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{{quote|''"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"''|'''Iraqi Information Minister Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf''', with American tanks clearly visible in the background}}

{{quote|Our initial assessment is that they will all die.|'''On the Onset of the War'''}}

{{quote| The shock has backfired on them. They are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it the appropriate way.}}

{{quote|The shock has backfired on them. They are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it the appropriate way.}}

{{quote| Coalition forces have not crossed the Tigris River and are not approaching Baghdad.}}

{{quote|Coalition forces have not crossed the Tigris River and are not approaching Baghdad.}}

{{quote| It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.}}

{{quote|It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.}}

{{quote| Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the American command is under siege.}}

{{quote|Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the American command is under siege.}}

{{quote| We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid— and they are condemned.}}

{{quote|We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid— and they are condemned.}}

{{quote|I blame al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!|'''On Al-Jazeera reports on the Invasion of Iraq'''}}

{{quote| I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.}}

{{quote|I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.}}

{{quote|I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad.|'''With American Tanks visible in the Background'''}}

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{{quote|They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.|'''Later, Same Day'''}}

{{quote|Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. They are completely surrounded now.|'''Just before the Battle for Baghdad'''}}

== Other ==

'''Fred Randall''': [[Catch Phrase|It wasn't me!]]<br />'''Bill Overbeck''': What do you mean, 'it wasn't you'? ''We're 35 million miles from the nearest person!''

{{quote|''"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."''|'''[[The Simpsons (animation)|Bart Simpson]]'''}}

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{{quote|'''Etna:''' Looks like I have to resort to the politician's golden rule: "If they can't prove it, deny, deny, deny."|''[[Disgaea 2 Cursed Memories]]''}}

{{quote|'''Mrs. Teasdale''': I saw you leave with my own eyes!~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Mrs. Teasdale''': I saw you leave with my own eyes!

'''Chicolini''': Who you gonna believe, me or you own eyes?|''[[Duck Soup]]''}}