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'''Aya:''' Chick? }}
'''Aya:''' Chick? }}
* ''[[Kamen no Maid Guy]]'':
* ''[[Kamen no Maid Guy]]'':
{{quote|'''Kogarashi:''' So the clumsy [[Meido|maid]] is easy too.<br />
{{quote|'''Kogarashi:''' So the clumsy [[Meido|maid]] is easy too.
'''Fubuki:''' Who are you calling "[[Dojikko|clumsy]]"? }}
'''Fubuki:''' Who are you calling "[[Dojikko|clumsy]]"? }}
* ''[[Gintama]]''
* ''[[Gintama]]''
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{{quote|'''Amon Sur:''' It's ironic, isn't it, Jordan?
{{quote|'''Amon Sur:''' It's ironic, isn't it, Jordan?
'''Hal Jordan:''' What is, Amon? Me about to break your nose with your father's ring?
'''Hal Jordan:''' What is, Amon? Me about to break your nose with your father's ring?
'''Amon Sur:''' You dying here. Killed by [[Big Bad|Sinestro]]'s army. [[Dying Alone|Alone]]. You've been despised and abandoned by your corps.<br />
'''Amon Sur:''' You dying here. Killed by [[Big Bad|Sinestro]]'s army. [[Dying Alone|Alone]]. You've been despised and abandoned by your corps.
'''Off-panel voice:''' Despised is ''one'' thing. But abandoned?<br />
'''Off-panel voice:''' Despised is ''one'' thing. But abandoned?
'''[[The Cavalry]]:''' ''That'', the [[The Chosen Many|Green Lantern Corps]] don't do. }}
'''[[The Cavalry]]:''' ''That'', the [[The Chosen Many|Green Lantern Corps]] don't do. }}
* ''[[Spider-Man (Comic Book)|Spider-Man]]''. During JMS' tour on the comic, Peter had a job as a high school science teacher. This exchange followed after he met a particularly troublesome student:
* ''[[Spider-Man (Comic Book)|Spider-Man]]''. During JMS' tour on the comic, Peter had a job as a high school science teacher. This exchange followed after he met a particularly troublesome student:
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'''Yahiko:''' ''[[Lampshade Hanging|... Which means he didn't deny the "psycho" part at all?]]'' }}
'''Yahiko:''' ''[[Lampshade Hanging|... Which means he didn't deny the "psycho" part at all?]]'' }}
* This ''[[Death Note]]'' [http://dragonnova.deviantart.com/art/Light-Does-Hollywood-122858027 fan comic]:
* This ''[[Death Note]]'' [http://dragonnova.deviantart.com/art/Light-Does-Hollywood-122858027 fan comic]:
{{quote|'''L:''' [[The Movie|Hollywood will be doing a movie now?]] Does this make Raito-kun feel like a cheap prostitute as well?<br />
{{quote|'''L:''' [[The Movie|Hollywood will be doing a movie now?]] Does this make Raito-kun feel like a cheap prostitute as well?
'''Raito:''' I'm NOT cheap!<br />
'''Raito:''' I'm NOT cheap!
'''L:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|I am amazed at which part of that statement you find offensive.]] }}
'''L:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|I am amazed at which part of that statement you find offensive.]] }}


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'''Valentine:''' I did ''not'' hog those cakes! }}
'''Valentine:''' I did ''not'' hog those cakes! }}
* ''[[Enchanted]]'':
* ''[[Enchanted]]'':
{{quote|'''Robert:''' [[You're Insane!|You're crazy!]]<br />
{{quote|'''Robert:''' [[You're Insane!|You're crazy!]]
'''Narissa:''' No. Spiteful, vindictive, and [[One-Winged Angel|very large]], but ''never'' crazy. }}
'''Narissa:''' No. Spiteful, vindictive, and [[One-Winged Angel|very large]], but ''never'' crazy. }}
* ''[[25th Hour|Twenty Fifth Hour]]'':
* ''[[25th Hour|Twenty Fifth Hour]]'':
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* ''[[Discworld]]''
* ''[[Discworld]]''
** ''[[Discworld/Making Money|Making Money]]'' features this exchange between [[Smug Snake|Cosmo Lavish]] and our hero, [[Loveable Rogue|Moist von Lipwig]]:
** ''[[Discworld/Making Money|Making Money]]'' features this exchange between [[Smug Snake|Cosmo Lavish]] and our hero, [[Loveable Rogue|Moist von Lipwig]]:
{{quote|'''Cosmo:''' You are a thief, Mr. Lipwig. A cheat and a liar, an embezzler and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|have no dress sense whatsoever.]]<br />
{{quote|'''Cosmo:''' You are a thief, Mr. Lipwig. A cheat and a liar, an embezzler and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|have no dress sense whatsoever.]]
'''Moist:''' I say, that's a bit on the harsh side... I happen to think I dress rather snappily! }}
'''Moist:''' I say, that's a bit on the harsh side... I happen to think I dress rather snappily! }}
** In ''[[Discworld/Interesting Times|Interesting Times]]'', the Agatean Empire's Master of Protocol is named [[Unfortunate Names|Two Little Wang]]. He considers the worst part of having this name to be the unlucky number.
** In ''[[Discworld/Interesting Times|Interesting Times]]'', the Agatean Empire's Master of Protocol is named [[Unfortunate Names|Two Little Wang]]. He considers the worst part of having this name to be the unlucky number.
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* ''[[Top Gear]]'': James May has [http://crazymotion.net/top-gear-rolls-royce-phantom-drophead/wtjKHQSOzfQwjAy.html reviewed a Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe] and commented that he thinks it suits him because it's stylish and contemporary.
* ''[[Top Gear]]'': James May has [http://crazymotion.net/top-gear-rolls-royce-phantom-drophead/wtjKHQSOzfQwjAy.html reviewed a Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe] and commented that he thinks it suits him because it's stylish and contemporary.
{{quote|'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' Every time I see you, those are the words that pop into my head: stylish and contemporary.
{{quote|'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' Every time I see you, those are the words that pop into my head: stylish and contemporary.
'''May:''' [[Insult Backfire|Thank you]].<br />
'''May:''' [[Insult Backfire|Thank you]].
'''Clarkson:''' ... After other words like, for instance: beige. Stannah Stairlift. The War. Can anyone think of anymore? Homosexual.<br />
'''Clarkson:''' ... After other words like, for instance: beige. Stannah Stairlift. The War. Can anyone think of anymore? Homosexual.
'''May:''' ''([[Beat]])'' I object to the beige. }}
'''May:''' ''([[Beat]])'' I object to the beige. }}
* In ''[[The League of Gentlemen]]'', Pauline is called a "psychotic 50-year-old lesbian." Her response? "How dare you! I'm 48!"
* In ''[[The League of Gentlemen]]'', Pauline is called a "psychotic 50-year-old lesbian." Her response? "How dare you! I'm 48!"
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'''Cody's Boss:''' That's greasy ''assistant manager''. }}
'''Cody's Boss:''' That's greasy ''assistant manager''. }}
* From the (in)famous "[[The Lord of the Rings (film)|Gollum]] award rant" at the MTV Movie Awards (when Gollum won "Best Virtual Performance"):
* From the (in)famous "[[The Lord of the Rings (film)|Gollum]] award rant" at the MTV Movie Awards (when Gollum won "Best Virtual Performance"):
{{quote|'''Gollum:''' Shut up, Serkis, you stupid fat [[Sound Effect Bleep|(BLEEP)ing]] turd!<br />
{{quote|'''Gollum:''' Shut up, Serkis, you stupid fat [[Sound Effect Bleep|(BLEEP)ing]] turd!
'''Andy Serkis:''' I'm- I'm not fat! }}
'''Andy Serkis:''' I'm- I'm not fat! }}
* From ''[[Life On Mars]]'':
* From ''[[Life On Mars]]'':
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'''Malcolm Tucker:''' How dare you! How dare you! Don't you ever, ever call me a bully! I'm so much worse than that. }}
'''Malcolm Tucker:''' How dare you! How dare you! Don't you ever, ever call me a bully! I'm so much worse than that. }}
** More of an [[Insult Backfire]] that one... a better example would be Malcolm's attempt to derail Geoff Holhurst's leadership bid:
** More of an [[Insult Backfire]] that one... a better example would be Malcolm's attempt to derail Geoff Holhurst's leadership bid:
{{quote|'''Malcolm Tucker:''' First, you've got no credentials -- you're so backbench you've actually fuckin' fallen off... secondly, I'm going to tell the ''Mirror'' about all the drinking... and thirdly, I'm going to tell the ''Mail'' about the affair... and fourthly, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|you've got a tiny head]]...<br />
{{quote|'''Malcolm Tucker:''' First, you've got no credentials -- you're so backbench you've actually fuckin' fallen off... secondly, I'm going to tell the ''Mirror'' about all the drinking... and thirdly, I'm going to tell the ''Mail'' about the affair... and fourthly, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|you've got a tiny head]]...
'''Geoff Holhurst:''' No I haven't! }}
'''Geoff Holhurst:''' No I haven't! }}
** In [[The Movie]], [[In the Loop]], Malcolm has this response to being called English[{{{hottip|*: he's Scottish}}.
** In [[The Movie]], [[In the Loop]], Malcolm has this response to being called English[{{{hottip|*: he's Scottish}}.
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{{quote|''(after the publicist has just told the family that Michael is the most likeable member of the family)''
{{quote|''(after the publicist has just told the family that Michael is the most likeable member of the family)''
'''Publicist:''' There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.
'''Publicist:''' There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.
'''[[Transparent Closet|Tobias Fünke]]:''' Well, that leaves me out.<br />
'''[[Transparent Closet|Tobias Fünke]]:''' Well, that leaves me out.
''(silence, everyone stares)''<br />
''(silence, everyone stares)''
'''Tobias Fünke:''' She did say single, right? I-I-I thought she said single. }}
'''Tobias Fünke:''' She did say single, right? I-I-I thought she said single. }}
* On ''[[Gilmore Girls]]'', Logan plays an embarrassing and public prank on Rory, and she's not amused:
* On ''[[Gilmore Girls]]'', Logan plays an embarrassing and public prank on Rory, and she's not amused:
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'''Kitty:''' Did you just call me old? }}
'''Kitty:''' Did you just call me old? }}
* In the ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' episode "Citizen Joe", after a list of things O'Neill should be denying...
* In the ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' episode "Citizen Joe", after a list of things O'Neill should be denying...
{{quote|'''Joe Spencer:''' You're Brigadier General Jack O'Neill. Head of Stargate Command at Cheyenne Mountain. You used to command SG-1, which is now led by Lt. Colonel Samantha Carter. You once visited a planet called Argos, and the nanites in your blood caused you to age artificially. You've had the entire repository of the Ancients' knowledge downloaded into your brain. Twice! You have a thing for ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', fishing, Mary Steenburgen, the color peridot, and you're a terrible ping pong player.<br />
{{quote|'''Joe Spencer:''' You're Brigadier General Jack O'Neill. Head of Stargate Command at Cheyenne Mountain. You used to command SG-1, which is now led by Lt. Colonel Samantha Carter. You once visited a planet called Argos, and the nanites in your blood caused you to age artificially. You've had the entire repository of the Ancients' knowledge downloaded into your brain. Twice! You have a thing for ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', fishing, Mary Steenburgen, the color peridot, and you're a terrible ping pong player.
[...]<br />
[...]
'''Jack O'Neill:''' Well, first of all, Joe, I'm not a terrible ping pong player. }}
'''Jack O'Neill:''' Well, first of all, Joe, I'm not a terrible ping pong player. }}
* In ''[[Peep Show]]'', Jeremy calls Sophie's father Ian a "fox-hunting, badger-baiting, tweed shirt, bumfuck homophobe", thinking he can't hear him through the headphones on his metal detector. Later, Ian reveals that he could hear him and tells him, "I may be a homophobe, but I'm no badger baiter."
* In ''[[Peep Show]]'', Jeremy calls Sophie's father Ian a "fox-hunting, badger-baiting, tweed shirt, bumfuck homophobe", thinking he can't hear him through the headphones on his metal detector. Later, Ian reveals that he could hear him and tells him, "I may be a homophobe, but I'm no badger baiter."
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* A variation (or an aversion) appears in radio comedy ''[[About A Dog]]'', after Muriel's lover turns out to be married. Sarah is her daughter:
* A variation (or an aversion) appears in radio comedy ''[[About A Dog]]'', after Muriel's lover turns out to be married. Sarah is her daughter:
{{quote|'''Sarah:''' Oh Mum, I'm so sorry.
{{quote|'''Sarah:''' Oh Mum, I'm so sorry.
'''Muriel:''' Oh, [[It's All My Fault|it's my own fault]]. I'm just a silly old woman.<br />
'''Muriel:''' Oh, [[It's All My Fault|it's my own fault]]. I'm just a silly old woman.
'''Sarah:''' Mum, you're not silly.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Mum, you're not silly.
'''Muriel:''' ''(pause)'' And?<br />
'''Muriel:''' ''(pause)'' And?
'''Sarah:''' And you're not an old woman. }}
'''Sarah:''' And you're not an old woman. }}


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'''Dave:''' Whiny? Really? }}
'''Dave:''' Whiny? Really? }}
:: In Dave's defense, at the time he was a scarred, rotting, zombie head. He won't automatically know about the Whiny Part.
:: In Dave's defense, at the time he was a scarred, rotting, zombie head. He won't automatically know about the Whiny Part.
{{quote|'''Helen:''' HA! I knew [[Brotherhood of Funny Hats|the Daves]] had to have dealt with unsavory people!<br />
{{quote|'''Helen:''' HA! I knew [[Brotherhood of Funny Hats|the Daves]] had to have dealt with unsavory people!
'''Caliban:''' Those are some old friends of mine you're insulting. Don't call them "people". }}
'''Caliban:''' Those are some old friends of mine you're insulting. Don't call them "people". }}
* In ''[[Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic]]'':
* In ''[[Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic]]'':
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* ''[[Skin Horse]]'' features an unusual case of ''secondhand'' [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/series.php?view=archive&chapter=34848#strip6 nonhuman stereotyping offense-taking to the second-to-last one].
* ''[[Skin Horse]]'' features an unusual case of ''secondhand'' [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/series.php?view=archive&chapter=34848#strip6 nonhuman stereotyping offense-taking to the second-to-last one].
* From ''[[Concerned]]'' #57:
* From ''[[Concerned]]'' #57:
{{quote|'''[[Action Girl|Sandy]]:''' I feel like every time I turn around you're doing something stupid, like holding a live grenade while standing knee-deep in radioactive sludge and [[Man On Fire|setting yourself on fire]].<br />
{{quote|'''[[Action Girl|Sandy]]:''' I feel like every time I turn around you're doing something stupid, like holding a live grenade while standing knee-deep in radioactive sludge and [[Man On Fire|setting yourself on fire]].
'''[[Idiot Hero|Gordon]] [[Too Dumb to Live|Frohman]]:''' For the record, I'm only ''ankle'' deep. }}
'''[[Idiot Hero|Gordon]] [[Too Dumb to Live|Frohman]]:''' For the record, I'm only ''ankle'' deep. }}
* From ''[[Legostar Galactica]]'': [http://www.legostargalactica.net/2009/11/27/11272009/ Skip is NOT adorable].
* From ''[[Legostar Galactica]]'': [http://www.legostargalactica.net/2009/11/27/11272009/ Skip is NOT adorable].
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'''Matt:''' THAT was a LOW blow!... I '''love''' ''Buffy''. }}
'''Matt:''' THAT was a LOW blow!... I '''love''' ''Buffy''. }}
* ''[[Spacetrawler]]'' inverts this.
* ''[[Spacetrawler]]'' inverts this.
{{quote|'''Dustin:''' But not me. [[Sarcasm Mode|Stupid Dusty. Dusty the moron who wants to save his own people first. Dusty who must be stupid and evil for trying to bring Earth into the G.O.B.]]<br />
{{quote|'''Dustin:''' But not me. [[Sarcasm Mode|Stupid Dusty. Dusty the moron who wants to save his own people first. Dusty who must be stupid and evil for trying to bring Earth into the G.O.B.]]
'''Nogg:''' Hey now, we've never thought of you as ''evil''. }}
'''Nogg:''' Hey now, we've never thought of you as ''evil''. }}
* ''[[Unwinder's Tall Comics]]'': [http://tallcomics.com/?id=98 Here.]
* ''[[Unwinder's Tall Comics]]'': [http://tallcomics.com/?id=98 Here.]
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'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Shut up! Shuuuuut up! Shuuuuut up!
'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' Shut up! Shuuuuut up! Shuuuuut up!
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' You fuckin' little fuck, that's fuck, more fuck than your fuckins that are fucking fuck in a fucking world!
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' You fuckin' little fuck, that's fuck, more fuck than your fuckins that are fucking fuck in a fucking world!
''Both:'' '''[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...]]'''<br />
''Both:'' '''[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...]]'''
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Cock knocker!<br />
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Cock knocker!
'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' ''([[Beat]])'' Jerk.<br />
'''Angry Video Game Nerd:''' ''([[Beat]])'' Jerk.
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' [[Dramatic Pause|...]] ''[[Let's Get Dangerous|THAT'S IT!]]'' }}
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' [[Dramatic Pause|...]] ''[[Let's Get Dangerous|THAT'S IT!]]'' }}
* [http://albruno3.tripod.com/ Ab3]'s popular [[Tabletop Games]] anecdotes, ''The [[Binder of Shame]]'':
* [http://albruno3.tripod.com/ Ab3]'s popular [[Tabletop Games]] anecdotes, ''The [[Binder of Shame]]'':
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