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== Anime and Manga ==

* During ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'''s Duelist Kingdom arc (English dub), Yugi faces off against <s> [[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|a gay clown]]</s> Kaiba's evil side, brought back from the Shadow Realm by Pegasus. When the doppelganger reveals its true form, Yugi remarks, "You know, I'm not quite sure what to call you. I was thinking about '[[You Monster!|monster]]'... but I wouldn't want to insult the cards."

* The second ''[[Gundam|Gundam Evolve]]'' CG short ends with [[Zeta Gundam|Kamille Bidan]] writing an apology for destroying a camera during a field test of the Gundam Mk-II. The [[Wangst]]-filled "apology" includes this memorable line:

{{quote|"Letting a person like Lieutenant Quattro command a mission is like letting a monkey handle a bomb. Saying it, I even feel as if I were insulting a monkey."}}

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== Comic Books ==

* A ''[[Donald Duck]]'' comic set in Donald's childhood has him wanting to call a classmate a rat, but he doesn't since that would be insulting to all the rats of the world. Given the [[Furry Confusion]], the insult may or may not be worse than it is in our world.

* In the [[Superman]] vs. [[Predator]] crossover comic, the [[Mad Scientist]] is trying to cleanse the world of genetic defects by killing everyone with them, via atmospheric poisoning. [[Lois Lane]] claims she would spit if her mouth wasn't so dry, but retracts the statement, saying "... spit's too good for you."

* "Le Chat", a belgian comic book written by Philippe Geluck:

{{quote|"We often say "Man is a wolf to man". But saying this is bad for the wolves. Instead, we should say "Man is a man to man". But it would be bad for men."}}

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'''Captain Mal Reynolds''': And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic low-life community. }}

* In a ''[[3rd Rock from the Sun]]'' episode, Mary told Dick, "To say that you behaved childishly is an insult to children everywhere!"

* ''[[That 70s Show]]'':

* ''[[That '70s Show]]'':

{{quote|'''Red:''' Eric, what did I tell you about comparing your sister to the Devil?

'''Eric:''' That it's insulting to the Devil? }}

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{{quote|'''Ian:''' You're treating us like children!

'''The Doctor:''' Am I? The children of MY civilization would be insulted. }}

* Based on the idiom "Everything resembles it's owner", ''[[El Chavo ~~Del~~ Ocho]]'' made a comparison of Doña Florinda and a broom. When Don Ramón told him that that was offensive. El Chavo responded that doesn't matter, because brooms doesn't understand.

* Based on the idiom "Everything resembles it's owner", ''[[El Chavo del Ocho]]'' made a comparison of Doña Florinda and a broom. When Don Ramón told him that that was offensive. El Chavo responded that doesn't matter, because brooms doesn't understand.

* In ''[[The Suite Life On Deck]]'', Bailey compares talking to London to talking to a tractor. Zack promptly replies that it's an insult to tractors.

* In the ''[[Star Trek]]'' episode, "The Trouble With Tribbles", a drunk Klingon calls the Enterprise a garbage scow. When Scotty demands an explanation, the Klingon apologizes for his misstatement, saying, "I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away ''as'' garbage!" [[Bar Brawl|Fisticuffs ensue]].

* From ''[[Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV series)|Sabrina the Teenage Witch]]'' when Hilda is forced to tell jokes by a magical belt.

{{quote|'''Hilda:''' "You should meet my mother-in-law. I used to say she was ugly as sin. Sin sued"}}

* On an episode of [[WWE Raw]], [[Chris Jericho]] would call [[Stephanie McMahon]] a "filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom-feeding, trash-bag ho!" When he was forced to apologize, he apologized to all the filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom-feeding, trash-bag hoes for even comparing them to Stephanie.

** There was another that came with the end of [[Vince McMahon]]'s Kiss My Ass Club. [[The Rock]], after winning a match that stipulated Vince was to pucker up and plant one on Rock's bottom, (see what I did there?) Rock stops him before his moment of humiliation, exclaiming "Your lips are not good enough to kiss the People's Ass!!!" He then teased him with the prospect of kissing Torrie Wilson's firm glutes... BEFORE SIGNALING FOR [[Mighty Glacier|RIKISHI.]]

* ''[[Wizards of Waverly Place]]'': "You're so far ahead, you might as well be competing with that chair-oops. Sorry, chair."

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** After confirming that the name "Uwe Boldt" in the credits of ''[[Violent Shit]]'' has no connection to [[Uwe Boll]]:

{{quote|'''Snob''': Oh good, because for a minute there I thought...you know what? This movie is so fucking awful that comparing it to Uwe Boll '''is an insult to UWE BOLL!'''}}

** And in reviewing the fundamentalist propaganda film "Rock: It's Your Decision", he says that calling the Captain and Tennille "sin" is a sin against the word "sin".

* [[Obscurus Lupa]], on ''[[The Room]]'': "I'd go as far as saying ''[[The Room]]'' is this generation's ''[[Troll 2]]'', but I'd be afraid of insulting ''Troll 2''."

* In [http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php/weblog/comments/savage_moon_by_cassie_edwards/ SB Sarah's savage review] of Cassie Edwards's ''Savage Moon'', she comments: "I might have to [[Broke the Rating Scale|modify our grading schedule and give it a Z]] except that the poor letter Z did nothing to deserve being permanently stuck on a Cassie Edwards novel."

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* "I'd call her a cunt, but she lacks the depth and the charm." -- William Styron. Nobody seems to know who he was referring to.

* In one of Bill Maher's 2010 monologues, he [[Godwin's Law|compares the anti-immigration reforms of Arizona to Nazi Germany]]. He then takes it back because "the Germans knew how to dress themselves."

* There is a [[Facebook]] group that claims that calling [[Twilight (novel)|Edward Cullen]] gay is an insult to gay people.

** Found [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Calling-Edward-Cullen-gay-is-an-insult-to-gay-people/110010069040564 here.]

* [[The Daily Show|Jon Stewart]], towards [[Sarah Palin]]:

{{quote|'''Palin:''' What's the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?