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On January 8, 2011, the Internet became a channel to dark eldritch forces with designs for our unsuspecting material world.
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[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110112003432/inglipnomicon/images/a/a9/Tutlent.png Thaaat's more like it.]
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* [[Affably Evil]]: Despite its ruthless streak (dissenters are ordered [[Disproportionate Retribution|decapitated, pureed, barbecued...]]), Lord Inglip seems pretty [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110112003432/inglipnomicon/images/a/a9/Tutlent.png generous] [http://imgur.com/PyuQW to] its [http://i.imgur.com/qgYzp.png faithful]. It even [http://i.imgur.com/OQW5c.jpg mourns those who fall in its name].
* [[Anything That Moves]]
* [[Ascend to
* [[Authority Equals Asskicking]]: Despite its fearsome army, Inglip needs no one to [http://i.imgur.com/rty9U.jpg defend itself].
* [[Beethoven Was an Alien Spy]]: [[wikipedia:Henry VI of England|Henry VI]], [http://i.imgur.com/fZh7H.jpg apparently]
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* [[Blue and Orange Morality]] / [[Bunny Ears Lawyer]]: Lord Inglip commands considerable respect and admiration, but its commands and [http://i.imgur.com/Sj14a.jpg requests] can sometimes be [http://i.imgur.com/NdxNA.png somewhat] [http://i.imgur.com/kZMzf.png odd].
* [[Body Horror]]: The Mantank is by far the most gory creature the dark lord has ever created. [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|Part robotic tank part human cyborg]], it stands several stories high and is made from [[Human Sacrifice|sacrificed enemies]] including their souls.
* [[Brown Note]]: The word ''slasessa'' is Chydrego's [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110128124710/inglipnomicon/images/8/83/Holy_war.jpg weapon of choice.] It is more potent if uttered by [[Age of Empires
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Its [http://i.imgur.com/ShWiu.png commands] can tend towards the [http://i.imgur.com/VDgoX.png strange] and even [http://i.imgur.com/Rzdhp.jpg whimsical].
* [[Cool and Unusual Punishment]]: If Inglip breaks from the usual cavalcade of straightforward bodily harm to traitors, it's usually [http://i51.tinypic.com/10or3mc.png something]...[http://i.imgur.com/5vXvi.png very] [http://i.imgur.com/0hOX2.jpg very] (warning: kinda [[NSFW]]) [http://i.imgur.com/nO9fc.jpg creative].
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* [[Embarrassing First Name]]: [http://i.imgur.com/ZKXya.jpg Call it Inglinf at your own risk.]
* [[Emotion Eater]]: ...[http://i.imgur.com/Sj14a.jpg Maybe]?
* [[The End of the World
* [[Even Evil Has Loved Ones]]: Inglip's wife, [http://www.reddit.com/tb/f0dwg Queen Ellinus] and [http://www.reddit.com/r/Inglip/comments/ezr5l/the_inglipnomicon/ the rest of its family].
* [[Even the Subtitler Is Stumped]]: [http://i.imgur.com/u6N5f.jpg Sometimes].
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* [[Pardon My Klingon]]: [http://i.imgur.com/0e1ip.jpg Scrompla you], [http://i.imgur.com/pglDa.gif blesag!]
* [[The Power of Rock]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN3yPEJD_-Q Improves morale]!
* [[One of Us]]: If Inglip were real, [http://i.imgur.com/hnaQM.png it] [http://i.imgur.com/ilKJ6.png totally] [http://i.imgur.com/LtTTU.jpg would] [http://i.imgur.com/daHew.png be]. (Context for those not in the know, from first to last: [[Firefly]], [[The Office]], [[Twilight (
* [[Red Oni, Blue Oni]]: Inglip and Chydrego are both [[Eldritch Abomination|eldritch abominations]] who command mortals to do their bidding through captchas. Inglip prefers [http://www.reddit.com/tb/fawfg direct confrontation] and brute force while Chydrego prefers trickery and [http://www.reddit.com/tb/f9tag mind control].
* [[Rule of Cool]]: The Saga of [http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/radjump1.jpg Rad][http://i.imgur.com/6ktUb.jpg jumps].
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