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* In ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'' Robin uses this to explain her past career as a teenage, pseudo-80's, Canadian pop star. Of course, Barney slap bets Marshall that it's porn, resulting in Robin revealing the whole truth by saying "Porn? I wish, it would be less embarrassing."
* In ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'' Robin uses this to explain her past career as a teenage, pseudo-80's, Canadian pop star. Of course, Barney slap bets Marshall that it's porn, resulting in Robin revealing the whole truth by saying "Porn? I wish, it would be less embarrassing."
* Played with in ''[[Stark Raving Mad]]'': an episode focused on Ian's extreme reluctance to discuss what he was doing during a particular year and a half of his life, going so far as making up a cover story about having spent it in a mental institution. After insistent prodding by Henry, he finally snaps and starts closing all his blinds, orders Henry to lock the door, warns him that what he's about to see "will disgust [him]" and produces a tape that he's "deeply ashamed" of and that he only keeps as a "reminder of how far [he] can fall". And when the tape starts playing we see that it's...{{spoiler|a cheesy musical.}}
* Played with in ''[[Stark Raving Mad]]'': an episode focused on Ian's extreme reluctance to discuss what he was doing during a particular year and a half of his life, going so far as making up a cover story about having spent it in a mental institution. After insistent prodding by Henry, he finally snaps and starts closing all his blinds, orders Henry to lock the door, warns him that what he's about to see "will disgust [him]" and produces a tape that he's "deeply ashamed" of and that he only keeps as a "reminder of how far [he] can fall". And when the tape starts playing we see that it's...{{spoiler|a cheesy musical.}}
{{quote| '''Ian''': ''{{spoiler|The Grinning Americans}}''. I was living in Florida. Flat broke. No direction. I saw an ad in the newspaper. They were holding auditions, it was fast money. You get sucked into the life, Henry. Now you know.<br />
{{quote|'''Ian''': ''{{spoiler|The Grinning Americans}}''. I was living in Florida. Flat broke. No direction. I saw an ad in the newspaper. They were holding auditions, it was fast money. You get sucked into the life, Henry. Now you know.
'''Henry''': So wait a minute, you would rather have people think you were in a mental institution than...<br />
'''Henry''': So wait a minute, you would rather have people think you were in a mental institution than...
''[Cut to more {{spoiler|musical}} scenes]''<br />
''[Cut to more {{spoiler|musical}} scenes]''
'''Henry'''...I understand. }}
'''Henry'''...I understand. }}
* From ''[[Scrubs]]'', "My Best Friend's Baby's Baby":
* From ''[[Scrubs]]'', "My Best Friend's Baby's Baby":
{{quote| '''Jordan:''' Nice job, Perry. Your son just asked me if ''my'' vagina's ever been on television.<br />
{{quote|'''Jordan:''' Nice job, Perry. Your son just asked me if ''my'' vagina's ever been on television.
'''Perry:''' And, did you tell him not since the 80s when you were trying to make it as an "actress"? }}
'''Perry:''' And, did you tell him not since the 80s when you were trying to make it as an "actress"? }}
* Apparently Wilson, from ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'', was in a porno back in college. He swears that [[Hurricane of Excuses|it wasn't a porno when they were shooting it, and he was doing it as a favor to a friend that he had]] ''no idea'' would become an ''actual director'', [[Hurricane of Excuses|and said friend added some scenes in afterwards so he could release it as a porno...]] The fact that Wilson is entirely absent from all the sex scenes does lend credence to his story. House just wanted to see him squirm.
* Apparently Wilson, from ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'', was in a porno back in college. He swears that [[Hurricane of Excuses|it wasn't a porno when they were shooting it, and he was doing it as a favor to a friend that he had]] ''no idea'' would become an ''actual director'', [[Hurricane of Excuses|and said friend added some scenes in afterwards so he could release it as a porno...]] The fact that Wilson is entirely absent from all the sex scenes does lend credence to his story. House just wanted to see him squirm.
{{quote| '''Young Wilson:''' [[House (TV series)/Funny|Be not afraid. The forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman.]]}}
{{quote|'''Young Wilson:''' [[House (TV series)/Funny|Be not afraid. The forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman.]]}}
* [[Stephen Colbert]] was once a male prostitute, but classy. Actually, that was his street name: [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Butt Classy]].
* [[Stephen Colbert]] was once a male prostitute, but classy. Actually, that was his street name: [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Butt Classy]].
* Melanie from ''[[Queer as Folk]]'' appeared nude in a magazine to get money for college after her parents had cut her off for being gay. They apparently changed their minds after about three weeks, but by then she had already paid that year's tuition and the next.
* Melanie from ''[[Queer as Folk]]'' appeared nude in a magazine to get money for college after her parents had cut her off for being gay. They apparently changed their minds after about three weeks, but by then she had already paid that year's tuition and the next.
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* Another example, in ''[[Grey's Anatomy]]'', Izzie gets humiliated when Alex discovers pictures of her as a lingerie model. However, it turns out that those photo shoots paid for med school - so she comes out on top.
* Another example, in ''[[Grey's Anatomy]]'', Izzie gets humiliated when Alex discovers pictures of her as a lingerie model. However, it turns out that those photo shoots paid for med school - so she comes out on top.
* Unsurprisingly, Karen on ''[[Will and Grace]]'' once starred in an adult film called ''Next to Godliness'' in which she plays a neat-freak dominatrix.
* Unsurprisingly, Karen on ''[[Will and Grace]]'' once starred in an adult film called ''Next to Godliness'' in which she plays a neat-freak dominatrix.
{{quote| '''Karen:''' Well, I was just out of college. I was broke. It's the oldest story in the world. Boy meets girl, boy wants girl to do dominatrix film, girl says, "naked?" Boy says, "yeah." Girl says, "forget it." Boy says, "ok, then just wear this rubber dress and beat the old guy with a scrub brush." Girl says, "how hard?"}}
{{quote|'''Karen:''' Well, I was just out of college. I was broke. It's the oldest story in the world. Boy meets girl, boy wants girl to do dominatrix film, girl says, "naked?" Boy says, "yeah." Girl says, "forget it." Boy says, "ok, then just wear this rubber dress and beat the old guy with a scrub brush." Girl says, "how hard?"}}
* [[Castle|Detective Kate Beckett]] worked as a teenage model once.
* [[Castle|Detective Kate Beckett]] worked as a teenage model once.
* Erin in ''[[Blue Bloods]]'' worked as a cocktail waitress at Roxy's (a famous NYC nightclub). She told her parents she worked at a roller skate rink. The part about wearing roller skates was true...
* Erin in ''[[Blue Bloods]]'' worked as a cocktail waitress at Roxy's (a famous NYC nightclub). She told her parents she worked at a roller skate rink. The part about wearing roller skates was true...
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== Music ==
== Music ==
* Used in the [[Steve Taylor]] song "Cash Cow" as a line setting up the following:
* Used in the [[Steve Taylor]] song "Cash Cow" as a line setting up the following:
{{quote| I was young and I needed the money<br />
{{quote|I was young and I needed the money
I had money, but I needed more money<br />
I had money, but I needed more money
I was filthy rich; all I needed was love!<br />
I was filthy rich; all I needed was love!
...and a little more money! }}
...and a little more money! }}