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I can make it this --<br />Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press<br />'R' to try again<br />▼
I can make it this --
-- [[User:Petranca]]▼
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It does not matter<br />what kind of fruit it looks like.<br />It will still kill you.<br />▼
This is a haiku.
-- [[User:Wolfman 2000]]▼
This haiku is a [[Brown Note]].
You are dead. Again.
|superfroggy}}
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[[Selective Gravity|Red fruits fall upwards.]]<br />[[Spikes of Doom|Spikes shoot off everywhere.]]<br />[[Colony Drop|The moon rolls you flat.]]<br />▼
It does not matter
-- [[User:Komodin]]▼
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[[Platform Hell|Super hard jumping]]<br />Makes for many many deaths<br />[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!]]<br />▼
-- [[User:Major Tom]]▼
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Apples don't fall up.<br />[[Word of God|They're more like giant cherries]]<br />or delicious fruit.<br />▼
[[Selective Gravity|Red fruits fall upwards.]]
-- [[User:INUH]]▼
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[[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead]] <br />[[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead Dead Dead]] [[Precision F-Strike|Damn]] [[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead]] <br />[[Overly Long Gag|Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead]] <br />▼
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[[Platform Hell|Super hard jumping]]
{{quote| --[[User:So We Ate Them]]}}▼
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[[Trial and Error Gameplay|When I play]] [[The Tetris Effect|tonight]]<br />[[Fridge Horror|I'll realise]] [[Paranoia Fuel|my biggest fright:]]<br />[[Scare'Em Straight|Mr. Yuk]] ''[[Everything Trying to Kill You|was right!]]''<br />▼
{{quote| -- [[User:Alex Sora 89]]}}▼
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Apples don't fall up.
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[[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead]]
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This video game
Despises you fervently
And makes sure you know.
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[[Trial and Error Gameplay|When I play]] [[The Tetris Effect|tonight]]
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Now I think I´m safe
What in the name of holy fuck?!
Did it just fall up?
|Savato}}
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