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I can make it this --
Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press<br />'R' to try again

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-- Petranca

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This is a haiku.
This haiku is a [[Brown Note]].
You are dead. Again.
|superfroggy}}

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It does not matter
what kind of fruit it looks like.<br />It will still kill you.

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-- Wolfman 2000

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[[Selective Gravity|Red fruits fall upwards.]]
[[Spikes of Doom|Spikes shoot off everywhere.]]<br />[[Colony Drop|The moon rolls you flat.]]

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-- Komodin

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[[Platform Hell|Super hard jumping]]
Makes for many many deaths<br />[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!]]

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-- Major Tom

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Apples don't fall up.
[[Word of God|They're more like giant cherries]]<br />or delicious fruit.

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-- INUH

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[[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead]]
[[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead Dead Dead]] [[Precision F-Strike|Damn]] [[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead]] <br />[[Overly Long Gag|Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead]]

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This video game
Despises you fervently
And makes sure you know.
|So We Ate Them}}

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[[Trial and Error Gameplay|When I play]] [[The Tetris Effect|tonight]]
[[Fridge Horror|I'll realise]] [[Paranoia Fuel|my biggest fright:]]<br />[[Scare'Em Straight|Mr. Yuk]] ''[[Everything Trying to Kill You|was right!]]''

|Alex Sora 89}}

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Now I think I´m safe
What in the name of holy fuck?!
Did it just fall up?
|Savato}}

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