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[[File:~~swordchucksyo_2967~~.jpg|link=8-Bit Theater|frame|Sword Chucks, yo!]]

[[File:swordchucksyo 2967.jpg|link=8-Bit Theater|frame|Sword Chucks, yo!]]

{{quote|''I need gopher-chucks!''|'''--[[The Chosen One]]''', ''[[Kung Pow]]''}}

[[Fighting with Chucks|Nunchucks are fun!]] The [[Ninja]] love them, and they are one of the most famous martial arts weapons around (next to the [[Katanas Are Just Better|katana]]). The best thing about them is the fact that they are so easy to make! All you have to do, is take two random items, and connect them with a rope or a chain, and there you go! [[Instant Chucks]]!

[[Fighting with Chucks|Nunchucks are fun!]] The [[Ninja]] love them, and they are one of the most famous martial arts weapons around (next to the [[Katanas Are Just Better|katana]]). The best thing about them is the fact that they are so easy to make! All you have to do, is take two random items, and connect them with a rope or a chain, and there you go! '''Instant Chucks'''!

Forget practicality, this one runs on pure [[Rule of Cool]]. Being such an easy weapon to make, a [[Combat Pragmatist]] can make some while locked in battle. If he is fighting multiple enemies, [[Conservation of Ninjutsu|Asskicking ensues, if not, they will be discarded very quickly.]]

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== Webcomics ==

* Fighter of ''[[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]]'' had the grand idea to connect two swords together and make [[Sword Chucks]]. They become a [[Running Gag]] throughout the comic. {{spoiler|Pretty much stopped after he got them, for a while anyway.}}

* ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'': Mongo wields the wonderfully ludicrous [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p37 Chainsaw nunchucks] during the "D.A.R.E To Resist Ninja Drugs" arc. He does the classic nunchuck warmup ~~moves -- while~~ the saws are running.

* ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'': Mongo wields the wonderfully ludicrous [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p37 Chainsaw nunchucks] during the "D.A.R.E To Resist Ninja Drugs" arc. He does the classic nunchuck warmup moves—while the saws are running.

* Eddie, in ''[[Emergency Exit]]'', has the ability to create ''Malletchucks'', which he wields with very improbable dexterity.

* In ''[[Sinfest]]'' most-definitely-not-a-furry Slick claimed to be superhero Bunnyman using "[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1934 carrot numchucks]".