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{{quote|''There isn't enough wah-wah music in the world to make up for that pun.''|[[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]], on the "carried away" pun from ''Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man #1''}} |
{{quote|''There isn't enough wah-wah music in the world to make up for that pun.''|[[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]], on the "carried away" pun from ''Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man #1''}} |
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{{quote|'''Terry''': "You're sure about this?" |
{{quote|'''Terry''': "You're sure about this?" |
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'''Bruce''': "Everything they steal is tied to playing card suits." |
'''Bruce''': "Everything they steal is tied to playing card suits." |
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'''Terry''': "How does the yacht fit in?" |
'''Terry''': "How does the yacht fit in?" |
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'''Bruce''': "It was part of a yacht ''club''." |
'''Bruce''': "It was part of a yacht ''club''." |
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'''Terry''': "[[Suckiness Is Painful|Ouch.]]"|''[[Batman Beyond]]''}} |
'''Terry''': "[[Suckiness Is Painful|Ouch.]]"|''[[Batman Beyond]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Chick''': Nobody likes puns, Disney, come on... |
{{quote|'''Chick''': Nobody likes puns, Disney, come on... |
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'''Nella''': [miserably] Nella likes puns. |
'''Nella''': [miserably] Nella likes puns. |
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'''Chick''': As I was saying, nobody likes puns. |
'''Chick''': As I was saying, nobody likes puns. |
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'''Nella''': [Slopes away like a beaten dog.] |''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]'''}} |
'''Nella''': [Slopes away like a beaten dog.] |''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Hero''': (to Lionfang) But it's great that you've come to the party, and you even brought me a present. I get to beat you into the ground just like I did last time. It's the gift that keeps on giving.|''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]], during the Frostval Events''}} |
{{quote|'''Hero''': (to Lionfang) But it's great that you've come to the party, and you even brought me a present. I get to beat you into the ground just like I did last time. It's the gift that keeps on giving.|''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]], during the Frostval Events''}} |
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{{quote|'''Sek-Duat''': Once again, you prove what a nuisance you are, half-breed. |
{{quote|'''Sek-Duat''': Once again, you prove what a nuisance you are, half-breed. |
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'''Zhoom''': It's good to see you too, mummy. |
'''Zhoom''': It's good to see you too, mummy. |
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'''Hero''': I thought your mom was dead... |
'''Hero''': I thought your mom was dead... |
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'''Sek-Duat''': Can we skip the puns this time?|''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]]''}} |
'''Sek-Duat''': Can we skip the puns this time?|''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''King Dedede''': Heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, I just love it when I get Dedede-structive!|''[[Kirby of the Stars|Kirby: Right Back at Ya!]]''}} |
{{quote|'''King Dedede''': Heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, I just love it when I get Dedede-structive!|''[[Kirby of the Stars|Kirby: Right Back at Ya!]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Dilbert''': Wally, would you like to be on my TTP project? |
{{quote|'''Dilbert''': Wally, would you like to be on my TTP project? |
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'''Wally''': What does "T.T.P." stand for? |
'''Wally''': What does "T.T.P." stand for? |
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'''Dilbert''': It's short for '''T'''he '''T'''TP '''P'''roject. I named it myself. So... do you want to join? |
'''Dilbert''': It's short for '''T'''he '''T'''TP '''P'''roject. I named it myself. So... do you want to join? |
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'''Wally''': I'd rather be your archnemesis. |[[Dilbert]], May 18, 1994}} |
'''Wally''': I'd rather be your archnemesis. |[[Dilbert]], May 18, 1994}} |
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