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* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Bella becomes one.
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Bella becomes one.
{{quote|He [Edward] also says that we shouldn't be friends. O-kay, mister bipolar weirdo, fine with me. In fact, I'll help you with that venture by staying the hell away from you as much as possible.}}
{{quote|He [Edward] also says that we shouldn't be friends. O-kay, mister bipolar weirdo, fine with me. In fact, I'll help you with that venture by staying the hell away from you as much as possible.}}
* [[Distressed Damsel]]: Bella in the second chapter. Justified as she'd been dragged to Italy against her will and really had no control over the situation or any way to get home.
* [[Damsel in Distress]]: Bella in the second chapter. Justified as she'd been dragged to Italy against her will and really had no control over the situation or any way to get home.
* [[Gosh Darn It to Heck]]: Averted-- Bella never once says, "Holy crow."
* [[Gosh Darn It to Heck]]: Averted-- Bella never once says, "Holy crow."
* [[Hopeless Suitor]]: Edward to Bella. Bella finds him creepy as all hell, but he's convinced that she loves him.
* [[Hopeless Suitor]]: Edward to Bella. Bella finds him creepy as all hell, but he's convinced that she loves him.