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** Local bully and greaser Butch [[De Lorea]] gets the result "hairdresser". Hilariously, he actually resigns to this fate (though he calls himself a more manly-sounding "barber") and will later cut your hair on demand. |
** Local bully and greaser Butch [[De Lorea]] gets the result "hairdresser". Hilariously, he actually resigns to this fate (though he calls himself a more manly-sounding "barber") and will later cut your hair on demand. |
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* ''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]'' starts with a similar elaborate personality test (complete with word association, personality, and [[Inkblot Test]] questions) to help you get your bearings after being shot in the head - with about the same level of effectivness as the previous game. This is [[Lampshaded]] mercilessly as well. |
* ''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]'' starts with a similar elaborate personality test (complete with word association, personality, and [[Inkblot Test]] questions) to help you get your bearings after being shot in the head - with about the same level of effectivness as the previous game. This is [[Lampshaded]] mercilessly as well. |
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{{quote|'''Vit-O-Matic Vigor Tester''': "Adjust your score, it ain't cheating!" |
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'''Doc Mitchell''': "Well, that's all she wrote. I guess I'll let you look at the results - I ain't got nothin' to compare it to." |
'''Doc Mitchell''': "Well, that's all she wrote. I guess I'll let you look at the results - I ain't got nothin' to compare it to." |
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'''Doc Mitchell''': "Before you go, I've got a form for you to fill out - so I can get a sense of your medical history. It's just a formality. Ain't like you've got a family history of 'getting shot in the head'." }} |
'''Doc Mitchell''': "Before you go, I've got a form for you to fill out - so I can get a sense of your medical history. It's just a formality. Ain't like you've got a family history of 'getting shot in the head'." }} |
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* ''[[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind|Morrowind]]'' had one of these as an option presented to you at the Census & Excise Office at the start of the game, ostensibly because he needs a character class for your release forms. Due to being fairly inaccurate due to unintuitive questions, and totally out-of-character (why does an immigration official need to know [[Running Gag|what you would do if someone stole your sweetroll]]?), most players choose to skip this and create a character directly. |
* ''[[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind|Morrowind]]'' had one of these as an option presented to you at the Census & Excise Office at the start of the game, ostensibly because he needs a character class for your release forms. Due to being fairly inaccurate due to unintuitive questions, and totally out-of-character (why does an immigration official need to know [[Running Gag|what you would do if someone stole your sweetroll]]?), most players choose to skip this and create a character directly. |
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