted by two demon [[Mook~~|Mooks~~]].

* ''[[Yu Yu Hakusho]]'', when Yusuke and Hiei are confronted by two demon [[Mook]]s.

{{quote|'''Hiei:''' I believe these demons are ''technically'' classified as weak and ugly.

'''Random demon:''' Who are you calling ugly?! }}

* ''[[Bleach]]''

** Subverted when Ganju is offended in everything BUT the ugly comment by ~~Yumichika -- even~~ better is that it's [[Hilarity Ensues|lampshaded by]] Uryu Ishida.

** Subverted when Ganju is offended in everything BUT the ugly comment by Yumichika—even better is that it's [[Hilarity Ensues|lampshaded by]] Uryu Ishida.

{{quote|'''Yumichika:''' ''Who'' might you be? It's not my nature to ''remember'' ''ugly'' faces?

'''Ganju''': The Hell?! Everyone knows I got more handsome with these bandages wrapped around! And even with these bandages, you can't even tell what I look like you dumbass!

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{{quote|'''Casting Director:''' You ugly slut!

'''Mako:''' Ugly? UGLY?! }}

* A variation from ''[[Space Pirate Mito]]''. The Galactic Patrol is looking for the main character, Aoi Mitsukuni, and to flush him out, they announce his "crimes" to the general populace, hoping they'll hand him over. In order, this includes being the son of a wanted [[Space Pirate]], seducing woman, being a ten-foot monster (and apparently a [[Griping About Gremlins|gremlin]]), and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|disrespecting his parents]], since he injured his mother and ran away. Hearing the announcement, his classmates ask if it's true, and Aoi replies, "It's true," but stops short, leading his friends to have [[Imagine Spot~~|Imagine Spots~~]] based on the more outlandish claims. (He really meant the last one, though the first is also true).

* A variation from ''[[Space Pirate Mito]]''. The Galactic Patrol is looking for the main character, Aoi Mitsukuni, and to flush him out, they announce his "crimes" to the general populace, hoping they'll hand him over. In order, this includes being the son of a wanted [[Space Pirate]], seducing woman, being a ten-foot monster (and apparently a [[Griping About Gremlins|gremlin]]), and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|disrespecting his parents]], since he injured his mother and ran away. Hearing the announcement, his classmates ask if it's true, and Aoi replies, "It's true," but stops short, leading his friends to have [[Imagine Spot]]s based on the more outlandish claims. (He really meant the last one, though the first is also true).

* ''[[Strike Witches]]'':

{{quote|'''Perrine:''' You're like some kind of rabid raccoon-dog hybrid!

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{{quote|'''Malcolm Tucker:''' First, you've got no credentials -- you're so backbench you've actually fuckin' fallen off... secondly, I'm going to tell the ''Mirror'' about all the drinking... and thirdly, I'm going to tell the ''Mail'' about the affair... and fourthly, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|you've got a tiny head]]...<br />

'''Geoff Holhurst:''' No I haven't! }}

** In [[The Movie]], [[In the Loop]], Malcolm has this response to being called English[{{[hottip|*: he's Scottish}}.

** In [[The Movie]], [[In the Loop]], Malcolm has this response to being called English[{{{hottip|*: he's Scottish}}.

{{quote|'''Malcolm Tucker:''' "Don't ever call me fucking English again." }}

* In ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'', Robin tells Marshall that he has to learn that NYC is not all [[Sesame Street]] like his crime-free, podunk, backwater, inbred hick town in Minnesota, and Marshall insists that they are ''not'' crime free. [[Poke the Poodle|In 1976, the general store cashier was held up at hoe-point]].

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== New Media ==

* This [[bash.org]] [{{[http|//www.bash.org/?777323 quote.}}

* This [[bash.org]] [{{{http|//www.bash.org/?777323 quote.}}

* [http://imgur.com/gallery/kf9m5 This hilarious exchange] on Facebook.