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Examples of characters holding the [[{{TIPLEVELPAGE}}]] in [[{{SUBPAGENAME}}]] include:
* In [[The Bible]]:
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** Then again, Samson is established as not the sharpest knife in the drawer to begin with.
** Abraham is travelling through Egypt with his [[World's Most Beautiful Woman|lovely wife, Sarah]] in tow. He fears that the Egyptians would [[Murder the Hypotenuse|kill him and take her away]] because of her beauty. So, what does he do? He stuffs her [[Girl in a Box|into a box]]. He didn't stop to think that ''maybe, just maybe'' that box would, you know, have to pass through customs. Then when she is discovered, he tells them that [[She Is Not My Girlfriend|she's only his sister]], which results in Sarah being taken into the Pharaoh's harem. The ''real'' icing on the cake? This happens [[Aesop Amnesia|twice!]]
** Hey, Eve, don't eat the apple.
* Probably not the only case in [[Greek Mythology]], but the biggest: Rhea fooled her husband Kronos from devouring little baby Zeus by giving him a stone in diapers. To be fair, she did get him drunk first.
** "Orpheus, you vanquished every obstacle in your path and made us weep, you love your girl so much. She can come back to the living world, just don't look back, okay ?" "Derp!"
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