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{{quote|'''Mr. Kruger''': According to our latest quarterly thing, Kruger Industrial Smoothing is heading into the red. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. Any thoughts?}}
* Prescott Pharmaceuticals, the supposed sponsor of the "Cheating Death" segment of ''[[The Colbert Report]]'', is a lawsuit-ridden fictional company that specializes in coming up with gruesome, bizarre drugs to cure the medical scare of the month in the most unnecessarily painful and idiotic ways possible, famous for their even more gruesome, bizarre side-effects.
* The Phone Company, as depicted by [[Lily Tomlin]]'s "Ernestine" on ''[[Saturday Night Live]]''. "Here at the Phone Company, we handle eighty-four billion calls a year. Serving everyone from presidents and kings to the scum of the earth. So, we realize that, every so often, you can’t get an operator, or for no apparent reason your phone goes out of order, or perhaps you get charged for a call you didn’t make" but "We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the Phone Company."
 
== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==